The Buggiest System

Zhou Jiahao was a firm cat enthusiast. However, that didn"t stop him from stealing their G.o.d- I mean, food!

The egg that was being worshipped by the cats was s.n.a.t.c.hed by a ma.s.sive human hand! They immediately became angry and jumped towards Zhou Jiahao.

"Aah!"

Seeing this, Zhou Jiahao couldn"t help but get scared. These were cats, natural predators, felines like tigers and lions... there were too many reasons for him to feel scared to list them all!

He quickly tore off a part of the egg and threw it towards the six-strong h.o.a.rd of cats. When they saw a small piece of their G.o.d, the cats" eyes all followed it.

Zhou Jiahao quickly closed the door. He couldn"t harm cats, so the only thing he could do was give them a part of the egg back.

He let out a sigh of relief as he raised the egg to match his eyes. The egg was very dirty. There were traces of dust, soil, rat droppings, etc.

Despite the variety of disgusting things sticking on the egg, Zhou Jiahao"s curiosity couldn"t be satiated without just one bite from it.

He looked for the part where it looked the least dirty.

"There!"

After finding the "clean" spot, Zhou Jiahao lowered the egg to the level of his mouth and moved it closer to him.

The egg touched his lips. Zhou Jiahao opened his mouth and hesitantly let his tongue out.

His tongue touched the egg. At this moment, the tongue sent the information of what it tasted like to Zhou Jiahao"s brain to process it.

A feeling of ecstasy quickly rose up in Zhou Jiahao"s mind. It tasted... so good!

Zhou Jiahao couldn"t hold himself back as he gobbled up the rest of the egg. Even though it"s dirty, it still tasted so good!

He suddenly felt his mouth wanting more of that deliciousness. He looked outside to look for the piece that he threw away. The cats were still worshipping it.

Meanwhile, the blue-eyed cat was looking at his people while it was slowly eating its own egg slice.

This cat obviously knew better, savoring every little piece of the fried egg. Every second, it would lower its head to eat a small fraction of the egg.

Zhou Jiahao saw that the egg he so craved for was there, in the hands of the cats. "How... wasteful!"

He charged in!

Scratch! Scratch!

"Ouch- Ai! F**k!"

He retreated!

He quickly closed the door once again. Actually, it wasn"t that he didn"t want to hurt the cats, it was just that he was too scared to!

"Hah... who cooked the egg?"

After a while, he gave up stealing the cat"s egg and instead contemplated on how to get more. He thought about the source of such a delicious egg...

"Wait, Lei... threw it away, right?"

As he thought more, his son did indeed throw it away. Maybe he was the one who cooked the egg! He looked at the clock on the wall... it was just 11:00 pm!

Zhou Jiahao went to his son"s room and opened the door without hesitation. Inside, he saw Zhou Lei lying on the bed with his eyes closed. He was already sleeping!

In desperate need of another fried egg that tasted as good as the one before, Zhou Jiahao Impatiently walked in and shook his son to wake him up.

Zhou Lei was enjoying his night"s sleep, waiting for his handsomeness to return the next day. He had a blissful dream about how he had a harem of all the school beauties!

He would also act like a j.a.panese MC!

In all of the harem anime, manga, and light novels that he read, this type of MC was always present. He would be oblivious to the s.e.xual tension between him and all of the girls.

He would get stuck in one of the lockers in the girls" locker room because the girls returned, he would walk in on one of the girls in the bathroom, or changing, etc.

This dream was quickly ended by his father"s fierce shaking.

"Lei, Lei! I need to ask something of you. Cook me an egg. Lei! Cook me one now!"

His father"s shaking, combined with his incessant shouting, made Zhou Lei unable to sleep. He reluctantly sat up and looked at his father with contempt.

"Hah, f**k, why?!"

"What is it, dad?"

"I said, cook me an egg right now! It"s too delicious!"