Carstairs pointed out, that was _his_ business.
Mine was to gird my loins at Lucille"s and Redfern"s, in order to become a Brightener. For my pendulum was ticking regularly now. I was no longer down and out. I was up and in. Elizabeth, Princess di Miramare, was spoiling for her first job.
CHAPTER III
THUNDERBOLT SIX
Looking back through my twenty-one-and-three-quarter years, I divide my life, up to date, into thunderbolts.
Thunderbolt One: Death of my Father and Mother.
Thunderbolt Two: Spy Night at the Abbey.
Thunderbolt Three: My Marriage to Paolo di Miramare.
Thunderbolt Four: The "Double Blow."
Thunderbolt Five: Beggary!
Which brings me along the road to Thunderbolt Six.
Mrs. Percy-Hogge was, and is, exactly what you would think from her name; which is why I don"t care to dwell at length on the few months I spent brightening her at Bath. It was bad enough _living_ them!
Now, if I were a Hogge instead of a Courtenaye, plus Miramare, I would _be_ one, plain, unadulterated, and unadorned. _She_ adulterated her Hogg with an "e," and adorned it with a "Percy," her late husband"s Christian name. He being in heaven or somewhere, the hyphen couldn"t hurt him; and with it, and his money, _and_ Me, she began at Bath the attempt to live down the past of a mere margarine-making Hogg. Whole bunches of Grandmother"s friends were in the Bath zone just then, which is why I chose it, and they were so touched by my widow"s weeds that they were charming to Mrs. P.-H. in order to please me. As most of them--though stuffy--were t.i.tled, and there were two Marchionesses and one d.u.c.h.ess, the result for Mrs. Percy-Hogge was brilliant. She, who had never before known any one above a knight-ess, was in Paradise. She had taken a fine old Georgian house, furnished from bas.e.m.e.nt to attic by Mallet, and had launched invitations for a dinner-party "to meet the Dowager-d.u.c.h.ess of Stoke," when--bang fell Thunderbolt Six!
Naturally it fell on me, not her, as thunderbolts have no affinity for Hoggs. It fell in the shape of a telegram from Mrs. Carstairs.
She wired:
Come London immediately, for consultation. Terrible theft at Abbey.
Barlows drugged and bound by burglars. Both prostrated. Affair serious. Let me know train. Will meet. Love.
CAROLINE CARSTAIRS.
I wired in return that I would catch the first train, and caught it. The old lady kept her word also, and met me. Before her car had whirled us to Berkeley Square I had got the whole story out of her; which was well, as an ordeal awaited me, and I needed time to camouflage my feelings.
I had been sent for in haste because the news of the burglary was not to leak into the papers until, as Mrs. Carstairs expressed it, "those most concerned had come to some sort of understanding." "You see," she added, "this isn"t an ordinary theft. There are wheels within wheels, and the insurance people will kick up a row rather than pay. That"s why we must talk everything over; you, and Sir James, and Henry--and Henry is never _quite_ complete without me, so I intend to be in the offing."
I knew she wouldn"t stay there; but that was a detail!
The robbery had taken place the night before, and Sir James himself had been the one to discover it. Complication number one (as you"ll see in a minute).
He, being now "demobbed" and a man of leisure, instead of reopening his flat in town, had taken up quarters at Courtenaye Coombe to superintend the repairs at the Abbey. His ex-cowboy habits being energetic, he usually walked the two miles from the village, and appeared on the scene ahead of the workmen.
This morning he arrived before seven o"clock, and went, according to custom, to beg a cup of coffee from Mrs. Barlow. She and her husband occupied the bedroom and sitting room which had been the housekeeper"s; but at that hour the two were invariably in the kitchen. Sir Jim let himself in with his key, and marched straight to that part of the house.
He was surprised to find the kitchen shutters closed and the range fireless. Suspecting something wrong, he went to the bedroom door and knocked. He got no answer; but a second, harder rap produced a m.u.f.fled moan. The door was not locked. He opened it, and was horrified at what he saw: Mrs. Barlow, on the bed, gagged and bound; her husband in the same condition, but lying on the floor; and the atmosphere of the closed room heavy with the fumes of chloroform.
It was Mrs. Barlow who managed to answer the knock with a moan. Barlow was deeper under the spell of the drug than she, and--it appeared afterward--in a more serious condition of collapse.
The old couple had no story to tell, for they recalled nothing of what had happened. They had made the rounds of the house as usual at night, and had then gone to bed. Barlow did not wake from his stupor until the village doctor came to revive him with stimulants, and Mrs. Barlow"s first gleam of consciousness was when she dimly heard Sir James knocking. She strove to call out, felt aware of illness, realized with terror that her mouth was distended with a gag, and struggled to utter the faint groan which reached his ears.
As soon as Sir Jim had attended to the sufferers, he hurried out, and, finding that the workmen had arrived, rushed one of them back to Courtenaye Coombe for the doctor and the village nurse. The moment he (Sir Jim) was free to do so, he started on a voyage of discovery round the house, and soon learned that a big haul had been brought off. The things taken were small in size but in value immense, and circ.u.mstantial evidence suggested that the thief or thieves knew precisely what they wanted as well as where to get it.
In the picture gallery a portrait of King Charles I (given by himself to a General Courtenaye of the day) had been cleverly cut out of its frame, also a sketch of the Long Water at Hampton Court, painted and signed by King Charles. The green drawing room was deprived of its chief treasure, a quaint sampler embroidered by the hand of Mary Queen of Scots for her "faithful John Courtenaye." From the Chinese boudoir a Buddha of the Ming period was gone, and a jewel box of marvellous red lacquer presented by Li Hung Chang to my grandmother. The silver cabinet in the oak dining room had been broken open, and a teapot, sugar bowl, and cream-jug, given by Queen Anne to an ancestress, were absent. The China cabinet in the same room was bared of a set of green-and-gold coffee cups presented by Napoleon I to a French great-great-grandmother of mine; and from the big dining hall adjoining, a Gobelin panel, woven for the Empress Josephine, after the wedding picture by David, had vanished.
A few _bibelots_ were missing also, here and there; snuff boxes of Beau Nash and Beau Brummel; miniatures, old paste brooches and buckles reminiscent of Courtenaye beauties; and a fat watch that had belonged to George IV.
"All my pet things!" I mourned.
"Don"t say that to any one except me," advised Mrs. Carstairs. "My dear, _bits of a letter torn into tiny pieces--a letter from you--were found in the Chinese Room_, and the Insurance people will be hatefully inquisitive!"
"You don"t mean to insinuate that they"ll suspect me?" I blazed at her.
"Not of stealing the things with your own hands; and if they did, you could easily prove an alibi, I suppose. Still, they"re bound to follow up every clue, and bits of paper with your writing on them, apparently dropped by the thieves, _do_ form a tempting clue. You can"t help admitting it."
I did not admit it in the least, for at first glance I couldn"t see where the "temptation" lay to steal one"s own belongings. But Mrs.
Carstairs soon made me see. Though the things were mine in a way, in another way they were not mine. Being heirlooms, I could not profit by them financially, in the open. Yet if I could cause them to disappear, without being detected, I should receive the insurance money with one hand, and rake in with the other a large bribe from some supposit.i.tious purchaser.
"On the contrary, why shouldn"t our brave Bart be suspected of precisely the same fraud, and more of it?" I inquired. "If I could steal the things, so could he. If they"re my pets, they may be his. And he was on the spot, with a lot of workmen in his pay! Surely such circ.u.mstantial evidence against him weighs more heavily in the scales than a mere sc.r.a.p of paper against me? I"ve written Sir Jim once or twice, by the way, on business about the Abbey since I"ve been in Bath. All he"d have to do would be to tear a letter up small enough, so it couldn"t be pieced together and make sense----"
"n.o.body"s weighing anything in scales against either of you--yet,"
soothed Mrs. Carstairs, "unless you"re doing it against each other! But we don"t know what may happen. That"s why it seemed best for you and Sir James to come together and exchange blows--I mean, _views_!--at once. He called my husband up by long-distance telephone early this morning, told him what had happened, and had a pow-wow on ways and means. They decided not to inform the police, but to save publicity and engage a private detective. In fact, Sir J---- asked Henry to send a good man to the Abbey by the quickest train. He went--the man, I mean, not Henry; and the head of his firm ought to arrive at our flat in a few minutes now, to meet you and Sir James."
"Sir James! Even a galloping cowboy can"t be in London and Devonshire at the same moment."
"Oh, I forgot to mention, he must have travelled up by _your_ train. I suppose you didn"t see him?"
"I did not!"
"He was probably in a smoking carriage. Well, anyhow, he"ll soon be with us."
"Stop the taxi!" I broke in; and stopped it myself by tapping on the window behind the chauffeur.
"Good heavens! what"s the matter?" gasped my companion.
"Nothing. I want to inquire the name of that firm of private detectives Sir James Courtenaye got Mr. Carstairs to engage."
"Pemberton. You must have seen it advertised. But why stop the taxi to ask that?"
"I stopped the taxi to get out, and let you run home alone while I find another cab to take me to another detective. You see, I didn"t want to go to the same firm."
"Isn"t one firm of detectives enough at one time, on one job?"