_Ti._ Indeed it is a very pious Sentence.
_Eu._ This is your first Visit, Gentlemen, and I must not dismiss you without Presents; but plain ones, such as your Entertainment has been.
Boy, bring out the Presents: It is all one to me, whether you will draw Lots, or every one chuse for himself, they are all of a Price; that is to say, of no Value. You will not find _Heliogabatus_"s Lottery, a hundred Horses for one, and as many Flies for another. Here are four little Books, two Dials, a Lamp, and a Pen-Case: These I suppose will be more agreeable to you than Balsams, Dentrifices, or Looking-Gla.s.ses.
_Ti._ They are all so good, that it is a hard Matter to chuse; but do you distribute them according to your own Mind, and they"ll come the welcomer where they fall.
_Eu._ This little Book contains _Solomon_"s Proverbs in Parchment, it teaches Wisdom, and it is gilded, because Gold is a Symbol of Wisdom.
This shall be given to our grey-headed _Timothy_; that according to the Doctrine of the Gospel, to him that has Wisdom, Wisdom shall be given and abound.
_Ti._ I will be sure to make it my Study, to stand in less Need of it.
_Eu. Sophronius_, this Dial will suit you very well, whom I know to be so good a Husband of your Time, that you won"t let a Moment of that precious Thing be lost. It came out of the furthest Part of _Dalmatia_, and that"s all the Commendation I shall give it.
_Sophr._ You indeed admonish a Sluggard to be diligent.
_Eu._ You have in this little Book the Gospel written on Vellum; it deserv"d to be set with Diamonds, except that the Heart of a Man were a fitter Repository for it. Lay it up there, _Theophilus_, that you may be more and more like to your Name.
_The._ I will do my Endeavour, that you may not think your Present ill bestow"d.
_Eu._ There are St. _Paul_"s Epistles; your constant Companions, _Eulalius_, are in this Book; you use to have _Paul_ constantly in your Mouth, and he would not be there, if he were not in your Heart too: And now for the Time to come, you may more conveniently have him in your Hand, and in your Eye. This is a Gift with good Counsel into the Bargain. And there is no Present more precious than good Counsel.
_Eu._ This Lamp is very fit for _Chrysoglottus_, who is an insatiable Reader; and as M. _Tully_ says, a Glutton of Books.
_Ch._ I give you double Thanks; first, for so choice a Present, and in the next Place, for admonishing a drowsy Person of Vigilance.
_Eu. Theodidactus_ must have this Pen-Case, who writes much, and to excellent Purposes; and I dare p.r.o.nounce these Pens to be happy, by which the Honour of our Lord _Jesus Christ_ shall be celebrated, and that by such an Artist.
_The._ I would you could as well have supply"d me with Abilities, as you have with Instruments.
_Eu._ This contains some of the choicest of _Plutarch"s_ Books of Morals, and very fairly written by one very well skill"d in the _Greek_; I find in them so much Purity of Thought, that it is my Amazement, how such evangelical Notions should come into the Heart of a Heathen. This I will present to young _Uranius_, that is a Lover of the _Greek_ Language. Here is one Dial left, and that falls to our _Nephalius_, as a thrifty Dispenser of his Time.
_Neph._ We give you Thanks, not only for your Presents, but your Compliments too. For this is not so much a making of Presents, as Panegyricks.
_Eu._ I give you double Thanks, Gentlemen: First for taking these small Matters in so good Part; and secondly, for the Comfort I have receiv"d by your learned and pious Discourses. What Effect my Entertainment may have upon you I know not; but this I am sure of, you"ll leave me wiser and better for it. I know you take no Pleasure in Fiddles or Fools, and much less in Dice: Wherefore, if you please, we will pa.s.s away an Hour in seeing the rest of the Curiosities of my little Palace.
_Ti._ That"s the very Thing we were about to desire of you.
_Eu._ There is no Need of entreating a Man of his Word. I believe you have seen enough of this Summer Hall. It looks three Ways, you see; and which Way soever you turn your Eye, you have a most delicate Green before you. If we please, we can keep out the Air or Rain, by putting down the Sashes, if either of them be troublesome; and if the Sun is incommodious, we have thick folding Shutters on the out-Side, and thin ones within, to prevent that. When I dine here, I seem to dine in my Garden, not in my House, for the very Walls have their Greens and their Flowers intermix"d; and "tis no ill Painting neither. Here"s our Saviour celebrating his last Supper with his elect Disciples. Here"s _Herod_ a keeping his Birth-Day with a b.l.o.o.d.y Banquet. Here"s _Dives_, mention"d in the Gospel, in the Height of his Luxury, by and by sinking into h.e.l.l.
And here is _Lazarus_, driven away from his Doors, by and by to be receiv"d into _Abraham"s_ Bosom.
_Ti._ We don"t very well know this Story.
_Eu._ It is _Cleopatra_ contending with _Anthony_, which should be most luxurious; she has drunk down the first Pearl, and now reaches forth her Hand for the other. Here is the Battel of the _Centaurs_; and here _Alexander_ the Great thrusts his Launce through the Body of _Clytus_.
These Examples preach Sobriety to us at Table, and deter a Man from Gluttony and Excess. Now let us go into my Library, it is not furnish"d with very many Books, but those I have, are very good ones.
_Ti._ This Place carries a Sort of Divinity in it, every Thing is so shining.
_Eu._ You have now before you my chiefest Treasure: You see nothing at the Table but Gla.s.s and Tin, and I have in my whole House but one Piece of Plate, and that is a gilt Cup, which I preserve very carefully for the Sake of him that gave it me. This hanging Globe gives you a Prospect of the whole World. And here upon the Wall, are the several Regions of it describ"d more at large. Upon those other Walls, you have the Pictures of the most eminent Authors: There would be no End of Painting them all. In the first Place, here is _Christ_ sitting on the Mount, and stretching forth his Hand over his Head; the Father sends a Voice, saying, _Hear ye him_: the Holy Ghost, with outstretch"d Wings, and in a Glory, embracing him.
_Ti._ As G.o.d shall bless me, a Piece of Work worthy of _Apelles_.
_Eu._ Adjoining to the Library, there is a little Study, but a very neat one; and "tis but removing a Picture, and there is a Chimney behind it, if the Cold be troublesome. In Summer-Time it pa.s.ses for solid Wall.
_Ti._ Every Thing here looks like Jewels; and here"s a wonderful pretty Scent.
_Eu._ Above all Things, I love to have my House neat and sweet, and both these may be with little Cost. My Library has a little Gallery that looks into the Garden, and there is a Chapel adjoining to it.
_Ti._ The Place itself deserves a Deity.
_Eu._ Let us go now to those three Walks above the other that you have seen, that look into the Kitchen Garden. These upper Walks have a Prospect into both Gardens; but only by Windows with Shutters; especially, in the Walls that have no Prospect into the inner Garden, and that"s for the Safety of the House. Here upon the Left-Hand, because there is more Light, and fewer Windows, is painted the whole Life of _Jesus_, out of the History of the four Evangelists, as far as to the Mission of the Holy Ghost, and the first Preaching of the Apostles out of the Acts; and there are Notes upon the Places, that the Spectator may see near what Lake, or upon what Mountain such or such a Thing was done.
There are also t.i.tles to every Story, with an Abstract of the Contents, as that of our Saviour, _I will, Be thou clean_. Over against it you have the Types and Prophecies of the Old Testament; especially, out of the Prophets and Psalms, which are little else but the Life of Christ and Apostles related another Way. Here I sometimes walk, discoursing with myself, and meditating upon the unspeakable Counsel of G.o.d, in giving his Son for the Redemption of Mankind. Sometimes my Wife bears me Company, or sometimes a Friend that takes Delight in pious Things.
_Ti._ Who could be tired with this House?
_Eu._ No Body that has learn"d to live by himself. Upon the upper Border (as though not fit to be among the rest) are all the Popes Heads with their t.i.tles, and over against them the Heads of the _Caesars_, for the better taking in the Order of History. At each Corner, there is a Lodging Room, where I can repose myself, and have a Prospect of my Orchard, and my little Birds. Here, in the farthest Nook of the Meadow, is a little Banquetting House; there I sup sometimes in Summer, and I make Use of it, as an Infirmary, if any of my Family be taken ill, with any infectious Disease.
_Ti._ Some People are of Opinion, that those Diseases are not to be avoided.
_Eu._ Why then do Men shun a Pit or Poison? Or do they fear this the less, because they don"t see it? No more is the Poison seen, that a Basilisk darts from his Eyes. When Necessity calls for it, I would not stick to venture my Life: But to do it without any Necessity, is Rashness. There are some other Things worth your seeing; but my Wife shall shew you them: Stay here this three Days if you please, and make my House your Home; entertain your Eyes and your Minds, I have a little Business abroad: I must ride out to some of the Neighbouring Towns.
_Ti._ What, a Money Business?
_Eu._ I would not leave such Friends for the Sake of receiving a little Money.
_Ti._ Perhaps you have appointed a hunting Match.
_Eu._ It is a Kind of Hunting indeed, but it is something else I hunt, than either Boars or Stags.
_Ti._ What is it then?
_Eu._ I"ll tell you: I have a Friend in one Town lies dangerously ill; the Physician fears his Life, but I am afraid of his Soul: For I don"t think he"s so well prepar"d for his End as a Christian should be: I"ll go and give him some pious Admonitions that he may be the better for, whether he lives or dies. In another Town there are two Men bitterly at odds, they are no ill Men neither, but Men of a very obstinate Temper.
If the Matter should rise to a greater Height, I am afraid it would be of ill Consequence to more than themselves: I will do all I can in the World, to reconcile them; they are both my Kinsmen. This is my hunting Match, and if I shall have good Success in it, we"ll drink their Healths.
_Ti._ A very pious Hunting, indeed; we pray heartily, that not _Delia_ but _Christ_ would give you good Success.
_Eu._ I had rather obtain this Prey, than have two thousand Ducats left me for a Legacy.
_Ti._ Will you come back quickly?
_Eu._ Not till I have try"d every Thing; therefore, I can"t set a Time.
In the mean Time, be as free with any Thing of mine, as though it were your own, and enjoy yourselves.
_Ti._ G.o.d be with you, forward and backward.
_The APOTHEOSIS of CAPNIO._