Bogert managed to get his breath. "Don"t play games, man. You have the answer? answer? Say so, if you have. Say it plainly." Say so, if you have. Say it plainly."
"She has the answer. She"s given me the answer. She"s given me the names of three stars within eighty light-years which, she says, have a sixty to ninety percent chance of possessing one habitable planet each. The probability that at least one has is 0.972. It"s almost certain. And that"s just the least of it. Once we get back, she can give us the exact line of reasoning that led her to the conclusion and I predict that the whole science of astrophysics and cosmology will--"
"Are you sure--"
"You think I"m having hallucinations? I even have a witness. Poor guy jumped two feet when Jane suddenly began to reel out the answer in her gorgeous voice"
And that was when the meteorite struck and in the thorough destruction of the plane that followed, Madarian and the pilot were reduced to gobbets of b.l.o.o.d.y flesh and no usable remnant of Jane was recovered.
The gloom at U. S. Robots had never been deeper. Robertson attempted to find consolation in the fact that the very completeness of the destruction had utterly hidden the illegalities of which the firm had been guilty.
Peter shook his head and mourned. "We"ve lost the best chance U. S. Robots ever had of gaining an unbeatable public image; of overcoming the d.a.m.ned Frankenstein complex. What it would have meant for robots to have one of them work out the solution to the habitable-planet problem, after other robots had helped work out the s.p.a.ce Jump. Robots would have opened the galaxy to us. And if at the same time we could have driven scientific knowledge forward in a dozen different directions as we surely would have...Oh, G.o.d, there"s no way of calculating the benefits to the human race, and to us of course."
Robertson said, "We could build other Janes, couldn"t we? Even without Madarian?"
"Sure we could. But can we depend on the proper correlation again? Who knows how low--probability that final result was? What if Madarian had had a fantastic piece of beginner"s luck? And then to have an even more fantastic piece of bad luck? A meteorite zeroing in...It"s simply unbelievable--"
Robertson said in a hesitating whisper, "It couldn"t have been meant. I mean, if we weren"t meant to know and if the meteorite was a judgment--from--"
He faded off under Bogert"s withering glare. Bogert said, "It"s not a dead loss, I suppose. Other Janes are bound to help us in some ways. And we can give other robots feminine voices, if that will help encourage public acceptance--though I wonder what the women would say. If we only knew what Jane-5 had said!"
"In that last call, Madarian said there was a witness." Bogert said, "I know; I"ve been thinking about that. Don"t you suppose I"ve been in touch with flagstaff? n.o.body in the entire place heard Jane say anything that was out of the ordinary, anything that sounded like an answer to the habitable-planet problem, and certainly anyone there should have recognized the answer if it came --or at least recognized it as a possible answer."
"Could Madarian have been lying? Or crazy? Could he have been trying to protect himself--"
"You mean he may have been trying to save his reputation by pretending he had the answer and then gimmick Jane so she couldn"t talk and say, "Oh, sorry, something happened accidentally. Oh, darn!" I won"t accept that for a minute. You might as well suppose he had arranged the meteorite."
"Then what do we do?" Bogert said heavily, "Turn back to flagstaff. The answer must must be there. I"ve got to dig deeper, that"s all. I"m going there and I"m taking a couple of the men in Madarian"s department. We"ve got to go through that place top to bottom and end to end." be there. I"ve got to dig deeper, that"s all. I"m going there and I"m taking a couple of the men in Madarian"s department. We"ve got to go through that place top to bottom and end to end."
"But, you know, even if there were a witness and he had heard, what good would it do, now that we don"t have Jane to explain the process?"
"Every little something is useful. Jane gave the names of the stars; the catalogue numbers probably--none of the named stars has a chance. If someone can remember her saying that and actually remember the catalogue number, or have heard it clearly enough to allow it to be recovered by Psycho-probe if he lacked the conscious memory--then we"ll have something. Given the results at the end, and the data fed Jane at the beginning, we might be able to reconstruct the line of reasoning; we might recover the intuition. If someone can remember her saying that and actually remember the catalogue number, or have heard it clearly enough to allow it to be recovered by Psycho-probe if he lacked the conscious memory--then we"ll have something. Given the results at the end, and the data fed Jane at the beginning, we might be able to reconstruct the line of reasoning; we might recover the intuition. If that is done, we"ve saved the game--" that is done, we"ve saved the game--"
Bogert was back after three days, silent and thoroughly depressed. When Robertson inquired anxiously as to results, he shook his head. "Nothing!"
"Nothing?"
"Absolutely nothing. I spoke with every man in flagstaff--every scientist, every technician, every student--that had had anything to do with Jane; everyone that had as much as seen her. The number wasn"t great; I"ll give Madarian credit for that much discretion. He only allowed those to see her who might conceivably have had planetological knowledge to feed her. There were twenty-three men altogether who had seen Jane and of those only twelve had spoken to her more than casually.
"I went over and over all that Jane had said. They remembered everything quite well. They"re keen men engaged in a crucial experiment involving their specialty, so they had every motivation to remember. And they were dealing with a talking robot, something that was startling enough, and one that talked like a TV actress. They couldn"t forget."
Robertson said, "Maybe a Psycho-probe--"
"If one of them had the vaguest thought that something had happened, I would screw out his consent to Probing. But there"s nothing to leave room for an excuse, and to Probe two dozen men who make their living from their brains can"t be done. Honestly, it wouldn"t help. If Jane had mentioned three stars and said they had habitable planets, it would have been like setting up sky rockets in their brains. How could anyone of them forget?"
"Then maybe one of them is lying," said Robertson grimly. "He wants the information for his own use; to get the credit himself later."
"What good would that do him?" said Bogert. "The whole establishment knows exactly why Madarian and Jane were there in the first place. They know why I came there in the second. If at any time in the future any man now at Flagstaff suddenly comes up with a habitable-planet theory that is startlingly new and different, yet valid, every other man at Flagstaff and every man at U. S. Robots will know at once that he had stolen it. He"d never get away with it."
"Then Madarian himself was somehow mistaken."
"I don"t see how I can believe that either. Madarian had an irritating personality--all robopsychologists have irritating personalities, I think, which must be why they work with robots rather than with men--but he was no dummy. He couldn"t couldn"t be wrong in something like this." be wrong in something like this."
"Then--" But Robertson had run out of possibilities. They had reached a blank wall and for some minutes each stared at it disconsolately.
Finally Robertson stirred. "Peter--"
"Well?"
"Let"s ask Susan."
Bogert stiffened. "What!"
"Let"s ask Susan. Let"s call her and ask her to come in."
"Why? What can she possibly do?"
"I don"t know. But she"s a robopsychologist, too, and she might understand Madarian better than we do. Besides, she--Oh, h.e.l.l, she always had more brains than any of us."
"She"s nearly eighty."
"And you"re seventy. What about it?"
Bogert sighed. Had her abrasive tongue lost any of its rasp in the years of her retirement? He said, "Well, I"ll ask her."
Susan Calvin entered Bogert"s office with a slow look around before her eyes fixed themselves on the Research Director. She had aged a great deal since her retirement. Her hair was a fine white and her face seemed to have crumpled. She had grown so frail as to be almost transparent and only her eyes, piercing and uncompromising, seemed to remain of all that had been.
Bogert strode forward heartily, holding out his hand. "Susan!"
Susan Calvin took it, and said, "You"re looking reasonably well, Peter, for an old man. If I were you, I wouldn"t wait till next year. Retire now and let the young men get to it....And Madarian is dead. Are you calling me in to take over my old job? Are you determined to keep the ancients till a year past actual physical death?"
"No, no, Susan. I"ve called you in--" He stopped. He did not, after all, have the faintest idea of how to start.
But Susan read his mind now as easily as she always had. She seated herself with the caution born of stiffened joints and said, "Peter, you"ve called me in because you"re in bad trouble. Otherwise you"d sooner see me dead than within a mile of you."
"Come, Susan--"
"Don"t waste time on pretty talk. I never had time to waste when I was forty and certainly not now. Madarian"s death and your call to me are both unusual, so there must be a connection. Two unusual events without a connection is too low-probability to worry about. Begin at the beginning and don"t worry about revealing yourself to be a fool. That was revealed to me long ago."
Bogert cleared his throat miserably and began. She listened carefully, her withered hand lifting once in a while to stop him so that she might ask a question.
She snorted at one point. "Feminine intuition? Is that what you wanted the robot for? You men. Faced with a woman reaching a correct conclusion and unable to accept the fact that she is your equal or superior in intelligence, you invent something called feminine intuition."
"Oh, yes, Susan, but let me continue--"
He did. When she was told of Jane"s contralto voice, she said, "It is a difficult choice sometimes whether to feel revolted at the male s.e.x or merely to dismiss them as contemptible."
Bogert said, "Well, let me go on--"
When he was quite done, Susan said, "May I have the private use of this office for an hour or two?"
"Yes, but--"
She said, "I want to go over the various records--Jane"s programming, Madarian"s calls, your interviews at flagstaff. I presume I can use that beautiful new shielded laser-phone and your computer outlet if I wish."
"Yes, of course."
"Well, then, get out of here, Peter."
It was not quite forty-five minutes when she hobbled to the door, opened it, and called for Bogert.
When Bogert came, Robertson was with him. Both entered and Susan greeted the latter with an unenthusiastic "h.e.l.lo, Scott."
Bogert tried desperately to gauge the results from Susan"s face, but it was only the face of a grim old lady who had no intention of making anything easy for him.
He said cautiously, "Do you think there"s anything you can do, Susan?"
"Beyond what I have already done? No! There"s nothing more." Bogert"s lips set in chagrin, but Robertson said, "What have you already done, Susan?"
Susan said, "I"ve thought a little; something I can"t seem to persuade anyone else to do. For one thing, I"ve thought about Madarian. I knew him, you know. He had brains but he was a very irritating extrovert. I thought you would like him after me, Peter."
"It was a change," Bogert couldn"t resist saying.
"And he was always running to you with results the very minute he had them, wasn"t he?"
"Yes, he was."
"And yet," said Susan, "his last message, the one in which he said Jane had given him the answer, was sent from the plane. Why did he wait so long? Why didn"t he call you while he was still at flagstaff, immediately after Jane had said whatever it was she said?"
"I suppose," said Peter, "that for once he wanted to check it thoroughly and--well, I don"t know. It was the most important thing that had ever happened to him; he might for once have wanted to wait and be sure of himself."
"On the contrary; the more important it was, the less he would wait, surely. And if he could manage to wait, why not do it properly and wait till he was back at U. S. Robots so that he could check the results with all the computing equipment this firm could make available to him? In short, he waited too long from one point of view and not long enough from another."
Robertson interrupted. "Then you think he was up to some trickery--"
Susan looked revolted. "Scott, don"t try to compete with Peter in making inane remarks. Let me continue....A second point concerns the witness. According to the records of that last call, Madarian said, "Poor guy jumped two feet when Jane suddenly began to reel out the answer in her gorgeous voice." In fact, it was the last thing he said. And the question is, then, why should the witness have jumped? Madarian had explained that all the men were crazy about that voice, and they had had ten days with the robot--with Jane. Why should the mere act of her speaking have startled them?"
Bogert said, "I a.s.sumed it was astonishment at hearing Jane give an answer to a problem that has occupied the minds of planetologists for nearly a century."
"But they were waiting waiting for her to give that answer. That was why she was there. Besides, consider the way the sentence is worded. Madarian"s statement makes it seem the witness was startled, not astonished, if you see the difference. What"s more, that reaction came "when Jane suddenly began"--in other words, at the very start of the statement. To be astonished at the content of what Jane said would have required the witness to have listened awhile so that he might absorb it. Madarian would have said he had jumped two feet for her to give that answer. That was why she was there. Besides, consider the way the sentence is worded. Madarian"s statement makes it seem the witness was startled, not astonished, if you see the difference. What"s more, that reaction came "when Jane suddenly began"--in other words, at the very start of the statement. To be astonished at the content of what Jane said would have required the witness to have listened awhile so that he might absorb it. Madarian would have said he had jumped two feet after after he had heard Jane say thus-and-so. It would be "after" not "when" and the word "suddenly" would not be included." he had heard Jane say thus-and-so. It would be "after" not "when" and the word "suddenly" would not be included."
Bogert said uneasily, "I don"t think you can refine matters down to the use or non-use of a word."
"I can," said Susan frostily, "because I am a robopsychologist. And I can expect Madarian to do so, too, because he he was a robopsychologist. We have to explain those two anomalies, then. The queer delay before Madarian"s call and the queer reaction of the witness." was a robopsychologist. We have to explain those two anomalies, then. The queer delay before Madarian"s call and the queer reaction of the witness."
"Can you you explain them?" Asked Robertson. "Of course," said Susan, "since I use a little simple logic. Madarian called with the news without delay, as he always did, or with as little delay as he could manage. If Jane had solved the problem at Flagstaff, he would certainly have called from Flagstaff. Since he called from the plane, she must clearly have solved the problem after he had left Flagstaff." explain them?" Asked Robertson. "Of course," said Susan, "since I use a little simple logic. Madarian called with the news without delay, as he always did, or with as little delay as he could manage. If Jane had solved the problem at Flagstaff, he would certainly have called from Flagstaff. Since he called from the plane, she must clearly have solved the problem after he had left Flagstaff."
"But then--"
"Let me finish. Let me finish. Was Madarian not taken from the airport to Flagstaff in a heavy, enclosed ground car? And Jane, in her crate, with him?"
"Yes."
"And presumably, Madarian and the crated Jane returned from Flagstaff to the airport in the same heavy, enclosed ground car. Am I right?"
"Yes, of course!"
"And they were not alone in the ground car, either. In one of his calls, Madarian said, "We were chauffeured from the airport to the main administration building," and I suppose I am right in concluding that if he was chauffeured, then that was because there was a chauffeur, a human driver, in the car."
"Good G.o.d!"
"The trouble with you, Peter, is that when you think of a witness to a planetological statement, you think of planetologists. You divide up human beings into categories, and despise and dismiss most. A robot cannot do that. The First Law says, "A robot may not injure a human being human being or, through inaction, allow a or, through inaction, allow a human being human being to come to harm." to come to harm." Any Any human being. That is the essence of the robotic view of life. A robot makes no distinction. To a robot, all men are truly equal, and to a robopsychologist who must perforce deal with men at the robotic level, all men are truly equal, too. human being. That is the essence of the robotic view of life. A robot makes no distinction. To a robot, all men are truly equal, and to a robopsychologist who must perforce deal with men at the robotic level, all men are truly equal, too.
"It would not occur to Madarian to say a truck driver had heard the statement. To you a truck driver is not a scientist but is a mere animate adjunct of a truck, but to Madarian he was a man and a witness. Nothing more. Nothing less."
Bogert shook his head in disbelief. "But you are sure?" sure?"
"Of course I"m sure. How else can you explain the other point; Madarian"s remark about the startling of the witness? Jane was crated, wasn"t she? But she was not not deactivated. According to the records, Madarian was always adamant against ever deactivating an intuitive robot. Moreover, Jane-5, like any of the Janes, was extremely non-talkative. Probably it never occurred to Madarian to order her to remain quiet within the crate; and it was within the crate that the pattern finally fell into place. Naturally she began to talk. A beautiful contralto voice suddenly sounded from inside the crate. If you were the truck driver, what would you do at that point? Surely you"d be startled. It"s a wonder he didn"t crash." deactivated. According to the records, Madarian was always adamant against ever deactivating an intuitive robot. Moreover, Jane-5, like any of the Janes, was extremely non-talkative. Probably it never occurred to Madarian to order her to remain quiet within the crate; and it was within the crate that the pattern finally fell into place. Naturally she began to talk. A beautiful contralto voice suddenly sounded from inside the crate. If you were the truck driver, what would you do at that point? Surely you"d be startled. It"s a wonder he didn"t crash."
"But if the truck driver was the witness, why didn"t he come forward--"
"Why? Can he possibly know that anything crucial had happened, that what he heard was important? Besides, don"t you suppose Madarian tipped him well and asked him not to say anything? Would you want want the news to spread that an activated robot was being transported illegally over the Earth"s surface." the news to spread that an activated robot was being transported illegally over the Earth"s surface."
"Well, will he remember what was said?"
"Why not? It might seem to you, Peter, that a truck driver, one step above an ape in your view, can"t remember. But truck drivers can have brains, too. The statements were most remarkable and the driver may well have remembered some. Even if he gets some of the letters and numbers wrong, we"re dealing with a finite set, you know, the fifty-five hundred stars or star systems within eighty light-years or so--I haven"t looked up the exact number. You can make the correct choices. And if needed, you will have every excuse to use the Psycho-probe--"
The two men stared at her. Finally Bogert, afraid to believe, whispered, "But how can you be sure?" sure?"
For a moment, Susan was on the point of saying: Because I"ve called Flagstaff, you fool, and because I spoke to the truck driver, and because he told me what he had heard, and because I"ve checked with the computer at Flagstaff and got the only three stars that fit the information, and because I have those names in my pocket.
But she didn"t. Let him go through it all himself. Carefully, she rose to her feet, and said sardonically, "How can I be sure?...Call it feminine intuition."
Do not fear, Gentle Readers, that my misunderstanding of Judy-Lynn"s intentions destroyed a friendship. The Asimovs and the del Reys live less than a mile apart, and frequent each other often. Although Judy-Lynn never hesitates to bounce me off the nearest wall, we all are, have been, and will remain, the very best of friends.
Sometime in mid-1969, Doubleday called me up to ask if I would write a science fiction story that could serve as the basis of a movie. I didn"t want to, because I don"t like to get tangled up with the visual media directly. They"ve got money, but that"s all they"ve got. But Doubleday pressed me and I don"t like to refuse Doubleday. I agreed.
Then eventually I had dinner with a very pleasant gentleman who was involved with the motion picture company and who wanted to discuss the story with me.
He told me he wanted an undersea setting and that suited me. He then went on to describe with considerable enthusiasm the nature of the characters he wanted in the story, and the events he thought would be necessary. As he spoke, my spirits sank. The fact was that I didn"t want the hero he described; I didn"t want, with even greater intensity, the heroine he described; and most of all, I didn"t want the events he described.
I have always found myself unable, however, to express a negative reaction to people, especially face to face. I did my best to smile and act interested.
The next day I called up Doubleday. It might not be too late. I asked if the contract had been signed. Yes, indeed, it had, and a large advance had been paid over, of which most was to be turned over to me.
I didn"t think there was room for my spirits to sink lower, but they did. I had had to write the story. to write the story.
"Well, then," I said, "if what I write is not acceptable, would you return the advance?"