CHAPTER XVIII
Pat was six years old when he saw his first ball game up at the old hill top park of the New York Yankees who were then the Highlanders. The Red Sox were the visiting team.
"That"s Sea Lion Harry Hall," said Peter, pointing to a man in a gray uniform who was throwing the ball. Pat tried to follow the direction in which Peter pointed.
"I don"t see no sea lion," he complained.
"Right over there," replied Peter, "the pitcher. Don"t you see the man that"s throwing the ball. That"s his name, Sea Lion Harry Hall."
Pat was enormously disappointed. He had thought that maybe it was some sort of circus which they were going to see in this great open park. The sea lion had sounded like a promise of elephants to come. He tried to beat back his grief, but presently tears rolled out of his eyes. The best he could do was to make no sound. Eventually Peter noticed the damp tracks across his face.
"What are you crying about?" he asked in surprise.
"You said it was a sea lion," sobbed Pat, "and it isn"t any sea lion."
"Oh, that"s it. Don"t you understand: his name"s Sea Lion. Just as they call you Pat."
"Why do they call him a Sea Lion?"
"Well," said Peter, "to tell the truth I don"t know exactly. It"s just one of those things. I"ve been writing about Sea Lion Harry Hall a couple of years and now I never stopped to think up any reason for it.
It was smart of you to ask me, Pat. That"s right. Don"t you go taking in things people tell you without asking why. That"s the first thing a newspaperman ought to learn. You just wait here a minute and I"ll go and find out why they call him Sea Lion Harry Hall."
Peter went over to the wire screen which ran in front of the press box and called to a short little man who was sitting on his heels and balancing himself with his bat which he had dug into the ground. The player straightened up and came over. Peter conversed earnestly with him for a moment. Then he came back. "Now," he said, "I know all about it.
Kid Elberfeld--that was Kid Elberfeld I was talking to--he says they call him Sea Lion Harry Hall because he roars so--just like a sea lion."
For the next half hour Pat abandoned all thought of the game. Peter rattled off words and the meaning of them. There were hits and errors and flies and grounders. Once everybody in the park shouted and stood up and Peter said it was a home run, but Pat gave very little heed to this.
He paid no more attention to the rooting than if it had been Peter talking to him. It was another sound for which he was waiting. He couldn"t be burdened with learning about hits and errors or even the thing called a home run. What he wanted was to hear Sea Lion Harry Hall roar like a sea lion. For hours Pat heard nothing. The man just did his exercises and threw the ball. Then something happened which made him mad. He threw the ball and after it was thrown he walked straight up to a man in blue who had on a false face. And he talked at him. Very loud and hoa.r.s.e he said, "Jesus, Tim, call "em right."
"There goes the Sea Lion," said Peter who had been busy with something else and had caught no more than the rumble. "Didn"t that sound just like a sea lion?"
Pat scorned to cry. He did not even bother to say "No." By now he knew that the baseball park was the land of disappointment. It was a place where things were cried up with words which were not so. Peter had said he would roar like a sea lion. And he didn"t. He was just a man who said "Jesustim" pretty loud.
Pat heard a seal lion once. "Jesustim" didn"t sound anything like a sea lion.
Interesting inquiry might have centred around "Too hot to handle" if Peter had used it earlier in the day, but by the time it came Pat knew that it was just a grown up way of talking big. When Peter said, "That"s Birdie Cree," Pat did not look or even ask any questions. He knew there was not a birdie.
Only one romantic concept came to Pat from the game.
"That"s Tris Speaker, that kid in centre field," said Peter.
Of course, Pat knew that he really wouldn"t be a kid. It didn"t surprise him to find that Tris was a man but he was quite a lot different from pretty nearly all the other grown-ups that Pat had ever seen. They didn"t run like Tris. Probably they couldn"t. The other men in this baseball park ran, but Tris was the fastest. But it wasn"t just looking at him that Pat liked. He said the name over to himself several times.
"Tris Speaker, Tris Speaker." There was fun in the sound of it. Not quite enough for a whole afternoon, to be sure. This was a park without sandpiles or a merry-go-round. And there were no policemen to make everybody keep off the gra.s.s. Pat wished they would.
"I want to go home," he said at last.
"Tired already?" asked Peter. "Well, there"s only half an inning more.
It wasn"t much of a game, was it? Too one-sided. But we"re not going home right off. I"ve got to go straight to the office and I"m going to take you with me."
In another ten minutes the game was over. "You didn"t like it, did you?"
asked Peter. The formula nettled Pat.
"Yes, I did," he said.
After a long trip in the subway they came to the big building where Peter worked. Pat had never been there before. At the end of a long corridor was a small office and Peter opened the door and went in. "I"ve got to write the paper," he said. "You keep quiet till I"m done. Here"s the funny section for you."
Upon examination Pat found that it was last Sunday"s pictures. He had already seen the one about how the kids put dynamite in the Captain"s high hat. Still he followed the adventure again. When Kate read it to him on Sunday it had made him a little sad. It seemed to him that it must have hurt the Captain when Maude, the mule, kicked him in the head.
Now he found a new significance in the last picture. Maude and the Captain were floating in the air high above the roof. Coming out of the Captain"s mouth were marks like this, "!----!!!" And yet it must be pleasant to go floating away in the sky like that. Pat looked out of the window and he could see the river and the great bridge. He would like to have a high hat and some dynamite and a mule. Then he could float through the window like Davey and the Goblin. That would be better than sitting there in the little office so quietly while Peter pounded the keys of his typewriter. Peter kept taking sheets of paper out of it and tearing them up.
"Whatch you doing?" Pat asked when he could keep silent no longer.
"Hush," said Peter very sternly, "you mustn"t ask questions now. I"m doing a story for the Bulletin. That"s very important, I must do it right away."
"Why?"
"Well, pretty soon they"re going to put the paper to bed." Pat knew that must be some sort of joke. Papers didn"t go to bed. They didn"t have any pajamas or nightgowns.
Somebody knocked at the door and before Peter could say anything Charlie Hall came in. "Is that your kid?" he asked.
"Yes," said Peter, "He"s my son. Say h.e.l.lo to Charlie Hall, Pat."
"Well, what"s your name?" said Hall just as if he was very much interested.
"My name"s Pat."
"Tell him your big name," prompted Peter. "Go ahead."
"Peter Neale, second."
"I suppose you"ll be down here doing baseball yourself pretty soon now that you"re getting to be such a big boy," said Hall.
Pat picked up the funny paper again and pretended to become engrossed in it. Charlie Hall was diverted back to the first of the Peter Neales.
"I guess he"s a little older than my youngest," he said. "Let me see, Joe--no, that"s not the one I mean--Bill must be about four or five now.
Just around there."
"Pat"s older than that. He was six a couple of days ago."
"Getting pretty near time to begin figuring what to do with him."
"I know that already," said Peter, "he"s going to be a newspaper man.
He"s going to be "by Peter Neale"."
"I"d drown mine, all six of "em, before I"d let "em go into the newspaper business."
"What"s the matter with it?"
"It don"t get you any place. Now if I was in business I"d be just getting ready to be a president of the company or something. And as it is I"m just an old man around the shop. Forty-two my last birthday. In a couple of years more I"ll be on the copy desk."