"I wish I could be of some help," remarked Falkner, who had shut off his torch, "but I am not accustomed to the make of car. I might easily do more harm than good." He spoke with his usual bland geniality.
Maybury was irritated again. The make of car was one of the commonest there is: trust the firm for that. All the same, he knew it was entirely his own fault that he could not make the car start, and not in the least Falkner"s. He felt as if he were going mad. "I don"t quite know what to suggest," he said; and added: "If, as you say, there"s no garage."
"Perhaps Cromie could be of a.s.sistance," said Falkner. "Cromie has been with us quite a long time and is a wizard with any mechanical problem."
No one could say that Falkner was pressing Maybury to stay the night, or even hinting towards it, as one might expect. Maybury wondered whether the funny place was not, in fact, full up. It seemed the most likely answer. Not that Maybury wished to stay the night: far from it.
"I"m not sure," he said, "that I have the right to disturb anyone else."
"Cromie is on night duty," replied Falkner. "He is always on night duty. That is what we employ him for. I will fetch him."
He turned on the torch once more, stepped out of the car, and disappeared into the house, shutting the front door behind him, lest the cold air enter.
In the end, the front door reopened, and Falkner re-emerged. He still wore no coat over his dinner suit, and seemed to ignore the cold. Falkner was followed by a burly but shapeless and shambling figure, whom Maybury first saw indistinctly standing behind Falkner in the light from inside the house.
"Cromie will soon put things to rights," said Falkner, opening the door of the car. "Won"t you, Cromie?" It was much as one speaks to a friendly retriever.
But there was little, Maybury felt, that was friendly about Cromie. Maybury had to admit to himself that on the instant he found Cromie alarming, even though, what with one thing and another, there was little to be seen of him.
"Now what exactly seems wrong, Mr Maybury?" asked Falkner. "Just tell Cromie what it is."
Falkner himself had not attempted to re-enter the car, but Cromie forced himself in and was sprawling in the front seat, next to Maybury, where Angela normally sat. He really did seem a very big, bulging person, but Maybury decisively preferred not to look at him, though the glow cast backwards from the headlights provided a certain illumination.
Maybury could not acknowledge that for some degrading reason he was unable to operate the starter, and so had to claim there was something wrong with it. He was unable not to see Cromie"s huge, badly misshapen, yellow hands, both of them, as he tugged with both of them at the k.n.o.b, forcing it in and out with such violence that Maybury cried out: "Less force. You"ll wreck it."
"Careful, Cromie," said Falkner from outside the car. "Most of Cromie"s work is on a big scale," he explained to Maybury.
But violence proved effective, as so often. Within seconds, the car engine was humming away.
"Thank you very much," said Maybury.
Cromie made no detectable response, nor did he move.
"Come on out, Cromie," said Falkner. "Come on out of it."
Cromie duly extricated himself and shambled off into the darkness.
"Now," said Maybury, brisking up as the engine purred. "Where do we go for the petrol?"
There was the slightest of pauses. Then Falkner spoke from the dimness outside. "Mr Maybury, I have remembered something. It is not petrol that we have in our tank. It is, of course, diesel oil. I must apologise for such a stupid mistake."
Maybury was not merely irritated, not merely scared: he was infuriated. With rage and confusion he found it impossible to speak at all. No one in the modern world could confuse diesel oil and petrol in that way. But what could he possibly do?
Falkner, standing outside the open door of the car, spoke again. "I am extremely sorry, Mr Maybury. Would you permit me to make some amends by inviting you to spend the night with us free of charge, except perhaps for the dinner?"
Within the last few minutes Maybury had suspected that this moment was bound to come in one form or another.
"Thank you," he said less than graciously. "I suppose I had better accept."
"We shall try to make you comfortable," said Falkner.
Maybury turned off the headlights, climbed out of the car once more, shut and, for what it was worth, locked the door, and followed Falkner back into the house. This time Falkner completed the locking and bolting of the front door that he had instructed Vincent to omit.
"I have no luggage of any kind," remarked Maybury, still very much on the defensive.
"That may solve itself," said Falkner, straightening up from the bottom bolt and smoothing his dinner jacket. "There"s something I ought to explain. But will you first excuse me a moment?" He went out through the door at the back of the lounge.
Hotels really have become far too hot, thought Maybury. It positively addled the brain.
Falkner returned. "There is something I ought to explain," he said again. "We have no single rooms, partly because many of our visitors prefer not to be alone at night. The best we can do for you in your emergency, Mr Maybury, is to offer you the share of a room with another guest. It is a large room and there are two beds. It is a sheer stroke of good luck that at present there is only one guest in the room, Mr Bannard. Mr Bannard will be glad of your company, I am certain, and you will be quite safe with him. He is a very pleasant person, I can a.s.sure you. I have just sent a message up asking him if he can possibly come down, so that I can introduce you. He is always very helpful, and I think he will be here in a moment. Mr Bannard has been with us for some time, so that I am sure he will be able to fit you up with pyjamas and so forth."
It was just about the last thing that Maybury wanted from any point of view, but he had learned that it was of a kind that is peculiarly difficult to protest against, without somehow putting oneself in the wrong with other people. Besides he supposed that he was now committed to a night in the place, and therefore to all the implications, whatever they might be, or very nearly so.
"I should like to telephone my wife, if I may," Maybury said. Angela had been steadily on his mind for some time.
"I fear that"s impossible, Mr Maybury," replied Falkner. "I"m so sorry."
"How can it be impossible?"
"In order to reduce tension and sustain the atmosphere that our guests prefer, we have no external telephone. Only an internal link between my quarters and the proprietors."
"But how can you run an hotel in the modern world without a telephone?"
"Most of our guests are regulars. Many of them come again and again, and the last thing they come for is to hear a telephone ringing the whole time with all the strain it involves."
"They must be half round the bend," snapped Maybury, before he could stop himself.
"Mr Maybury," replied Falkner, "I have to remind you of two things. The first is that I have invited you to be our guest in the fuller sense of the word. The second is that, although you attach so much importance to efficiency, you none the less appear to have set out on a long journey at night with very little petrol in your tank. Possibly you should think yourself fortunate that you are not spending the night stranded on some motorway."
"I"m sorry," said Maybury, "but I simply must telephone my wife. Soon she"ll be out of her mind with worry."
"I shouldn"t think so, Mr Maybury," said Falkner smiling. "Concerned, we must hope; but not quite out of her mind."
Maybury could have hit him, but at that moment a stranger entered.
"Ah, Mr Bannard," said Falkner, and introduced them. They actually shook hands. "You won"t mind, Mr Bannard, if Mr Maybury shares your room?"
Bannard was a slender, bony little man, of about Maybury"s age. He was bald, with a rim of curly red hair. He had slightly glaucous grey-green eyes of the kind that often go with red hair. In the present environment, he was quite perky, but Maybury wondered how he would make out in the world beyond. Perhaps, however, this was because Bannard was too shrimp-like to look his best in pyjamas.
"I should be delighted to share my room with anyone," replied Bannard. "I"m lonely by myself."
"Splendid," said Falkner coolly. "Perhaps you"d lead Mr Maybury upstairs and lend him some pyjamas? You must remember that he is a stranger to us and doesn"t yet know all our ways."
"Delighted, delighted," exclaimed Bannard.
"Well, then," said Falkner. "Is there anything you would like, Mr Maybury, before you go upstairs?"
"Only a telephone," rejoined Maybury, still recalcitrant. He simply did not believe Falkner. No one in the modern world could live without a telephone, let alone run a business without one. He had begun uneasily to wonder if Falkner had spoken the whole truth about the petrol and the diesel fuel either.
"Anything you would like that we are in a position to provide, Mr Maybury?" persisted Falkner, with offensive specificity.
"There"s no telephone here," put in Bannard, whose voice was noticeably high, even squeaky.
"In that case, nothing," said Maybury. "But I don"t know what my wife will do with herself."
"None of us knows that," said Bannard superfluously, and cackled for a second.
"Good-night, Mr Maybury. Thank you, Mr Bannard."
Maybury was almost surprised to discover, as he followed Bannard upstairs, that it seemed a perfectly normal hotel, though overheated and decorated over-heavily. On the first landing was a full-size reproduction of a chieftain in scarlet tartan by Raeburn. Maybury knew the picture, because it had been chosen for the firm"s calendar one year, though ever since they had used girls. Bannard lived on the second floor, where the picture on the landing was smaller, and depicted ladies and gentlemen in riding dress taking refreshments together.
"Not too much noise," said Bannard. "We have some very light sleepers amongst us."
The corridors were down to half-illumination for the night watches, and distinctly sinister. Maybury crept foolishly along and almost stole into Bannard"s room.
"No," said Bannard in a giggling whisper. "Not Number 13, not yet Number 12 A."
As a matter of fact Maybury had not noticed the number on the door that Bannard was now cautiously closing, and he did not feel called upon to rejoin.
"Do be quiet taking your things off, old man," said Bannard softly. "When once you"ve woken people who"ve been properly asleep, you can never quite tell. It"s a bad thing to do."
It was a large square room, and the two beds were in exactly opposite corners, somewhat to Maybury"s relief. The light had been on when they entered. Maybury surmised that even the unnecessary clicking of switches was to be eschewed.
"That"s your bed," whispered Bannard, pointing jocularly.
So far Maybury had removed only his shoes. He could have done without Bannard staring at him and without Bannard"s affable grin.
"Or perhaps you"d rather we did something before settling down?" whispered Bannard.
"No, thank you," replied Maybury. "It"s been a long day." He was trying to keep his voice reasonably low, but he absolutely refused to whisper.
"To be sure it has," said Bannard, rising to much the volume that Maybury had employed. "Night-night then. The best thing is to get to sleep quickly." His tone was similar to that which seemed habitual with Falkner.
Bannard climbed agilely into his own bed, and lay on his back peering at Maybury over the sheets.
"Hang your suit in the cupboard," said Bannard, who had already done likewise. "There"s room."
"Thank you," said Maybury. "Where do I find the pyjamas?"
"Top drawer," said Bannard. "Help yourself. They"re all alike."
And, indeed, the drawer proved to be virtually filled with apparently identical suits of pyjamas.
"It"s between seasons," said Bannard. "Neither proper summer, nor proper winter."
"Many thanks for the loan," said Maybury, though the pyjamas were considerably too small for him.
"The bathroom"s in there," said Bannard.
When Maybury returned, he opened the door of the cupboard. It was a big cupboard and it was almost filled by a long line of (presumably) Bannard"s suits.
"There"s room," said Bannard once more. "Find yourself an empty hanger. Make yourself at home."
While balancing his trousers on the hanger and suspending it from the rail, Maybury again became aware of the injury to his leg. He had hustled so rapidly into Bannard"s pyjamas that, for better or for worse, he had not even looked at the scar.
"What"s the matter?" asked Bannard on the instant. "Hurt yourself, have you?"
"It was a d.a.m.ned cat scratched me, " replied Maybury, without thinking very much.
But this time he decided to look. With some difficulty and some pain, he rolled up the tight pyjama leg. It was a quite nasty gash and there was much dried blood. He realized that he had not even thought about washing the wound. In so far as he had been worrying about anything habitual, he had been worrying about Angela.
"Don"t show it to me," squeaked out Bannard, forgetting not to make a noise. All the same, he was sitting up in bed and staring as if his eyes would pop. "It"s bad for me to see things like that. I"m upset by them."
"Don"t worry," said Maybury. "I"m sure it"s not as serious as it looks." In fact, he was far from sure; and he was aware also that it had not been quite what Bannard was concerned about.
"I don"t want to know anything about it," said Bannard.
Maybury made no reply but simply rolled down the pyjama leg. About his injury too there was plainly nothing to be done. Even a request for Vaseline might lead to hysterics. Maybury tried to concentrate upon the reflection that if nothing worse had followed from the gash by now, then nothing worse might ever follow.
Bannard, however, was still sitting up in bed. He was looking pale. "I come here to forget things like that," he said. "We all do." His voice was shaking.
"Shall I turn the light out?" enquired Maybury. "As I"m the one who"s still up?"
"I don"t usually do that " said Bannard, reclining once more, none the less. "It can make things unnecessarily difficult But there"s you to be considered too."
"It"s your room," said Maybury, hesitating.
"All right," said Bannard. "If you wish. Turn it out. Tonight anyway." Maybury did his injured leg no good when stumbling back to his bed. All the same, he managed to arrive there.
"I"m only here for one night," he said more to the darkness than to Bannard. "You"ll be on your own again tomorrow. "
Bannard made no reply, and, indeed, it seemed to Maybury as if he were no longer there, that Bannard was not an organism that could function in the dark. Maybury refrained from raising any question of drawing back a curtain (the curtains were as long and heavy as elsewhere), or of letting in a little night air. Things, he felt, were better left more or less as they were.
It was completely dark. It was completely silent. It was far too hot.
Maybury wondered what the time was. He had lost all touch. Unfortunately, his watch lacked a luminous dial.
He doubted whether he would ever sleep, but the night had to be endured somehow. For Angela it must be even harder-far harder. At the best, he had never seen himself as a first-cla.s.s husband, able to provide a superfluity, eager to be protective. Things would become quite impossible, if he were to lose a leg. But, with modern medicine, that might be avoidable, even at the worst: he should be able to continue struggling on for some time yet.
As stealthily as possible he insinuated himself from between the burning blankets and sheets on to the surface of the bed. He lay there like a dying fish, trying not to make another movement of any kind.
He became almost cataleptic with inner exertion. It was not a promising recipe for slumber. In the end, he thought he could detect Bannard"s breathing, far, far away. So Bannard was still there. Fantasy and reality are different things. No one could tell whether Bannard slept or waked, but it had in any case become a quite important aim not to resume general conversation with Bannard. Half a lifetime pa.s.sed.
There could be no doubt, now, that Bannard was both still in the room and also awake. Perceptibly, he was on the move. Maybury"s body contracted with speculation as to whether Bannard in the total blackness was making towards his corner. Maybury felt that he was only half his normal size.
Bannard edged and groped interminably. Of course Maybury had been unfair to him in extinguishing the light, and the present anxiety was doubtless no more than the price to be paid.
Bannard himself seemed certainly to be entering into the spirit of the situation: possibly he had not turned the light on because he could not reach the switch; but there seemed more to it than that. Bannard could be thought of as committed to a positive effort in the direction of silence, in order that Maybury, the guest for a night, should not be disturbed. Maybury could hardly hear him moving at all, though perhaps it was a gamble whether this was consideration or menace. Maybury would hardly have been surprised if the next event had been hands on his throat.