"Don"t you be too sure of that!" said Horace. "You see all those wires stretched on poles down there? Those are the pathways of certain Jinn known as electric currents, and the Lord Mayor could send a message along them which would be at Baghdad before you had flown farther than Folkestone. And I may mention that Arabia is now more or less under British jurisdiction."
He was bluffing, of course, for he knew perfectly well that, even if any extradition treaty could be put in force, the arrest of a Jinnee would be no easy matter.
"Thou art of opinion, then, that I should be no safer in mine own country?" inquired Fakrash.
"I swear by the name of the Lord Mayor (to whom be all reverence!)" said Horace, "that there is no land you could fly to where you would be any safer than you are here."
"If I were but sealed up in my bottle once more," said the Jinnee, "would not even the Lord Mayor have respect unto the seal of Suleyman, and forbear to disturb me?"
"Why, of course he would!" cried Horace, hardly daring to believe his ears. "That"s really a brilliant idea of yours, my dear Mr. Fakrash."
"And in the bottle I should not be compelled to work," continued the Jinnee. "For labour of all kinds hath ever been abhorrent unto me."
"I can quite understand that," said Horace, sympathetically. "Just imagine your having to drag an excursion train to the seaside on a Bank Holiday, or being condemned to print off a cheap comic paper, or even the _War Cry_, when you might be leading a snug and idle existence in your bottle. If I were you, I should go and get inside it at once.
Suppose we go back to Vincent Square and find it?"
"I shall return to the bottle, since in that alone there is safety,"
said the Jinnee. "But I shall return alone."
"Alone!" cried Horace. "You"re not going to leave me stuck up here all by myself?"
"By no means," said the Jinnee. "Have I not said that I am about to cast thee to perdition? Too long have I delayed in the accomplishment of this duty."
Once more Horace gave himself up for lost; which was doubly bitter, just when he had begun to consider that the danger was past. But even then, he was determined to fight to the last.
"One moment," he said. "Of course, if you"ve set your heart on pitching me over, you must. Only--I may be quite mistaken--but I don"t quite see how you are going to manage the rest of your programme without me, that"s all."
"O deficient in intelligence!" cried the Jinnee. "What a.s.sistance canst thou render me?"
"Well," said Horace, "of course, you can get into the bottle alone--that"s simple enough. But the difficulty I see is this: Are you quite sure you can put the cap on yourself--from the _inside_, you know?" If he can, he thought, "I"m done for!"
"That," began the Jinnee, with his usual confidence "will be the easiest of--nay," he corrected himself, "there be things that not even the Jinn themselves can accomplish, and one of them is to seal a vessel while remaining in it. I am indebted to thee for reminding me thereof."
"Not at all," said Ventimore. "I shall be delighted to come and seal you up comfortably myself."
"Again thou speakest folly," exclaimed the Jinnee. "How canst thou seal me up after I have dashed thee into a thousand pieces?"
"That," said Horace, with all the urbanity he could command, "is precisely the difficulty I was trying to convey."
"There will be no difficulty, for as soon as I am in the bottle I shall summon certain inferior Efreets, and they will replace the seal."
"When you are once in the bottle," said Horace, at a venture, "you probably won"t be in a position to summon anybody."
"_Before_ I get into the bottle, then!" said the Jinnee, impatiently.
"Thou dost but juggle with words!"
"But about those Efreets," persisted Horace. "You know what Efreets _are_! How can you be sure that, when they"ve got you in the bottle, they won"t hand you over to the Lord Mayor? I shouldn"t trust them myself--but, of course, you know best!"
"Whom shall I trust, then?" said Fakrash, frowning.
"I"m sure I don"t know. It"s rather a pity you"re so determined to destroy me, because, as it happens, I"m just the one person living who could be depended on to seal you up and keep your secret. However, that"s your affair. After all, why should I care what becomes of you? I shan"t be there!"
"Even at this hour," said the Jinnee, undecidedly, "I might find it in my heart to spare thee, were I but sure that thou wouldst be faithful unto me!"
"I should have thought I was more to be trusted than one of your beastly Efreets!" said Horace, with well-a.s.sumed indifference. "But never mind, I don"t know that I care, after all. I"ve nothing particular to live for now. You"ve ruined me pretty thoroughly, and you may as well finish your work. I"ve a good mind to jump over, and save you the trouble. Perhaps, when you see me bouncing down that dome, you"ll be sorry!"
"Refrain from rashness!" said the Jinnee, hastily, without suspecting that Ventimore had no serious intention of carrying out his threat. "If thou wilt do as thou art bidden, I will not only pardon thee, but grant thee all that thou desirest."
"Take me back to Vincent Square first," said Horace. "This is not the place to discuss business."
"Thou sayest rightly," replied the Jinnee; "hold fast to my sleeve, and I will transport thee to thine abode."
"Not till you promise to play fair," said Horace, pausing on the brink of the ledge. "Remember, if you let me go now you drop the only friend you"ve got in the world!"
"May I be thy ransom!" replied Fakrash. "There shall not be harmed a hair of thy head!"
Even then Horace had his misgivings; but as there was no other way of getting off that cornice, he decided to take the risk. And, as it proved, he acted judiciously, for the Jinnee flew to Vincent Square with honourable precision, and dropped him neatly into the armchair in which he had little hoped ever to find himself again.
"I have brought thee hither," said Fakrash, "and yet I am persuaded that thou art even now devising treachery against me, and wilt betray me if thou canst."
Horace was about to a.s.sure him once more that no one could be more anxious than himself to see him safely back in his bottle, when he recollected that it was impolitic to appear too eager.
"After the way you"ve behaved," he said, "I"m not at all sure that I ought to help you. Still, I said I would, on certain conditions, and I"ll keep my word."
"Conditions!" thundered the Jinnee. "Wilt thou bargain with me yet further?"
"My excellent friend," said Horace quietly, "you know perfectly well that you can"t get yourself safely sealed up again in that bottle without my a.s.sistance. If you don"t like my terms, and prefer to take your chance of finding an Efreet who is willing to brave the Lord Mayor, well, you"ve only to say so."
"I have loaded thee with all manner of riches and favours, and I will bestow no more upon thee," said the Jinnee, sullenly. "Nay, in token of my displeasure, I will deprive thee even of such gifts as thou hast retained." He pointed his grey forefinger at Ventimore, whose turban and jewelled robes instantly shrivelled into cobwebs and tinder, and fluttered to the carpet in filmy shreds, leaving him in nothing but his underclothing.
"That only shows what a nasty temper you"re in," said Horace, blandly, "and doesn"t annoy me in the least. If you"ll excuse me, I"ll go and put on some things I can feel more at home in; and perhaps by the time I return you"ll have cooled down."
He slipped on some clothes hurriedly and re-entered the sitting-room.
"Now, Mr. Fakrash," he said, "we"ll have this out. You talk of having loaded me with benefits. You seem to consider I ought to be grateful to you. In Heaven"s name, for what? I"ve been as forbearing as possible all this time, because I gave you credit for meaning well. Now, I"ll speak plainly. I told you from the first, and I tell you now, that I want no riches nor honours from you. The one real good turn you did me was bringing me that client, and you spoilt that because you would insist on building the palace yourself, instead of leaving it to me! As for the rest--here am I, a ruined and discredited man, with a client who probably supposes I"m in league with the Devil; with the girl I love, and might have married, believing that I have left her to marry a Princess; and her father, unable ever to forgive me for having seen him as a one-eyed mule. In short, I"m in such a mess all round that I don"t care two straws whether I live or die!"
"What is all this to me?" said the Jinnee.
"Only this--that unless you can see your way to putting things straight for me, I"m hanged if I take the trouble to seal you up in that bottle!"
"How am _I_ to put things straight for thee?" cried Fakrash, peevishly.
"If you could make all those people entirely forget that affair in the Guildhall, you can make my friends forget the bra.s.s bottle and everything connected with it, can"t you?"
"There would be no difficulty in that," Fakrash admitted.
"Well, do it--and I"ll swear to seal you up in the bottle exactly as if you had never been out of it, and pitch you into the deepest part of the Thames, where no one will ever disturb you."
"First produce the bottle, then," said Fakrash, "for I cannot believe but that thou hast some lurking guile in thy heart."