"Worse than that."
"You are getting to be a regular calamity howler."
"I"m a showman, I am. I keep my eyes open and I know what"s going on about me. That"s more than you can say for some people not more than a million miles away."
"All right; I will take that for granted. But tell me what it is that is disturbing you so early in the morning?" questioned Phil with a short laugh.
"We"re all surrounded," answered Teddy grimly.
"Surrounded?"
"Yes."
"I don"t understand."
"You will, pretty soon."
"Surrounded by what?"
"Opposition."
"What!"
"What"s the matter, can"t you hear this morning?"
"I hear very well, but I don"t understand what you mean when you say we are surrounded by opposition. It strikes me we have been surrounded by nothing else since we took charge of Car Three."
Teddy nodded.
"Yep, that"s right. But this is different. On our left, if you will observe closely, you will notice the canary yellow of Car Three of the so-called Greatest Show on Earth. On your right, if you still keep your eyes open and look hard, you will discover the flaming red of the Wallace advance car. And--"
"What!"
"And, as I was saying, if that fails to make an impression on you, a glance to the rear will discover to your feeble eyesight, one John Robinson"s publicity car."
Having delivered himself of this monologue, Teddy calmly sat down and began to draw on his trousers, yawning broadly as he did so.
"Methinks, milord, that trouble is brewing in bucketfuls,"
he added.
Phil sprang to the car window, threw up the shade and peered out.
He stepped to the other side of the car, looking from the window there.
"You"re right."
"Of course I am right. I"m always right. How does it happen you did not discover all this after we got in last night!"
"They were not here then. They must have come in afterwards."
Dashing out into the main part of the car Phil called the men.
"Wake up, fellows!"
"What"s up," called a voice.
"The yards are full of opposition. Three advertising cars are here besides our own."
No other urging was necessary to get the crew out of bed.
They came tumbling from their upper berths like as many firemen upon a sudden alarm. All hands ran to the windows and peered out.
"Sure enough, they are all here," shouted Conley. "I reckon they have caught us napping this time."
"No; they are not awake yet. I hope they sleep as well as Bob Tripp"s crew did," answered Phil. "But we have a big job before us today. You had better hustle through your breakfasts, boys.
I will call up the livery and get the country routes off at once.
Perhaps we can get ahead of the other fellows."
Phil did so, but as his teams drove up another set swung over the tracks, pulling up before the canary car.
"Hustle it! Hustle it!" cried Phil. "You drivers, if you get out ahead of the others and keep ahead, you"ll get a bonus when you come in tonight."
Each side was now striving to get away first. The crew from the canary car made the getaway ahead of Phil"s men, but they had less than a minute"s headway.
The Circus Boys had their coats off and were hustling cans of paste over the side of the car into the wagons. Every move on their part counted. There was not a particle of lost motion.
Phil sprang into the first wagon to leave.
"Come on, fellows! Never mind the horses. I can buy more, if these break their necks."
With a rattle and a bang both rigs smashed over the tracks, and were on their way down the village street, each team on a runaway gallop. Phil"s team was gaining gradually.
"Hang on to the cans!" shouted the Circus Boy. "We are coming to a bad crosswalk!"
People paused on the street, not understanding what the mad pace meant. A policeman ran out and raised his stick.
Teddy, who had hopped on behind at the last minute, not wishing to lose any of the fun, now stood up unsteadily, hanging to the driver"s coat collar and nearly pulling that worthy from his seat.
They overhauled the first wagon from the canary car and pa.s.sed it.
"Ye--ow!" howled Teddy as their wagon swept by. "This is a Wild West outfit!"
The paste cans in the two wagons were dancing a jig by this time.
Teddy suddenly lost his grip on the driver"s collar, sitting down heavily on the nearest can. At that moment they struck the rough crossing, whereat Teddy shot up into the air, landing in a heap by the side of the road.
"Whoa!" commanded Phil, at the same time jumping on the can to keep it from following in the wake of Teddy.
"Go on!" howled Teddy, partially righting himself.
The driver urged his horses on and the team sprang away with loud snorts. But the rival wagon had taken a fresh start, and was drawing up on the Sparling outfit, the rear team, with lowered heads, appearing to be running away.