"Maybe you"d better leave the whipping to me," said Mrs.
Thompson. "You haven"t got a light enough hand for children."
"That"s just what"s the matter with them now," shouted Mr.
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Thompson, "rotten spoiled and they"ll wind up in the penitentiary.
You don"t half whip "em. Just little love taps. My pa used to knock me down with a stick of stove wood or anything else that came handy."
"Well, that"s not saying it"s right," said Mrs. Thompson. "I don"t hold with that way of raising children. It makes them run away from home. I"ve seen too much of it."
"I"ll break every bone in "em," said Mr. Thompson, simmering down, "if they don"t mind you better and stop being so bull-headed."
"Leave the table and wash your face and hands," Mrs. Thompson commanded the boys, suddenly. They slunk out and dabbled at the pump and slunk in again, trying to make themselves small.
They had learned long ago that their mother always made them wash when there was trouble ahead. They looked at their plates.
Mr. Thompson opened up on them.
"Well, now, what you got to say for yourselves about going into Mr. Helton"s shack and ruining his harmonicas?"
The two little boys wilted, their faces drooped into the grieved hopeless lines of children"s faces when they are brought to the terrible bar of blind adult justice; their eyes telegraphed each other in panic, "Now we"re really going to catch a licking"; in despair, they dropped their b.u.t.tered cornbread on their plates, their hands lagged on the edge of the table.
"I ought to break your ribs," said Mr. Thompson, "and I"m a good mind to do it."
"Yes, sir," whispered Arthur, faintly.
"Yes, sir," said Herbert, his lip trembling.
"Now, papa," said Mrs. Thompson in a warning tone. The children did not glance at her. They had no faith in her good will. She had betrayed them in the first place. There was no trusting her.
Now she might save them and she might not. No use depending on her. "Well, you ought to get a good thrashing. You deserve it, don"t you, Arthur?"
Arthur hung his head. "Yes, sir."
"And the next time I catch either of you hanging around Mr.
Helton"s shack, I"m going to take the hide off both both of you, you hear me, Herbert?" of you, you hear me, Herbert?"
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Herbert mumbled and choked, scattering his cornbread. "Yes, sir." "Well, now sit up and eat your supper and not another word out of you," said Mr. Thompson, beginning on his own food. The little boys perked up somewhat and started chewing, but every time they looked around they met their parents" eyes, regarding them steadily. There was no telling when they would think of something new. The boys ate warily, trying not to be seen or heard, the cornbread sticking, the b.u.t.termilk gurgling, as it went down their gullets.
"And something else, Mr. Thompson," said Mrs. Thompson after a pause. "Tell Mr. Helton he"s to come straight to us when they bother him, and not to trouble shaking them himself. Tell him we"ll look after that."
"They"re so mean," answered Mr. Thompson, staring at them.
"It"s a wonder he don"t just kill "em off and be done with it." But there was something in the tone that told Arthur and Herbert that nothing more worth worrying about was going to happen this time.
Heaving deep sighs, they sat up, reaching for the food nearest them.
"Listen," said Mrs. Thompson, suddenly. The little boys stopped eating. "Mr. Helton hasn"t come for his supper. Arthur, go and tell Mr. Helton he"s late for supper. Tell him nice, now."
Arthur, miserably depressed, slid out of his place and made for the door, without a word.
There were no miracles of fortune to be brought to pa.s.s on a small dairy farm. The Thompsons did not grow rich, but they kept out of the poor house, as Mr. Thompson was fond of saying, meaning he had got a little foothold in spite of Ellie"s poor health, and unexpected weather, and strange declines in market prices, and his own mysterious handicaps which weighed him down. Mr. Helton was the hope and the prop of the family, and all the Thompsons became fond of him, or at any rate they ceased to regard him as in any way peculiar, and looked upon him, from a distance they did not know how to bridge, as a good man and a good friend. Mr.
Helton went his way, worked, played his tune. Nine years pa.s.sed.
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Brother Bones; Mr. Helton, the dairymaid; that Big Swede. If he had heard them, he might have been annoyed at some of the names they called him. But he did not hear them, and besides they meant no harm-or at least such harm as existed was all there, in the names; the boys referred to their father as the Old Man, or the Old Geezer, but not to his face. They lived through by main strength all the grimy, secret, oblique phases of growing up and got past the crisis safely if anyone does. Their parents could see they were good solid boys with hearts of gold in spite of their rough ways. Mr. Thompson was relieved to find that, without knowing how he had done it, he had succeeded in raising a set of boys who were not trifling whittlers. They were such good boys Mr. Thompson began to believe they were born that way, and that he had never spoken a harsh word to them in their lives, much less thrashed them. Herbert and Arthur never disputed his word.
Mr. Helton, his hair wet with sweat, plastered to his dripping forehead, his jumper streaked dark and light blue and clinging to his ribs, was chopping a little firewood. He chopped slowly, struck the ax into the end of the chopping log, and piled the wood up neatly. He then disappeared round the house into his shack, which shared with the wood pile a good shade from a row of mulberry trees. Mr. Thompson was lolling in a swing chair on the front porch, a place he had never liked. The chair was new, and Mrs.
Thompson had wanted it on the front porch, though the side porch was the place for it, being cooler; and Mr. Thompson wanted to sit in the chair, so there he was. As soon as the new wore off of it, and Ellie"s pride in it was exhausted, he would move it round to the side porch. Meantime the August heat was almost unbearable, the air so thick you could poke a hole in it. The dust was inches thick oil everything, though Mr. Helton sprinkled the whole yard regularly every night. He even shot the hose upward and washed the tree tops and the roof of the house. They had laid waterpipes to the kitchen and an outside faucet. Mr. Thompson must have dozed, for he opened his eyes and shut his mouth just in time to save his face before a stranger who had driven up to the front gate.
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and wagon. They were from a livery stable in Buda. While the stranger was opening the gate, a strong gate that Mr. Helton had built and set firmly on its hinges several years back, Mr. Thompson strolled down the path to greet him and find out what in G.o.d"s world a man"s business might be that would bring him out at this time of day, in all this dust and welter.
He wasn"t exactly a fat man. He was more like a man who had been fat recently. His skin was baggy and his clothes were too big for him, and he somehow looked like a man who should be fat, ordinarily, but who might have just got over a spell of sickness.
Mr. Thompson didn"t take to his looks at all, he couldn"t say why.
The stranger took off his hat. He said in a loud hearty voice, "Is this Mr. Thompson, Mr. Royal Earle Thompson?"
"That"s my name," said Mr. Thompson, almost quietly, he was so taken aback by the free manner of the stranger.
"My name is Hatch," said the stranger, "Mr. Homer T. Hatch, and I"ve come to see you about buying a horse."
"I expect you"ve been misdirected," said Mr. Thompson. "I haven"t got a horse for sale. Usually if I"ve got anything like that to sell," he said, "I tell the neighbors and tack up a little sign on the gate."
The fat man opened his mouth and roared with joy, showing rabbit teeth brown as shoeleather. Mr. Thompson saw nothing to laugh at, for once. The stranger shouted, "That"s just an old joke of mine." He caught one of his hands in the other and shook hands with himself heartily. "I always say something like that when I"m calling on a stranger, because I"ve noticed that when a feller says he"s come to buy something n.o.body takes him for a suspicious character. You see? Haw, haw, haw."
His joviality made Mr. Thompson nervous, because the expression in the man"s eyes didn"t match the sounds he was making.
"Haw, haw," laughed Mr. Thompson obligingly, still not seeing the joke. "Well, that"s all wasted on me because I never take any man for a suspicious character "til he shows hisself to be one. Says or does something," he explained. "Until that happens, one man"s as good as another, so far"s I"m I"m concerned." concerned."
"Well," said the stranger, suddenly very sober and sensible, "I ain"t come neither to buy nor sell. Fact is, I want to see you about 243.
something that"s of interest to us both. Yes, sir, I"d like to have a little talk with you, and it won"t cost you a cent."
"I guess that"s fair enough," said Mr. Thompson, reluctantly.
"Come on around the house where there"s a little shade."
They went round and seated themselves on two stumps under a chinaberry tree.
"Yes, sir, Homer T. Hatch is my name and America is my nation," said the stranger. "I reckon you must know the name? 1 used to have a cousin named Jameson Hatch lived up the country a ways."
"Don"t think I know the name," said Mr. Thompson. "There"s some Hatchers settled somewhere around Mountain City."
"Don"t know the old Hatch family," cried the man in deep concern. He seemed to be pitying Mr. Thompson"s ignorance. "Why, we came over from Georgia fifty years ago. Been here long yourself?"
"Just all my whole life," said Mr. Thompson, beginning to feel peevish. "And my pa and my grampap before me. Yes, sir, we"ve been right here all along. Anybody wants to find a Thompson knows where to look for him. My grampap immigrated in 1836."
"From Ireland, I reckon?" said the stranger.
"From Pennsylvania," said Mr. Thompson. "Now what makes you think we came from Ireland?"
The stranger opened his mouth and began to shout with merriment, and he shook hands with himself as if he hadn"t met himself for a long time. "Well, what I always says is, a feller"s got to come from somewhere, somewhere, ain"t he?" ain"t he?"
While they were talking, Mr. Thompson kept glancing at the face near him. He certainly did remind Mr. Thompson of somebody, or maybe he really had seen the man himself somewhere. He couldn"t just place the features. Mr. Thompson finally decided it was just that all rabbit-teethed men looked alike.
"That"s right," acknowledged Mr. Thompson, rather sourly, "but what I always say is, Thompsons have been settled here for so long it don"t make much difference any more where where they come from. Now a course, this is the slack season, and we"re all just laying round a little, but nevertheless we"ve all got our ch.o.r.es to do, and I don"t want to hurry you, and so if you"ve come to see me on business maybe we"d better get down to it." they come from. Now a course, this is the slack season, and we"re all just laying round a little, but nevertheless we"ve all got our ch.o.r.es to do, and I don"t want to hurry you, and so if you"ve come to see me on business maybe we"d better get down to it."
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"As I said, it"s not in a way, and again in a way it is," said the fat man. "Now I"m looking for a man named Helton, Mr. Olaf Eric Helton, from North Dakota, and I was told up around the country a ways that I might find him here, and I wouldn"t mind having a little talk with him. No, siree, I sure wouldn"t mind, if it"s all the same to you."
"I never knew his middle name," said Mr. Thompson, "but Mr.
Helton is right here, and been here now for going on nine years.
He"s a mighty steady man, and you can tell anybody I said so."
"I"m glad to hear that," said Mr. Homer T. Hatch. "I like to hear of a feller mending his ways and settling down. Now when I knew Mr. Helton he was pretty wild, yes, sir, wild is what he was, he didn"t know his own mind atall. Well, now, it"s going to be a great pleasure to me to meet up with an old friend and find him all settled down and doing well by hisself."
"We"ve all got to be young once," said Mr. Thompson. "It"s like the measles, it breaks out all over you, and you"re a nuisance to yourself and everybody else, but it don"t last, and it usually don"t leave no ill effects." He was so pleased with this notion he forgot and broke into a guffaw. The stranger folded his arms over his stomach and went into a kind of fit, roaring until he had tears in his eyes. Mr. Thompson stopped shouting and eyed the stranger uneasily. Now he liked a good laugh as well as any man, but there ought to be a little moderation. Now this feller laughed like a perfect lunatic, that was a fact. And he wasn"t laughing because he really thought things were funny, either. He was laughing for reasons of his own. Mr. Thompson fell into a moody silence, and waited until Mr. Hatch settled down a little.
Mr. Hatch got out a very dirty blue cotton bandanna and wiped his eyes. "That joke just about caught me where I live," he said, almost apologetically. "Now I wish I could think up things as funny as that to say. It"s a gift. It"s ..."
"If you want to speak to Mr. Helton, I"ll go and round him up,"
said Mr. Thompson, making motions as if he might get up. "He may be in the milk house and he may be setting in his shack this time of day." It was drawing towards five o"clock. "It"s right around the corner," he said.
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guess a few minutes more won"t make no difference, I just more wanted to locate him, like. That"s all."
Mr. Thompson stopped beginning to stand up, and unb.u.t.toned one more b.u.t.ton of his shirt, and said, "Well, he"s here, and he"s this kind of man, that if he had any business with you he"d like to get it over. He don"t dawdle, that"s one thing you can say for him."
Mr. Hatch appeared to sulk a little at these words. He wiped his face with the bandanna and opened his mouth to speak, when round the house there came the music of Mr. Helton"s harmonica.
Mr. Thompson raised a finger. "There he is," said Mr. Thompson.
"Now"s your time."
Mr. Hatch c.o.c.ked an ear towards the east side of the house and listened for a few seconds, a very strange expression on his face.
"I know that tune like I know the palm of my own hand," said Mr. Thompson, "but I never heard Mr. Helton say what it was."
"That"s a kind of Scandahoovian song," said Mr. Hatch. "Where I come from they sing it a lot. In North Dakota, they sing it. It says something about starting out in the morning feeling so good you can"t hardly stand it, so you drink up all your likker before noon. All the likker, y" understand, that you was saving for the noon lay-off. The words ain"t much, but it"s a pretty tune. It"s a kind of drinking song." He sat there drooping a little, and Mr.
Thompson didn"t like his expression. It was a satisfied expression, but it was more like the cat that et the canary.
"So far as I know," said Mr. Thompson, "he ain"t touched a drop since he"s been on the place, and that"s nine years this coming September. Yes, sir, nine years, so far as I know, he ain"t wetted his whistle once. And that"s more than I can say for myself," he said, meekly proud.
"Yes, that"s a drinking song," said Mr. Hatch. "I used to play "Little Brown Jug" on the fiddle when I was younger than I am now," he went on, "but this Helton, he just keeps it up. He just sits and plays it by himself."
"He"s been playing it off and on for nine years right here on the place," said Mr. Thompson, feeling a little proprietary.
"And he was certainly singing it as well, fifteen years before that, in North Dakota," said Mr. Hatch. "He used to sit up in a straitjacket, practically, when he was in the asylum-"
"What"s that you say?" said Mr. Thompson. "What"s that?"
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"Shucks, I didn"t mean to tell you," said Mr. Hatch, a faint leer of regret in his drooping eyelids. "Shucks, that just slipped out.
Funny, now I"d made up my mind I wouldn" say a word, because it would just make a lot of excitement, and what I say is, if a man has lived harmless and quiet for nine years it don"t matter if he is is loony, does it? So long"s he keeps quiet and don"t do n.o.body harm." loony, does it? So long"s he keeps quiet and don"t do n.o.body harm."
"You mean they had him in a straitjacket?" asked Mr. Thompson, uneasily. "In a lunatic asylum?"
"They sure did," said Mr. Hatch. "That"s right where they had him, from time to time."
"They put my Aunt Ida in one of them things in the State asylum," said Mr. Thompson. "She got vi"lent, and they put her in one of these jackets with long sleeves and tied her to an iron ring in the wall, and Aunt Ida got so wild she broke a blood vessel and when they went to look after her she was dead. I"d think one of them things was dangerous."
"Mr. Helton used to sing his drinking song when he was in a straitjacket," said Mr. Hatch. "Nothing ever bothered him, except if you tried to make him talk. That bothered him, and he"d get vi"lent, like your Aunt Ida. He"d get vi"lent and then they"d put him in the jacket and go off and leave him, and he"d lay there perfickly contented, so fars you could see, singing his song. Then one night he just disappeared. Left, you might say, just went, and n.o.body ever saw hide or hair of him again. And then I come along and find him here," said Mr. Hatch, "all settied down and playing the same song."
"He never acted crazy to me," said Mr. Thompson. "He always acted like a sensible man, to me. He never got married, for one thing, and he works like a horse, and I bet he"s got the first cent I paid him when he landed here, and he don"t drink, an he never says a word, much less swear, and he don"t waste time runnin"
around Sat.u.r.day nights, and if he"s crazy," said Mr. Thompson, "why, I think I"ll go crazy myself for a change."
"Haw, ha," said Mr. Hatch, "heh, he, that"s good! Ha, ha, ha, I hadn"t thought of it jes like that. Yeah, that"s right! Let"s all go crazy and get rid of our wives and save our money, hey?" He smiled unpleasantly, showing his little rabbit teeth.
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around and motioned toward the open window back of the honeysuckle trellis. "Let"s move off down here a little," he said. "I oughta thought of that before." His visitor bothered Mr. Thompson. He had a way of taking the words out of Mr. Thompson"s mouth, turning them around and mixing them up until Mr. Thompson didn"t know himself what he had said. "My wife"s not very strong," said Mr. Thompson. "She"s been kind of invalid now goin"
on fourteen years. It"s mighty tough on a poor man, havin" sickness in the family. She had four operations," he said proudly, "one right after the other, but they didn"t do any good. For five years hand-runnin", I just turned every nickel I made over to the doctors.
Upshot is, she"s a mighty delicate woman."