I picked up my marriage license, folded it, and returned it to my pocket.
His eyes had stayed narrow and his lips tight. "I don"t believe it," he growled. "What about Miss Rowan?"
"We won"t drag Miss Rowan into this," I said stiffly.
"What about the thousands of others you dally with?"
"Not thousands. Not even a thousand. I"ll have to look up "dally." They"ll get theirs, as Margot has got hers. As you see, I"m deranged only up to a point. I realize-"
"Sit down."
"No, sir. I know this will have to be discussed, but right now you"re stirred up and it would be better to wait for a day or two, or maybe more. By Sat.u.r.day the idea of a woman in the house may have you boiling even worse than you are now, or it may have cooled you down to a simmer. If the former, no discussion will be needed. If the latter, you may decide it"s worth a try. I hope you do."
I turned and walked out.
In the hall I hesitated. I could have gone up to my room and phoned from there, but in his present state it was quite possible he would listen in from the desk, and the call I wanted to make was personal. So I got my hat and coat from the rack, let myself out, descended the stoop steps, walked to the drugstore on Ninth Avenue, found the booth unoccupied, and dialed a number. In a moment a musical little voice-more a chirp than a voice-was in my ear.
"Kurt Bottweill"s studio, good morning."
"This is Archie Goodwin, Cherry. May I speak to Margot?"
"Why, certainly. Just a moment."
It was a fairly long moment. Then another voice. "Archie, darling!"
"Yes, my own. I"ve got it."
"I knew you could!"
"Sure, I can do anything. Not only that, you said up to a hundred bucks, and I thought I would have to part with twenty at least, but it only took five. And not only that, but it"s on me, because I"ve already had my money"s worth of fun out of it, and more. I"ll tell you about it when I see you. Shall I send it up by messenger?"
"No, I don"t think-I"d better come and get it. Where are you?"
"In a phone booth. I"d just as soon not go back to the office right now because Mr. Wolfe wants to be alone to boil, so how about the Tulip Bar at the Churchill in twenty minutes? I feel like buying you a drink."
"I feel like buying you a drink!"
She should, since I was treating her to a marriage license.
II.
When, at three o"clock Friday afternoon, I wriggled out of the taxi at the curb in front of the four-story building in the East Sixties, it was snowing. If it kept up, New York might have an off-white Christmas.
During the two days that had pa.s.sed since I got my money"s worth from the marriage license, the atmosphere around Wolfe"s place had not been very seasonable. If we had had a case going, frequent and sustained communication would have been unavoidable, but without one there was nothing that absolutely had to be said, and we said it. Our handling of that trying period showed our true natures. At table, for instance, I was polite and reserved, and spoke, when speaking seemed necessary, in low and cultured tones. When Wolfe spoke he either snapped or barked. Neither of us mentioned the state of bliss I was headed for, or the adjustments that would have to be made, or my Friday date with my fiancee, or his trip to Long Island. But he arranged it somehow, for precisely at twelve-thirty on Friday a black limousine drew up in front of the house, and Wolfe, with the brim of his old black hat turned down and the collar of his new gray overcoat turned up for the snow, descended the stoop, stood ma.s.sively, the mountain of him, on the bottom step until the uniformed chauffeur had opened the door, and crossed the sidewalk and climbed in. I watched it from above, from a window of my room.
I admit I was relieved and felt better. He had unquestionably needed a lesson and I didn"t regret giving him one, but if he had pa.s.sed up a chance for an orchid powwow with the best hybridizer in England I would never have heard the last of it. I went down to the kitchen and ate lunch with Fritz, who was so upset by the atmosphere that he forgot to put the lemon juice in the souffle. I wanted to console him by telling him that everything would be rosy by Christmas, only three days off, but of course that wouldn"t do.
I had a notion to toss a coin to decide whether I would have a look at the new exhibit of dinosaurs at the Natural History Museum or go to the Bottweill party, but I was curious to know how Margot was making out with the license, and also how the other Bottweill personnel were making out with each other. It was surprising that they were still making out at all. Cherry Quon"s position in the setup was apparently minor, since she functioned chiefly as a receptionist and phone-answerer, but I had seen her black eyes dart daggers at Margot d.i.c.key, who should have been clear out of her reach. I had gathered that it was Margot who was mainly relied upon to wrangle prospective customers into the corral, that Bottweill himself put them under the spell, and that Alfred Kiernan"s part was to make sure that before the spell wore off an order got signed on the dotted line.
Of course that wasn"t all. The order had to be filled, and that was handled, under Bottweill"s supervision, by Emil Hatch in the workshop. Also funds were required to buy the ingredients, and they were furnished by a specimen named Mrs. Perry Porter Jerome. Margot had told me that Mrs. Jerome would be at the party and would bring her son Leo, whom I had never met. According to Margot, Leo, who had no connection with the Bottweill business or any other business, devoted his time to two important activities: getting enough cash from his mother to keep going as a junior playboy, and stopping the flow of cash to Bottweill, or at least slowing it down.
It was quite a tangle, an interesting exhibit of bipeds alive and kicking, and, deciding it promised more entertainment than the dead dinosaurs, I took a taxi to the East Sixties.
The ground floor of the four-story building, formerly a de luxe double-width residence, was now a beauty shop. The second floor was a real-estate office. The third floor was Kurt Bottweill"s workshop, and on top was his studio. From the vestibule I took the do-it-yourself elevator to the top, opened the door, and stepped out into the glossy gold-leaf elegance I had first seen some months back, when Bottweill had hired Wolfe to find out who had swiped some tapestries. On that first visit I had decided that the only big difference between chrome modern and Bottweill gold-leaf modern was the color, and I still thought so. Not even skin deep; just a two-hundred-thousandth of an inch deep. But on the panels and racks and furniture frames it gave the big skylighted studio quite a tone, and the rugs and drapes and pictures, all modern, joined in. It would have been a fine den for a blind millionaire.
"Archie!" a voice called. "Come and help us sample!"
It was Margot d.i.c.key. In a far corner was a gold-leaf bar, some eight feet long, and she was at it on a gold-leaf stool. Cherry Quon and Alfred Kiernan were with her, also on stools, and behind the bar was Santa Claus, pouring from a champagne bottle. It was certainly a modern touch to have Santa Claus tend bar, but there was nothing modern about his costume. He was strictly traditional, cut, color, size, mask, and all, excepting that the hand grasping the champagne bottle wore a white glove. I a.s.sumed, crossing to them over the thick rugs, that that was a touch of Bottweill elegance, and didn"t learn until later how wrong I was.
They gave me the season"s greetings, and Santa Claus poured a gla.s.s of bubbles for me. No gold leaf on the gla.s.s. I was glad I had come. To drink champagne with a blonde at one elbow and a brunette at the other gives a man a sense of well-being, and those two were fine specimens-the tall, slender Margot relaxed, all curves, on the stool, and little slant-eyed black-eyed Cherry Quon, who came only up to my collar when standing, sitting with her spine as straight as a plumb line, yet not stiff. I thought Cherry worthy of notice not only as a statuette, though she was highly decorative, but as a possible source of new light on human relations. Margot had told me that her father was half Chinese and half Indian-not American Indian-and her mother was Dutch.
I said that apparently I had come too early, but Alfred Kiernan said no, the others were around and would be in shortly. He added that it was a pleasant surprise to see me, as it was just a little family gathering and he hadn"t known others had been invited. Kiernan, whose t.i.tle was business manager, had not liked a certain step I had taken when I was hunting the tapestries, and he still didn"t, but an Irishman at a Christmas party likes everybody. My impression was that he really was pleased, so I was too. Margot said she had invited me, and Kiernan patted her on the arm and said that if she hadn"t he would. About my age and fully as handsome, he was the kind who can pat the arm of a queen or a president"s wife without making eyebrows go up.
He said we needed another sample and turned to the bartender. "Mr. Claus, we"ll try the Veuve Clicquot." To us: "Just like Kurt to provide different brands. No monotony for Kurt." To the bartender: "May I call you by your first name, Santy?"
"Certainly, sir," Santa Claus told him from behind the mask in a thin falsetto that didn"t match his size. As he stooped and came up with a bottle a door at the left opened and two men entered. One of them, Emil Hatch, I had met before. When briefing Wolfe on the tapestries and telling us about his staff, Bottweill had called Margot d.i.c.key his contact woman, Cherry Quon his handy girl, and Emil Hatch his pet wizard, and when I met Hatch I found that he both looked the part and acted it. He wasn"t much taller than Cherry Quon and skinny, and something had either pushed his left shoulder down or his right shoulder up, making him lop-sided, and he had a sour face, a sour voice, and a sour taste.
When the stranger was named to me as Leo Jerome, that placed him. I was acquainted with his mother, Mrs. Perry Porter Jerome. She was a widow and an angel-that is, Kurt Bottweill"s angel. During the investigation she had talked as if the tapestries belonged to her, but that might have only been her manners, of which she had plenty. I could have made guesses about her personal relations with Bottweill, but hadn"t bothered. I have enough to do to handle my own personal relations without wasting my brain power on other people"s. As for her son Leo, he must have got his physique from his father-tall, bony, big-eared and long-armed. He was probably approaching thirty, below Kiernan but above Margot and Cherry.
When he shoved in between Cherry and me, giving me his back, and Emil Hatch had something to tell Kiernan, sour no doubt, I touched Margot"s elbow and she slid off the stool and let herself be steered across to a divan which had been covered with designs by Euclid in six or seven colors. We stood looking down at it.
"Mighty pretty," I said, "but nothing like as pretty as you. If only that license were real! I can get a real one for two dollars. What do you say?"
"You!" she said scornfully. "You wouldn"t marry Miss Universe if she came on her knees with a billion dollars."
"I dare her to try it. Did it work?"
"Perfect. Simply perfect."
"Then you"re ditching me?"
"Yes, Archie darling. But I"ll be a sister to you."
"I"ve got a sister. I want the license back for a souvenir, and anyway I don"t want it kicking around. I could be hooked for forgery. You can mail it to me, once my own."
"No, I can"t. He tore it up."
"The h.e.l.l he did. Where are the pieces?"
"Gone. He put them in his wastebasket. Will you come to the wedding?"
"What wastebasket where?"
"The gold one by his desk in his office. Last evening after dinner. Will you come to the wedding?"
"I will not. My heart is bleeding. So will Mr. Wolfe"s-and by the way, I"d better get out of here. I"m not going to stand around and sulk."
"You won"t have to. He won"t know I"ve told you, and anyway, you wouldn"t be expected-Here he comes!"
She darted off to the bar and I headed that way. Through the door on the left appeared Mrs. Perry Porter Jerome, all of her, plump and plushy, with folds of mink trying to keep up as she breezed in. As she approached, those on stools left them and got onto their feet, but that courtesy could have been as much for her companion as for her. She was the angel, but Kurt Bottweill was the boss. He stopped five paces short of the bar, extended his arms as far as they would go, and sang out, "Merry Christmas, all my blessings! Merry merry merry!"
I still hadn"t labeled him. My first impression, months ago, had been that he was one of them, but that had been wrong. He was a man all right, but the question was what kind. About average in height, round but not pudgy, maybe forty-two or -three, his fine black hair slicked back so that he looked balder than he was, he was nothing great to look at, but he had something, not only for women but for men too. Wolfe had once invited him to stay for dinner, and they had talked about the scrolls from the Dead Sea. I had seen him twice at baseball games. His label would have to wait.
As I joined them at the bar, where Santa Claus was pouring Mumms Cordon Rouge, Bottweill squinted at me a moment and then grinned. "Goodwin! You here? Good! Edith, your pet sleuth!"
Mrs. Perry Porter Jerome, reaching for a gla.s.s, stopped her hand to look at me. "Who asked you?" she demanded, then went on, with no room for a reply, "Cherry, I suppose. Cherry is a blessing. Leo, quit tugging at me. Very well, take it. It"s warm in here." She let her son pull her coat off, then reached for a gla.s.s. By the time Leo got back from depositing the mink on the divan we all had gla.s.ses, and when he had his we raised them, and our eyes went to Bottweill.
His eyes flashed around. "There are times," he said, "when love takes over. There are times-"
"Wait a minute," Alfred Kiernan cut in. "You enjoy it too. You don"t like this stuff."
"I can stand a sip, Al."
"But you won"t enjoy it. Wait." Kiernan put his gla.s.s on the bar and marched to the door on the left and on out. In five seconds he was back, with a bottle in his hand, and as he rejoined us and asked Santa Claus for a gla.s.s I saw the Pernod label. He pulled the cork, which had been pulled before, filled the gla.s.s halfway, and held it out to Bottweill. "There," he said. "That will make it unanimous."
"Thanks, Al." Bottweill took it. "My secret public vice." He raised the gla.s.s. "I repeat, there are times when love takes over. (Santa Claus, where is yours? but I suppose you can"t drink through that mask.) There are times when all the little demons disappear down their ratholes, and ugliness itself takes on the shape of beauty; when the darkest corner is touched by light; when the coldest heart feels the glow of warmth; when the trumpet call of good will and good cheer drowns out all the Babel of mean little noises. This is such a time. Merry Christmas! Merry merry merry!"
I was ready to touch gla.s.ses, but both the angel and the boss steered theirs to their lips, so I and the others followed suit. I thought Bottweill"s eloquence deserved more than a sip, so I took a healthy gulp, and from the corner of my eye I saw that he was doing likewise with the Pernod. As I lowered the gla.s.s my eyes went to Mrs. Jerome, as she spoke.
"That was lovely," she declared. "Simply lovely. I must write it down and have it printed. That part about the trumpet call-Kurt! What is it? Kurt!"
He had dropped the gla.s.s and was clutching his throat with both hands. As I moved he turned loose of his throat, thrust his arms out, and let out a yell. I think he yelled, "Merry!" but I wasn"t really listening. Others started for him too, but my reflexes were better trained for emergencies than any of theirs, so I got him first. As I got my arms around him he started choking and gurgling, and a spasm went over him from head to foot that nearly loosened my grip. They were making noises, but no screams, and someone was clawing at my arm. As I was telling them to get back and give me room, he was suddenly a dead weight, and I almost went down with him and might have if Kiernan hadn"t grabbed his arm.
I called, "Get a doctor!" and Cherry ran to a table where there was a gold-leaf phone. Kiernan and I let Bottweill down on the rug. He was out, breathing fast and hard, but as I was straightening his head his breathing slowed down and foam showed on his lips. Mrs. Jerome was commanding us, "Do something, do something!"
There was nothing to do and I knew it. While I was holding on to him I had got a whiff of his breath, and now, kneeling, I leaned over to get my nose an inch from his, and I knew that smell, and it takes a big dose to hit that quick and hard. Kiernan was loosening Bottweill"s tie and collar. Cherry Quon called to us that she had tried a doctor and couldn"t get him and was trying another. Margot was squatting at Bottweill"s feet, taking his shoes off, and I could have told her she might as well let him die with his boots on but didn"t. I had two fingers on his wrist and my other hand inside his shirt, and could feel him going.
When I could feel nothing I abandoned the chest and wrist, took his hand, which was a fist, straightened the middle finger, and pressed its nail with my thumbtip until it was white. When I removed my thumb the nail stayed white. Dropping the hand, I yanked a little cl.u.s.ter of fibers from the rug, told Kiernan not to move, placed the fibers against Bottweill"s nostrils, fastened my eyes on them, and held my breath for thirty seconds. The fibers didn"t move.
I stood up and spoke. "His heart has stopped and he"s not breathing. If a doctor came within three minutes and washed out his stomach with chemicals he wouldn"t have with him, there might be one chance in a thousand. As it is-"
"Can"t you do something?" Mrs. Jerome squawked.
"Not for him, no. I"m not an officer of the law, but I"m a licensed detective, and I"m supposed to know how to act in these circ.u.mstances, and I"ll get it if I don"t follow the rules. Of course-"
"Do something!" Mrs. Jerome squawked.
Kiernan"s voice came from behind me. "He"s dead."
I didn"t turn to ask what test he had used. "Of course," I told them, "his drink was poisoned. Until the police come no one will touch anything, especially the bottle of Pernod, and no one will leave this room. You will-"
I stopped dead. Then I demanded, "Where is Santa Claus?"
Their heads turned to look at the bar. No bartender. On the chance that it had been too much for him, I pushed between Leo Jerome and Emil Hatch to step to the end of the bar, but he wasn"t on the floor either.
I wheeled. "Did anyone see him go?"
They hadn"t. Hatch said, "He didn"t take the elevator. I"m sure he didn"t. He must have-" He started off.
I blocked him. "You stay here. I"ll take a look. Kiernan, phone the police. Spring seven-three-one-hundred."
I made for the door on the left and pa.s.sed through, pulling it shut as I went, and was in Bottweill"s office, which I had seen before. It was one-fourth the size of the studio, and much more subdued, but was by no means squalid. I crossed to the far end, saw through the gla.s.s panel that Bottweill"s private elevator wasn"t there, and pressed the b.u.t.ton. A clank and a whirr came from inside the shaft, and it was coming. When it was up and had jolted to a stop I opened the door, and there on the floor was Santa Claus, but only the outside of him. He had molted. Jacket, breeches, mask, wig ... I didn"t check to see if it was all there, because I had another errand and not much time for it.
Propping the elevator door open with a chair, I went and circled around Bottweill"s big gold-leaf desk to his gold-leaf wastebasket. It was one-third full. Bending, I started to paw, decided that was inefficient, picked it up and dumped it, and began tossing things back in one by one. Some of the items were torn pieces of paper, but none of them came from a marriage license. When I had finished I stayed down a moment, squatting, wondering if I had hurried too much and possibly missed it, and I might have gone through it again if I hadn"t heard a faint noise from the studio that sounded like the elevator door opening. I went to the door to the studio and opened it, and as I crossed the sill two uniformed cops were deciding whether to give their first glance to the dead or the living.
III.
Three hours later we were seated, more or less in a group, and my old friend and foe, Sergeant Purley Stebbins of Homicide, stood surveying us, his square jaw jutting and his big burly frame erect.
He spoke. "Mr. Kiernan and Mr. Hatch will be taken to the District Attorney"s office for further questioning. The rest of you can go for the present, but you will keep yourselves available at the addresses you have given. Before you go I want to ask you again, here together, about the man who was here as Santa Claus. You have all claimed you know nothing about him. Do you still claim that?"
It was twenty minutes to seven. Some two dozen city employees-medical examiner, photographer, fingerprinters, meat-basket bearers, the whole kaboodle-had finished the on-the-scene routine, including private interviews with the eyewitnesses. I had made the highest score, having had sessions with Stebbins, a precinct man, and Inspector Cramer, who had departed around five o"clock to organize the hunt for Santa Claus.
"I"m not objecting," Kiernan told Stebbins, "to going to the District Attorney"s office. I"m not objecting to anything. But we"ve told you all we can, I know I have. It seems to me your job is to find him."
"Do you mean to say," Mrs. Jerome demanded, "that no one knows anything at all about him?"
"So they say," Purley told her. "No one even knew there was going to be a Santa Claus, so they say. He was brought to this room by Bottweill, about a quarter to three, from his office. The idea is that Bottweill himself had arranged for him, and he came up in the private elevator and put on the costume in Bottweill"s office. You may as well know there is some corroboration of that. We have found out where the costume came from-Burleson"s on Forty-sixth Street. Bottweill phoned them yesterday afternoon and ordered it sent here, marked personal. Miss Quon admits receiving the package and taking it to Bottweill in his office."
For a cop, you never just state a fact, or report it or declare it or say it. You admit it.
"We are also," Purley admitted, "covering agencies which might have supplied a man to act Santa Claus, but that"s a big order. If Bottweill got a man through an agency there"s no telling what he got. If it was a man with a record, when he saw trouble coming he beat it. With everybody"s attention on Bottweill, he sneaked out, got his clothes, whatever he had taken off, in Bottweill"s office, and went down in the elevator he had come up in. He shed the costume on the way down and after he was down, and left it in the elevator. If that was it, if he was just a man Bottweill hired, he wouldn"t have had any reason to kill him-and besides, he wouldn"t have known that Bottweill"s only drink was Pernod, and he wouldn"t have known where the poison was."
"Also," Emil Hatch said, sourer than ever, "if he was just hired for the job he was a d.a.m.n fool to sneak out. He might have known he"d be found. So he wasn"t just hired. He was someone who knew Bottweill, and knew about the Pernod and the poison, and had some good reason for wanting to kill him. You"re wasting your time on the agencies."
Stebbins lifted his heavy broad shoulders and dropped them. "We waste most of our time, Mr. Hatch. Maybe he was too scared to think. I just want you to understand that if we find him and that"s how Bottweill got him, it"s going to be hard to believe that he put poison in that bottle, but somebody did. I want you to understand that so you"ll understand why you are all to be available at the addresses you have given. Don"t make any mistake about that."
"Do you mean," Mrs. Jerome demanded, "that we are under suspicion? That I and my son are under suspicion?"
Purley opened his mouth and shut it again. With that kind he always had trouble with his impulses. He wanted to say, "You"re G.o.ddam right you are." He did say, "I mean we"re going to find that Santa Claus, and when we do we"ll see. If we can"t see him for it we"ll have to look further, and we"ll expect all of you to help us. I"m taking it for granted you"ll all want to help. Don"t you want to, Mrs. Jerome?"
"I would help if I could, but I know nothing about it. I only know that my very dear friend is dead, and I don"t intend to be abused and threatened. What about the poison?"
"You know about it. You have been questioned about it."
"I know I have, but what about it?"
"It must have been apparent from the questions. The medical examiner thinks it was cyanide and expects the autopsy to verify it. Emil Hatch uses pota.s.sium cyanide in his work with metals and plating, and there is a large jar of it on a cupboard shelf in the workshop one floor below, and there is a stair from Bottweill"s office to the workroom. Anyone who knew that, and who also knew that Bottweill kept a case of Pernod in a cabinet in his office, and an open bottle of it in a drawer of his desk, couldn"t have asked for a better setup. Four of you have admitted knowing both of those things. Three of you-Mrs. Jerome, Leo Jerome, and Archie Goodwin-admit they knew about the Pernod but deny they knew about the pota.s.sium cyanide. That will-"
"That"s not true! She did know about it!"
Mrs. Perry Porter Jerome"s hand shot out across her son"s knees and slapped Cherry Quon"s cheek or mouth or both. Her son grabbed her arm. Alfred Kiernan sprang to his feet, and for a second I thought he was going to sock Mrs. Jerome, and he did too, and possibly would have if Margot d.i.c.key hadn"t jerked at his coattail. Cherry put her hand to her face but, except for that, didn"t move.
"Sit down," Stebbins told Kiernan. "Take it easy. Miss Quon, you say that Mrs. Jerome knew about the pota.s.sium cyanide?"
"Of course she did." Cherry"s chirp was pitched lower than normal, but it was still a chirp. "In the workshop one day I heard Mr. Hatch telling her how he used it and how careful he had to be."