ELIZABETH. Oh, but aren"t they laced in? How could they bear it?
C.-C. They didn"t play golf then, and nonsense like that, you know.
They hunted, in a tall hat and a long black habit, and they were very gracious and charitable to the poor in the village.
ELIZABETH. Did the poor like it?
C.-C. They had a very thin time if they didn"t. When they were in London they drove in the Park every afternoon, and they went to ten-course dinners, where they never met anybody they didn"t know. And they had their box at the opera when Patti was singing or Madame Albani.
ELIZABETH. Oh, what a lovely little thing! Who on earth is that?
C.-C. That?
ELIZABETH. She looks so fragile, like a piece of exquisite china, with all those furs on and her face up against her m.u.f.f, and the snow falling.
C.-C. Yes, there was quite a rage at that time for being taken in an artificial snowstorm.
ELIZABETH. What a sweet smile, so roguish and frank, and debonair! Oh, I wish I looked like that! Do tell me who it is!
C.-C. Don"t you know?
ELIZABETH. No.
C.-C. Why--it"s Kitty.
ELIZABETH. Lady Kitty! [_To LADY KITTY._] Oh, my dear, do look! It"s too ravishing. [_She takes the alb.u.m over to her impulsively._] Why didn"t you tell me you looked like that? Everybody must have been in love with you.
[_LADY KITTY takes the alb.u.m and looks at it. Then she lets it slip from her hands and covers her face with her hands. She is crying._
[_In consternation._] My dear, what"s the matter? Oh, what have I done? I"m so sorry.
LADY KITTY. Don"t, don"t talk to me. Leave me alone. It"s stupid of me.
[_ELIZABETH looks at her for a moment perplexed, then, turning round, slips her arm in CHAMPION-CHENEY"s and leads him out on to the terrace._
ELIZABETH. [_As they are going, in a whisper._] Did you do that on purpose?
[_PORTEOUS gets up and goes over to LADY KITTY. He puts his hand on her shoulder. They remain thus for a little while._
PORTEOUS. I"m afraid I was very rude to you before dinner, Kitty.
LADY KITTY. [_Taking his hand which is on her shoulder._] It doesn"t matter. I"m sure I was very exasperating.
PORTEOUS. I didn"t mean what I said, you know.
LADY KITTY. Neither did I.
PORTEOUS. Of course I know that I"d never have been Prime Minister.
LADY KITTY. How can you talk such nonsense, Hughie? No one would have had a chance if you"d remained in politics.
PORTEOUS. I haven"t the character.
LADY KITTY. You have more character than anyone I"ve ever met.
PORTEOUS. Besides, I don"t know that I much wanted to be Prime Minister.
LADY KITTY. Oh, but I should have been so proud of you. Of course you"d have been Prime Minister.
PORTEOUS. I"d have given you India, you know. I think it would have been a very popular appointment.
LADY KITTY. I don"t care twopence about India. I"d have been quite content with Western Australia.
PORTEOUS. My dear, you don"t think I"d have let you bury yourself in Western Australia?
LADY KITTY. Or Barbadoes.
PORTEOUS. Never. It sounds like a cure for flat feet. I"d have kept you in London.
[_He picks up the alb.u.m and is about to look at the photograph of LADY KITTY. She puts her hand over it._
LADY KITTY. No, don"t look.
[_He takes her hand away._
PORTEOUS. Don"t be so silly.
LADY KITTY. Isn"t it hateful to grow old?
PORTEOUS. You know, you haven"t changed much.
LADY KITTY. [_Enchanted._] Oh, Hughie, how can you talk such nonsense?
PORTEOUS. Of course you"re a little more mature, but that"s all. A woman"s all the better for being rather mature.
LADY KITTY. Do you really think that?
PORTEOUS. Upon my soul I do.
LADY KITTY. You"re not saying it just to please me?
PORTEOUS. No, no.
LADY KITTY. Let me look at the photograph again.
[_She takes the alb.u.m and looks at the photograph complacently._
The fact is, if your bones are good, age doesn"t really matter. You"ll always be beautiful.
PORTEOUS. [_With a little smile, almost as if he were talking to a child._] It was silly of you to cry.