"So far as I am concerned," said Mr. Podington, "I wish the ca.n.a.l were twelve miles long. I cannot imagine anything pleasanter than this. If I lived anywhere near a ca.n.a.l--a long ca.n.a.l, I mean, this one is too short--I"d--"
"Come, come now," interrupted Buller. "Don"t be content to stay in the primary school just because it is easy. When we get on the lake I will show you that in a boat, with a gentle breeze, such as we are likely to have today, you will find the motion quite as pleasing, and ever so much more inspiriting. I should not be a bit surprised, William, if after you have been two or three times on the lake you will ask me--yes, positively ask me--to take you out on the bay!"
Mr. Podington smiled, and leaning backward, he looked up at the beautiful blue sky.
"You can"t give me anything better than this, Thomas," said he; "but you needn"t think I am weakening; you drove with me, and I will sail with you."
The thought came into Buller"s mind that he had done both of these things with Podington, but he did not wish to call up unpleasant memories, and said nothing.
About half a mile from the town there stood a small cottage where house-cleaning was going on, and on a fence, not far from the ca.n.a.l, there hung a carpet gaily adorned with stripes and spots of red and yellow.
When the drowsy tow-horse came abreast of the house, and the carpet caught his eye, he suddenly stopped and gave a start toward the ca.n.a.l.
Then, impressed with a horror of the glaring apparition, he gathered himself up, and with a bound dashed along the tow-path. The astounded boy gave a shout, but was speedily left behind. The boat of Mr. Buller shot forward as if she had been struck by a squall.
The terrified horse sped on as if a red and yellow demon were after him. The boat bounded, and plunged, and frequently struck the gra.s.sy bank of the ca.n.a.l, as if it would break itself to pieces. Mr.
Podington clutched the boom to keep himself from being thrown out, while Mr. Buller, both hands upon the tiller, frantically endeavored to keep the boat from the bank.
"William!" he screamed, "he is running away with us; we shall be dashed to pieces! Can"t you get forward and cast off that line?"
"What do you mean?" cried Podington, as the boom gave a great jerk as if it would break its fastenings and drag him overboard.
"I mean untie the tow-line. We"ll be smashed if you don"t! I can"t leave this tiller. Don"t try to stand up; hold on to the boom and creep forward. Steady now, or you"ll be overboard!"
Mr. Podington stumbled to the bow of the boat, his efforts greatly impeded by the big cork life-preserver tied under his arms, and the motion of the boat was so violent and erratic that he was obliged to hold on to the mast with one arm and to try to loosen the knot with the other; but there was a great strain on the rope, and he could do nothing with one hand.
"Cut it! Cut it!" cried Mr. Buller.
"I haven"t a knife," replied Podington.
Mr. Buller was terribly frightened; his boat was cutting through the water as never vessel of her cla.s.s had sped since sail-boats were invented, and b.u.mping against the bank as if she were a billiard-ball rebounding from the edge of a table. He forgot he was in a boat; he only knew that for the first time in his life he was in a runaway. He let go the tiller. It was of no use to him.
"William," he cried, "let us jump out the next time we are near enough to sh.o.r.e!"
"Don"t do that! Don"t do that!" replied Podington. "Don"t jump out in a runaway; that is the way to get hurt. Stick to your seat, my boy; he can"t keep this up much longer. He"ll lose his wind!"
Mr. Podington was greatly excited, but he was not frightened, as Buller was. He had been in a runaway before, and he could not help thinking how much better a wagon was than a boat in such a case.
"If he were hitched up shorter and I had a snaffle-bit and a stout pair of reins," thought he, "I could soon bring him up."
But Mr. Buller was rapidly losing his wits. The horse seemed to be going faster than ever. The boat b.u.mped harder against the bank, and at one time Buller thought they could turn over.
Suddenly a thought struck him.
"William," he shouted, "tip that anchor over the side! Throw it in, any way!"
Mr. Podington looked about him, and, almost under his feet, saw the anchor. He did not instantly comprehend why Buller wanted it thrown overboard, but this was not a time to ask questions. The difficulties imposed by the life-preserver, and the necessity of holding on with one hand, interfered very much with his getting at the anchor and throwing it over the side, but at last he succeeded, and just as the boat threw up her bow as if she were about to jump on sh.o.r.e, the anchor went out and its line shot after it. There was an irregular trembling of the boat as the anchor struggled along the bottom of the ca.n.a.l; then there was a great shock; the boat ran into the bank and stopped; the tow-line was tightened like a guitar-string, and the horse, jerked back with great violence, came tumbling in a heap upon the ground.
Instantly Mr. Podington was on the sh.o.r.e and running at the top of his speed toward the horse. The astounded animal had scarcely begun to struggle to his feet when Podington rushed upon him, pressed his head back to the ground, and sat upon it.
"Hurrah!" he cried, waving his hat above his head. "Get out, Buller; he is all right now!"
Presently Mr. Buller approached, very much shaken up.
"All right?" he said. "I don"t call a horse flat in a road with a man on his head all right; but hold him down till we get him loose from my boat. That is the thing to do. William, cast him loose from the boat before you let him up! What will he do when he gets up?"
"Oh. he"ll be quiet enough when he gets up," said Podington. "But if you"ve got a knife you can cut his traces---I mean that rope--but no, you needn"t. Here comes the boy. We"ll settle this business in very short order now."
When the horse was on his feet, and all connection between the animal and the boat had been severed, Mr. Podington looked at his friend.
"Thomas," said he, "you seem to have had a hard time of it. You have lost your hat and you look as if you had been in a wrestling-match."
"I have," replied the other; "I wrestled with that tiller and I wonder it didn"t throw me out."
Now approached the boy. "Shall I hitch him on again, sir?" said he.
"He"s quiet enough now."
"No," cried Mr. Buller; "I want no more sailing after a horse, and, besides, we can"t go on the lake with that boat; she has been battered about so much that she must have opened a dozen seams. The best thing we can do is to walk home."
Mr. Podington agreed with his friend that walking home was the best thing they could do. The boat was examined and found to be leaking, but not very badly, and when her mast had been unshipped and everything had been made tight and right on board, she was pulled out of the way of tow-lines and boats, and made fast until she could be sent for from the town.
Mr. Buller and Mr. Podington walked back toward the town. They had not gone very far when they met a party of boys, who, upon seeing them, burst into unseemly laughter.
"Mister," cried one of them, "you needn"t be afraid of tumbling into the ca.n.a.l. Why don"t you take off your life-preserver and let that other man put it on his head?"
The two friends looked at each other and could not help joining in the laughter of the boys.
"By George! I forgot all about this," said Podington, as he unfastened the cork jacket. "It does look a little super-timid to wear a life-preserver just because one happens to be walking by the side of a ca.n.a.l."
Mr. Buller tied a handkerchief on his head, and Mr. Podington rolled up his life-preserver and carried it under his arm. Thus they reached the town, where Buller bought a hat, Podington dispensed with his bundle, and arrangements were made to bring back the boat.
"Runaway in a sailboat!" exclaimed one of the ca.n.a.l boatmen when he had heard about the accident. "Upon my word! That beats anything that could happen to a man!"
"No, it doesn"t," replied Mr. Buller, quietly. "I have gone to the bottom in a foundered road-wagon."
The man looked at him fixedly.
"Was you ever struck in the mud in a balloon?" he asked.
"Not yet," replied Mr. Buller.
It required ten days to put Mr. Buller"s sailboat into proper condition, and for ten days Mr. Podington stayed with his friend, and enjoyed his visit very much. They strolled on the beach, they took long walks in the back country, they fished from the end of a pier, they smoked, they talked, and were happy and content.
"Thomas," said Mr. Podington, on the last evening of his stay, "I have enjoyed myself very much since I have been down here, and now, Thomas, if I were to come down again next summer, would you mind--would you mind, not----"
"I would not mind it a bit," replied Buller, promptly. "I"ll never so much as mention it; so you can come along without a thought of it. And since you have alluded to the subject, William," he continued, "I"d like very much to come and see you again; you know my visit was a very short one this year. That is a beautiful country you live in. Such a variety of scenery, such an opportunity for walks and rambles! But, William, if you could only make up your mind not to----"
"Oh, that is all right!" exclaimed Podington. "I do not need to make up my mind. You come to my house and you will never so much as hear of it. Here"s my hand upon it!"
"And here"s mine!" said Mr. Buller.