On the second day of his arrival, and after he had in some degree recovered from the effects of the voyage--by which, on the whole, he was rather improved--he resolved to call upon Dunroe, in pursuance of a note which he had written to him to that effect, being unwilling besides to take him unawares. Before he arrives, however, we shall take the liberty of looking in upon his lordship, and thus enable ourselves to form some opinion of the materials which const.i.tuted that young n.o.bleman"s character and habits.
The accessories to these habits, as exponents of his life and character, were in admirable keeping with both, and a slight glance at them will be sufficient for the reader.
His lordship, who kept a small establishment of his own, now lies in a very elegantly furnished bedroom, with a table beside his bed, on which are dressings for his wound, phials of medicines, some loose comedies, and a volume still more objectionable in point both of taste and morals.
Beside him is a man, whether young or of the middle age it is difficult to say. At the first glance, his general appearance, at least, seemed rather juvenile, but after a second--and still more decidedly after a third--it was evident to the spectator that he could not be under forty.
He was dressed in quite a youthful style, and in the very extreme of fashion. This person"s features were good, regular, absolutely symmetrical; yet was there that in his countenance which you could not relish. The face, on being examined, bespoke the life of a battered rake; for although the complexion was or had been naturally good, it was now set in too high a color for that of a young man, and was hardened into a certain appearance which is produced on some features by the struggle that takes place between dissipation and health. The usual observation in such cases is--"with what a const.i.tution has that man been blessed on whose countenance the symptoms of a hard life are so slightly perceptible." The symptoms, however, are there in every case, as they were on his. This man"s countenance, we say, at the first glance, was good, and his eye seemed indicative of great mildness and benignity of heart--yet here, again, was a drawback, for, upon a stricter examination of that organ, there might be read in it the expression of a spirit that never permitted him to utter a single word that was not a.s.sociated with some selfish calculation. Add to this, that it was unusually small and feeble, intimating duplicity and a want of moral energy and candor. In the mere face, therefore, there was something which you could not like, and which would have prejudiced you, as if by instinct, against the man, were it not that the pliant and agreeable tone of his conversation, in due time, made you forget everything except the fact that Tom Norton was a most delightful fellow, with not a bit of selfishness about him, but a warm and friendly wish to oblige and serve every one of his acquaintances, as far as he could, and with the greatest good-will in the world. But Tom"s excellence did not rest here. He was disinterested, and frequently went so far as almost actually to quarrel with some of his friends on their refusing to be guided by his advice and experience. Then, again, Tom was generous and delicate, for on finding that his dissuasions against some particular course had been disregarded, and the consequences he had predicted had actually followed, he was too magnanimous ever to hara.s.s them by useless expostulations or vain reproofs; such as--"I told you how it would happen"--"I advised you in time"--"you would not listen to reason"--and other posthumous apothegms of the same character. No, on the contrary, he maintained a considerate and gentlemanly silence on the subject--a circ.u.mstance which saved them from the embarra.s.sment of much self-defence, or a painful admission of their error--and not only satisfied them that Tom was honest and unselfish, but modest and forbearing. It is true, that an occasional act or solecism of manner, somewhat at variance with the conventional usages of polite society, and an odd vulgarism of expression, were slight blemishes which might be brought to his charge, and would probably have told against any one else. But it was well known that Mr. Norton admitted himself to be a Connaught gentleman, with some of the rough habits of his country, as well of manner as of phraseology, about him; and it was not to be expected that a Connemara gentleman, no matter how high his birth and connection, could at once, or at all, divest himself of these piquant and agreeable peculiarities.
So much for Tom, who had been for at least a couple of years previous to his present appearance fairly domesticated with his lordship, acting not only as his guide, philosopher, and friend, but actually as major-domo, or general steward of the establishment, even condescending to pay the servants, and kindly undertaking to rescue his friend, who was ignorant of business, from the disagreeable trouble of coming in contact with tradesmen, and making occasional disburs.e.m.e.nts in matters of which Lord Dunroe knew little or nothing. Tom was indeed a most invaluable friend, and his lordship considered it a very fortunate night on which they first became acquainted; for, although he lost to the tune of five hundred pounds to him in one of the most fashionable gaming-houses of London, yet, as a compensation--and more than a compensation--for that loss, he gained Tom in return.
His lordship was lying on one side in bed, with the Memoirs of ------ on the pillow beside him, when Tom, who had only entered a few minutes before, on looking at the walls of the apartment, exclaimed, "What the deuce is this, my lord? Are you aware that your father will be here in a couple of hours from this time?" and he looked at his watch.
"Oh, ay; the old peer," replied his lordship, in a languid voice, "coming as a missionary to reform the profane and infidel. I wish he would let me alone, and subscribe to the Missionary Society at once."
"But, my dear Dunroe, are you asleep?"
"Very nearly, I believe. I wish I was."
"But what"s to be done with certain of these pictures? You don"t intend his lordship should see them, I hope?"
"No; certainly not, Tom. We must have them removed. Will you see about it, Tom, like a good fellow? Stow them, however, in some safe place, where they won"t be injured."
"Those five must go," said Norton.
"No," replied his lordship, "let the Magdalen stay; it will look like a tendency to repentance, you know, and the old peer may like it."
"Dunroe, my dear fellow, you know I make no pretence to religion; but I don"t relish the tone in which you generally speak of that most respectable old n.o.bleman, your father."
"Don"t you, Tom? Well, but, I say, the idea of a most respectable old n.o.bleman is rather a shabby affair. It"s merely the privilege of age, Tom. I hope I shall never live to be termed a most respectable old n.o.bleman. Pshaw, my dear Tom, it is too much. It"s a proof that he wants character."
"I wish, in the mean time, Dunroe, that you and I had as much of that same commodity as the good old peer could spare us."
"Well, I suppose you do, Tom; I dare say. My sister is coming with him too."
"Yes; so he says in the letter."
"Well, I suppose I must endure that also; an aristocratic lecture on the one hand, and the uncouth affections of a hoiden on the other. It"s hard enough, though."
Tom now rang the bell, and in a few moments a servant entered.
"Wilc.o.x," said Norton, "get Taylor and M"Intyre to a.s.sist you in removing those five pictures; place them carefully in the green closet, which you will lock."
"Yes, carefully, Wilc.o.x," said his lordship; "and afterwards give the key to Mr. Norton."
"Yes, my lord."
In a few minutes the paintings were removed, and the conversation began where it had been left off.
"This double visit, Tom, will be a great bore. I wish I could avoid it--philosophized by the father, bes...o...b..red by the sister--faugh!"
"These books, too, my lord, had better be put aside, I think."
"Well, I suppose so; lock them in that drawer."
Norton did so, and then proceeded. "Now, my dear Dunroe--"
"Tom," said his lordship, interrupting him, "I know what you are going to say--try and put yourself into something like moral trim for the old peer--is not that it? Do you know, Tom, I have some thoughts of becoming religious? What is religion, Tom? You know we were talking about it the other day. You said it was a capital thing for the world--that it sharpened a man, and put him up to anything, and so on."
"What has put such a notion into your head now, my lord?"
"I don"t know--nothing, I believe. Can religion be taught, Tom? Could one, for instance, take lessons in it?"
"For what purpose do you propose it, my lord?"
"I don"t know--for two or three purposes, I believe."
"Will your lordship state them?"
"Why, Tom, I should wish to do the old peer; and touching the baronet"s daughter, who is said to be very conscientious--which I suppose means the same thing as religion--I should wish to--"
"To do her too," added Norton, laughing.
"Yes, I believe so; but I forget. Don"t the pas"ns teach it?"
"Yes, my lord, by precept, most of them do; not so many by example."
"But it"s the theory only I want. You don"t suppose I intend to practice religion, Tom, I hope?"
"No, my lord, I have a different opinion of your principles."
"Could you hire me a pas"n, to give lessons in it--say two a week--I shall require to know something of it; for, my dear Tom, you are not to be told that twelve thousand a year, and a beautiful girl, are worth making an effort for. It is true she--Miss Gourlay, I mean--is not to be spoken of in comparison with the cigar-man"s daughter; but then, twelve thousand a year, Tom--and the good old peer is threatening to curtail my allowance. Or stay, Tom, would hypocrisy do as well as religion?"
"Every bit, my lord, so far as the world goes. Indeed, in point of fact, it requires a very keen eye to discover the difference between them.
For one that practises religion, I there are five thousand who practise hypocrisy."
"Could I get lessons in hypocrisy? Are there men set apart to teach it?
Are there, for instance, professors of hypocrisy as there are of music and dancing?"
"Not exactly, my lord; but many of the professors of religion come very nearly to the same point."
"How is that, Tom? Explain it, like a good fellow."
"Why a great number of them deal in both--that is to say, they teach the one by their doctrine, and the other by their example. In different words, they inculcate religion to others, and practise hypocrisy themselves."
"I see--that is clear. Then, Tom, as they--the pas"ns I mean--are the best judges of the matter, of course hypocrisy must be more useful than religion, or they--and such! an immense majority as you say--would not practise it."
"More useful it unquestionably is, my lord."
"Well, in that case, Tom, try and find me out a good hypocrite, a sound fellow, who properly understands the subject, and I will take lessons from him. My terms will be! liberal, say--"