This process he repeated seven times, always with the same solemn intentness, the same reproving and admonitory air.
At his seventh failure he turned with the dignity of a man overmastered by outrageous circ.u.mstance.
"Mercier not in?" he asked, sternly. (You would have said it was his son Randall that he admonished and reproved.)
"Not yet," said Ranny. And as he said it he possessed himself very gently of the measuring-gla.s.s and bottle. (Mr. Ransome affected not to notice this man[oe]uver.)
"What is it?"
"Tincture of strophanthus, sodae bicarb., and spirits of chloroform. Just you mind how you handle it."
"Right-O!" said Ranny.
The chemist"s small, iron-gray eyes were fixed on him with severity and resentment.
"How much?" said Ranny.
"Up to three." Mr. Ransome"s head was steadier than his hand.
Ranny poured the dose.
"Ac-acqua distillata--to eight ounces," said Mr. Ransome, disjointedly, but with an extreme incision.
Ranny poured again, and decanted the medicine into its bottle through a funnel, corked it, tied on the capsule, labeled, addressed, wrapped, and sealed it. The long-drawn, subtle corners of Ranny"s eyes and mouth were lifted in that irrepressible smile of his, while Mr. Ransome a.s.serted his pharmaceutical dignity by acrimonious comment. "_Now_ then! You might have club feet instead of hands. Tha"s right--mess the sealin"-wax, waste the string, spoil anything you haven"t got to pay for. That"ll do."
Mr. Ransome took the parcel from his son"s hand, turned it round and round under the gaslight, laid it down, and dismissed it with a flick as of contempt for his incompetence. At that Ranny gave way and giggled.
Ten minutes later he and his mother stood in the doorway of the back parlor and watched the master"s superb and solitary ascent to his bedroom on the first floor back. It was then that Ranny; still smiling, delivered his innermost opinion.
"Queer old Humming-bird. Ain"t he, Mar?"
His mother shook her head at him. "Oh, Ranny," she said, "you shouldn"t speak so disrespectful of your father."
But she kissed him for it, all the same.
CHAPTER V
That was how they kept it up together.
Not that Mrs. Ransome was conscious of keeping it up, of ministering to an illusion as monstrous as it was absurd. She had married Mr. Ransome, believing with a final and absolute conviction in his wisdom and his goodness. What she was keeping up had kept up for twenty-two years, and would keep up forever, was the att.i.tude of her undying youth. It was its triumph over life itself.
In her youth the draper"s daughter had been dazzled by Mr. Ransome, by his attainments, his position, his distinction. Fulleymore Ransome had about him the small refinement of the suburban shopkeeper, made finer by the intellectual processes that had turned him out a Pharmaceutical Chemist.
In her world of Wandsworth High Street his grave, fastidious figure had stood for everything that was superior. He was superior still. He had never offered his Headache as a spectacle to the public eye. Born in secrecy and solitude, it remained unseen outside the sacred circle of his home. Even there he had contrived to create around it an atmosphere of mystery. So that it was open to Mrs. Ransome to regard each Headache as an accident, a thing apart, solitary and miraculous in its occurrence. Faced with the incredible fact, she found a certain gratification in the thought that Mr. Ransome"s position enabled him to order the best spirit wholesale, and with a professional impunity. So inviolate was his privacy that not even the wine and spirit merchant next door could gage the amount of his expenditure in this item.
Thus, in Mrs. Ransome"s eyes, the worst Headache he had ever had could not impair his innermost integrity. Her vision of him was inspired by an innocence and sincerity that were of the substance of her soul. And in this optimism she had brought up her son.
Ranny, with his venturesomeness, had carried it a step further. For Ranny, not only did Mr. Ransome"s inebriety conceal itself under the name of Headache, but in those hours when the Headache cast its intolerable gloom over the household Ranny persisted--from his childhood he had persisted--in regarding his father, perversely, as the source and fount of joy.
It was in this happy light he saw him on Sunday morning, when Mrs.
Ransome came into the back parlor, where he was hiding his paper, _The Pink "Un_, behind him under the sofa cushions. She was wearing her new slaty-gray gown with the lace collar, and a head-dress that combined the decorum of the bonnet with the levity and fascination of the hat. Black it was, with a spray of damask roses and their leaves, that spring upward from Mrs. Ransome"s left ear.
"Your father"s goin" to church," she said.
Ranny sat up among his cushions and said: "Oh, Lord! That Humming-bird"s a fair treat."
He took it as a supreme instance of his father"s humor.
But that was not the way Mrs. Ransome meant that he should take it.
Ranny"s admiration implied that the Humming-bird was carrying it off, successfully, if you like, but still carrying it. Whereas what she desired him to see was that there was nothing to be carried off.
Obviously there could not be, when Mr. Ransome was prepared to go to church.
For the going to church of Mr. Ransome was itself a ritual, a high religious ceremony. Hitherto he had kept himself pure for it, abstaining from all Headache overnight. It was this habitual consecration of Mr.
Ransome that made his last lapse so remarkable and so important, while it revealed it as fortuitous. Ranny had missed the deep logic of his mother"s statement. Mr. Ransome was sidesman at the Parish Church, and at no time was the Headache compatible with being sidesman.
Nothing had ever interfered with the slow pageant of Mr. Ransome"s progress toward church. Outside in the pa.s.sage he was lingering over his preparations: the adjustment of his tie, the brushing of his tall hat, the drawing on of the dogskin gloves he wore in his office. It was not easy for Mr. Ransome to exceed the professional dignity of his frock coat and gray trousers, and yet every Sunday, by some miracle, he did exceed it. Each minute irreproachable detail of his dress accentuated, reiterated, the suggestion of his perpetual sobriety.
Still, there remained the memory of last night. Mrs. Ransome did not evade it; on the contrary, she used it to demonstrate the indomitable power of Mr. Ransome"s will.
"_I_ say he ought to be layin" down," she said. "But there--He won"t.
You know what He is since He"s been sidesman. It"s my belief He"d rise up off his deathbed to hand that plate. It"s his duty to go, and go He will if He drops. That"s your father all over."
"That"s Him," Ranny a.s.sented.
His mother looked him in the face. It was the look, familiar to Ranny on a Sunday morning, that, while it reinstated Ranny"s father in his rect.i.tude, contrived subtly, insidiously, to put Ranny in the wrong.
"You"re going, too," his mother said.
Well, no, he wasn"t exactly going. Not, that was to say, to any church in Wandsworth. (He had, in fact, a pressing engagement to meet young Tyser at the first easterly signpost on Putney Common, and cycle with him to Richmond.)
"It"s only a spin," said Ranny, though the look on his mother"s face was enough to tell him that a spin, on a Sunday, was dissipation, and he, recklessly, iniquitously spinning, a prodigal most unsuitably descended from an upright father.
And then (this happened nearly every Sunday) Ranny set himself to charm away that look from his mother"s face. First of all he said she was a tip-topper, a howling swell, and asked her where _she_ expected to go to in that hat, nippin" in and cuttin" all the girls out, and she a married woman and a mother; and whether it wouldn"t be fairer all around, and much more proper, if she was to wear something in the nature of a veil?
Then he b.u.t.toned up her gloves over her little fat wrists and kissed her in several places where the veil ought to have been; and when he had informed her that "the Humming-bird was a regular toff," and had dismissed them both with his blessing, standing on the doorstep of the shop, he wheeled his bicycle out into the street, mounted it, and followed at the pace of a walking funeral until his parents had disappeared into the Parish Church.
Then Ranny, in his joy, set up a prolonged ringing of his bicycle bell, as it were the cry of his young soul, a shrill song of triumph and liberation and delight. And in his own vivid phrase, he "let her rip."
Of course he was a prodigal, a wastrel, a spendthrift. Going the pace, he was, with a vengeance, like a razzling-dazzling, devil-may-care young dog.
A prodigal driven by the l.u.s.t of speed, dissipating his divine energies in this fierce whirling of the wheels; scattering his youth to the sun and his strength to the wind in the fury of riotous "biking." A drunkard, mad-drunk, blind-drunk with the draught of his onrush.
That was Ranny on a Sunday morning.