POLLY. Yes, ma"am.
MRS. S. Do you know how to make the tea?
POLLY. Yes, ma"am.
MRS. S. How do you make it?
POLLY. With water, ma"am.
MRS. S. Anything else?
POLLY. No, ma"am.
MRS. S. Oh, Polly! you are hopeless.
POLLY. Yes, ma"am.
MRS. S. What do you make the tea with, stupid?
POLLY. The kettle, ma"am.
MRS. S. And what else?
POLLY. The teapot, ma"am.
MRS. S. And what inside the teapot?
POLLY [_thinks a minute, then triumphantly_]. Water, ma"am.
MRS. S. Anything else?
POLLY. Tea, ma"am!
MRS. S. Of course. Now mind you don"t forget, and have everything ready, as the party will be here in a minute: and I"ll go and put on my best cap. [_Exit._
POLLY [_stands for a minute with the kettle in her hands, trying to remember_]. Let me see ... Oh yes, the tea.
[_She puts many spoonfuls of tea into the kettle, and then water, shakes the kettle to see if there"s water in it, pours some water into the teapot; then, as she is standing with the kettle in her hand, MRS. S. comes in quickly with a gorgeous cap on._
MRS. S. I see them coming across the green! Quick, Polly, put the kettle on, we"ll all have tea. [_A knock at the door. MRS. S. goes and opens it._] Good afternoon, Mrs. Brown, Mrs. Jennings, Mrs. Crabstick!
MRS. J. [_brightly_]. Good afternoon to you, I"m sure.
MRS. B. [_composed_]. Good afternoon, Mrs. Smiler.
MRS. C. [_coldly_]. Afternoon.
MRS. J. [_brightly_]. Good afternoon, Mrs. Smiler, and hoping you keep well.
MRS. S. Yes, thank you. I have my worries, of course, like the rest of us.
MRS. C. [_grimly_]. We all have. It"s a weary world.
MRS. J. Oh, Mrs. Crabstick, cheer up, just when we"ve come to such a nice tea-party.
MRS. C. I depend on my tea.
MRS. B. Oh, of course; so do I.
MRS. J. We all do.
MRS. S. Well, I hope you"ll get it as you like it to-day.
MRS. C. One doesn"t get what one"s used to out of their own house, but if you come out to tea one must make the best of it.
MRS. J. [_to_ MRS. S.]. And your little maid, Sukey, makes such good tea.
MRS. S. Yes, she does, but to-day she"s out. I"m afraid she must have had a tumble off her bicycle.
MRS. C. Bicycle indeed! In my young days feet were good enough.
MRS. J. [_laughing_]. Quite true, Mrs. Crabstick. If we had been meant to go on bicycles we should be born with wheels instead of legs.
MRS. B. Ah, it"s a weary world.
MRS. S. Oh dear me, Mrs. Crabstick, don"t be so gloomy. I"ve got another little maid to take Sukey"s place this afternoon. You"ll get your tea all the same. The kettle"s boiling now. Polly, is everything ready?
POLLY. Yes, ma"am.
[_She brings in the teapot, the guests sit round the table, MRS.
S. at the head of it. Kettle on fire._
MRS. S. Now, I"ll help you first, Mrs. Crabstick. I know you depend so much on your tea.
[_Pours out: water only comes out of the pot._
MRS. S. Oh!
MRS. J. There"s only water in the teapot.
MRS. B. There"s no tea in it.
MRS. S. Oh dear, what can have happened? Polly!
POLLY. Yes, ma"am.
MRS. S. There"s no tea in the teapot.
POLLY. No, ma"am.