LXXIV.

TO MISS LOGAN,

WITH BEATTIE"S POEMS FOR A NEW YEAR"S GIFT.

JAN. 1, 1787.

[Burns was fond of writing compliments in books, and giving them in presents among his fair friends. Miss Logan, of Park house, was sister to Major Logan, of Camlarg, and the "sentimental sister Susie," of the Epistle to her brother. Both these names were early dropped out of the poet"s correspondence.]

Again the silent wheels of time Their annual round have driv"n, And you, tho" scarce in maiden prime, Are so much nearer Heav"n.

No gifts have I from Indian coasts The infant year to hail: I send you more than India boasts In Edwin"s simple tale.

Our s.e.x with guile and faithless love Is charg"d, perhaps, too true; But may, dear maid, each lover prove An Edwin still to you!

LXXV.

THE AMERICAN WAR.

A FRAGMENT.

[Dr. Blair said that the politics of Burns smelt of the smithy, which, interpreted, means, that they were unstatesman-like, and worthy of a country ale-house, and an audience of peasants. The Poem gives us a striking picture of the humorous and familiar way in which the hinds and husbandmen of Scotland handle national topics: the smithy is a favourite resort, during the winter evenings, of rustic politicians; and national affairs and parish scandal are alike discussed. Burns was in those days, and some time after, a vehement Tory: his admiration of "Chatham"s Boy," called down on him the dusty indignation of the republican Ritson.]

I.

When Guildford good our pilot stood, And did our h.e.l.lim thraw, man, Ae night, at tea, began a plea, Within America, man: Then up they gat the maskin-pat, And in the sea did jaw, man; An" did nae less in full Congress, Than quite refuse our law, man.

II.

Then thro" the lakes Montgomery takes, I wat he was na slaw, man; Down Lowrie"s burn he took a turn, And Carleton did ca", man; But yet, what-reck, he, at Quebec, Montgomery-like did fa", man, Wi" sword in hand, before his band, Amang his en"mies a", man.

III.

Poor Tammy Gage, within a cage, Was kept at Boston ha", man; Till Willie Howe took o"er the knowe For Philadelphia, man; Wi" sword an" gun he thought a sin Guid Christian blood to draw, man: But at New York, wi" knife an" fork, Sir-loin he hacked sma", man.

IV.

Burgoyne gaed up, like spur an" whip, Till Fraser brave did fa", man, Then lost his way, ae misty day, In Saratoga shaw, man.

Cornwallis fought as lang"s he dought, An" did the buckskins claw, man; But Clinton"s glaive frae rust to save, He hung it to the wa", man.

V.

Then Montague, an" Guilford, too, Began to fear a fa", man; And Sackville dour, wha stood the stoure, The German Chief to thraw, man; For Paddy Burke, like ony Turk, Nae mercy had at a", man; An" Charlie Fox threw by the box, An" lows"d his tinkler jaw, man.

VI.

Then Rockingham took up the game, Till death did on him ca", man; When Shelburne meek held up his cheek, Conform to gospel law, man; Saint Stephen"s boys, wi" jarring noise, They did his measures thraw, man, For North an" Fox united stocks, An" bore him to the wa", man.

VII.

Then clubs an" hearts were Charlie"s cartes, He swept the stakes awa", man, Till the diamond"s ace, of Indian race, Led him a sair _faux pas_, man; The Saxon lads, wi" loud placads, On Chatham"s boy did ca", man; An" Scotland drew her pipe, an" blew, "Up, Willie, waur them a", man!"

VIII.

Behind the throne then Grenville"s gone, A secret word or twa, man; While slee Dundas arous"d the cla.s.s, Be-north the Roman wa", man: An" Chatham"s wraith, in heavenly graith, (Inspired Bardies saw, man) Wi" kindling eyes cry"d "Willie, rise!

Would I hae fear"d them a", man?"

IX.

But, word an" blow, North, Fox, and Co., Gowff"d Willie like a ba", man, Till Suthron raise, and coost their claise Behind him in a raw, man; An" Caledon threw by the drone, An" did her whittle draw, man; An" swoor fu" rude, thro" dirt an" blood To make it guid in law, man.

LXXVI.

THE DEAN OF FACULTY.

A NEW BALLAD.

[The Hal and Bob of these satiric lines were Henry Erskine, and Robert Dundas: and their contention was, as the verses intimate, for the place of Dean of the Faculty of Advocates: Erskine was successful. It is supposed that in characterizing Dundas, the poet remembered "the incurable wound which his pride had got" in the affair of the elegiac verses on the death of the elder Dundas. The poem first appeared in the Reliques of Burns.]

I.

Dire was the hate at old Harlaw, That Scot to Scot did carry; And dire the discord Langside saw, For beauteous, hapless Mary: But Scot with Scot ne"er met so hot, Or were more in fury seen, Sir, Than "twixt Hal and Bob for the famous job-- Who should be Faculty"s Dean, Sir.--

II.

This Hal for genius, wit, and lore, Among the first was number"d; But pious Bob, "mid learning"s store, Commandment tenth remember"d.-- Yet simple Bob the victory got, And won his heart"s desire; Which shows that heaven can boil the pot, Though the devil p--s in the fire.--

III.

Squire Hal besides had in this case Pretensions rather bra.s.sy, For talents to deserve a place Are qualifications saucy; So, their worships of the Faculty, Quite sick of merit"s rudeness, Chose one who should owe it all, d"ye see, To their gratis grace and goodness.--

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