Mr. Worters, as if speaking to himself, now observed: "My goodness! My goodness! How land has risen! Perfectly astounding."
I saw that he was in need of a Boswell, so I said: "Has it, indeed?"
"My dear Inskip. Guess what I could have got that wood for ten years ago! But I refused. Guess why."
We could not guess why.
"Because the transaction would not have been straight." A most becoming blush spread over his face as he uttered the n.o.ble word. "Not straight.
Straight legally. But not morally straight. We were to force the hands of the man who owned it. I refused. The others--decent fellows in their way--told me I was squeamish. I said, "Yes. Perhaps I am. My name is plain Harcourt Worters--not a well-known name if you go outside the City and my own country, but a name which, where it is known, carries, I flatter myself, some weight. And I will not sign my name to this. That is all. Call me squeamish if you like. But I will not sign. It is just a fad of mine. Let us call it a fad."" He blushed again. Ford believes that his guardian blushes all over--if you could strip him and make him talk n.o.bly he would look like a boiled lobster. There is a picture of him in this condition in the note-book.
"So the man who owned it then didn"t own it now?" said Miss Beaumont, who had followed the narrative with some interest.
"Oh, no!" said Mr. Worters.
"Why no!" said Mrs. Worters absently, as she hunted in the gra.s.s for her knitting-needle. "Of course not. It belongs to the widow."
"Tea!" cried her son, springing vivaciously to his feet. "I see tea and I want it. Come, mother. Come along, Evelyn. I can tell you it"s no joke, a hard day in the battle of life. For life is practically a battle. To all intents and purposes a battle. Except for a few lucky fellows who can read books, and so avoid the realities. But I----"
His voice died away as he escorted the two ladies over the smooth lawn and up the stone steps to the terrace, on which the footman was placing tables and little chairs and a silver kettle-stand. More ladies came out of the house. We could just hear their shouts of excitement as they also were told of the purchase of Other Kingdom.
I like Ford. The boy has the makings of a scholar and--though for some reason he objects to the word--of a gentleman. It amused me now to see his lip curl with the vague cynicism of youth. He cannot understand the footman and the solid silver kettle-stand. They make him cross. For he has dreams--not exactly spiritual dreams: Mr. Worters is the man for those--but dreams of the tangible and the actual robust dreams, which take him, not to heaven, but to another earth. There are no footmen in this other earth, and the kettle-stands, I suppose, will not be made of silver, and I know that everything is to be itself, and not practically something else. But what this means, and, if it means anything, what the good of it is, I am not prepared to say. For though I have just said "there is value in dreams," I only said it to silence old Mrs. Worters.
"Go ahead, man! We can"t have tea till we"ve got through something."
He turned his chair away from the terrace, so that he could sit looking at the meadows and at the stream that runs through the meadows, and at the beech-trees of Other Kingdom that rise beyond the stream. Then, most gravely and admirably, he began to construe the Eclogues of Virgil.
II
Other Kingdom Copse is just like any other beech copse, and I am therefore spared the fatigue of describing it. And the stream in front of it, like many other streams, is not crossed by a bridge in the right place, and you must either walk round a mile or else you must paddle.
Miss Beaumont suggested that we should paddle.
Mr. Worters accepted the suggestion tumultuously. It only became evident gradually that he was not going to adopt it.
"What fun! what fun! We will paddle to your kingdom. If only--if only it wasn"t for the tea-things."
"But you can carry the tea-things on your back."
"Why, yes! so I can. Or the servants could,"
"Harcourt--no servants. This is my picnic, and my wood. I"m going to settle everything. I didn"t tell you: I"ve got all the food. I"ve been in the village with Mr. Ford."
"In the village----?"
"Yes, We got biscuits and oranges and half a pound of tea. That"s all you"ll have. He carried them up. And he"ll carry them over the stream. I want you just to lend me some tea-things--not the best ones. I"ll take care of them. That"s all."
"Dear creature...."
"Evelyn," said Mrs. Worters, "how much did you and Jack pay for that tea?"
"For the half-pound, tenpence."
Mrs. Worters received the announcement in gloomy silence.
"Mother!" cried Mr. Worters. "Why, I forgot! How could we go paddling with mother?"
"Oh, but, Mrs. Worters, we could carry you over."
"Thank you, dearest child. I am sure you could."
"Alas! alas! Evelyn. Mother is laughing at us. She would sooner die than be carried. And alas! there are my sisters, and Mrs. Osgood: she has a cold, tiresome woman. No: we shall have to go round by the bridge."
"But some of us----" began Ford. His guardian cut him short with a quick look.
So we went round--a procession of eight. Miss Beaumont led us. She was full of fun--at least so I thought at the time, but when I reviewed her speeches afterwards I could not find in them anything amusing. It was all this kind of thing: "Single file! Pretend you"re in church and don"t talk. Mr. Ford, turn out your toes. Harcourt--at the bridge throw to the Naiad a pinch of tea. She has a headache. She has had a headache for nineteen hundred years." All that she said was quite stupid. I cannot think why I liked it at the time.
As we approached the copse she said, "Mr. Inskip, sing, and we"ll sing after you: Ah you silly a.s.s G.o.ds lve in woods." I cleared my throat and gave out the abominable phrase, and we all chanted it as if it were a litany. There was something attractive about Miss Beaumont. I was not surprised that Harcourt had picked her out of "Ireland" and had brought her home, without money, without connections, almost without antecedents, to be his bride. It was daring of him, but he knew himself to be a daring fellow. She brought him nothing; but that he could afford, he had so vast a surplus of spiritual and commercial goods. "In time," I heard him tell his mother, "in time Evelyn will repay me a thousandfold." Meanwhile there was something attractive about her. If it were my place to like people, I could have liked her very much.
"Stop singing!" she cried. We had entered the wood. "Welcome, all of you." We bowed. Ford, who had not been laughing, bowed down to the ground. "And now be seated. Mrs. Worters--will you sit there--against that tree with a green trunk? It will show up your beautiful dress."
"Very well, dear, I will," said Mrs. Worters.
"Anna--there. Mr. Inskip next to her. Then Ruth and Mrs. Osgood. Oh, Harcourt--do sit a little forward, so that you"ll hide the house. I don"t want to see the house at all."
"I won"t!" laughed her lover, "I want my back against a tree, too."
"Miss Beaumont," asked Ford, "where shall I sit?" He was standing at attention, like a soldier.
"Oh, look at all these Worters!" she cried, "and one little Ford in the middle of them!" For she was at that state of civilization which appreciates a pun.
"Shall I stand. Miss Beaumont? Shall I hide the house from you if I stand?"
"Sit down. Jack, you baby!" cried his guardian, breaking in with needless asperity. "Sit down!"
"He may just as well stand if he will," said she. "Just pull back your soft hat, Mr. Ford. Like a halo. Now you hide even the smoke from the chimneys. And it makes you look beautiful."
"Evelyn! Evelyn! You are too hard on the boy. You"ll tire him. He"s one of those bookworms. He"s not strong. Let him sit down."
"Aren"t you strong?" she asked.
"I am strong!" he cried. It is quite true. Ford has no right to be strong, but he is. He never did his dumb-bells or played in his school fifteen. But the muscles came. He thinks they came while he was reading Pindar.
"Then you may just as well stand, if you will."
"Evelyn! Evelyn! childish, selfish maiden! If poor Jack gets tired I will take his place. Why don"t you want to see the house? Eh?"