"The man. No, it"s in the bag. Both of "em," she cried.
At this moment her husband appeared at the door, with blood streaming from his nose. "They"ve killed Samuel," cried his horrified wife, running to him; but the policeman, though he wore the badge of St. John of Jerusalem on his arm, dashed down the street after the lady.
By the time he returned, after a fruitless pursuit, Mr. Jeckell"s nose had stopped bleeding. "Did you hever?" said the porter. "What the blazes did she mean by first givin" the alarm and then aidin" and abettin"? And she looked so innercent-like, too. The first hartist as I"ve ever encouraged, and the larst. Whatever will Mr. Toft say, Maria? It"s as much as my place is worth. After all these years of faithful service, too!"
But Mr. Toft was less demonstrative than might have been expected.
The next gathering of the Burglars" Club proved the most important in the history of the Club since its foundation. Every detail of it is firmly impressed on the memory of each member present; yet they never by any chance refer to that meeting. One and all would like to forget it--if they could.
It was held at Marmaduke Percy"s rooms, his Grace of Dorchester, the President of the year, being in the chair.
The Secretary read the minutes, and concluded: "The business of the evening is the payment of an entrance fee--the Nelson Goblet of the Fellmongers" Company--by Martin Legendre Craven, fourth Baron Horton, a cadet member of the Club."
Lord Horton entered, bowed, and amidst general applause, placed on the table a richly-chased goblet of gold.
"Lord Horton"s entrance fee being paid," said the President, "I now move that he be enrolled as a full member." Carried unanimously.
"My lord, you are one of us."
Lord Horton advanced to the table and looked round with calm deliberation. He was a notable man--the best amateur low comedian of his day, a traveller who had pressed far into Thibet, a diplomatist at the mention of whose name the Turk shifted uneasily in his seat and fixed his eyes despondently on the floor. He had won his V.C. in China.
He had done many things.
"Your Grace, my lords and gentlemen," he said. "I thank you. In accordance with the usual custom of your Club I will explain how I have been able to fulfil my appointed duty. I received an intimation that the Nelson Goblet of the Fellmongers" Company was my entrance fee, and at once took steps to procure it. The matter was hardly difficult. A list of the Company showed me that the treasurer and plate-keeper was a certain Mr. Toft. The directory informed me that he was a steam-tug owner and a contractor to the Admiralty. Inquiry there told me he was under suspicion of bribery and corruption. I played on this little weakness of his, and, if I am not mistaken, I frightened him into the paths of virtue for the rest of his days. In return, he lent me the key of the plate safe of his Company. In broad daylight I proceeded for my booty. To my surprise, I found that I was expected. Someone had placed an agent on the spot to warn the custodian of the building of my intention. An alarm was raised. My lords and gentlemen, at whose instigation was that alarm raised?"
Lord Horton paused. Members looked at each other in mystified amazement.
What on earth was he driving at? Was he waiting for a reply?
The silence grew painful. "Who instigated that alarm?" again the speaker asked.
A voice replied, "Presumably Mr. Toft."
""Presumably Mr. Toft." Sir Francis Marwood, I thank you for the suggestion. To continue. An alarm was raised by the agent of someone unknown. This agent was a lady who did not know that she was betraying an old friend. A minute later we were face to face. Instantly she pierced through my disguise, and by her presence of mind and fertility of resource alone did I escape."
"Like Sir Francis Marwood, I thought my betrayer was Mr. Toft, and I hastened to interview that gentleman. I found him in a state of extreme nervous prostration, but I left him convinced that it was not he who had betrayed me. So your suggestion, Sir Francis Marwood, is wrong. Can you give me another clue?"
Sir Francis did not reply. He looked uncomfortable at the attention bestowed upon his remark.
"My next step was to trace the lady who had helped me. That also was not difficult. I did not know she was in England, but being here I concluded that the Foreign Office would have her address. I was not mistaken. I found my friend, and learnt that she had her instructions to raise an alarm from--mark the name well, gentlemen--from Sir Francis Marwood, a member of this Club."
Had a live sh.e.l.l fallen into their midst it would probably have caused less consternation than did this announcement. There was an involuntary exclamation from everyone. For a moment all eyes were fixed on Sir Francis. Then each man drew himself up and stared blankly into s.p.a.ce.
"The fame of your Club had reached me, and the novelty of its membership appealed to me." Again Lord Horton was speaking. "I felt that its risks would give a pleasing zest to civilian life, but I did not know that members were allowed to pay off old scores on each other through its medium. Last year I considered it my duty to advise against Sir Francis Marwood"s appointment to Lisbon. This was his revenge. I was prepared to run any and all risks from without, but did not antic.i.p.ate betrayal from within. Gentlemen, you have done me the honour to elect me as a member of your Club. I have paid my subscription. Now I beg to tender my resignation."
"No, no!" responded on all sides. Then cries of "Marwood! Marwood!"
"Order!" called the Duke. "Sir Francis Marwood, we are waiting."
Sir Francis rose. He was a man of some distinction in the diplomatic world.
"Gentlemen," he said, making a desperate attempt to speak his words lightly; "I really did not antic.i.p.ate the matter would be taken up in this serious way. I do not dispute the accuracy of Lord Horton"s statement, though I absolutely deny the motive he has ascribed to me.
The reason of my action was simple. This Club was formed by us, not merely for pa.s.sing time, but for keeping up our wits in degenerate days.
To such a man as Lord Horton I felt that the purloining of the Fellmongers" Goblet must fall flat indeed. I have read the marvellous account of his adventures in Thibet, and I felt that some further spice of danger in this particular affair was necessary to make it worthy of Lord Horton"s reputation. I took the liberty of supplying it, though perhaps in so doing I exceeded my rights. If so, I tender my regrets."
Sir Francis resumed his seat amidst loudly expressed disapprobation.
The President rose. "Gentlemen," he said, "you have heard Lord Horton"s charge and Sir Francis Marwood"s reply. Our Club can exist only as long as there is absolute good faith between its members, and I never dreamt of anything less than this being possible. Two duties are obviously mine. The first, Sir Francis Marwood, is to inform you that you are no longer a member of the Club. The second is to express our sincere regrets to Lord Horton, and our earnest hope that he will reconsider his resignation."
Sir Francis rose, pale and defiant. "So be it, Duke. Some day you may regret this. Horton, you and I have a big score to wipe out now." Then, with an ugly sneer, "It is hardly necessary to say that the F.O. will no longer require the services of a lady who cannot be depended upon; but Lord Horton"s interest will no doubt find her another situation."
"Stop!" thundered Horton. "A lady has been mentioned. Two years ago this same lady saved my life in Russia. I asked her to marry me, and she refused, because, absurdly enough, she thought it would spoil my career.
We did not meet again till yesterday. Marwood, instead of an injury, you did me the greatest service in the world.
"A week ago I was offered the post of British Agent at Kabul. It was a post after my own heart, but single-handed I should have failed in it.
With this lady as my wife anything would be possible. Yesterday I begged her to reconsider her decision, and to help me in my career. I am proud to say she consented. We are to be married at once. Because bachelors alone are eligible as members of your Club, I am forced to confirm my resignation. Gentlemen, and Sir Francis Marwood, good-evening."
Thus did Lord Horton leave the Burglars" Club for married life, happiness, and his brilliant after-career.
V.
AN OUNCE OF RADIUM.
"IT seems likely," said the President, with singular irrelevance, "that there will be a slump in radium."
"All South Africans are down," remarked Chillingford gloomily. "What in the world are you fellows laughing at?"
"It isn"t a mine, Tommy. It"s a horse. Won the n.o.bel Stakes," Marmaduke Percy called out.
"Order, gentlemen, if you please," continued the President. "I was remarking on the probability of a slump in radium. This is what to-day"s paper says:
""896,000 was recently quoted as the market price for a single pound of radium. We suggest that it would be advisable for any holder to realise promptly, as Professor Blyth has discovered a method of obtaining this remarkable element from a substance other than pitch-blende. He has already isolated one ounce avoirdupois--at yesterday"s price worth 56,000--which has been exhibited to a select number of scientists at his laboratory at Harlesden Green.
""It seems likely that radium will no longer remain the toy of the conversazione, but that it will take its place among the great forces of civilisation. As a moderate-sized cube of it is sufficient to warm the dining-room of an average ratepayer for something like two thousand years, we shall no doubt find in this element the motive power of the future. The smoke nuisance of our great towns will disappear, ocean coaling stations will no longer be necessary, and incidentally about a million workers in the coal trade will be thrown out of employment."
"This, gentlemen, is from the _Daily Argus_ of to-day."
"Take your word for it, old man," "Carried _nem. con._," and sundry other similar cries greeted the speaker.
The Duke waved his hand disparagingly. "Our secretary informs me," he went on, "that the subscription of Major Everett Anstruther is now due.
It is suggested that he should produce this 56,000 worth of radium at our next meeting in payment thereof; although I believe that is something less than the value of membership of our Club."
That is why, on April 4th last, Major Everett Anstruther climbed the wall at the back of Professor Blyth"s house at Harlesden.
His methods were those of the average burglar. He forced back the catch of one of the windows, drew up the sash, and stepped gently down from the window-sill into the room.
He was in the Professor"s laboratory, a one-storeyed building joined to the dwelling-house by a corridor.