We sat in high chairs with pictures of ships painted on backs and arms, while we lunched off willow-patterned plates, drank delicious coffee out of cups with feet, and stirred it with antique silver spoons, small enough for children"s playthings. Afterwards the old lady with the helmet, and the pretty daughter-in-law were persuaded to show their winter wardrobes, which consisted mostly of petticoats. There were dozens, some knitted of heavy wool, some quilted in elaborate patterns, and some of thick, fleecy cloth; but there was not one weighing less than three pounds.
"Do ask how many they wear at a time?" the Chaperon commanded, no doubt with a thought for her mysterious note-book, about which I often wonder.
"I wear eight, summer and winter," replied the old lady. "My daughter-in-law is of the younger generation, and does not put on more than six. Little Maria is allowed only four; it is better for children not to carry much weight."
The girls looked petrified. "What martyrdom!" exclaimed Nell. "Even the Duke of Alva couldn"t have subjected Dutch women to much worse torture than that. Eight of these knitted and wadded petticoats in summer! It"s being buried alive up to the waist. In the name of civilization, _why_ do they do it?"
I pa.s.sed on the question to the old lady. She and her daughter-in-law received it gravely, thought it over for a moment, and then replied----
"But we must do it, mynheer; it is the mode. It has always been the mode."
"Talk of slaves of fashion!" muttered Nell. "If you want to find them, don"t look in London or Paris or New York, but among the peasantry of Holland!"
Not one of the three could recover from the shock. They seemed stunned, as if all the petticoats at once had fallen from the shelves onto their heads and overwhelmed them; and even when we had said good-by to Wilhelminaberg, they talked in hushed tones of what it must feel like to be clothed in eight petticoats. They would probably have gone on discussing the subject in all its phases, until we regained the boat, if something had not happened. It was just after we pa.s.sed the bandstand in the meer, and Starr had wondered aloud if the inhabitants of Broek ever did revel so giddily and publicly as to come outside their gardens to hear music, when there was a loud splash, followed by a cry.
The splash was Tibe"s, the cry his mistress"s, and in an instant we were in a flutter, for the dog was in the lake.
Close to sh.o.r.e the water is coated over with lily-pads, mingling with a bright green, beady vegetation; and Tibe mistook it for a meadow.
Standing at a considerable elevation on the road above, he leaped down with happy confidence, only to be deceived as many wiser than he have been, by appearances. Bulldogs have virtues all their own, but they are not spaniels; and there was despair in Tibe"s brown eyes, as he threw one last look of appeal at his friends before disappearing under the green carpet.
Up he came in a second, covered with green beads, his black mouth choked with them. Although not a water-dog, instinct kept him afloat, and he began to swim awkwardly, forging farther from sh.o.r.e instead of nearer.
In a moment he had tangled his legs among thick-growing, ropey stems of water-lilies, and frightened and confused at finding himself a prisoner, went down again under the green surface.
Meanwhile his mistress was half mad with fright, and would not listen to Starr"s a.s.surance that the dog was in no danger.
"He"ll bob up serenely and swim close to us; then I"ll hook my stick in his collar and pull him out," the Mariner said cheerfully; but she pushed him away, sobbing.
Now, I never could bear to see a woman cry, even a woman in blue spectacles; so I did not wait for Tibe to come up and recover presence of mind, as he probably would, but splashed down myself onto the green carpet.
The water hardly reached to my hips, so there was no bravery in the feat, and I felt a fool as I went wading out to the spot where, by this time, the dog"s head had again appeared among the water-lily pads, the living image of a gargoyle. But as I hauled him out, with a word of encouragement, the poor chap"s grat.i.tude repaid me. Looking like a _vert-de-gris_ statue of a dog, he licked such portions of me as he could reach with a green tongue, and blessed me with his beautiful eyes.
When I had him on _terra firma_ we both shook ourselves, sending an emerald spray flying in all directions; and then abortive attempts were made to dry Tibe with the handkerchiefs of the united party. A few hurried "Thank you"s" were all I got from the Chaperon at the time, but on board "Lorelei" she had something more to say.
Before starting, I had to go to my stateroom on "Waterspin" to change wet clothes for dry ones, and when I was ready to take up my part of skipper, no one was on deck save the Chaperon and Tibe--a subdued Tibe b.u.t.toned up in a child"s cape, which his mistress insisted on buying in Amsterdam for him to wear in cold weather.
"My poor darling spattered the girls so much, that they"re below taking off their frocks," she explained. "Mr. Starr"s changing too, I think, but I waited to speak to you alone, although I am a _sight_. I have something particular to say."
I looked a question, and she went on. "I"ve always liked you, from the first. I saw you were the kind of man who could be trusted never to injure a woman, no matter what your opinion of her might be, and I"d have done you a good turn if it had come in my way; but now, after what I owe you this afternoon, I"m ready to go _out_ of my way. You won"t think I"m an interfering"--she hesitated a moment--"old thing, if I say I can guess why you are skipper--why you"re on this trip at all. Now, if you wanted to be disagreeable I expect you could say that you _know_ why I"m on board; but I don"t believe you do want to be disagreeable, do you?"
"Certainly not," said I, laughing. "And even if I did, there"s an old proverb which forbids the pot to call the kettle black."
"Oh, you and I and my dear nephew Ronny are pots and kettles together, the three of us; but our _hearts_ are all right. And talking of hearts leads up to what I want to say."
"About my job as skipper?"
"Yes."
"You say you can guess why I took it. My idea is, that you guessed the first day on board."
"Why, of _course_ I did. I saw which one of the girls it was, too, and noticed that something had gone wrong. That interested me, for I"m observant."
"You"re "a chiel amang us takkin notes.""
"Think of a Dutchman quoting that! However, even peasants in Holland break into English and German. Why shouldn"t a Jonkheer spout Burns? But let me get to my point. I haven"t found out what the trouble is, but I know you must have sinned against the girl in some way, or done something tactless, which is worse, and made her angry. Or else she felt it was her _duty_ to be angry, and has been living up to it ever since.
Talk of the "way of a man with a maid!" The way of a maid with a man is funnier and more subtle. Nell Van Buren is an adorable girl, but the more adorable a girl is, the more horried she can be."
"That _is_ subtle."
"Why, of course. What else should it be? And the whole thing"s been as good as a play to watch. I wished you well from the beginning, but I thought you capable of taking care of yourself."
"And now you"ve changed your mind?"
"I have, since yesterday. I"m sure something happened at Amsterdam in the morning, she was so different. What did you do to her?"
"I bullied her a little," I said.
"I _thought_ as much. How could you?"
"I believed it would be good for her."
"So it was. But it wasn"t good for you."
"She has been angelic since."
"That"s the danger-signal. Poor man, you couldn"t see it?"
"I was rather encouraged--though it seemed too delightful to be true," I admitted.
"Men are blind--especially when they"re in love. You understand motor-boats better than you do girls."
"I dare say," I said meekly.
"She"s so nice to you because she means to punish you by-and-by, for humbling her pride. I"m warning you, as a reward for saving my treasured lamb. If Tibe hadn"t fallen into the water, and you hadn"t pulled him out, perhaps I"d have left you to founder, and watched the fun. But now I say, take care. She"s dangerous."
"How can you tell?" I asked.
"How can I tell? Because I"m a woman, of course, and because I should act just the same--if I were young."
"Well, if you"re right, what am I to do?"
"That"s what I want to talk to you about. You must pretend to be tired of her."
"Good heavens!"
"She mustn"t see that she has any power over you. She cares for you more than she lets herself think."
"I wish to goodness I could believe that."
"There"s no use in your believing it. The thing is, to make _her_ believe it--make her find it out, with a shock. And there"s only one way of doing that."