_Jer._ Go, _Cocles_, you will highly oblige us all.
_Coc._ Well, I"ll try; but if I do not succeed, do not lay the Fault on your Spokesman.
_Jer._ You promise well for it, I am out in my Opinion if you don"t get Leave. Go on Intreater, and return an Obtainer.
_Coc._ I"ll go, may _Mercury_ send me good Luck of my Errand. G.o.d save you, Sir.
_Ma._ What does this idle Pack want?
_Coc._ Your Servant, Reverend Master.
_Ma._ This is a treacherous Civility! I am well enough already. Tell me what "tis you came for.
_Coc._ Your whole School beg a Play-day.
_Ma._ You do nothing else but play, even without Leave.
_Coc._ Your Wisdom knows that moderate Play quickens the Wit, as you have taught us out of _Quintilian_.
_Ma._ Very well, how well you can remember what"s to your purpose? They that labour hard, had need of some Relaxation: But you that study idly, and play laboriously, had more need of a Curb, than a Snaffle.
_Coc._ If any Thing has been wanting in Times past, we"ll labour to make it up by future Diligence.
_Ma._ O rare Makers up! who will be Sureties for the performing this Promise?
_Coc._ I"ll venture my Head upon it.
_Ma._ Nay, rather venture your Tail. I know there is but little Dependance upon your Word; but however, I"ll try this Time what Credit may be given to you; if you deceive me now, you shall never obtain any Thing from me again. Let "em play; but let them keep together in the Field, don"t let them go a tippling or worse Exercises, and see they come Home betimes, before Sun set.
_Coc._ We will, Sir, I have gotten Leave, but with much a do.
_Jer._ O brave Lad! we all love you dearly.
_Coc._ But we must be sure not to transgress our Orders, for if we do, it will be all laid upon my Back; I have engaged for ye all, and if ye do, I"ll never be your Spokesman again.
_Jer._ We"ll take Care: But what Play do you like best?
_Coc._ We"ll talk of that when we come into the Fields.
I. _Of playing at Ball._
_NICHOLAS_ and _JEROME._
_Nic._ No Play is better to exercise all Parts of the Body than Stool-ball; but that"s fitter for Winter than Summer.
_Jer._ There is no Time of the Year with us, but what"s fit to play in.
_Nic._ We shall sweat less, if we play at Tennis.
_Jer._ Let"s let Nets alone to Fishermen; it"s prettier to catch it in our Hands.
_Nic._ Well, come on, I don"t much Matter; but how much shall we play for?
_Nic._ But I had rather spare my Corps than my Money.
_Jer._ And I value my Corps more than my Money: We must play for something, or we shall never play our best.
_Nic._ You say true.
_Jer._ Which Hand soever shall get the first three Games, shall pay the sixth Part of a Groat to the other; but upon Condition that what"s won shall be spent among all the Company alike.
_Nic._ Well, I like the Proposal; come done, let"s chuse Hands; but we are all so equally match"d, that it"s no great Matter who and who"s together.
_Jer._ You play a great Deal better than I.
_Nic._ But for all that, you have the better Luck.
_Jer._ Has Fortune anything to do at this Play?
_Nic._ She has to do everywhere.
_Jer._ Well, come let"s toss up. O Boys, very well indeed. I have got the Partners I would have.
_Nic._ And we like our Partners very well.
_Jer._ Come on, now for"t, he that will win, must look to his Game. Let every one stand to his Place bravely. Do you stand behind me ready to catch the Ball, if it goes beyond me; do you mind there, and beat it back when it comes from our Adversaries.
_Nic._ I"ll warrant ye, I"ll hit it if it comes near me.
_Jer._ Go on and prosper, throw up the Ball upon the House. He that throws and do"s not speak first shall lose his Cast.
_Nic._ Well, take it then.
_Jer._ Do you toss it; if you throw it beyond the Bounds, or short, or over the House, it shall go for nothing, and we won"t be cheated: And truly you throw nastily. As you toss it, I"ll give it you again; I"ll give you _a Rowland for an Oliver_; but it is better to play fairly and honestly.
_Nic._ It is best at Diversion, to beat by fair Play.
_Jer._ It is so, and in War too; these Arts have each their respective Laws: There are some Arts that are very unfair ones.
_Nic._ I believe so too, and more than seven too. Mark the Bounds with a Sh.e.l.l, or Brick-bat, or with your Hat if you will.
_Jer._ I"d rather do it with yours.
_Nic._ Take the Ball again.
_Jer._ Throw it; score it up.