It was a warm afternoon, and the little man sat in his library composing a letter to Mr. John Ray, of Cambridge University, whose forthcoming Historia Plantarum he believed himself to be enriching with one or two suggestions on hibernation. Narcissus Swiggs was down at the Fish and Anchor drinking King William"s health. Tristram, who was supposed to be at work clipping the privet hedge around the apiarium, was engaged in the summer-house, at the far end of it, upon business of his own.
This business-the nature of which shall be explained hereafter- completely engrossed him. Nor did he even hear the restless hum of the bees at the mouth of the hive, ten paces away, nor the noisy bustle of the drones. It was only when the swarm poured out upon the air with a whir of wings and, darkening for an instant the sunny doorway of the summer-house, sailed over the yew hedge towards the road, that Tristram leapt to his feet and ran at full speed towards the pavilion.
"The bees have swarmed!" he called out, thrusting his head in at the library window.
Captain Barker dropped his pen, bounced up, and came rushing out by the front-door.
"Where?"
"Down towards the road."
Years had not tamed the little hunchback"s agility. Without troubling to fetch hat or wig, he raced down the garden path, and had almost reached the gate before Tristram caught him up.
"Up or down did they go?" he asked, standing in the middle of the road, uncertain in which direction to run.
"Across, most likely; but higher up than this, by the line they took," Tristram answered, pointing in the direction of the town. "Hullo!"
"What is it?"
"Why, look: there-under the arch!"
Beneath the very centre of the triumphal arch, and directly under the sacred name of King William, there hung a black object larger than a man"s head and in shape resembling a bunch of grapes. It was the swarm, and a very fine one, numbering-as Captain Barker estimated- twenty thousand workers at the very least. He ran under the arch, and nearly cricked his neck staring up at them.
His excited motions had been seen by a small knot of wagoners and farm-hands, who were drinking and gossiping on the benches before the Fish and Anchor, to wile away the time of waiting for the King"s arrival. At first they thought the royal cavalcade must be in sight, though not expected for an hour or more; and hurried up in twos and threes.
"What"s the to-do, Captain?"
"Where"s that lumbering fool Narcissus?" demanded Captain Barker, stamping his foot and pointing to the cl.u.s.ter over his head.
Mr. Swiggs came forward, wiping his mouth with the back of his hand. He had been the last to arrive, having lingered a minute to attend to the half-emptied mugs of his more impatient fellows.
"Here," he announced.
"Fetch a ladder, and bring one of the new hives-the one I rubbed with elder-buds the day before yesterday. Tristram, run to the house for my gloves and a board. Quick, I say-here, somebody kick that one-eyed dawdler! What the plague? Haven"t there been kings enough in England these last fifty years that you waste a good afternoon on the look-out for the newest?"
"You"ll be careful of my arch, Captain?" the landlord hazarded nervously. "His Majesty"ll be coming along presently-"
"I"ll be careful of my bees. D"ye want me to leave them there till he pa.s.ses, and maybe to lose the half of my swarm down the nape of his royal neck? I can"t help their wearing the orange: they were born o" that colour, which is more than you can say, landlord, or any man Jack here present. But I can prevent their swarming and buzzing in his Majesty"s path like any crowd of turncoats. Ah, here comes Tristram with the ladder! Set it here, my boy. Take care-don"t run a hole through King William-leave that to his new friends. So- now pull on the gloves and step up, while I come after with the hive!"
Tristram, having fixed the ladder firmly a little to the right of the swarm, began to ascend. Captain Barker, giving orders to Narcissus to stand by with the flat board, took the empty hive, and holding it balanced upside-down in the hollow of his palm, was preparing to follow on Tristram"s heels, when an interruption occurred.
Round the corner of the road from Harwich town came a red-coated captain, riding on a grey charger, and behind him a company of foot marching eight abreast, with a sergeant beside them.
"Hullo!" cried the Captain, halting his company and riding forward. He was a thin and foppish young gentleman in a flaxen wig, and spoke with a high sense of authority, having but recently sacrificed the pleasures of his coffee-house and a fine view of St. James"s Park to seek even in the cannon"s mouth a bubble reputation that promised to be fashionable.
"Hullo! what"s the meaning of this?"
"Bees," answered Captain Barker shortly. "Narcissus, is the board ready?"
"Do you know, sir, that his Majesty is shortly expected along here?"
"To be sure I do."
"Then, sir, you are obstructing the road. This is most irregular."
"Not at all-most regular thing in the world. A little early, perhaps, for the first swarm."
"Be so good as to take down that ladder at once, and let my company pa.s.s."
"A step higher, Tristram," said the little man, turning a deaf ear to this order. "Better use the right hand. Wait a moment, while I get the hive underneath."
"Take down that ladder!" shouted the red-coated officer.
"You must wait a moment, I"m afraid."
"You refuse?"
"Oh dear, yes! Keep back, sir, for the bees are easily frightened."
"Sergeant!" foamed the young man, "come and remove this ladder!"
He spurred his horse up to the arch as the sergeant stepped forward. The beast, being restive, rubbed against the ladder with his flank and shook it violently just as Tristram dislodged the swarm overhead. Captain Barker reached out, however, and caught them deftly in the upturned hive. Into it they tumbled plump. But the little man, exasperated by the shock, had now completely lost his temper. With sudden and infernal malice he inverted the beehive and clapped it, bees and all, on the officer"s head.
With that he skipped down to the ground, and Tristram, foreseeing mischief, slid down after him quick as thought.
The officer roared like Hercules caught in the shirt of Nessus. Nor for a few seconds could he get rid of his diabolical helmet: for a couple of bees had stung the charger, which began to plunge and caper like a mad thing, scattering the crowd right and left with his hoofs. When at length he shook the hive off, the furious swarm poured out upon the air, dealing vengeance. The soldiers, whose red coats attracted them at once, fled this way and that, howling with pain, pursued now by the bees and now chased into circles by the lashing heels of the grey horse. The poor brute was stung by degrees into a frenzy. With a wild leap, in which his four legs seemed to meet under his belly, he pitched his master clean over the crupper and, as a wind through chaff, swept through the people at a gallop and off along the road towards the town.
"Phew!" whistled Captain John Barker: and stepping quickly to the prostrate officer he whipped the unhappy gentleman"s sword from its sheath and handed it to Tristram.
"We"d best get out of this."
"That"s not easy. There"s a score of soldiers between us and the gate; and the sergeant looks like mischief."
"Bless my soul, what a face I"ve put on that young man!"
The officer, who had been stunned for a moment by his fall, was soon recalled to life by the pain of the stings. He sat up and looked round. Already his face had about as much feature as a turnip. His eyes were closing fast, and a lump as large as a plover"s egg hung on his under-lip.
"Seize those men!" he shouted, and began a string of oaths, but stopped because the utterance caused him agony.
The sergeant, who had been bending over him, drew his side-arm and advanced-a hulking big fellow with a pimply face and an ugly look in his eye.
"Dad," said Tristram, "you made me promise once never to run a man through unless he molested me in the midst of a peaceful pursuit."
"Well?"
"It appears to me that bee-keeping is a peaceful pursuit."
"Decidedly."