Dorothy smiled. But when she stepped down from the truck, she winced.
"What"s the matter?"
"Headache."
"The sun"ll boil it out. Here"s how we do this collectin, see? The back end a the truck is boarded up into five sections. This section here is for the iron and the wood.
This, for the paper. This, for the cardboard. You get a higher price for the cardboard.
This, for rags. This, for bottles we kin get a refund on. If you find any int"restin books or magazines, put em on the seat. I"ll decide if I want to keep em or throw em in with the old paper."
They worked swiftly, and then drove on. About a block later, they were interrupted at another heap by a leaf of a woman, withered and blown by the winds of time. She hobbled out from the back porch of a large three-storied house with diamond-shaped panes in the windows and doors and cupolas at the corners. In a quavering voice she explained that she was the widow of a wealthy lawyer who had died fifteen years ago. Not until today had she made up her mind to get rid of his collection of law books and legal papers. These were all neatly cased in cardboard boxes not too large to be handled.
Not even, she added, her pale watery eyes flickering from Paley to Dorothy, not even by a poor one-armed man and a young girl.
Old Man took off his homburg and bowed.
"Sure, ma"am, my daughter and myself"d be glad to help you out in your housecleanin."
"Your daughter?" croaked the old woman.
"She don"t look like me a tall," he replied. "No wonder. She"s my foster daughter, poor girl, she was orphaned when she was still fillin her diapers. My best friend was her father. He died savin my life, and as he laid gaspin his life away in my arms, he begged me to take care a her as if she was my own. And I kept my promise to my dyin friend, may his soul rest in peace. And even if I"m only a poor ragpicker, ma"am, I been doin my best to raise her to be a decent G.o.dfearin obedient girl."
Dorothy had to run around to the other side of the truck where she could cover her mouth and writhe in an agony of attempting to smother her laughter. When she regained control, the old lady was telling Paley she"d show him where the books were.
Then she started hobbling to the porch.
But Old Man, instead of following her across the yard, stopped by the fence that separated the alley from the backyard. He turned around and gave Dorothy a look of extreme despair.
"What"s the matter?" she said. "Why"re you sweating so? And shaking? And you"re so pale."
"You"d laugh if I tole you, and I don"t like to be laughed at."
"Tell me. I won"t laugh."
He closed his eyes and began muttering. "Never mind, it"s in the mind. Never mind, you"re just fine." Opening his eyes, he shook himself like a dog just come from the water.
"I kin do it. I got the guts. All them books"re a lotta beer money I"ll lose if I don"t go down into the bowels a h.e.l.l and get em. Guy in The Sky, give me the guts a a goat and the nerve a a pork dealer in Palestine. You know Old Man ain"t got a yellow streak. It"s the wicked spell a the False Folkers workin on me. Come on, let"s go, go, go."
And sucking in a deep breath, he stepped through the gateway. Head down, eyes on the gra.s.s at his feet, he shuffled toward the cellar door where the old lady stood peering at him.
Four steps away from the cellar entrance, he halted again. A small black spaniel had darted from around the corner of the house and begun yapyapping at him.
Old Man suddenly c.o.c.ked his head to one side, crossed his eyes, and deliberately sneezed.
Yelping, the spaniel fled back around the comer, and Paley walked down the steps that led to the cool dark bas.e.m.e.nt. As he did so, he muttered, "That puts the evil spell on em figurin dogs."
When they had piled all the books in the back of the truck, he took off his homburg and bowed again.
"Ma"am, my daughter and myself both thank you from the rockbottom a our poor but humble hearts for this treasure trove you give us. And if ever you"ve anythin else you don"t want, and a strong back and a weak mind to carry it out. . . well, please remember we"ll be down this alley every Blue Monday and Fish Friday about time the sun is three-quarters acrosst the sky. Providin it ain"t rainin cause The Old Guy In The Sky is cryin in his beer over us poor mortals, what fools we be."
Then he put his hat on, and the two got into the truck and chugged off. They stopped by several other promising heaps before he announced that the truck was loaded enough. He felt like celebrating; perhaps they should stop off behind Mike"s Tavern and down a few quarts. She replied that perhaps she might manage a drink if she could have a whiskey. Beer wouldn"t set well.
"I got some money," rumbled Old Man, unb.u.t.toning with slow clumsy fingers his shirt pocket and pulling out a roll of worn tattered bills while the truck"s wheels rolled straight in the alley ruts.
"You brought me luck, so Old Man"s gonna pay today through the hose, I mean, nose, har, har, har!"
He stopped Fordiana behind a little neighborhood tavern. Dorothy, without being asked, took the two dollars he handed her and went into the building. She returned with a can opener, two quarts of beer, and a half pint of V.O.
"I added some of my money. I can"t stand cheap whiskey."
They sat on the running board of the truck, drinking, Old Man doing most of the talking. It wasn"t long before he was telling her of the times when the Real Folk, the Paleys, had lived in Europe and Asia by the side of the woolly mammoths and the cave lion.
"We worshiped The Old Guy In The Sky who says what the thunder says and lives in the east on the tallest mountain in the world. We faced the skulls a our dead to the east so they could see The Old Guy when he came to take them to live with him in the mountain.
"And we was doin fine for a long long time. Then, out a the east come them motherworshipin False Folk with their long straight legs and long straight necks and flat faces and thundermug round heads and their bows and arrows. They claimed they was sons a the G.o.ddess Mother Earth, who was a virgin. But we claimed the truth was that a crow with stomach trouble sat on a stump and when it left the hot sun hatched em out.
"Well, for a while we beat em hands-down because we was stronger. Even one a our wimmen could tear their strongest man to bits. Still, they had that bow and arrow, they kept pickin us off, and movin in and movin in, and we kept movin back slowly, till pretty soon we was shoved with our backs against the ocean.
"Then one day a big chief among us got a bright idea. "Why don"t we make bows and arrows, too?" he said. And so we did, but we was clumsy at makin and shootin em cause our hands was so big, though we could draw a heavier bow"n em. So we kept gettin run out a the good huntin grounds.
"There was one thin might a been in our favor. That was, we bowled the wimmen a the Falsers over with our smell. Not that we smell good. We stink like a pig that"s been makin love to a billy goat on a manure pile. But, somehow, the wimmen folk a the Falsers was all mixed up in their chemistry, I guess you"d call it, cause they got all excited and developed round-heels when they caught a whiff a us. If we"d been left alone with em, we could a Don Juan"d them Falsers right off a the face a the earth. We would a mixed our blood with theirs so much that after a while you coun"t tell the diff"runce. Specially since the kids lean to their pa"s side in looks, Paley blood is so much stronger.
"But that made sure there would always be war tween us. Specially after our king, Old King Paley, made love to the daughter a the Falser king, King Raw Boy, and stole her away.
"Gawd, you should a seen the fuss then! Raw Boy"s daughter flipped over Old King Paley. And it was her give him the bright idea a callin in every able-bodied Paley that was left and organizin em into one big army. Kind a puttin all our eggs in one basket, but it seemed a good idea. Every man big enough to carry a club went out in one big mob on Operation False Folk Ma.s.sacre. And we ganged up on every little town a them mother-worshipers we found. And kicked h.e.l.l out a em. And roasted the men"s hearts and ate em. And every now and then took a snack off the wimmen and kids, too.
"Then, all of a sudden, we come to a big plain. And there"s a army a them False Folk, collected by Old King Raw Boy. They outnumber us, but we feel we kin lick the world. Specially since the magic strength a the G"yaga lies in their wimmen folk, cause they worship a woman G.o.d, The Old Woman In The Earth. And we"ve got their chief priestess, Raw Boy"s daughter.
"All our own personal power is collected in Old King Paley"s hat -- his magical headpiece. All a us Paleys believed that a man"s strength and his soul was in his headpiece.
"We bed down the night before the big battle. At dawn there"s a cry that"d wake up the dead. It still sends shivers down the necks a us Paley"s fifty thousand years later. It"s King Paley roarin and cryin. We ask him why. He says that that dirty little sneakin little hoor, Raw Boy"s daughter, has stole his headpiece and run off with it to her father"s camp.
"Our knees turn weak as nearbeer. Our manhood is in the hands a our enemies. But out we go to battle, our witch doctors out in front rattlin their gourds and whirlin their bullroarers and prayin. And here comes the G"yaga medicine men doin the same. Only thing, their hearts is in their work cause they got Old King"s headpiece stuck on the end a a spear.
"And for the first time they use dogs in war, too. Dogs never did like us any more"n we like em."And then we charge into each other. Bang! Wallop! Crash! Smash! Whack!
Owwwrrroooo! And they kick h.e.l.l out a us, do it to us. And we"re never again the same, done forever. They had Old King"s headpiece and with it our magic, cause we"d all put the soul a us Paleys in that hat.
"The spirit and power a us Paleys was prisoners cause that headpiece was.
And life became too much for us Paleys. Them as wasn"t slaughtered and eaten was glad to settle down on the garbage heaps a the conquerin Falsers and pick for a livin with the chickens, sometimes comin out second best.
"But we knew Old King"s headpiece was hidden somewhere, and we organized a secret society and swore to keep alive his name and to search for the headpiece if it took us forever. Which it almost has, it"s been so long.
"But even though we was doomed to live in shantytowns and stay off the streets and prowl the junkpiles in the alleys, we never gave up hope. And as time went on some a the no-counts a the G"yaga came down to live with us. And we and they had kids. Soon, most a us had disappeared into the bloodstream a the low-cla.s.s G"yaga. But there"s always been a Paley family that tried to keep their blood pure. No man kin do no more, kin he?"
He glared at Dorothy. "What d"ya think a that?"
Weakly, she said, "Well, I"ve never heard anything like it."
"Gawdamighty!" snorted Old Man. "I give you a history longer"n a hoor"s dream, more"n fifty thousand years a history, the secret story a a longlost race. And all you kin say is that you never heard nothin like it before."
He leaned toward her and clamped his huge hand over her thigh.
"Don"t flinch from me!" he said fiercely. "Or turn your head away. Sure, I stink, and I offend your dainty figurin nostrils and upset your figurin delicate little guts. But what"s a minute"s whiff a me on your part compared to a lifetime on my part a havin all the stinkin garbage in the universe shoved up my nose, and my mouth filled with what you woun"t say if your mouth was full a it? What do you say to that, huh?"
Coolly, she said, "Please take your hand off me."
"Sure, I din"t mean nothin by it. I got carried away and forgot my place in society."
"Now, look here," she said earnestly. "That has nothing at all to do with your so-called social position. It"s just that I don"t allow anybody to take liberties with my body. Maybe I"m being ridiculously Victorian, but I want more than just sensuality. I want love, and --"
"OK, I get the idea."
Dorothy stood up and said, "I"m only a block from my apartment. I think I"ll walk on home. The liquor"s given me a headache."
"Yeah," he growled "You sure it"s the liquor and not me?"
She looked steadily at him. "I"m going, but I"ll see you tomorrow morning.
Does that answer your question?"
"OK," he grunted. "See you. Maybe."
She walked away very fast.
Next morning, shortly after dawn, a sleepy-eyed Dorothy stopped her car before the Paley shanty. Deena was the only one home. Gummy had gone to the river to fish, and Old Man was in the outhouse. Dorothy took the opportunity to talk to Deena, and found her, as she had suspected, a woman of considerable education.
However, although she was polite, she was reticent about her background. Dorothy, in an effort to keep the conversation going, mentioned that she had phoned her former anthropology professor and asked him about the chances of Old Man being a genuine Neanderthal. It was then that Deena broke her reserve and eagerly asked what the pro- fessor had thought.
"Well," said Dorothy, "he just laughed. He told me it was an absolute impossibility that a small group, even an inbred group isolated in the mountains, could have kept their cultural and genetic ident.i.ty for fifty thousand years.
"I argued with him. I told him Old Man insisted he and his kind had existed in the village of Paley in the mountains of the Pyrenees until Napoleon"s men found them and tried to draft them. Then they fled to America, after a stay in England. And his group was split up during the Civil War, driven out of the Great Smokies. He, as far as he knows, is the last purebreed, Gummy being a half or quarter-breed.
"The professor a.s.sured me that Gummy and Old Man were cases of glandular malfunctioning, of acromegaly. That they may have a superficial resemblance to the Neanderthal man, but a physical anthropologist could tell the difference at a glance.
When I got a little angry and asked him if he wasn"t taking an unscientific and prejudiced att.i.tude, he became rather irritated. Our talk ended somewhat frostily.
"But I went down to the university library that night and read everything on what makes h.o.m.o Neanderthalensis different from h.o.m.o sapiens."
"You almost sound as if you believe Old Man"s private little myth is the truth," said Deena.
"The professor taught me to be convinced only by the facts and not to say anything is impossible," replied Dorothy. "If he"s forgotten his own teachings, I haven"t."
"Well, Old Man is a persuasive talker," said Deena. "He could sell the devil a harp and halo."
Old Man, wearing only a pair of blue jeans, entered the shanty. For the first time Dorothy saw his naked chest, huge, covered with long redgold hairs so numerous they formed a matting almost as thick as an orangutan"s. However, it was not his chest but his bare feet at which she looked most intently. Yes, the big toes were widely separated from the others, and he certainly tended to walk on the outside of his feet.
His arm, too, seemed abnormally short in proportion to his body.
Old Man grunted a good morning and didn"t say much for a while. But after he had sweated and cursed and chanted his way through the streets of Onaback and had arrived safely at the alleys of the west bluff, he relaxed. Perhaps he was helped by finding a large pile of papers and rags.
"Well, here we go to work, so don"t you dare to shirk. Jump, Dor"thy! By the sweat a your brow, you"ll earn your brew!"
When that load was on the truck, they drove off. Paley said, "How you like this life without no strife? Good, huh? You like alleys, huh?"
Dorothy nodded. "As a child, I liked alleys better than streets. And they still preserve something of their first charm for me. They were more fun to play in, so nice and cozy. The trees and bushes and fences leaned in at you and sometimes touched you as if they had hands and liked to feel your face to find out if you"d been there before, and they remembered you. You felt as if you were sharing a secret with the alleys and the things of the alleys. But streets, well, streets were always the same, and you had to watch out the cars didn"t run you over, and the windows in the houses were full of faces and eyes, poking their noses into your business, if you can say that eyes had noses."
Old Man whooped and slapped his thigh so hard it would have broke if it had been Dorothy"s.
"You must be a Paley! We feel that way, too! We ain"t allowed to hang aroun streets, so we make our alleys into little kingdoms. Tell me, do you sweat just crossin a street from one alley to the next?"
He put his hand on her knee. She looked down at it but said nothing, and he left it there while the truck putputted along, its wheels following the ruts of the alley.
"No, I don"t feel that way at all."
"Yeah? Well, when you was a kid, you wasn"t so ugly you hadda stay off the streets. But I still wasn"t too happy in the alleys because a them figurin dogs. Forever and forever they was barkin and bitin at me. So I took to beatin the bejesus out a them with a big stick I always carried. But after a while I found out I only had to look at em in a certain way. Yi, yi, yi, they"d run away yapping, like that old black spaniel did yesterday. Why? Cause they knew I was sneezin evil spirits at em. It was then I began to know I wasn"t human. A course, my old man had been tellin me that ever since I could talk.
"As I grew up I felt every day that the spell a the G"yaga was gettin stronger. I was gettin dirtier and dirtier looks from em on the streets. And when I went down the alleys, I felt like I really belonged there. Finally, the day came when I coun"t cross a street without gettin sweaty hands and cold feet and a dry mouth and breathin hard.
That was cause I was becomin a full-grown Paley, and the curse a the G"yaga gets more powerful as you get more hair on your chest."
"Curse?" said Dorothy. "Some people call it a neurosis."
"It"s a curse."
Dorothy didn"t answer. Again, she looked down at her knee, and this time he removed his hand. He would have had to do it, anyway, for they had come to a paved street.
On the way down to the junk dealer"s, he continued the same theme. And when they got to the shanty, he elaborated upon it.
During the thousands of years the Paley lived on the garbage piles of the G"yaga, they were closely watched. So, in the old days, it had been the custom for the priests and warriors of the False Folk to descend on the dumpheap dwellers whenever a strong and obstreperous Paley came to manhood. And they had gouged out an eye or cut off his hand or leg or some other member to ensure that he remembered what he was and where his place was.
"That"s why I lost this arm," Old Man growled, waving the stump. "Fear a the G"yaga for the Paley did this to me."
Deena howled with laughter and said, "Dorothy, the truth is that he got drunk one night and pa.s.sed out on the railroad tracks, and a freight train ran over his arm."
"Sure, sure, that"s the way it was. But it coun"t a happened if the Falsers din"t work through their evil black magic. Nowadays, stead a cripplin us openly, they use spells. They ain"t got the guts anymore to do it themselves."
Deena laughed scornfully and said, "He got all those psychopathic ideas from reading those comics and weird tale magazines and those crackpot books and from watching that TV program, Alley Oop and the Dinosaur. I can point out every story from which he"s stolen an idea."
"You"re a liar!" thundered Old Man.
He struck Deena on the shoulder. She reeled away from the blow, then leaned back toward him as if into a strong wind. He struck her again, this time across her purple birthmark. Her eyes glowed, and she cursed him. And he hit her once more, hard enough to hurt but not to injure.
Dorothy opened her mouth as if to protest, but Gummy lay a fat sweaty hand on her shoulder and lifted her finger to her own lips.
Deena fell to the floor from a particularly violent blow. She did not stand up again. Instead, she got to her hands and knees and crawled toward the refuge behind the big iron stove. His naked foot shoved her rear so that she was sent sprawling on her face, moaning, her long stringy black hair falling over her face and birthmark.