CL. The judgment is very judicious; but...
ER. It is enough. I have finished. After what I have said permit me to leave you.
SCENE V.--ORPHISE, eRASTE.
ER. (_Seeing Orphise, and going to meet her_). How long you have been, Madam, and how I suffer ...
ORPH. Nay, nay, do not leave such a pleasant conversation. You are wrong to blame me for having arrived too late. (_Pointing to Orante and Climene, who have just left_). You had wherewithal to get on without me.
ER. Will you be angry with me without reason, and reproach me with what I am made to suffer? Oh, I beseech you, stay ...
ORPH. Leave me, I beg, and hasten to rejoin your company.
SCENE VI.--eRASTE, _alone_.
Heaven! must bores of both s.e.xes conspire this day to frustrate my dearest wishes? But let me follow her in spite of her resistance, and make my innocence clear in her eyes.
SCENE VII.--DORANTE, eRASTE.
DOR. Ah, Marquis, continually we find tedious people interrupting the course of our pleasures! You see me enraged on account of a splendid hunt, which a b.o.o.by ... It is a story I must relate to you.
ER. I am looking for some one, and cannot stay.
DOR. (_Retaining him_). Egad, I shall tell it you as we go along.
We were a well selected company who met yesterday to hunt a stag; on purpose we went to sleep on the ground itself--that is, my dear sir, far away in the forest. As the chase is my greatest pleasure, I wished, to do the thing well, to go to the wood myself; we decided to concentrate our efforts upon a stag which every one said was seven years old.
[Footnote: The original expression is _cerf dix-corps_; this, according to the _dictionnaire de cha.s.se_, is a seven years" old animal.]
But my own opinion was--though I did not stop to observe the marks--that it was only a stag of the second year.
[Footnote: The technical term is: "a k.n.o.bbler;" in French, _un cerf a sa seconde tete.]
We had separated, as was necessary, into different parties, and were hastily breakfasting on some new-laid eggs, when a regular country-gentleman, with a long sword, proudly mounted on his brood-mare, which he honoured with the name of his good mare, came up to pay us an awkward compliment, presenting to us at the same time, to increase our vexation, a great b.o.o.by of a son, as stupid as his father. He styled himself a great sportsman, and begged that he might have the pleasure of accompanying us. Heaven preserve every sensible sportsman, when hunting, from a fellow who carries a dog"s horn, which sounds when it ought not; from those gentry who, followed by ten mangy dogs, call them "my pack,"
and play the part of wonderful hunters. His request granted, and his knowledge commended, we all of us started the deer,
[Footnote: The original has _frapper a nos brisees_; _brisees_ means "blinks." According to Dr. Ash"s Dictionary, 1775, "Blinks are the boughs or branches thrown in the way of a deer to stop its course."]
within thrice the length of the leash, tally-ho! the dogs were put on the track of the stag. I encouraged them, and blew a loud blast. My stag emerged from the wood, and crossed a pretty wide plain, the dogs after him, but in such good order that you could have covered them all with one cloak. He made for the forest. Then we slipped the old pick upon him; I quickly brought out my sorrel-horse. You have seen him?
ER. I think not.
DOR. Not seen him? The animal is as good as he is beautiful; I bought him some days ago from Gaveau.
[Footnote: A well-known horse-dealer in Moliere"s time.]
I leave you to think whether that dealer, who has such a respect for me, would deceive me in such a matter; I am satisfied with the horse. He never indeed sold a better, or a better-shaped one. The head of a barb, with a clear star; the neck of a swan, slender, and very straight; no more shoulder than a hare; short-jointed, and full of vivacity in his motion. Such feet--by Heaven! such feet!--double-haunched: to tell you the truth, it was I alone who found the way to break him in. Gaveau"s Little John never mounted him without trembling, though he did his best to look unconcerned. A back that beats any horse"s for breadth; and legs! O ye Heavens!
[Footnote: Compare the description of the horse given by the Dauphin in Shakespeare"s Henry V., Act iii., Scene 6, and also that of the "round hoof"d, short jointed" jennet in the _Venus and Adonis_ of the same author.]
In short, he is a marvel; believe me, I have refused a hundred pistoles for him, with one of the horses destined for the King to boot. I then mounted, and was in high spirits to see some of the hounds coursing over the plain to get the better of the deer. I pressed on, and found myself in a by-thicket at the heels of the dogs, with none else but Drecar.
[Footnote: A famous huntsman in Moliere"s time.]
There for an hour our stag was at bay. Upon this, I cheered on the dogs, and made a terrible row. In short, no hunter was ever more delighted! I alone started him again; and all was going on swimmingly, when a young stag joined ours. Some of my dogs left the others. Marquis, I saw them, as you may suppose, follow with hesitation, and Finaut was at a loss.
But he suddenly turned, which delighted me very much, and drew the dogs the right way, whilst I sounded horn and hallooed, "Finaut! Finaut!" I again with pleasure discovered the track of the deer by a mole-hill, and blew away at my leisure. A few dogs ran back to me, when, as ill-luck would have it, the young stag came over to our country b.u.mpkin. My blunderer began blowing like mad, and bellowed aloud, "Tallyho! tallyho!
tallyho!" All my dogs left me, and made for my b.o.o.by. I hastened there, and found the track again on the highroad. But, my dear fellow, I had scarcely cast my eyes on the ground, when I discovered it was the other animal, and was very much annoyed at it. It was in vain to point out to the country fellow the difference between the print of my stag"s hoof and his. He still maintained, like an ignorant sportsman, that this was the pack"s stag; and by this disagreement he gave the dogs time to get a great way off. I was in a rage, and, heartily cursing the fellow, I spurred my horse up hill and down dale, and brushed through boughs as thick as my arm. I brought back my dogs to my first scent, who set off, to my great joy, in search of our stag, as though he were in full view.
They started him again; but, did ever such an accident happen? To tell you the truth, Marquis, it floored me. Our stag, newly started, pa.s.sed our b.u.mpkin, who, thinking to show what an admirable sportsman he was, shot him just in the forehead with a horse-pistol that he had brought with him, and cried out to me from a distance, "Ah! I"ve brought the beast down!" Good Heavens! did any one ever hear of pistols in stag-hunting? As for me, when I came to the spot, I found the whole affair so odd, that I put spurs to my horse in a rage, and returned home at a gallop, without saying a single word to that ignorant fool.
ER. You could not have done better; your prudence was admirable. That is how we must get rid of bores. Farewell.
DOR. When you like, we will go somewhere where we need not dread country-hunters.
ER. (_Alone_). Very well. I think I shall lose patience in the end.
Let me make all haste, and try to excuse myself.
BALLET TO ACT II.
_First Entry_.
Bowlers stop eraste to measure a distance about which there is a dispute. He gets clear of them with difficulty, and leaves them to dance a measure, composed of all the postures usual to that game.
_Second Entry_.
Little boys with slings enter and interrupt them, who are in their turn driven out by
_Third Entry_.
Cobblers, men and women, their fathers, and others, who are also driven out in their turn.
_Fourth Entry_.
A gardener, who dances alone, and then retires.