"Haven"t you begun to learn yet?"
"No."
"Well," said Sophia, picking up the Euclid, "you can hold a corner of the book and listen to what I read, and perhaps you can repeat some of it after me, you contemptible boy."
They were standing over the doll"s grave, side by side, and chanting in antiphon the fourth proposition of the First Book of Euclid, when Captain Runacles came round the corner of the house and halted to rub his eyes.
At the sound of his footstep on the gravel Sophia s.n.a.t.c.hed the book from Tristram and looked desperately round. It was too late. Her father was glaring down upon them both, with his hands behind him and his chin stuck forward.
"You miserable child!"
He p.r.o.nounced it deliberately, syllable by syllable, and turned upon Tristram.
"Will you kindly explain, sir, to what I owe the honour of your presence in my garden?"
Tristram, who had never before been addressed with harshness, failed to understand the tone of this speech, and answered with amiable directness-
"I tumbled in, off a flower-pot."
"Indeed!"
"Yes; and I stayed because I liked the girl here."
"You do her infinite honour."
"I"m going away now because I"m hungry. But I"ll come back again after dinner, all right."
"No," said Captain Runacles grimly; "on that point you must allow me to correct you. You infernal young cub, if I catch you here again-"
"Hi! Captain!" interrupted a voice at the foot of the garden.
Doctor Beckerleg stood beside the blue gate and held it open to admit another visitor, whose dress and appearance were unfamiliar to the Captain. He paused midway in his threat and removed his eyes from the children. Sophia crept towards the house, while Tristram seized his opportunity and slipped away to the safe side of the privet hedge.
"Let me present," said the Doctor, "Mr. Josias Finch, of Boston, New England."
"Attorney-at-law," Mr. Finch added, lifting his hat politely.
He was a little man with a triple chin and small, intelligent eyes that twinkled deep in a round, fat face. His dress was of a slate-coloured material, decorated with silver b.u.t.tons, and he wore a voluminous wig.
"With news for you, Captain."
"Important news," Mr. Finch echoed. He pulled out a silver snuff-box and offered it to Captain Runacles. "You don"t indulge? But you will suffer me, no doubt. Ah," he went on, inhaling a pinch, "it has been a long journey, sir, and my stomach abhors sea-voyaging."
"Shall we step into the house?" suggested Captain Runacles.
"By all means, sir. My business is simple, but may require some elucidation. May I suggest that Dr. Beckerleg accompanies us? He is already acquainted with the drift of my commission, for reasons I will expound hereafter."
"Of course. Come in, Doctor." He led the pair into his dining-room. "I may as well state, Mr. Finch, that my temper is somewhat impatient. If you come as a friend, my hospitality is yours for as long as you care to use it; but I"d take it kindly if you came to the heart of your business at once."
"To be sure, sir, and a very proper att.i.tude. I plunge, then, into the middle of affairs. You will doubtless remember Silva.n.u.s Tellworthy, younger brother of the late Sir Jabez Tellworthy whose virtues recently ceased to adorn this neighbourhood."
"Perfectly."
"His conscience led him to exchange this country, in the thirty-fifth year of his age, for a soil more amical to his religious opinions."
"I have heard "twas for fear of the attentions of a widow in Harwich; but proceed."
"After ama.s.sing a considerable fortune he died, sir, of a paralytical stroke, upon the 12th of November last."
"I am sorry to hear it."
"That was the common expression of Boston at the time. Dismissing for a more leisurely occasion the consideration of his civic virtues, I may say that I had the honour to possess his confidence in the double capacity of friend and legal adviser. It fell to me to draw up his will, some few years before his decease; and now I am left to the task of giving it effect. He was a childless man, and, with the exception of some trifling legacies to the town of Boston and a few private friends, bequeathed his wealth to his only niece, Margaret, daughter of the Sir Jabez Tellworthy already mentioned, and her heirs."
Captain Runacles uncrossed his legs and addressed Dr. Beckerleg.
"Doctor, haven"t you brought this gentleman to the wrong pavilion?"
"Wait a moment."
"I should rather say," Mr. Finch continued, "that a life interest only was bestowed upon Margaret Salt, the bulk of the estate going to the antic.i.p.ated heirs of her body, and being (also by antic.i.p.ation) apportioned among them on a principle of division which need not occupy our attention, for (as it turns out) she has left but one child. My client made this will soon after receiving the news of his niece"s marriage with Captain Roderick Salt, and before he had any reason to suspect that gentleman"s real character. It was therefore natural that in selecting a couple of trustees he regarded the Captain as the man who, of all others, might be reckoned on to look after the interests of the child or children. When, however, the unamiable qualities of Captain Salt reached his ear, he would doubtless have made some alteration in the will, but for the tidings of that officer"s death in the Low Countries. He had such confidence in the surviving trustee-"
"Man alive!" Captain Runacles broke in, "if you are talking of yourself, let me advise you to quit England by the first ship that sails. The child is already furnished with a guardian-a guardian, my dear sir, who will nullify your legal claim upon the child by the simple expedient of taking your life."
"But, excuse me-"
"You will waive your claim, of course. But let me advise you also to conceal it; for Captain Barker is quite capable, should he get hold of this will, of regarding your mere existence as an insult."
"But, dear me-if you"ll allow me to speak-I am not talking of myself."
"No?"
"No; I am not the child"s legal guardian."
"I congratulate you. But who is it, then?"
"It is you, Captain Runacles."
"What!" The Captain leapt up and glared at Mr. Finch incredulously.
"Here is a copy of the will; read for yourself. My friend, Silva.n.u.s Tellworthy, remembered you as a friend of his early days and as a man of probity. He had heard also, from time to time, news of your public actions that increased his esteem. He was informed-pardon me if I mention it-of your sincere and honourable affection for his niece; and, indeed, hoped, I may say-"
"No more on that point, if you please."
"Sir, I am silent, and ask your pardon."
"But-but-Doctor, this is simply astounding. Do you hear what this gentleman says?-that I-I alone-am Tristram"s guardian after all?"
Mr. Finch and Dr. Beckerleg exchanged an anxious look. The Doctor cleared his throat and took up the story.