Chapter 173 – I Want Both Your Legs and Your Mouth
Translator: Lav
Editor: Seliniaki Ilikia
Shi Lei was amused. What kind of friends did Song Miaomiao have? Why did he feel like the girly man and the malicious-looking man were a couple?
“These two…?” Shi Lei pointed at them and smiled freakishly at Song Miaomiao.
Song Miaomiao was rather speechless. She didn’t know whether it was that Shi Lei didn’t have a heart or whether he was missing a nerve in his head. Theoretically, Shi Lei should also hope that the opposite party could defeat Song Miaomiao’s boxer, so that he could win without having to fight. But Shi Lei didn’t care who that person was and pointed at him simply because he wanted to tease them. And his a.s.sumption wasn’t that far off.
The relationship between those two was indeed what Shi Lei had thought. Song Miaomiao nodded without a word, confirming his a.s.sumption.
“d.a.m.n, your circle sure is complicated. You are a transvest.i.te ladyboy and these two…Eh…” Shi Lei shivered and made a disgusted face.
The malicious-looking man was flabbergasted. From what he saw, Shi Lei and Song Miaomiao were definitely on the same side, which was why he scorned them. It was already surprising that Shi Lei had dared to talk back, but even more so that Shi Lei had ended up dragging Song Miaomiao into it.
What was their relationship?
The point was, who was this unfamiliar face, Shi Lei? He talked quite big.
On the other hand, Song Miaomiao was unamused and thought: Although I don’t know who you are, in the end, you only have some connection with Wei Xingyue. How do you not know the immensity between heaven and earth? Can you afford to offend anyone here? Before, you angered me so much that I almost wanted to killed you, and now you are offending him as well?
“Do you know who he is?” Song Miaomiao asked, giving Shi Lei a side glance.
Shi Lei waved his hand. “That’s not important. He’s probably someone you’re not competing against. Say, if I defeat his boxer, can we drop the grudge between us?”
Song Miaomiao laughed so loudly that she couldn’t even straighten her back and tears streamed out of her eyes.
“You really don’t know your limits, huh? If my boxer beats you up, you can at least keep your life. That way, I can hold back in some places. You want to fight with his boxer? Do you know how much money I’ve lost to him already? Ten million! And I want to win everything back today. If I lose, I won’t step into underground fighting rings anymore! Did you not hear him? His boxer won at least thirty games. Before, when this boxer wasn’t working under him, he still didn’t lose. With your tiny body, I doubt that you can even win against me!”
“I have no choice but to reveal my ident.i.ty now,” Shi Lei sighed and said. “I’m actually the legendary disciple of An Men and I’m gaining experience in the human world right now. Us disciples of An Men focus on neigong(1), which is already lost in this world. Your waigong(2) can at most be at the level of Golden Shield and Iron Cloth(3). The neigong we practice is much better and can even dodge bullets!”
Although there weren’t many people in the warehouse, with only the two men and Song Miaomiao, the boxers were probably in a nearby warehouse. Shi Lei’s words made them think that they had encountered a mentally ill patient.
“Shui Ye, is there something wrong with this guy you brought?” The malicious-looking man pointed at his head.
Song Miaomiao hadn’t really noticed before, but now that she thought about it, it really did seem so.
She couldn’t help but nod. “Yingzi, I’m actually not too familiar with him. I just wanted to teach him a lesson here!”
The malicious-looking man heard what she said and clapped. “I have no concerns then. How about this? Since he says that you will forget about the grudge if he beats my boxer, then I’ll let him fight. But whether or not you’ll let go of the grudge is none of my business. Well, I’ll take both his legs and his mouth. You can have the rest.”
When Song Miaomiao saw that Shi Lei was acting as if he didn’t care at all, she was shocked and angry. It’s too late for you to pretend to be crazy, she thought. With what you said earlier, it’s either I break all your bones or you pay to sleep with me for one night!
Song Miaomiao nodded. “Deal. Two legs and one mouth. You can’t break any more than that!”
Obviously, no one believed that Shi Lei could last for even ten seconds in front of two underground boxers. But he had angered them so much that neither of them planned to let him go for pretending to be insane.
“I said that I hate violence the most. But you’re making me do this!” Shi Lei acted as if he was shamed and furious, and it seemed like the words were so painful that he could not bear to say them. He studied the environment around him and asked, “Where do I change?”
Of course, he didn’t have anything to change into. The most he would do was take off his jacket. The main reason he wanted to “change” was because he didn’t want to yell out the commands in front of other people like an idiot. If it was something like “the hawk’s eye” or “the bear’s power,” then fine. Even though it sounded stupid, it at least sounded powerful. What kind of catchphrase was “click open Ancient Times’ Martial Arts”?
“Brat, if you’re trying to run away, then don’t even bother. Even if you really do escape tonight, I will definitely find you!” The malicious-looking man named Yingzi unwelcomingly said.
Shi Lei rolled his eyes. “Don’t tell me we are fighting here?” he said in disdain. “Don’t you have a ring? You should have a changing room too. Don’t tell me this is the extent of your so-called professionalism.”
Song Miaomiao was speechless toward Shi Lei’s arrogance. She didn’t feel pitiful for him at all as she narrowed her eyes. “The ring is next door and this is the waiting area. The changing room is behind those two doors. I’ll advise you to listen to Yingzi and not try to run away. Otherwise, you may not even be able to keep your life.”
“Since you don’t want to forget about what happened, let’s make a deal. If I defeat both of your boxers, then you will stop bothering me in the future! I, as a person, other than hating violence, especially dislike being bothered!”
The malicious-looking man laughed loudly, sending shivers down their spines. “If you can really defeat Tachai, then I will turn around and leave. Just think of it as me having lost this ten million to you! Rest a.s.sured, I’m not so confident that I’ll look for trouble with someone who can defeat my boxer.”
“Same with me,” Song Miaomiao also said. “Our bet is on. At the same time, if you can leave standing, my ten million is yours!”
Shi Lei quickly did the math. Ten million plus another ten million…that was twenty million USD. It would be around one hundred thirty million yuan after exchanging it. Holy s.h.i.t, so much money! If I exchange it to paper notes of 100 yuan, wouldn’t all that money be able to bury me? Definitely! But I can’t be fooled!
He didn’t forget that the Black Card didn’t allow him to use its money to make investments. Although this wasn’t an investment, it was money obtained through the powers granted by the Black Card. This wasn’t earning, but scamming. The opposite party knew nothing about him and the fact that he had the strongest physical combat skills in the whole world. It sounded nice that he could win this twenty million USD, but the Black Card won’t think so. When the time came around, that d.a.m.ned Scepter would definitely say that Shi Lei used the Black Card’s power to win the money, and that he had to spend it all before the consumption period ended.
More than a hundred million yuan…are you telling me to buy a plane? But even if I bought it, I would need to know how to pilot one! And something like a plane probably couldn’t be built quickly. Did Wu Dong have a house over a hundred million yuan for sale? Shi Lei believed that since there were many wealthy people in Wu Dong, there were definitely houses worth over a hundred million. But that was a.s.suming that the owners were willing to sell it. Someone who could afford that type of house definitely wouldn’t use it for investment. They would live there. They could use it as a vacation home or a backup house if it was empty. So expensive houses were definitely not available on the market even though he had the money for it.
Hence, Shi Lei straightened his neck and said rather vigorously, “I’m not interested in the money. Just remember what you said. If your boxer falls, then don’t look for trouble with me again. And you, hehe, you know what I want…”
The malicious-looking man suddenly saw Shi Lei’s perverted expression and he couldn’t help but to steal a few more glances at Song Miaomiao. Don’t tell me they have some sort of s.e.x deal?
Neigong: refers to any of a set of Chinese breathing, meditation, and spiritual practice disciplines a.s.sociated with Daoism and Chinese martial arts
Waigong: opposite to neigong, which focus on the external body
Golden Shield and Iron Cloth: the most famous qigong* in kung fu used for body protection
*Qigong: Chinese system of coordinated body posture, movement, breathing, and meditation used for martial arts training