TO THE SAME,
ON THE AUTHOR BEING THREATENED WITH HIS
RESENTMENT.
Spare me thy vengeance, Galloway, In quiet let me live: I ask no kindness at thy hand, For thou hast none to give.
LXII.
ON A COUNTRY LAIRD.
[Mr. Maxwell, of Cardoness, afterwards Sir David, exposed himself to the rhyming wrath of Burns, by his activity in the contested elections of Heron.]
Bless Jesus Christ, O Cardoness, With grateful lifted eyes, Who said that not the soul alone But body too, must rise: For had he said, "the soul alone From death I will deliver;"
Alas! alas! O Cardoness, Then thou hadst slept for ever.
LXIII.
ON JOHN BUSHBY.
[Burns, in his harshest lampoons, always admitted the talents of Bushby: the peasantry, who hate all clever attorneys, loved to handle his character with unsparing severity.]
Here lies John Bushby, honest man!
Cheat him, Devil, gin ye can.
LXIV.
THE TRUE LOYAL NATIVES.
[At a dinner-party, where politics ran high, lines signed by men who called themselves the true loyal natives of Dumfries, were handed to Burns: he took a pencil, and at once wrote this reply.]
Ye true "Loyal Natives," attend to my song, In uproar and riot rejoice the night long; From envy or hatred your corps is exempt, But where is your shield from the darts of contempt?
LXV.
ON A SUICIDE.
[Burns was observed by my friend, Dr. Copland Hutchinson, to fix, one morning, a bit of paper on the grave of a person who had committed suicide: on the paper these lines were pencilled.]
Earth"d up here lies an imp o" h.e.l.l, Planted by Satan"s dibble-- Poor silly wretch, he"s d.a.m.n"d himsel"
To save the Lord the trouble.
LXVI.
EXTEMPORE
PINNED ON A LADY"S COUCH.
["Printed," says Sir Harris Nicolas, "from a copy in Burns"s handwriting," a slight alteration in the last line is made from an oral version.]
If you rattle along like your mistress"s tongue, Your speed will outrival the dart: But, a fly for your load, you"ll break down on the road If your stuff has the rot, like her heart.
LXVII.
LINES
TO JOHN RANKINE.
[These lines were said to have been written by the poet to Rankine, of Adamhill, with orders to forward them when he died.]
He who of Rankine sang lies stiff and dead, And a green gra.s.sy hillock hides his head; Alas! alas! a devilish change indeed.