[_He holds out his hand and she takes it. They look into one another"s eyes with grave, almost solemn affection. There is the sound outside of a car driving up._
ELIZABETH. There"s the car. Arnold"s come back. I must go and bathe my eyes. I don"t want them to see I"ve been crying.
TEDDIE. All right. [_As she is going._] Elizabeth.
ELIZABETH. [_Stopping._] What?
TEDDIE. Bless you.
ELIZABETH. [_Affectionately._] Idiot!
[_She goes out of the door and TEDDIE through the French window into the garden. For an instant the room is empty. ARNOLD comes in. He sits down and takes some papers out of his despatch-case. LADY KITTY enters. He gets up._
LADY KITTY. I saw you come in. Oh, my dear, don"t get up. There"s no reason why you should be so dreadfully polite to me.
ARNOLD. I"ve just rung for a cup of tea.
LADY KITTY. Perhaps we shall have the chance of a little talk. We don"t seem to have had five minutes by ourselves. I want to make your acquaintance, you know.
ARNOLD. I should like you to know that it"s not by my wish that my father is here.
LADY KITTY. But I"m so interested to see him.
ARNOLD. I was afraid that you and Lord Porteous must find it embarra.s.sing.
LADY KITTY. Oh, no. Hughie was his greatest friend. They were at Eton and Oxford together. I think your father has improved so much since I saw him last. He wasn"t good-looking as a young man, but now he"s quite handsome.
[_The FOOTMAN brings in a tray on which are tea-things._
LADY KITTY. Shall I pour it out for you?
ARNOLD. Thank you very much.
LADY KITTY. Do you take sugar?
ARNOLD. No. I gave it up during the war.
LADY KITTY. So wise of you. It"s so bad for the figure. Besides being patriotic, of course. Isn"t it absurd that I should ask my son if he takes sugar or not? Life is really very quaint. Sad, of course, but oh, so quaint! Often I lie in bed at night and have a good laugh to myself as I think how quaint life is.
ARNOLD. I"m afraid I"m a very serious person.
LADY KITTY. How old are you now, Arnold?
ARNOLD. Thirty-five.
LADY KITTY. Are you really? Of course, I was a child when I married your father.
ARNOLD. Really. He always told me you were twenty-two.
LADY KITTY. Oh, what nonsense! Why, I was married out of the nursery.
I put my hair up for the first time on my wedding-day.
ARNOLD. Where is Lord Porteous?
LADY KITTY. My dear, it sounds too absurd to hear you call him Lord Porteous. Why don"t you call him--Uncle Hughie?
ARNOLD. He doesn"t happen to be my uncle.
LADY KITTY. No, but he"s your G.o.dfather. You know, I"m sure you"ll like him when you know him better. I"m so hoping that you and Elizabeth will come and stay with us in Florence. I simply adore Elizabeth. She"s too beautiful.
ARNOLD. Her hair is very pretty.
LADY KITTY. It"s not touched up, is it?
ARNOLD. Oh, no.
LADY KITTY. I just wondered. It"s rather a coincidence that her hair should be the same colour as mine. I suppose it shows that your father and you are attracted by just the same thing. So interesting, heredity, isn"t it?
ARNOLD. Very.
LADY KITTY. Of course, since I joined the Catholic Church I don"t believe in it any more. Darwin and all that sort of thing. Too dreadful. Wicked, you know. Besides, it"s not very good form, is it?
[_CHAMPION-CHENEY comes in from the garden._
C.-C. Do I intrude?
LADY KITTY. Come in, Clive. Arnold and I have been having such a wonderful heart-to-heart talk.
C.-C. Very nice.
ARNOLD. Father, I stepped in for a moment at the Harveys" on my way back. It"s simply criminal what they"re doing with that house.
C.-C. What are they doing?
ARNOLD. It"s an almost perfect Georgian house and they"ve got a lot of dreadful Victorian furniture. I gave them my ideas on the subject, but it"s quite hopeless. They said they were attached to their furniture.
C.-C. Arnold should have been an interior decorator.
LADY KITTY. He has wonderful taste. He gets that from me.
ARNOLD. I suppose I have a certain _flair._ I have a pa.s.sion for decorating houses.
LADY KITTY. You"ve made this one charming.
C.-C. D"you remember, we just had chintzes and comfortable chairs when we lived here, Kitty.
LADY KITTY. Perfectly hideous, wasn"t it?
C.-C. In those days gentlemen and ladies were not expected to have taste.