"We ought to be safe that way."
"Peter, old man," said James, "I"ve been meaning to speak to you about it for some time. I"ve got Sandy MacBean"s new book, and I think you ought to read it. It is full of helpful hints."
"James!"
"Peter!"
Silently the two men clasped hands. James Todd and Peter Willard were themselves again.
And so (said the Oldest Member) we come back to our original starting-point--to wit, that, while there is nothing to be said definitely against love, your golfer should be extremely careful how he indulges in it. It may improve his game or it may not. But, if he finds that there is any danger that it may not--if the object of his affections is not the kind of girl who will listen to him with cheerful sympathy through the long evenings, while he tells her, ill.u.s.trating stance and grip and swing with the kitchen poker, each detail of the day"s round--then, I say unhesitatingly, he had better leave it alone.
Love has had a lot of press-agenting from the oldest times; but there are higher, n.o.bler things than love. A woman is only a woman, but a hefty drive is a slosh.
3
_A Mixed Threesome_
It was the holiday season, and during the holidays the Greens Committees have decided that the payment of twenty guineas shall ent.i.tle fathers of families not only to infest the course themselves, but also to decant their nearest and dearest upon it in whatever quant.i.ty they please. All over the links, in consequence, happy, laughing groups of children had broken out like a rash. A wan-faced adult, who had been held up for ten minutes while a drove of issue quarrelled over whether little Claude had taken two hundred or two hundred and twenty approach shots to reach the ninth green sank into a seat beside the Oldest Member.
"What luck?" inquired the Sage.
"None to speak of," returned the other, moodily. "I thought I had bagged a small boy in a Lord Fauntleroy suit on the sixth, but he ducked. These children make me tired. They should be bowling their hoops in the road. Golf is a game for grownups. How can a fellow play, with a platoon of progeny blocking him at every hole?"
The Oldest Member shook his head. He could not subscribe to these sentiments.
No doubt (said the Oldest Member) the summer golf-child is, from the point of view of the player who likes to get round the course in a single afternoon, something of a trial; but, personally, I confess, it pleases me to see my fellow human beings--and into this category golf-children, though at the moment you may not be broad-minded enough to admit it, undoubtedly fall--taking to the n.o.blest of games at an early age. Golf, like measles, should be caught young, for, if postponed to riper years, the results may be serious. Let me tell you the story of Mortimer Sturgis, which ill.u.s.trates what I mean rather aptly.
Mortimer Sturgis, when I first knew him, was a care-free man of thirty-eight, of amiable character and independent means, which he increased from time to time by judicious ventures on the Stock Exchange. Although he had never played golf, his had not been altogether an ill-spent life. He swung a creditable racket at tennis, was always ready to contribute a baritone solo to charity concerts, and gave freely to the poor. He was what you might call a golden-mean man, good-hearted rather than magnetic, with no serious vices and no heroic virtues. For a hobby, he had taken up the collecting of porcelain vases, and he was engaged to Betty Weston, a charming girl of twenty-five, a lifelong friend of mine.
I like Mortimer. Everybody liked him. But, at the same time, I was a little surprised that a girl like Betty should have become engaged to him. As I said before, he was not magnetic; and magnetism, I thought, was the chief quality she would have demanded in a man. Betty was one of those ardent, vivid girls, with an intense capacity for hero-worship, and I would have supposed that something more in the nature of a plumed knight or a corsair of the deep would have been her ideal. But, of course, if there is a branch of modern industry where the demand is greater than the supply, it is the manufacture of knights and corsairs; and nowadays a girl, however flaming her aspirations, has to take the best she can get. I must admit that Betty seemed perfectly content with Mortimer.
Such, then, was the state of affairs when Eddie Denton arrived, and the trouble began.
I was escorting Betty home one evening after a tea-party at which we had been fellow-guests, when, walking down the road, we happened to espy Mortimer. He broke into a run when he saw us, and galloped up, waving a piece of paper in his hand. He was plainly excited, a thing which was unusual in this well-balanced man. His broad, good-humoured face was working violently.
"Good news!" he cried. "Good news! Dear old Eddie"s back!"
"Oh, how nice for you, dear!" said Betty. "Eddie Denton is Mortimer"s best friend," she explained to me. "He has told me so much about him. I have been looking forward to his coming home. Mortie thinks the world of him."
"So will you, when you know him," cried Mortimer. "Dear old Eddie! He"s a wonder! The best fellow on earth! We were at school and the "Varsity together. There"s n.o.body like Eddie! He landed yesterday. Just home from Central Africa. He"s an explorer, you know," he said to me.
"Spends all his time in places where it"s death for a white man to go."
"An explorer!" I heard Betty breathe, as if to herself. I was not so impressed, I fear, as she was. Explorers, as a matter of fact, leave me a trifle cold. It has always seemed to me that the difficulties of their life are greatly exaggerated--generally by themselves. In a large country like Africa, for instance, I should imagine that it was almost impossible for a man not to get somewhere if he goes on long enough.
Give _me_ the fellow who can plunge into the bowels of the earth at Piccadilly Circus and find the right Tube train with nothing but a lot of misleading signs to guide him. However, we are not all const.i.tuted alike in this world, and it was apparent from the flush on her cheek and the light in her eyes that Betty admired explorers.
"I wired to him at once," went on Mortimer, "and insisted on his coming down here. It"s two years since I saw him. You don"t know how I have looked forward, dear, to you and Eddie meeting. He is just your sort. I know how romantic you are and keen on adventure and all that. Well, you should hear Eddie tell the story of how he brought down the bull _bongo_ with his last cartridge after all the _pongos_, or native bearers, had fled into the _dongo_, or undergrowth."
"I should love to!" whispered Betty, her eyes glowing. I suppose to an impressionable girl these things really are of absorbing interest. For myself, _bongos_ intrigue me even less than _pongos_, while _dongos_ frankly bore me. "When do you expect him?"
"He will get my wire tonight. I"m hoping we shall see the dear old fellow tomorrow afternoon some time. How surprised old Eddie will be to hear that I"m engaged. He"s such a confirmed bachelor himself. He told me once that he considered the wisest thing ever said by human tongue was the Swahili proverb--"Whoso taketh a woman into his kraal depositeth himself straightway in the _wongo_." _Wongo_, he tells me, is a sort of broth composed of herbs and meat-bones, corresponding to our soup. You must get Eddie to give it you in the original Swahili. It sounds even better."
I saw the girl"s eyes flash, and there came into her face that peculiar set expression which married men know. It pa.s.sed in an instant, but not before it had given me material for thought which lasted me all the way to my house and into the silent watches of the night. I was fond of Mortimer Sturgis, and I could see trouble ahead for him as plainly as though I had been a palmist reading his hand at two guineas a visit.
There are other proverbs fully as wise as the one which Mortimer had translated from the Swahili, and one of the wisest is that quaint old East London saying, handed down from one generation of costermongers to another, and whispered at midnight in the wigwams of the whelk-seller!
"Never introduce your donah to a pal." In those seven words is contained the wisdom of the ages. I could read the future so plainly.
What but one thing could happen after Mortimer had influenced Betty"s imagination with his stories of his friend"s romantic career, and added the finishing touch by advertising him as a woman-hater? He might just as well have asked for his ring back at once. My heart bled for Mortimer.
I happened to call at his house on the second evening of the explorer"s visit, and already the mischief had been done.
Denton was one of those lean, hard-bitten men with smouldering eyes and a brick-red complexion. He looked what he was, the man of action and enterprise. He had the wiry frame and strong jaw without which no explorer is complete, and Mortimer, beside him, seemed but a poor, soft product of our hot-house civilization. Mortimer, I forgot to say, wore gla.s.ses; and, if there is one time more than another when a man should not wear gla.s.ses, it is while a strong-faced, keen-eyed wanderer in the wilds is telling a beautiful girl the story of his adventures.
For this was what Denton was doing. My arrival seemed to have interrupted him in the middle of narrative. He shook my hand in a strong, silent sort of way, and resumed:
"Well, the natives seemed fairly friendly, so I decided to stay the night."
I made a mental note never to seem fairly friendly to an explorer. If you do, he always decides to stay the night.
"In the morning they took me down to the river. At this point it widens into a _kongo_, or pool, and it was here, they told me, that the crocodile mostly lived, subsisting on the native oxen--the short-horned _jongos_--which, swept away by the current while crossing the ford above, were carried down on the _longos_, or rapids. It was not, however, till the second evening that I managed to catch sight of his ugly snout above the surface. I waited around, and on the third day I saw him suddenly come out of the water and heave his whole length on to a sandbank in mid-stream and go to sleep in the sun. He was certainly a monster--fully thirty--you have never been in Central Africa, have you, Miss Weston? No? You ought to go there!--fully fifty feet from tip to tail. There he lay, glistening. I shall never forget the sight."
He broke off to light a cigarette. I heard Betty draw in her breath sharply. Mortimer was beaming through his gla.s.ses with the air of the owner of a dog which is astonishing a drawing-room with its clever tricks.
"And what did you do then, Mr. Denton?" asked Betty, breathlessly.
"Yes, what did you do then, old chap?" said Mortimer.
Denton blew out the match and dropped it on the ash-tray.
"Eh? Oh," he said, carelessly, "I swam across and shot him."
"Swam across and shot him!"
"Yes. It seemed to me that the chance was too good to be missed. Of course, I might have had a pot at him from the bank, but the chances were I wouldn"t have hit him in a vital place. So I swam across to the sandbank, put the muzzle of my gun in his mouth, and pulled the trigger. I have rarely seen a crocodile so taken aback."
"But how dreadfully dangerous!"
"Oh, danger!" Eddie Denton laughed lightly. "One drops into the habit of taking a few risks out there, you know. Talking of _danger_, the time when things really did look a little nasty was when the wounded _gongo_ cornered me in a narrow _tongo_ and I only had a pocket-knife with everything in it broken except the corkscrew and the thing for taking stones out of horses" hoofs. It was like this----"
I could bear no more. I am a tender-hearted man, and I made some excuse and got away. From the expression on the girl"s face I could see that it was only a question of days before she gave her heart to this romantic newcomer.
As a matter of fact, it was on the following afternoon that she called on me and told me that the worst had happened. I had known her from a child, you understand, and she always confided her troubles to me.