"I am not talking much to-day," said Whittlesy, ducking his head. "I went fooling round the Board of Trade yesterday; and they got me, and they got me good."
"How much did they catch you for, Whit?" McGlenn asked.
"I won"t say, but they got me, and got me good, but never mind. Ill go after "em."
The man who had been asleep on the leather lounge got up, stretched himself, looked about for a moment, and then, coming over to the group, said: "What"s all this b.l.o.o.d.y rot?" Seeing a stranger, he added, by way of apology: "I thought this was the regular roasting lay-out."
"Mr. Witherspoon," said Richmond, "let me introduce Mr. Mortimer, an old member of the club;" and when the introduction had been acknowledged, Richmond added: "Mortimer has just thought of something mean to say and has come over to say it. He dozes himself full of venom and then has to get rid of it."
"Our friend Richmond is about as truthful as he is complimentary,"
Mortimer replied.
"Yes," said Richmond, "but if I were no more complimentary than you are truthful, I should have a slam for everybody."
"Oh, ho, ho, no," McGlenn cried, and Richmond shouted: "Oh, I have been robbed."
Henry looked about for the cause of this commotion and saw a smiling man, portly and impressive, coming toward them with a dignified mince in his walk. And Mr. Flummers was introduced with half-humorous ceremony. He had rather a pleasant expression of countenance, and men who were well acquainted with him said that he had, though not so long of arm, an extensive reach for whisky. He was of impressive size, with a sort of Napoleonic head; and when hot on the trail of a drink, his voice held a most unctuous solicitude. He was exceedingly annoying to some people and was a source of constant delight to others. At one time he had formed the habit of being robbed, and later on he was drugged; but no one could conjecture what he would next add to his repertory. His troubles were amusing, his difficulties were humorous, his failures were laughable, and his sorrows were the cause for jest.
He had a growing paunch, and when he stood he leaned back slightly as though his rotund front found ease in exhibition. As a law student he had aimed a severe blow at justice, and failing as an attorney, he had served his country a good turn. As a reporter he wrote with a torch, and wrote well. All his utterances were declamatory; and he had a set of scallopy gestures that were far beyond the successful mimicry of his fellows. The less he thought the more wisely he talked. Meditation hampered him, and like a rabbit, he was generally at his best when he first "jumped up."
He shook hands with Henry, looked at him a moment and asked: "Are you going to run a newspaper with all those old geysers you"ve got over there?"
The new member winced.
"Don"t pay any attention to Flummers," John Richmond said.
"Oh, yes," Flummers insisted. "You see, I know all those fellows. Some of them were worn out ten years ago--but say, are you paying anything over there?"
"Yes, paying as much as any paper in the town."
"That"s the stuff; but say, you can afford it. Who rang the bell? Did anybody ring? Boy," (speaking to a waiter), "we ought to have something to drink here."
"Do _you_ want to pay for it?" Richmond asked.
"Oh, ho, ho, no, I"m busted. I"ve set "em up two or three times to-day."
"Why, you stuffed buffalo robe, you"--
"Oh, well, it was the other day, then. I"m all the time buying the drinks. If it weren"t for me you geysers would dry up. Say, John, touch the bell."
"Wait," said Henry. "Have something with me."
"Ah, now you command the respect of the commonwealth!" Flummers cried.
"By one heroic act you prove that your life is not a failure. These fellows round here make me tired. Boy, bring me a little whisky. What are you fellows going to take? What! you want a cigar?" he added, speaking to Henry.
"Oh, I had a great man on my staff yesterday--big railroad man. Do you know that some of those fellows like to have a man show them how to spend their money? I see I"m posted for dues. This munic.i.p.ality must think I"m made of money."
When he caught sight of the boy coming with the tray, a peculiar light, such as painters give the face of Hope, illumined his countenance, and clasping his hands, he unctuously greeted himself.
"Mr. Flummers," said McGlenn, "we all love you."
"Oh, no."
"Yes; it is disreputable, but we love you. It was a long time before I discovered your beauties. I used to think that the men who loved you were the enemies of a higher grade of life, and perhaps they were, but I love you. You are a great man, Mr. Flummers. Nature designed you to be the president of a life insurance company."
"Well, say, I know that."
"Yes," continued McGlenn. "A life insurance company ought to employ you as a great joss, and charge people for the privilege of a mere glimpse of you."
"I shouldn"t think," said Richmond, "that a man who had committed murder in Nebraska would be so extreme as to pose as the president of a life insurance company."
"Mr. Hammers, did you commit a murder in Nebraska?" McGlenn asked.
"Oh, no."
"But didn"t you confess that you killed a man there?" Richmond urged.
"Oh, well, that was a mistake."
"What? The confession?"
"No, the killing. You see, I was out of work, and I struck a doctor for a job in his drug-store; and once, when the doctor was away, an old fellow sent over to have a prescription filled, and I filled it.
And when the doctor returned he saw the funeral procession going past the store. He asked me what it meant, and I told him."
"Then what did he say?"
"He asked me if I got pay for the prescription. Oh, but he was a thrifty man!" Flummers clasped his hands, threw himself back and laughed with a jolting "he, he, he." "Well, I"ve got to go. Did anybody ring? Say, John"--to Richmond--"why don"t you buy something?"
"What? Oh, you gulp, you succession of swallows, you human sink-hole!
Flummers, I have bought you whisky enough to overflow the Mississippi."
"Oh, ho, ho, but not to-day, John. Past whisky is a scandal; in present whisky there lies a virtue. Never tell a man what you have done, John, lest he may think you boastful, but show him what you will do now, so that he may have the proof of your ability. Is it possible that I"ve got to shake you fellows? My time is too valuable to waste even with a mere contemplation of your riotous living."
He walked away with his mincing step. "There"s a character," said Henry, looking after him. "He is positively restful."
"Until he wants a drink," Mortimer replied, "and then he is restless.
Well, I must follow his example of withdrawal, if not his precept of appet.i.te. I am pleased to have met you, Mr. Witherspoon, and I hope to see you often."
"I think you shall, as I intend to make this my resting-place."
"There is another character," said McGlenn, referring to Mortimer. "He is a very learned man, so much so that he has no need of imagination.
He is a _very_ learned man."
"And he is charmed with the prospect of saying a mean thing," Richmond replied. "I tell him so," he added, "though that is needless, for he knows it himself. His mind has traveled over a large scope of intellectual territory, and he commands my respect while I object to his methods."
The conversation took a serious turn, and Richmond flooded it with his learning. His voice was low and his manner modest--a great man who in the game of human affairs played below the limit of his abilities.
McGlenn roused himself. When emphatic, he had a way of turning out his thumb and slowly hammering his knee with his fist. In his sky there was a cloud of pessimism, but the brightness of his speech threw a rainbow across it. He was a poet in the garb of a Diogenes. Many of his theories were wrong, but all were striking. Sometimes his sentences flashed like a scythe swinging in the sunshine.
Henry talked as he had never found occasion to talk before. These men inspired him, and in acknowledgment of this he said: "We may for years carry in our minds a sort of mist that we cannot shape into an idea.