"He wants the funny section read to him," explained Kate, "and it"s been lost some place. I can"t find it anywhere."
"That"s perfect rubbish," said Peter.
"I"ve looked all over for it, Mr. Neale."
"That wasn"t what I meant was rubbish, Kate. I"m glad you lost it. I want you to keep on losing it. I meant it"s rubbish for him to be staying up this late and asking for things."
"Yes sir."
"Now we"ll both say good night to him, Kate, and let him go to sleep."
Pat began to cry not only loudly but with a certain note of sincerity which caught Peter"s ear. "What"s the matter with him now?"
"He made me promise I"d tell him a story if I couldn"t find the funny paper," said Kate.
"It"s too late now and anyway if he made you do it, Kate, it isn"t a promise. It don"t count."
"Yes, Mr. Neale. But it"s so set he is he"ll be calling me back all the night long for me to tell him the story. It"s nothing he does be forgetting."
"All right, Kate, we"ll settle that very easily. You go out and I"ll stay and he can cry his head off."
"Where"ll I go, Mr. Neale?"
"I don"t care, Kate. Go any place you like. It isn"t eleven o"clock yet.
Where do you usually go?"
"To my sister"s in Jamaica, but it"s no time to be routing them out at this hour."
"Well, let me see. I tell you, Kate, there"s a moving picture theatre down there at Fifty-ninth Street that keeps going till after one.
Here"s some money. You go there and see the picture and I"ll stay and show this young man he can"t get everything he cries for."
"I want to see the picture," said Pat, sitting up in bed.
"Now don"t be silly. You get back there on your pillow," said Peter, "or I"ll just knock you down."
Kate rummaged around for her bonnet and finally went out. During all this time Pat kept up a suppressed sobbing. As soon as the door slammed behind Kate he was sufficiently rested again to begin crying full force.
"Well, what is it now?" said Peter as fiercely as he could.
Pat"s utterance was m.u.f.fled with tears. "I want a story."
"You heard Kate go out. If you"ve got any sense you know she can"t tell you a story."
"You tell me a story."
"I"m too busy. Go to sleep."
"Why are you busy?"
"Because I am. Now go to sleep."
"I don"t want to go to sleep. I want you to tell me a story."
Pat commenced to cry again. He had sensed an opening.
Peter dropped his guard. "Just one story?" he asked.
Upon the instant Pat ceased crying and sat up. "Tell me about the old beggarman and Saint Pat."
"I don"t know it," said Peter. In fact he felt almost as if he had been suddenly called upon to make a speech at a public banquet. Of course, he had heard of Cinderella and Red Riding Hood and Aladdin and the wonderful lamp, but he could not quite remember what any of them did.
Suddenly he remembered another source book.
"Once," he began, "there was a man named Goliath and he was the biggest man in the world. He could beat any man in the world. And one day there was a little man named David----."
"I"m bigger than David," interrupted Pat.
"I guess you are. He was a little bit of a man, but he wasn"t afraid of Goliath. He said, "Ole Goliath, you talk too much. You make me sick."
And he picked up a rock and hit Goliath and knocked him down."
"Why did he knock Goliath down?" Pat wanted to know.
"I guess he knocked Goliath down because it was Goliath"s bedtime and Goliath wouldn"t go to bed."
Pat remained alert in spite of the moralizing. He gave no hint of recognition that the end of a story had been reached. Anyhow, the creative impulse had seized upon Peter particularly since it might be so unblushingly combined with propaganda.
"Well," he continued, "pretty soon George Browne came out of his house and he was the second biggest man in the world and he wouldn"t go to bed and so David picked up another great big rock and knocked him down. And then your friend the Red Bat came out of his house and he was the next biggest man in the world and he wouldn"t go to bed and so David picked up another rock and knocked him down."
"No, he didn"t," broke in Pat.
"I"m telling this story. David hit the Red Bat with a rock and knocked him down because he wouldn"t go to bed."
"No, he didn"t."
"Oh, all right then, if you know so much about it, he didn"t. What did he do?"
"He knocked David down."
Peter realized that his narrative was overburdened with propaganda and he was artist enough to throw over some of his moralizing ballast.
"Well, this was the way it happened, Pat. David picked up a big rock and threw it at the Red Bat, but the Red Bat was too smart for him. The Red Bat caught the rock and threw it back at David and knocked him down.
That was it, wasn"t it?"
"Yes," said Pat.
When Kate returned a little after one Peter reported, "I didn"t have any bother with him. He just went right off to sleep."
II