Iram, coram, dago.
But please transmit the enclosed letter, Igo and ago, Which will oblige your humble debtor, Iram, coram, dago.
So may he hae auld stanes in store, Igo and ago, The very stanes that Adam bore, Iram, coram, dago.
So may ye get in glad possession, Igo and ago, The coins o" Satan"s coronation!
Iram, coram, dago.
CXVIII.
TAM O" SHANTER.
A TALE.
"Of brownys and of bogilis full is this buke."
GAWIN DOUGLAS
[This is a West-country legend, embellished by genius. No other Poem in our language displays such variety of power, in the same number of lines. It was written as an inducement to Grose to admit Alloway-Kirk into his work on the Antiquities of Scotland; and written with such ecstasy, that the poet shed tears in the moments of composition. The walk in which it was conceived, on the braes of Ellisland, is held in remembrance in the vale, and pointed out to poetic inquirers: while the scene where the poem is laid--the crumbling ruins--the place where the chapman perished in the snow--the tree on which the poor mother of Mungo ended her sorrows--the cairn where the murdered child was found by the hunters--and the old bridge over which Maggie bore her astonished master when all h.e.l.l was in pursuit, are first-rate objects of inspection and inquiry in the "Land of Burns." "In the inimitable tale of Tam o" Shanter," says Scott "Burns has left us sufficient evidence of his ability to combine the ludicrous with the awful, and even the horrible. No poet, with the exception of Shakspeare, ever possessed the power of exciting the most varied and discordant emotions with such rapid transitions."]
When chapman billies leave the street, And drouthy neebors neebors meet, As market-days are wearing late, An" folk begin to tak" the gate; While we sit bousing at the nappy, An" gettin" fou and unco happy, We think na on the lang Scots miles, The mosses, waters, slaps, and stiles, That lie between us and our hame, Where sits our sulky sullen dame, Gathering her brows like gathering storm, Nursing her wrath to keep it warm.
This truth fand honest Tam O" Shanter, As he frae Ayr ae night did canter, (Auld Ayr, wham ne"er a town surpa.s.ses, For honest men and bonny la.s.ses.) O Tam! hadst thou but been sae wise, As ta"en thy ain wife Kate"s advice!
She tauld thee weel thou was a skellum, A blethering, bl.u.s.tering, drunken blellum; That frae November till October, Ae market-day thou wasna sober; That ilka melder, wi" the miller, Thou sat as lang as thou had siller; That ev"ry naig was ca"d a shoe on, The smith and thee gat roaring fou on; That at the Lord"s house, ev"n on Sunday, Thou drank wi" Kirton Jean till Monday.
She prophesy"d, that late or soon, Thou would be found deep drown"d in Doon; Or catch"d wi" warlocks in the mirk, By Alloway"s auld haunted kirk.
Ah, gentle dames! it gars me greet, To think how mony counsels sweet, How mony lengthen"d sage advices, The husband frae the wife despises!
But to our tale:--Ae market night, Tam had got planted unco right; Fast by an ingle bleezing finely, Wi" reaming swats, that drank divinely; And at his elbow, Souter Johnny, His ancient, trusty, drouthy crony; Tam lo"ed him like a vera brither; They had been fou" for weeks thegither!
The night drave on wi" sangs an" clatter; And ay the ale was growing better: The landlady and Tam grew gracious; Wi" favors secret, sweet, and precious; The Souter tauld his queerest stories; The landlord"s laugh was ready chorus:[105]
The storm without might rair and rustle-- Tam did na mind the storm a whistle.
Care, mad to see a man sae happy, E"en drown"d himself amang the nappy!
As bees flee hame wi" lades o" treasure, The minutes wing"d their way wi" pleasure: Kings may be blest, but Tam was glorious, O"er a" the ills o" life victorious.
But pleasures are like poppies spread, You seize the flow"r, its bloom is shed; Or like the snow falls in the river, A moment white--then melts for ever; Or like the borealis race, That flit ere you can point their place; Or like the rainbow"s lovely form Evanishing amid the storm.
Nae man can tether time or tide; The hour approaches Tam maun ride; That hour, o" night"s black arch the key-stane, That dreary hour he mounts his beast in; And sic a night he taks the road in As ne"er poor sinner was abroad in.
The wind blew as "twad blawn its last; The rattling show"rs rose on the blast; The speedy gleams the darkness swallow"d; Loud, deep, and lang the thunder bellow"d: That night, a child might understand, The de"il had business on his hand.
Weel mounted on his gray mare, Meg, A better never lifted leg, Tam skelpit on thro" dub and mire, Despising wind, and rain, and fire; Whiles holding fast his guid blue bonnet; Whiles crooning o"er some auld Scots sonnet; Whiles glow"ring round wi" prudent cares, Lest bogles catch him unawares; Kirk-Alloway was drawing nigh, Whare ghaists and houlets nightly cry.--
By this time he was cross the foord, Whare in the snaw the chapman smoor"d; And past the birks and meikle stane, Where drunken Charlie brak"s neck-bane; And thro" the whins, and by the cairn, Where hunters fand the murder"d bairn; And near the thorn, aboon the well, Where Mungo"s mither hang"d hersel".
Before him Doon pours all his floods; The doubling storm roars thro" the woods; The lightnings flash from pole to pole; Near and more the thunders roll; When, glimmering thro" the groaning trees, Kirk-Alloway seem"d in a bleeze; Thro" ilka bore the beams were glancing; And loud resounded mirth and dancing.
Inspiring, bold John Barleycorn!
What dangers thou canst make us scorn!
Wi" tippenny, we fear nae evil; Wi" usquabae we"ll face the devil!
The swats sae ream"d in Tammie"s noddle, Fair play, he car"d nae deils a boddle.
But Maggie stood right sair astonish"d, "Till, by the heel and hand admonish"d, She ventur"d forward on the light; And wow! Tam saw an unco sight!
Warlocks and witches in a dance; Nae cotillion brent new frae France, But hornpipes, jigs, strathspeys, and reels, Put life and mettle in their heels: A winnock-bunker in the east, There sat auld Nick, in shape o" beast; A towzie tyke, black, grim, and large, To gie them music was his charge; He screw"d the pipes and gart them skirl, Till roof and rafters a" did dirl.-- Coffins stood round, like open presses; That shaw"d the dead in their last dresses; And by some devilish cantrip slight Each in its cauld hand held a light-- By which heroic Tam was able To note upon the haly table, A murderer"s banes in gibbet airns; Twa span-lang, wee, unchristen"d bairns; A thief, new-cutted frae a rape, Wi" his last gasp his gab did gape; Five tomahawks, wi" bluid red-rusted; Five scimitars, wi" murder crusted; A garter, which a babe had strangled; A knife, a father"s throat had mangled, Whom his ain son o" life bereft, The gray hairs yet stack to the heft:[106]
Wi" mair o" horrible and awfu", Which ev"n to name would be unlawfu".
As Tammie glowr"d, amaz"d, and curious, The mirth and fun grew fast and furious: The piper loud and louder blew; The dancers quick and quicker flew; They reel"d, they set, they cross"d, they cleekit, "Till ilka carlin swat and reekit, And coost her duddies to the wark, And linket at it in her sark!
Now Tam, O Tam! had thae been queans A" plump and strapping, in their teens; Their sarks, instead o" creeshie flannen, Been snaw-white seventeen hunder linen, Thir breeks o" mine, my only pair, That ance were plush, o" guid blue hair, I wad hae gi"en them off my hurdies, For ae blink o" the bonnie burdies!
But wither"d beldams, auld and droll, Rigwoodie hags, wad spean a foal, Lowping an" flinging on a c.u.mmock, I wonder didna turn thy stomach.
But Tam kenn"d what was what fu" brawlie, There was a winsome wench and walie, That night enlisted in the core, (Lang after kenn"d on Carrick sh.o.r.e; For mony a beast to dead she shot, And perish"d mony a bonnie boat, And shook baith meikle corn and bear, And kept the country-side in fear.) Her cutty sark, o" Paisley harn, That, while a la.s.sie, she had worn, In longitude tho" sorely scanty, It was her best, and she was vauntie--
Ah! little kenn"d the reverend grannie, That sark she coft for her wee Nannie, Wi" twa pund Scots ("twas a" her riches), Wad ever grac"d a dance of witches!
But here my muse her wing maun cour; Sic flights are far beyond her pow"r; To sing how Nannie lap and flang, (A souple jade she was and strung,) And how Tam stood, like ane bewitch"d; And thought his very een enrich"d; Even Satan glowr"d, and fidg"d fu" fain, And hotch"d and blew wi" might and main: "Till first ae caper, syne anither, Tam tint his reason a" thegither, And roars out, "Weel done, Cutty-sark!"
And in an instant all was dark: And scarcely had he Maggie rallied, When out the h.e.l.lish legion sallied.
As bees bizz out wi" angry fyke, When plundering herds a.s.sail their byke; As open p.u.s.s.ie"s mortal foes, When, pop! she starts before their nose; As eager runs the market-crowd, When "Catch the thief!" resounds aloud; So Maggie runs, the witches follow, Wi" mony an eldritch screech and hollow.
Ah, Tam! Ah, Tam! thou"ll get thy fairin"!
In h.e.l.l they"ll roast thee like a herrin"!
In vain thy Kate awaits thy comin"!
Kate soon will be a woefu" woman!
Now do thy speedy utmost, Meg, And win the key-stane[107] of the brig; There at them thou thy tail may toss, A running stream they darena cross!
But ere the key-stane she could make, The fient a tail she had to shake!
For Nannie, far before the rest, Hard upon n.o.ble Maggie prest, And flew at Tam wi" furious ettle; But little wist she Maggie"s mettle-- Ae spring brought off her master hale, But left behind her ain gray tail: The carlin claught her by the rump, And left poor Maggie scarce a stump.
Now, wha this tale o" truth shall read, Ilk man and mother"s son, take heed: Whene"er to drink you are inclin"d, Or cutty-sarks run in your mind, Think! ye may buy the joys o"er dear-- Remember Tam O" Shanter"s mare.
FOOTNOTES:
[Footnote 105: VARIATION.
The cricket raised its cheering cry, The kitten chas"d its tail in joy.]
[Footnote 106: VARIATION.
Three lawyers" tongues turn"d inside out, Wi" lies seem"d like a beggar"s clout; And priests" hearts rotten black as muck, Lay stinking vile, in every neuk.]
[Footnote 107: It is a well-known fact that witches, or any evil spirits, have no power to follow a poor wight any further than the middle of the next running stream. It may be proper likewise to mention to the benighted traveller, that when he falls in with _bogles_, whatever danger there may be in his going forward, there is much more hazard in turning back.]