Chapter 179 – Find Someone to Prove It
Translator: Lav
Editor: Seliniaki Ilikia
Song Miaomiao refilled her gla.s.s. She walked over to the window and looked out onto the surface the dark river. Only the lights on both sides of the river and the scattered ones from the boats that occasionally crossed hinted at the river’s width.
Song Miaomiao sighed deeply and Shi Lei thought that the script was starting to go wrong.
“Hey, lil’boy, I don’t even know your name yet!”
“Shi Lei, four stones(1).”
“Nice name. Do you lack stones in your life(2)?”
“Don’t think that everyone else got their name from what they lack in their lives just because you lack water and your family named you Song Miaomiao(3). If there was someone called Jingjing(4), would you say that she lacks s.e.x in her life?”
“Hahahaha, you are definitely harsh with your words.”
“Better than you being harsh as a person!” Shi Lei was unwilling to accept that and argued back.
Song Miaomiao didn’t want to make a fuss over it and sighed again. “If I tell you that I’ve never had s.e.x with neither a man nor a woman, and not even shared kiss with someone, would you believe it? And if I said I was just teasing those women and that my s.e.xual orientation is very normal, would believe it?” she asked, looking back out at the surface of the river.
“Hey, now that I can finally communicate calmly with you, don’t treat me like an idiot, fool me into your bed, and then make me pay that 500,000 yuan after you finish playing with me!” Shi Lei complained.
Song Miaomiao heaved another sigh and said, “You are right. Who would believe that? Even my own father doesn’t believe it!”
Shi Lei looked at Song Miaomiao and suddenly felt sympathetic toward this d.a.m.ned pervert. She wasn’t tall to begin with, so being wrapped in the pink pajamas made her look even smaller.
Suddenly, Song Miaomiao turned around. “Never mind. Let’s drink and not talk about this anymore!”
Shi Lei toasted with her in silence. Song Miaomiao chugged her wine down.
“Hey, can we sleep?” Song Miaomiao suddenly walked up to Shi Lei and looked down at him with her alluring eyes.
He was horrified and quickly fled. He didn’t even take his shoes as he leapt for the door.
“Didn’t we agree to forget about that? Why are you doing this again?”
“I just want to find someone to prove that I’ve never done it with anyone!”
“Fine, fine, fine! I believe you, alright? If you want someone to help you prove it, why me?!” Shi Lei was ready to escape at any given moment.
Song Miaomiao looked at him with an extremely gentle smile. He’d never seen her like this before.
“I’ve lived for twenty-three years and you are the only person whom I feel I must prove it to!”
Shi Lei thought that he was looking at a ghost and shook his head violently. “Don’t come any closer! If you do I will call the police!”
Song Miaomiao laughed in disdain. She placed her gla.s.s down and pressed on toward him. “Do you really think calling the police will work for me? And who do you think they will believe?”
Shi Lei was really speechless and thought: This woman may really not be a d.a.m.ned ladyboy, but she’s definitely a d.a.m.ned pervert. And she is even more crazy than Wei Xingyue.
“Calm down! If you can’t drink then stop drinking. You get drunk on this little alcohol and yet you dare to come out and drink?”
Song Miaomiao grabbed Shi Lei’s shirt collar and tip-toed closer to him. She breathed into Shi Lei’s ear, “Do you really not want to have s.e.x with me?”
In this creepy situation, Shi Lei didn’t have any thoughts toward this d.a.m.ned pervert, not to mention if he did, he would be scared to death by now.
“Let go of me. Do I have to knock you out or what?” Shi Lei was secretly ready to yell out that stupidly funny phrase of “click on Ancient Times’ Martial Arts.” If this woman was going to remain crazy like this, he would definitely use the app.
He didn’t expect Song Miaomiao to really let him go, glancing at him in disdain. She picked up the wine gla.s.s and curled back onto the couch. “How did you practice your neigong?”
Shi Lei was slightly more relieved and said, “It’s only pa.s.sed down to male descendants in the family and not to outsiders, so don’t even think about it.”
“Tsk, you can only fight better with it. If I find five people to point guns at you, I don’t believe that you can leave alive.”
Shi Lei jumped in fright. “Don’t tell me you actually killed someone before?”
“Kill someone? No. But there were a few like you who were being cheeky and had their eyes on my chest the first time we met. So I dug out their eyes.”
Song Miaomiao described it so lightly, making Shi Lei shiver. But honestly, if he had the capability of doing so, he would probably do it, too. Such as those two boxers. If they didn’t have the goal of crippling Shi Lei, he would never bear to injure them. But since they ignored everything for the sake of money, he didn’t mind to make them say goodbye to the ring.
“Then I’m pretty lucky, right? I’m looking at your pale legs even now!” Shi Lei said self-deprecatingly.
Song Miaomiao laughed loudly. “Haha, aren’t my legs pretty?”
Shi Lei was speechless, but replied honestly, “They are perfect. It’s just your hairstyle that"s making me uncomfortable.”
“Then will you sleep with me when my hair’s up to my waist(5)?”
Shi Lei stumbled and almost fell over. Why does this d.a.m.ned pervert just have to keep pestering me?
“Wait for a second!” Song Miaomiao suddenly jumped up from the couch and skipped into her bedroom. “Alright, go sit on the couch,” she called from inside. “Aren’t you tired from standing up? With your combat skills, are you scared that I’ll do something to you?”
Shi Lei really didn’t have any combat skills, but it only took a few seconds to become possessed, so he wasn’t worried if Song Miaomiao decided to play any tricks on him.
Not long after, she came out and Shi Lei almost couldn’t recognize her.
Her hair was down to her waist. It was long and straight and her aura had changed. She had always been a beauty. People were just unable to resist criticizing that hairstyle. And her usual actions made others keep their distance. But ever since they came into this room, Song Miaomiao’s behavior and interaction with Shi Lei had been rather normal, except for the fact that she constantly expressed the want to sleep with him. Now that she wore that wig, she was definitely the type of beauty to be loved by everyone.
“Aren’t you much better like this? Why would you make yourself unbearable to look at?” Shi Lei enjoyed the view before him and thought that Song Miaomiao was wasting her natural beauty.
“Am I beautiful like this?” Seeing Shi Lei nod, Song Miaomiao then asked, “Compared to Wei Xingyue?”
“Why do you always compare yourself to her?”
“Because you helped her bully me.”
“Hey, you told a woman with a perfectly normal s.e.xual orientation to sleep with you because you wanted to play around, and yet you don’t let her fight back? I only helped her, so how was that bullying you?”
Song Miaomiao waved her hand impatiently and said, “Fine, fine. I know there’s something going on between you two, so you’ll definitely talk in her defense.”
“There is nothing between us! If you want to frame me, then fine. But a girl needs her reputation!”
“Huh? There’s nothing going on between you two?”
“She’s a fuerdai. How can she possibly have something to do with someone like me?!”
“Let’s do it then. I’m also a wealthy young lady, but I’m willing to do it with a loser like you!”
Shi Lei was speechless. This woman really is a pervert after all.
Song Miaomiao skipped next to Shi Lei and said, “If it’s like this, then be honest. Do you want to sleep with me?”
Shi Lei: 石磊, made out of four of the same character, which means stone
It is believed that a human body is healthy when there is a balance in its five elements: metal, wood, water, fire, and earth. When someone is born and are found to be lacking in a certain element, their parents would name them something to do with the element or live in a place where the element is abundant. Song Miaomiao is teasing Shi Lei about lacking stones, since stone is not one of the five elements Miaomiao: Miaomiao is 淼淼, with the character 水 meaning water
Jingjing: which is 晶晶, it’s made up of the character 日, meaning sun, but it also developed the second meaning of f.u.c.k
An old internet meme with the most popular version being: will you marry me when my hair’s up to my waist?