Chapter 61 – Emperor and the Dog’s Head Guillotine
Translator: Lav
Editor: Levs
Spend!
Spend!
This became the center of Shi Lei’s life.
Having had experiences from the past four weeks, it wasn’t too difficult for Shi Lei to spend 100,000 yuan within a week’s time.
On Monday, Shi Lei did not even leave the dorm except in the morning, when he went out and bought a pile of fashion magazines and began to study what kind of luxurious brands there were.
To be honest, except for the logo of the brand, they were nothing too special. Although people said that luxurious brands focus more on the design and represent the trend of the next year, but Hermes’ clothes, which looks like an electrician’s work uniform, was something that Shi Lei really couldn’t take a liking in.
Majority of the luxurious brands looked rather ordinary. At most, their materials were slightly better, otherwise they had no difference to those clothes that cost a few hundred yuan in the shopping center.
If Shi Lei was using his own money, he definitely won’t use it to buy things like this. But for the sake of spending his quota as much as possible, buying luxurious brands was definitely a good choice.
Because he hasn’t graduated yet, Shi Lei didn’t want to wear a full set of luxurious brand as it was too flashy and it was better to keep a low profile. So, he quickly decided on Armani and Hermes. He also considered BV as it didn’t really have a logo, but its unique knitting style spoke louder than words.
After gaining an understanding of the prices of these brands, Shi Lei wasn’t in a hurry to spend money anymore. Because these designs could cost up from 10,000 to 100,000 yuan, Shi Lei was confident that he could spend this week’s quota just by buying a set of clothes.
So, he laid in his dorm for the whole day and acted indifferent to Zhang Mo and the others’ request of treating them.
Shi Lei said: “Even if I’m a fuerdai, my money doesn’t just come to me like the wind. Be satisfied that I agreed to party with you guys on Wednesday. It’s only Tuesday today, hurry up and f.u.c.k off, if I’m not happy, I’ll cancel tomorrow’s party day!”
The three of them exchanged glances with each other and smiled flatteringly. Xu Yi and Luo Ming bowed and half knelt in front of Shi Lei and pretended to ma.s.sage his legs for Shi Lei. As they asked whether he felt good or not, Shi Lei nodded in satisfaction and slowly closed his eyes.
“Holy s.h.i.t! You two have no moral integrity!” Zhang Mo exclaimed, “But in front of money, moral integrity can fly away with the wind! Emperor, is your shoulder sore? Do you want me to ma.s.sage it for you?”
Shi Lei nodded lightly, but suddenly realised that with Zhang Mo’s chubby hands, he couldn’t control his strength. He said he’ll ma.s.sage it for Shi Lei, but Shi Lei’s shoulders would probably turn into a meat ball.
But it was too late. Shi Lei felt like his shoulder which was only a bit sore now felt like as if it was disjointed. But the fatty used an even more flattering tone and asked: “Emperor, do you feel good?”
Shi Lei suddenly sat up and yelled: “Are you trying to murder me?! Someone, get a dog’s head guillotine, oh no, this guy’s not even worth it. Hurry up and build a pig’s head guillotine, or a beetle one, drag this fatty outside and behead him!”
Zhang Mo just realised that he was too harsh and he stood awkwardly next to the bed. Xu Yi and Luo Ming were ready to fight but Zhang Mo was fearless. He stared at them in disdain, as if saying ‘come if you dare’, and those two shrank.
Shi Lei saw this and sighed: “What’s the point of me having you guys!”
Xu Yi was shameless and said: “Your highness, this guy is thick skinned, his kung fu also reached its highest cultivation. It’s not that we are useless, but this man is too strong!”
Luo Ming added oil to the fire: “Your highness, I’ll buy some poison for mice tomorrow and put it in this fatty’s crayfish and let him die full! Technology like the beetle’s head guillotine does not only consume money but is also laborious, it is not worth to do it for someone like him, it’s worth more if we add two abalones on the menu tomorrow!”
Shi Lei sighed and looked at Zhang Mo. Zhang Mo flattered again: “Your highness, how about I get rid of these two cowards today and save two portions of food tomorrow, I’ll just have one tomorrow.”
Xu Yi and Luo Ming saw that Shi Lei’s expressions changed, as if he was really considering fatty’s suggestion, they raged: “You fat f.u.c.k! It’s just a meal, why are you going that far?!” As they said that, both of them launched towards Zhang Mo and they fought. Shi Lei nodded in satisfaction. He closed his eyes whilst listening to this drama and finally felt like he gained his pride as a fuerdai back.
When it was Wednesday afternoon, Shi Lei was in bed scrolling through his phone. Zhang Mo stepped on the floor loudly and said to Shi Lei: “s.h.i.tou, it’s Wednesday already, shouldn’t our party start now?”
Shi Lei shot him a glance as he raised his head, said in disdain: “Why are you in such a hurry? Don’t you see that I’m busy?”
“What the h.e.l.l are you busy with? I called you emperor once yesterday and you really think you are one? Cut the c.r.a.p. Hurry up and get up, then get a luxurious car, let’s go to the seafood restaurant!”
Xu Yi and Luo Ming saw this and it was their turn to flatter Shi Lei. They bowed and said to Shi Lei with smiles: “s.h.i.tou, ignore him. You can lay down for another 10 minutes, no, 5 minutes, we’ll wait.”
Shi Lei was speechless, but he actually needed to go out today. He needed to go to the stock exchange place and planned to make the ocean stir with his 9,300 yuan!
“Give me my clothes!” Shi Lei stretched his hand from under his blanket.
This time, even Luo Ming couldn’t tolerate it. He raged: “Are you f.u.c.king done yet?!”
“Hurry up and give me my clothes! If you don’t get it, you won’t get the food!”
Luo Ming raised his eyebrows. Xu Yi stopped and glared at him: “What are you doing? You should have basic respect to a wealthy person!” With that, he brought Shi Lei’s clothes over. Then, he exchanged glances with the others and they took one clothes each and covered it on Shi Lei’s face together.
Shi Lei struggled violently and yelled: “Let me go! Hurry up and let me go! Holy s.h.i.t, don’t you want seafood anymore?”
“Who told you to show off?!” They laughed together and finally let him go.
Shi Lei put on his clothes angrily and saw those three laughing, he raged: “There’s always someone who want to harm me!”
For lunch, they ate like the wind sweeping across and shoved down every food they could fit in their stomach. Shi Lei really admired them as people would think that they haven’t eaten for at least three days. If it wasn’t for them sitting in a room, Shi Lei was afraid that he would want to escape. But even so, when the manager came in to take the order, his expression wasn’t so good as the portion of food they ordered was the portion for at least eight people.
After he paid for the bill, it was merely a few thousands. Now that Shi Lei have 100,000 yuan per week, he didn’t even bother to blink at this amount. After they walked out of the door, he said to the other three: “Go back to school first. I need to do something. After that, we’ll continue at night. But seeing how you are right now, won’t you be too tired to get high at night?”
All of them snorted: “Eh, you are looking down to us! We only used half of our energy!”
Shi Lei didn’t bother to talk to them. He called for a car but as soon as the car stopped, those three beat him and went on first.
“Your highness, you should call for another one, we’ll leave first.”
Shi Lei swore but could not do anything about it as he watched the BMW drive away.