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Mitsuko quietly cleared her throat. Uh-oh, Chia thought. Speech time. "Thank you for offering to help," Chia said. "Thanks for your hospitality. If any of you ever comes to Seattle, we"ll find a way to put you up. But mainly thanics for your help, because my chapter"s been really worried about this story that Rez claims he wants to marry some kind of software agent, and since he"s supposed to have said it when he was over here, we thought-" Chia had had the feeling that she was moving along a little too abruptly, and this was confirmed by another tiny throat-clearing signal from Mitsuko.
"Yes," Hiromi Ogawa said, "you are welcome, and now Tomo Oshima, our chapter"s historian, will favor us with a detailed and accurate account of our chapter"s story, how we came, from simple but sincere beginnings, to be the most active, the most respectful chapter in j.a.pan today."
Chia couldn"t believe it.
The girl nearest Hiromi, on Chia"s right, bowed and began to recite the chapter"s history in what Chia immediately understood would be the most excruciatingly boring detail. The two boarding- school roommates, best friends and the most loyal of buddies, who discovered a copy of the Dog Soup alb.u.m in a bin in Akihabara. How they returned to school with it, played it, were immediate converts. How their schoolmates mocked them, at one point even stealing and hiding the precious recording.. . And on, and on, and Chia already felt like screaming, but there was nothing for it but to sit there. She pulled up a clock and stuck it on the mirrored robot"s face, where the eyes should have been. n.o.body else could see it, but it made her feel a little better.
Now they were into the first j.a.panese national Lo/Rez convention, snapshots flashing on the white paper walls, little girls in jeans and t-shirts drinking Coca-Cola in some function room in an Osaka airport hotel, a few obvious parents standing around in the background.
Forty-five minutes later, by the red read-out stuck to Hiromi
Ogawa"s blank metallic face, Tomo Oshima concluded: "Which 3 brings us to the present, and the historic visit of Chia McKenzie, the
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representative of our sister chapter in Seattle, in the State of Washington. And now I hope that she will honor us by recounting the history of her own chapter, how it was founded, and the many activities it has undertaken to honor the music of Lo/Rez
There was a soft burst of applause. Chia didn"t join in, uncertain whether it was for her or for Tomo Oshima.
"Sorry," Chia said. "Our historian put all that together for you, but it got corrupted when they ran my computer through that big scanner at the airport."
"We are very sorry to hear that," the silver robot said. "How unfortunate."
"Yeah," Chia said, "but I guess it gives us more time to discuss what brings me here, right?"
"We had hoped-"
"To help us understand this whole Rez thing, right? We know. We"re glad you do. Because we"re all really worried about this rumor. Because it seems like it started here, and this Rei Toei"s a local product, so if anybody can tell us what"s going on, it"s you."
The silver robot said nothing. It was expressionless as ever, but Chia took the clock away just to be sure,
"That"s why I"m here," Chia said. "To find out if it"s true he wants to marry her."
She sensed a general uneasiness. The six girls were looking at the texture-mapped tatami, unwilling to meet her eye. She wanted to look at Mitsuko, but it would have been too obvious.
"We are an official chapter," Hiromi said. "We have the honor of working closely with actual employees of the band. Their publicists are also concerned with the rumor you mention, and they have requested that we a.s.sist them in seeing that it not spread further."
"Spread? It"s been on the net for a week!"
"It is rumor only."
"Then they should issue a denial."
"Denial would add weight to the rumor."
"The posting said that Rez had announced that he was in love with
100 William Gibson Rd Toe~, that he was going to marry her. There was a long quote." Chia was definitely starting to get the feeling that something was wrong here. This was not what she"d come all this physical distance for; she might as well have been sitting in her bedroom in Seattle.
"We think that the original posting was a hoax. It would not be the first."
"You think? Doesn"t that mean you don"t know?"
"Our sources within the organization a.s.sure us there is no cause for concern,"
"Spin control," Chia said.
"You imply that Lo/Rez employees are lying to us?"
"Look," Chia said, "I"m as into the band as anybody. I came all this way, right? But the people
who work for them are just people who work for them. If Rez gets up in a club one night, takes the mike, and announces that he"s in love with this idoru and swears he"s going to marry her, the PR people are going to say whatever they think they have to say."
"But you have no evidence that any of this occurred. Only an anonymous posting, claiming to be a transcription of a recording made in a club in Shinjuku."
"Monkey Boxing." We looked it up; it"s there."
"Really? Perhaps you should go there."
"Why?"
"There is no longer a club called Monkey Boxing."
"There isn"t?"
"Clubs in Shinjuku are extremely short-lived. There is no Monkey Boxing." All of Hiromi"s smug satisfaction came through in the Sandbenders" translation.
Chia stared at the smooth silver Ece. Stonewalling b.i.t.c.h. What to do? What would Zona Rosa do if she were in Chia"s place? Something symbolically violent, Chia decided. But that wasn"t her style,
"Thank you," Chia said. "We just wanted to make sure it wasn"t happening. Sorry I hit on you that way, but we had to be certain. If 3 you say it"s not happening, we"ll accept that. We all care about Rez 0
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and the rest of the band, and we know you do too." Chia added a bow of her own, one that seemed to take Hiromi off guard.
Now it was the robot"s turn to hesitate. She hadn"t expected Chia to just roll over that way. "Our friends in the Lo/Rez organization are very concerned that this pointless hoax not affect the public"s perception of Rez. You are aware that there has always been a tendency to portray him as the most creative but least stable member of the band."
This last, at least, was true, though Rez"s style of instability was fairly mild, compared with most of his pop-cultural forebears. He had never been arrested, never spent a night in jail. But he was still the one most likely to get into trouble. It had always been part of his charm.
"Sure," Chia said, playing along, relishing the uncertainty she was sure she was causing Hirorni.
"And they try to make Lo out as some kind of boring techie, the practical one, but we know that isn"t true either." She tagged it with a smile.
"Yes," Hiromi said, "of course. But you are satisfied, then? You will explain to your chapter that this was all the result of some prank, and that all is well with Rez?"
"If you say so," Chia said, "absolutely. And if that settles it, then I"ve got three more days to kill in j.a.pan."
"To kill?"
"Idiom," Chia said. "Free time. Mitsuko says I ought to see Kyoto.",
"Kyoto is very beautiful.
"I"m on my way," Chia said. "Thanks for putting this site together for our meeting. It"s really great, and if you"ll save it, I"d love to access it later with the rest of my chapter. Maybe we could all get together here when I"m back in Seattle, introduce our chapters."
"Yes Hiromi definitely didn"t know what to make ofChia"s att.i.tude.
So worry about it, Chia thought.