ANNA. Anyhow, I get the game. And rubber.
TEDDIE. I claim a revoke.
PORTEOUS. Who revoked?
TEDDIE. You did.
PORTEOUS. Nonsense. I"ve never revoked in my life.
TEDDIE. I"ll show you. [_He turns over the tricks to show the faces of the cards._] You threw away a club on the third heart trick and you had another heart.
PORTEOUS. I never had more than two hearts.
TEDDIE. Oh, yes, you had. Look here. That"s the card you played on the last trick but one.
LADY KITTY. [_Delighted to catch him out._] There"s no doubt about it, Hughie. You revoked.
PORTEOUS. I tell you I did not revoke. I never revoke.
C.-C. You did, Hughie. I wondered what on earth you were doing.
PORTEOUS. I don"t know how anyone can be expected not to revoke when there"s this confounded chatter going on all the time.
TEDDIE. Well, that"s another hundred to us.
PORTEOUS. [_To CHAMPION-CHENEY._] I wish you wouldn"t breathe down my neck. I never can play bridge when there"s somebody breathing down my neck.
[_The party have risen from the bridge-table, and they scatter about the room._
ANNA. Well, I"m going to take a book and lie down in the hammock till it"s time to dress.
TEDDIE. [_Who has been adding up._] I"ll put it down in the book, shall I?
PORTEOUS. [_Who has not moved, setting out the cards for a patience._]
Yes, yes, put it down. I never revoke.
[_ANNA goes out._
LADY KITTY. Would you like to come for a little stroll, Hughie?
PORTEOUS. What for?
LADY KITTY. Exercise.
PORTEOUS. I hate exercise.
C.-C. [_Looking at the patience._] The seven goes on the eight.
[_PORTEOUS takes no notice._
LADY KITTY. The seven goes on the eight, Hughie.
PORTEOUS. I don"t choose to put the seven on the eight.
C.-C. That knave goes on the queen.
PORTEOUS. I"m not blind, thank you.
LADY KITTY. The three goes on the four.
C.-C. All these go over.
PORTEOUS. [_Furiously._] Am I playing this patience, or are you playing it?
LADY KITTY. But you"re missing everything.
PORTEOUS. That"s my business.
C.-C. It"s no good losing your temper over it, Hughie.
PORTEOUS. Go away, both of you. You irritate me.
LADY KITTY. We were only trying to help you, Hughie.
PORTEOUS. I don"t want to be helped. I want to do it by myself.
LADY KITTY. I think your manners are perfectly deplorable, Hughie.
PORTEOUS. It"s simply maddening when you"re playing patience and people won"t leave you alone.
C.-C. We won"t say another word.
PORTEOUS. That three goes. I believe it"s coming out. If I"d been such a fool as to put that seven up I shouldn"t have been able to bring these down.
[_He puts down several cards while they watch him silently._
LADY KITTY and C.-C. [_Together._] The four goes on the five.
PORTEOUS. [_Throwing down the cards violently._] d.a.m.n you! why don"t you leave me alone? It"s intolerable.
C.-C. It was coming out, my dear fellow.
PORTEOUS. I know it was coming out. Confound you!
LADY KITTY. How petty you are, Hughie!
PORTEOUS. Petty, be d.a.m.ned! I"ve told you over and over again that I will not be interfered with when I"m playing patience.