He turned to the buzzing gaping crowd, bowed, flashed white teeth, and said, "Friends, we can"t leave an ugly hole in the departed"s chest, can we? I think not, for he"d have trouble breathing, what with the air whistling in and out, a ghastly tune. So we"ll just place this soodoplazum, a secret of the ancient Tibetan lamas, in the wounds. And, once the lightning of the revitalizing machine surges through the body, the soodoplazum will become real flesh."
There weren"t many who really heard him, and those who heard didn"t understand him. They were too busy staring at the big batteries that lined one side of the van. The batteries looked just like the monsters the telegraph companies used to provide electricity for their copper lines. There were many copper wires, very thin wires, that sprouted out of the main cables from the battery terminals. Doc Grandtoul took the wires, one by one, and attached them to Johnny"s wrists and ankles and waist and head with thin copper bands.
Then he paused and said, "Would you gentlemen allow your doctor -- Evans, is it? -- to come up here? I want him to examine the late departed once more and make absolutely certain the ghost is gone."
"Ain"t no need," grumbled Doc Evans, tugging at his white walrus moustache and swaying back and form because, like always, he had a snootful. But at Doc Grandtoul"s insistence Doc Evans climbed into the van and felt Johnny"s pulse again and looked into his eyes. Then he said, "I"ll stake my professional reputation that Johnny"s dead as Julius Caesar"s mule."
"Wanta buy a drink if he ain"t?" somebody called, and the crowd hooted with laughter because they knew how tight old Doc Evans was when it came to buying a drink for anybody except himself.
Nevertheless, not a man or woman there -- and everybody in Acheron except the kids and sick in bed was there -- didn"t believe Johnny was dead. Old Doc Evans might be closefisted, ornery, and too much a tippler, but he"d seen enough corpses to know a dead ringer from a live one.
Doc Grandtoul took a hypodermic syringe from a box, wiped the needle with alcohol, and plunged it into Johnny"s chest. After taking the needle out, he said, "The late departed has just been injected with a serum which, coupled with the electricity coursing through his body, should bring the life back."
The crowd gasped. The doctor grinned at them and pulled a huge goldplated watch from his vest pocket. His black eyebrows rose knowingly, and he said, "Three minutes should do it, my friends. The combination of serum and electrical juice in a strong young body as recently deceased as this takes only a short time to accomplish its mission."
Afterwards, there were some that said those were the longest and most terrifying three minutes of their lives. Something about the scene, Johnny"s body lying so still in the bed, dimly lit by the kerosene lamp inside the van, the copper wires sprouting from him and running to the huge black batteries, and the calm certain bearing of the mysterious stranger convinced them they were going to see something they"d never seen before, maybe something they shouldn"t be seeing.
There wasn"t a sound except the hard breathing of the men and women pressing together so they could get closer to the van for a good look.
Then -- there was one big gasp, one loud scream, and the sound of running feet. Doc Grandtoul was calling after them, "Come back! There"s nothing to be afraid of!"
But he was alone. Even old Doc Evans had bolted.
Not quite alone. Johnny was sitting up in the bed and saying, "What in blue blazes is going on?"
Later, much later, Johnny Addeson, Skeeter Patton, and Doc Grandtoul left the Lucky Lode. Johnny had invited the doctor to stay at the room he shared with Skeeter in Mrs. Lundgren"s hotel. The men of Acheron followed the three out of the saloon, for they still hadn"t gotten over the wonder of seeing Johnny raised from the dead. They kept touching him and saying, "How was it while you was dead, Johnny?"
And Johnny kept saying, "Just like I was sleeping. I didn"t know nothing until I woke up with a strange face looking down at me."
He would laugh and say, "At first I thought it was the devil," and he would whoop with laughter to show how glad he was to be alive.
Skeeter Patton, after making sure that Johnny wasn"t still mad at him, was buddies with Johnny again. He swore he didn"t have any real interest in Linda Beeman. As far as he was concerned, Johnny could have her all to himself.
That was the strangest thing of all. Linda should have been overjoyed, should have been hanging on to Johnny for all she was worth, shouldn"t have wanted him out of her sight. But she hadn"t seen Johnny since he sat up and she ran away with the others. Old Doc Evans was with her in her father"s house taking care of her. He didn"t leave her until Johnny and Skeeter and Doc Grandtoul left the Lucky Lode. He met them just as they crossed the street towards the hotel.
"Doc," said Johnny, "how is Linda? Does she want to see me now?"
Doc Evans shook his head. "Sorry, son. She seems scared to death of you; keeps saying it ain"t right you should be living. A dead man ought to stay dead."
"I don"t understand that at all," said Johnny, scratching his curly head. "You"d think she"d be thanking G.o.d I"m up and jumping."
"She"s in a state of shock, son," said Doc Evans. "Why don"t you try to see her tomorrow, when she"ll probably be recovering? After all, it ain"t every day a tender young girl sees her boyfriend rise from his death bed."
Doc Evans spoke to Doc Grandtoul. "You"ve created quite a sensation, to put it mildly. How do you plan to cap what you did tonight?"
Grandtoul lifted his hands, and the crowd fell silent. He looked impressive as Lucifer himself with the light streaming out from a window of the Lucky Lode on his pale handsome face and glistening off his hair and eyes, which were black as malapai rock. His rich baritone boomed out, "Friends, I came to you out of the desert with this miraculous means of revitalizing the dead. I intend eventually to go East. I expect to find fame and fortune there. But I"m in no hurry for it. I don"t want to sound like a preacher, but I really am more interested in benefiting mankind than in gaining all the wealth of the world. It makes me happier to think about reuniting you with your beloved dead than in making personal gains. Your happiness is mine.
"So, tomorrow, after I"ve rested, I"ll explain more of what I intend to do. I can"t promise you all the dead in your cemetery will be brought back to life. That depends on how they died and how long they"ve been dead. But I can a.s.sure you that if any of those who were taken away from you can be brought back by my revitalizing machine, they will walk once more among you.
"And, to show you my heart is in the right place, I a.s.sure you that I will not take one red cent for doing this. I will do everything for free. So you can see that I am not some charlatan who intends to take you for all you have. Good night!"
He walked away with Johnny and Skeeter, leaving behind him, not wild shouts of joy but a silence. Even then, some of the people in Acheron were beginning to see what emptying the graveyard might mean to them.Late next morning Linda Beeman walked into the lobby of Mrs. Lundgren"s hotel. She wanted to speak to Johnny Addeson, but she was told by Mrs. Lundgren she"d have to wait her turn. Johnny was busy working as Doc Grandtoul"s secretary.
He and Skeeter were ushering in people who wanted to see the doctor. The doctor had rented a room next to Johnny"s and was giving interviews to those who wanted to speak to him in private.
Linda spoke to everybody in the crowded lobby. Half of Acheron seemed to be waiting to talk to the doctor. All seemed to be very nervous. As Linda was the last to come, she wasn"t called upstairs until noon.
When she entered Johnny"s room, she found Johnny and Skeeter and Doc Grandtoul seated around a table. A large carpetbag was by the doctor"s feet.
"Johnny," said Linda, "I"d like to speak to you alone."
"You"re not desperate to talk to me?" said Doc Grandtoul. "You"re the first."
He rose. "Come along, Skeeter. We"ll wet our whistles at the Lucky Lode.
Watch that bag, Johnny. It contains all our worldly wealth."
Linda spoke before the doctor could close the door behind him. "Is it true that tomorrow you"re going to raise the dead?"
"I"m no miracle-maker," he answered. "Those who are well-preserved will benefit by the scientific means I use. Those who are not, well" -- he bowed his head for a second and then continued -- "tomorrow I will bring life to the departed and joy into the hearts of the bereaved."
He smiled, bowed, and left. Johnny said, "How"re you feeling now, Linda?"
"I"m all over the shock now," she said. She paused, breathed deeply as if to gain strength for what she was going to say, and then spoke. "Johnny, do you think Doctor Grandtoul is doing right by raising the dead?"
"Right?" he said. "Of course! Why, if it wasn"t for him I"d be six feet under!
You wouldn"t like that, would you?"
"No," she said. "Only. . ."
"Only what? What"s eating you? I thought you loved me!"
Linda sat down and frowned as if she were thinking deeply. Finally, she said, "Of course I love you. Didn"t I tell you so a week ago? And weren"t we going to announce our engagement this Sunday after church? But. . . well, Johnny, you didn"t know this, but I was engaged to Roy Canton only six months ago. We were going to be married, and. . ."
"What about it?" he said. "You didn"t marry him. And you"re going to marry me, right?"
"Roy Canton is dead," she said quietly, her wide blue eyes fixed on his face.
"He died of fever less than a week after we announced our engagement. He"s buried in the cemetery here."
Johnny paled. He swallowed several times and then managed to find his voice.
"You don"t mean you want him back?"
Suddenly, Linda began weeping. "I don"t know what I want!" she sobbed.
"When Roy died, I thought I"d die, too. Then I met you. And I fell in love. I wasn"t being unfaithful to Roy. You can"t be unfaithful to the dead. They"re gone; they"re never coming back. You"re living and can"t go on acting as if the dead were just away on a short visit and will be home next week. But now, now, I don"t know! I love you, but I never quit loving Roy. And if he comes back, then I won"t know what to do! I"ll have two living men that I love. And. . . and I don"t know what to do!"
Johnny, choking, said, "Maybe I could talk Doc into not raising Roy."
"No, you don"t!" said Linda fiercely. "That wouldn"t be fair!"
"What am I supposed to do?" said Johnny. "Wait around while you make up your mind? Who do you love, Roy or me?"
"If somebody had asked me that yesterday I"d have told him I love you as I love the living. And Roy as I love the dead. But now. . ."
"In other words," said Johnny bitterly, "you"ll wait until Roy can ask you again, and then you"ll make up your mind which of us you want."
Linda began crying again. Johnny"s face twisted as if somebody had stuck a knife in him.
And then he shouted, "There"s no use crying, Linda! Roy isn"t going to come back from the dead!"
Linda rose from the chair and took a step towards Johnny.
"What do you mean?"
Johnny bit his lip and started to turn away. But Linda caught him by the shoulder and, with a strength surprising for such a small woman, spun him around to face her.
"What do you mean by saying he isn"t going to come back from the dead?"
"I"ll give it to you straight, Linda," said Johnny. "Doc Grandtoul can"t any more put life into a corpse than you or I can!"
Linda gave a little shriek and swayed back and forth for a minute. Johnny caught her in his arms and pulled her to him.
"Oh, Linda, darling, don"t be mad at me! I"m a cheat, a liar, a crook! And Skeeter and Doc Grandtoul are cheats, liars, and crooks, too! This whole business is a fraud!"
He dropped his arms from around her and began pacing around the room while he talked loudly and furiously. He would not look directly at her. He seemed to be ashamed and to be afraid he might see scorn on her face.
"I met Doc and Skeeter about six months ago," he said. "In Jumpoff, Nevada.
I"d been prospecting and hadn"t had any luck. I was broke and hungry. Doc took me in, fed me, clothed me, taught me to be a good poker player. He and Skeeter were dealing for the house in the poker games at the High Stepper Saloon. But Doc wasn"t satisfied. He wanted to make more money and faster. He"s a great reader, is Doc, well educated. In fact, he"s a real doctor, got his M.D. from an Eastern university, though he comes from an old New Orleans family.
"Doc had read something in one of his history books that gave him an idea. It seems that in the Middle Ages there was a band of sharpers that traveled from village to village, announcing they intended to raise the dead from the local cemetery. And things happened there and then just like they did here and now. n.o.body was anxious for the dead to come back. In fact, they were determined they wouldn"t come back.
Why? Because they"d cause too much consternation and turmoil, make too many problems.
"Doc said people hadn"t changed a bit since the 13th century. We have gunpowder and steam trains and telegraph and gas lights. But people are just as superst.i.tious and gullible as in the old days. They don"t want their lives disrupted any more than can be helped.
"So Doc, who"s a smart man even if he is as crooked as a snake"s path, made some hollow wax bullets with red dye in the hollows. When they"re fired, the wax doesn"t hurt the man it hits, just stings. And the wax just spreads out and splatters the red dye so it looks like a bullet wound."
Linda had seated herself on a chair. She had been staring at him as if she could not understand what he was telling her. But when he paused for breath, she said, "What about Doc Evans? He p.r.o.nounced you dead. How"d you fool him?"
Johnny, still not looking at her, grinned crookedly. He said, "Skeeter and I always travel ahead of Doc Grandtoul. We stop in a town and look it over. If the local doctor can be bribed or if there ain"t no doctors, we stay. Acheron was a setup for us.
Old Doc Evans hasn"t much money, and he likes his whiskey too well. He agreed to go along with us if we gave him a good cut of the loot. He said he could send his grandson through medical school with the money and have enough to retire on, too."
"Then the whole quarrel over me was arranged by you and Skeeter?"
For the first time since he had started talking, Johnny looked directly at her.
Desperately, he said, "Yes! But I wasn"t fooling when I said I loved you! I do love you!"
"And just what did you expect me to do when you had to leave town before everybody found out you were a fraud?" she said scornfully. "Go with you? A cheat and a liar!"
"Now, honey," said Johnny, "if you"ll think about it, you"ll remember that Doc said he"d raise only those that the revitalizing machine can raise. And since it can"t raise anybody, well. . . And he also said he wouldn"t take a red cent for raising anybody. He won"t, either. He"s just taken money not to raise certain dead people.
Nothing really dishonest in that. Like Doc says, you can"t cheat an honest man."
"I don"t know what you mean," she said.
"Here"s what I mean," said Johnny angrily as he picked up the carpetbag and dumped its contents on the top of the table. "See all this money? Piles and piles of money? This all comes from the people that saw Doc this morning.
"Here"s five hundred from rich Mr. Baggs, the banker. Who"d think he was so anxious to make sure his dead partner didn"t climb out of the grave and demand his half of the bank back, hah?
"And here"s a hundred from Mrs. Tanner. Her first husband, I understand, died under rather mysterious circ.u.mstances. And it wasn"t much later that she married her foreman. She must have good reason not to want the old boy to appear and clear up just how he did die.
"And here"s two hundred from old Mr. Krank. He"s about ready to be buried himself, but he wants his last few days to be peaceful and quiet. Which they wouldn"t be if Mrs. Krank"s tongue was freed from the silence of the tomb. She was quite a shrew.
"And here"s five hundred, a contribution of a hundred each from the sons and daughters of Silas Johnson. He was a tyrant and a hypochondriac. Besides, he might want the inheritance back.
"And here"s. . . well, why go on? It"s the same story in every town we"ve come to."
"It"s not a very nice story," Linda said. "But you"ve not answered me. What did you expect me to do when you had to leave town?"
"I was going to tell you as soon as I could get the nerve. But I was afraid you wouldn"t want anything to do with me when I told you the truth."
"What about Doc Grandtoul and Skeeter?" she said. "Did they know you were going to tell me?"
"No. I supposed they"d be mad at me. However, they couldn"t do much about it. Anyway, they"ve got about as much money as they"ll get out of Acheron. They could go on and get another partner somewhere else."
"And how," she said sarcastically, "did you expect to keep from being lynched when people found out they"d been cheated?"
"Well," he said slowly, "I was hoping you"d go with me to some other town.
We could get a fresh start there. I can"t stay here. We"ll have to leave tomorrow.
Maybe tonight.""You must be crazy!" she said. "I can"t just run off and leave my father like that! I might go away with you, but not before I explain to my father. But I don"t think he"d like me to marry a man like you. You might want to go back to cheating people."
"Don"t say that, Linda. I"ll admit I made a mistake. But Doc was so nice to me, and I really didn"t know we"d be hurting people so much."
Linda walked up to Johnny and stood in front of him and looked him in the eye.
"Johnny, if you"ll tell everybody in Acheron what you"ve done, and say you"re sorry, and give them their money back, I"ll marry you. But if you don"t, we"re through!"
"Use your horse sense," said Johnny. "If I did that, I couldn"t ever settle down here. Who"d trust his horses to a man like me? And you couldn"t hold your head high in this town, because you"d be the wife of that sharper Johnny Addeson. Give me a chance to straighten this out. I"ll go talk with Doc and Skeeter. We"ll fix this up somehow. I swear it! And you and I"ll be able to live here the rest of our lives. And I"ll be good to you, Linda. Good to you and good for this town. You"ll be proud of me."
"All right," said Linda. "I"ll give you a chance. I do want to live here. And I don"t want anybody scorning you or me. Or our children."