_A Form of Recommending._
_Ch._ Recommend me kindly to _Curio_. Recommend me as kindly as may be to talkative _Curio_. Take Care to recommend me heartily to _Curio_. I desire you have me recommended to him. I recommend myself to him by you.
I recommend myself to you again and again. I recommend myself to your Favour with all the Earnestness possible. Leave _recommendo_ instead of _commendo_ to _Barbarians_. See that you don"t be sparing of your Speech with one that is full of Tongue. See that you be not of few Words with him that is a Man of many Words.
_A Form of Obsequiousness._
_Pe._ Would you have me obey you? Would you have me be obedient? Shall I obey you? Then you command me to imitate you. Since you would have it so, I"ll do it with all my Heart. Don"t hinder me any longer; don"t let us hinder one another.
_Ch._ But before you go, I intreat you not to think much to teach me how I must use these Sentences, _in mora, in causa, in culpa_; you use to be studious of Elegancy. Wherefore come on, I entreat you teach me; explain it to me, I love you dearly.
_In Culpa, In Causa, In Mora._
_Pe._ I must do as you would have me. The Fault is not in me. It is not in thee. The Delay is in thee. Thou art the Cause, is indeed grammatically spoken; these are more elegant.
_In Culpa._
I am not in the Fault. The Fault is not mine. I am without Fault. Your Idleness has been the Cause, that you have made no Proficiency, not your Master nor your Father. You are all in Fault. You are both in Fault. You are both to be blam"d. Ye are both to be accus"d. You have gotten this Distemper by your own ill Management. In like Manner they are said to be _in vitio_, to whom the Fault is to be imputed; and _in crimine_, they who are to be blam"d; and _in d.a.m.no_, who are Losers. This sort of Phrase is not to be inverted commonly; _d.a.m.num in illo est. Vitium in illo est._
_In Causa._
Sickness has been the Occasion that I have not written to you. My Affairs have been the Cause that I have written to you so seldom, and not Neglect. What was the Cause? What Cause was there? I was not the Cause. The Post-Man was in the Fault that you have had no Letters from me. Love and not Study is the Cause of your being so lean. This is the Cause.
_In Mora._
I won"t hinder you. What has hinder"d you? You have hindred us. You are always a Hindrance. What hindred you? Who has hindred you? You have what you ask"d for. It is your Duty to remember it. You have the Reward of your Respect. Farewell, my _Christian_.
_Ch._ And fare you well till to Morrow, my _Peter_.
_At Meeting._
_CHRISTIAN, AUSTIN._
_Ch._ G.o.d save you heartily, sweet _Austin_.
_Au._ I wish the same to you, most kind _Christian_. Good Morrow to you.
I wish you a good Day; but how do you do?
_Ch._ Very well as Things go, and I wish you what you wish for.
_Au._ I love you deservedly. I love thee. Thou deservest to be lov"d heartily. Thou speakest kindly. Thou art courteous. I give thee Thanks.
_I am angry with thee. The Form._
_Ch._ But I am something angry with you. But I am a little angry with you. But I am a little provok"d at you. I have something to be angry with you for.
_For what Cause. The Form._
_Au._ I pray what is it? Why so? But why, I beseech you? What Crime have I committed? What have I done? _Promereor bona_, I deserve Good; _Commereor mala_, I deserve Ill, or Punishment: The one is used in a good Sense, and the other in an ill. _Demeremur eum_, is said of him that we have attach"d to us by Kindness.
_Because you don"t Regard me._
_Ch._ Because you take no Care of me. Because you don"t regard me.
Because you come to see us so seldom. Because you wholly neglect us.
Because you quite neglect me. Because you seem to have cast off all Care of us.
_Au._ But there is no Cause for you to be angry. But you are angry without my Desert, and undeservedly; for it has not been my Fault, that I have come to see you but seldom: Forgive my Hurry of Business that has hindered me from seeing you, as often as I would have done.
_Ch._ I will pardon you upon this Condition, if you"ll come to Supper with me to Night. I"ll quit you upon that Condition, if you come to Supper with me in the Evening.
_Au. Christian_, you prescribe no hard Articles of Peace, and therefore I"ll come with all my Heart. Indeed I will do it willingly. Indeed I would do that with all Readiness in the World. I shan"t do that unwillingly. I won"t want much Courting to that. There is nothing in the World that I would do with more Readiness. I will do it with a willing Mind.
_Ch._ I commend your obliging Temper in this, and in all other Things.
_Au._ I use always to be thus obsequious to my Friends, especially when they require nothing but what"s reasonable. O ridiculous! Do you think I would refuse when offer"d me, that which I should have ask"d for of my own Accord?
_Don"t deceive me. The Form._
_Ch._ Well, but take Care you don"t delude me. See you don"t deceive me.
Take Care you don"t make me feed a vain Hope. See you don"t fail my Expectation. See you don"t disappoint me. See you don"t lull me on with a vain Hope.
_Au._ There is no Need to swear. In other Things, in other Matters you may be afraid of Perfidy. In this I won"t deceive you. But hark you, see that you provide nothing but what you do daily: I would have no holy Day made upon my Account. You know that I am a Guest that am no great Trencher Man, but a very merry Man.
_Ch._ I"ll be sure to take Care. I will entertain you with Scholars Commons, if not with slenderer Fare.