Chapter 502: 502
Good wh.o.r.e, good wh.o.r.e white lotus Who are you talking about?
Although the little cute in the game is still alive, Lin Jiage chose to return to s.h.i.+ Yao"s wechat for the first time
From the content of wechat, he can feel that s.h.i.+ Yao is really angry
Lin Jiage thought about it and thought that the question mark was not enthusiastic enough, so she knocked on the mobile phone screen twice: "what"s the matter?"
A few days ago, when he was boring to brush the circle of friends, he saw song tide, the only man in dormitory 501, send a paragraph:
if your girlfriend comes to you and tells you who she was upset by, it doesn"t matter what the reason is . The important thing is that as long as she comes to you and tells you that she was upset, what you have to do is to stand on her side without any reason Side, help her how crazy she can have as crazy spray make her unhappy people . If you can"t do that, then your end will be
At the bottom of this pa.s.sage, song tide squats on the side of the road to feed mosquitoes in the middle of the night .
Although soft buns are not his girlfriend, he should learn from Song tide"s blood and tears and help soft buns spray white lotus flowers as crazy as they can
Thinking of Lin Jiage, he started to type again .
Don"t be angry . It"s not worth being angry for this kind of person
While typing, Lin Jiage suddenly thinks that although ruanbaozi is not his girlfriend, she is his fiancee
So he quickly moved his fingertips and sent two more wechat messages .
[111111]: "after all, there is a saying that if a dog bites you, do you have to lie on the ground and bite back?"
[111111]: "of course, we can"t do this kind of thing to lose our ident.i.ty . If the dog bites us, we must choose to beat them to death . . . "
Yao Xi loves ice cream: "I understand what you say, and I support you very much, but I"m still angry, Wuwuwuwu . . . "
Following this sentence, the following is a row of "tears" expression .
So many crying faces?
Lin Jiage continued to type without hesitation .
[111111]: "don"t cry, your tears are pearls . It"s a waste to shed tears for people who have pa.s.sed through the South and pa.s.sed through the back of the North toilet and drank water . "
Yao Xi loves ice cream: "she not only drank water from the back of the toilet, but also filled her mind with water . . . "
[111111]: "yes, and it"s the water in the stinky ditch . "
Yao Xi loves ice cream: "Wu Wu Wu I"m really depressed . I started to play this game . Except for the first day when I landed in a box, it"s today . Do you know that during the time when I was waiting for you to play the game, I played for only 40 minutes . I landed in a box for six times in a row, and my mind exploded Sobbing, sobbing . . . "
Huh?
The mentality of playing games explodes
Lin Jiage is about to continue typing, helping when Yao spray action, suddenly stopped .
After about ten seconds, a long string of words appeared on his screen .
Yao Xi loves ice cream: "in that barren year, he pulled a fan . What"s her name? Every time I was chased or killed, she would call brother Nian, come and protect me, brother Nian . I"m so scared . Brother Nian, people are going to die, and then she"s going to kill me . . . "