Oph. O, what a n.o.ble mind is here o"erthrown!
The courtier"s, scholar"s, soldier"s, eye, tongue, sword, Th" expectancy and rose of the fair state, The gla.s.s of fashion and the mould of form, Th" observ"d of all observers- quite, quite down!
And I, of ladies most deject and wretched, That suck"d the honey of his music vows, Now see that n.o.ble and most sovereign reason, Like sweet bells jangled, out of tune and harsh; That unmatch"d form and feature of blown youth Blasted with ecstasy. O, woe is me T" have seen what I have seen, see what I see!
Enter King and Polonius.
King. Love? his affections do not that way tend; Nor what he spake, though it lack"d form a little, Was not like madness. There"s something in his soul O"er which his melancholy sits on brood; And I do doubt the hatch and the disclose Will be some danger; which for to prevent, I have in quick determination Thus set it down: he shall with speed to England For the demand of our neglected tribute.
Haply the seas, and countries different, With variable objects, shall expel This something-settled matter in his heart, Whereon his brains still beating puts him thus From fashion of himself. What think you on"t?
Pol. It shall do well. But yet do I believe The origin and commencement of his grief Sprung from neglected love.- How now, Ophelia?
You need not tell us what Lord Hamlet said.
We heard it all.- My lord, do as you please; But if you hold it fit, after the play Let his queen mother all alone entreat him To show his grief. Let her be round with him; And I"ll be plac"d so please you, in the ear Of all their conference. If she find him not, To England send him; or confine him where Your wisdom best shall think.
King. It shall be so.
Madness in great ones must not unwatch"d go. Exeunt.
Scene II.
Elsinore. hall in the Castle.
Enter Hamlet and three of the Players.
Ham. Speak the speech, I pray you, as I p.r.o.nounc"d it to you, trippingly on the tongue. But if you mouth it, as many of our players do, I had as live the town crier spoke my lines. Nor do not saw the air too much with your hand, thus, but use all gently; for in the very torrent, tempest, and (as I may say) whirlwind of your pa.s.sion, you must acquire and beget a temperance that may give it smoothness. O, it offends me to the soul to hear a robustious periwig-pated fellow tear a pa.s.sion to tatters, to very rags, to split the cars of the groundlings, who (for the most part) are capable of nothing but inexplicable dumb shows and noise. I would have such a fellow whipp"d for o"erdoing Termagant. It out-herods Herod. Pray you avoid it.
Player. I warrant your honour.
Ham. Be not too tame neither; but let your own discretion be your tutor. Suit the action to the word, the word to the action; with this special observance, that you o"erstep not the modesty of nature: for anything so overdone is from the purpose of playing, whose end, both at the first and now, was and is, to hold, as "twere, the mirror up to nature; to show Virtue her own feature, scorn her own image, and the very age and body of the time his form and pressure. Now this overdone, or come tardy off, though it make the unskilful laugh, cannot but make the judicious grieve; the censure of the which one must in your allowance o"erweigh a whole theatre of others. O, there be players that I have seen play, and heard others praise, and that highly (not to speak it profanely), that, neither having the accent of Christians, nor the gait of Christian, pagan, nor man, have so strutted and bellowed that I have thought some of Nature"s journeymen had made men, and not made them well, they imitated humanity so abominably.
Player. I hope we have reform"d that indifferently with us, sir.
Ham. O, reform it altogether! And let those that play your clowns speak no more than is set down for them. For there be of them that will themselves laugh, to set on some quant.i.ty of barren spectators to laugh too, though in the mean time some necessary question of the play be then to be considered. That"s villanous and shows a most pitiful ambition in the fool that uses it. Go make you ready.
Exeunt Players.
Enter Polonius, Rosencrantz, and Guildenstern.
How now, my lord? Will the King hear this piece of work?
Pol. And the Queen too, and that presently.
Ham. Bid the players make haste, [Exit Polonius.] Will you two help to hasten them?
Both. We will, my lord. Exeunt they two.
Ham. What, ho, Horatio!
Enter Horatio.
Hor. Here, sweet lord, at your service.
Ham. Horatio, thou art e"en as just a man As e"er my conversation cop"d withal.
Hor. O, my dear lord!
Ham. Nay, do not think I flatter; For what advancement may I hope from thee, That no revenue hast but thy good spirits To feed and clothe thee? Why should the poor be flatter"d?
No, let the candied tongue lick absurd pomp, And crook the pregnant hinges of the knee Where thrift may follow fawning. Dost thou hear?
Since my dear soul was mistress of her choice And could of men distinguish, her election Hath scald thee for herself. For thou hast been As one, in suff"ring all, that suffers nothing; A man that Fortune"s buffets and rewards Hast ta"en with equal thanks; and blest are those Whose blood and judgment are so well commingled That they are not a pipe for Fortune"s finger To sound what stop she please. Give me that man That is not pa.s.sion"s slave, and I will wear him In my heart"s core, ay, in my heart of heart, As I do thee. Something too much of this I There is a play to-night before the King.
One scene of it comes near the circ.u.mstance, Which I have told thee, of my father"s death.
I prithee, when thou seest that act afoot, Even with the very comment of thy soul Observe my uncle. If his occulted guilt Do not itself unkennel in one speech, It is a d.a.m.ned ghost that we have seen, And my imaginations are as foul As Vulcan"s st.i.thy. Give him heedful note; For I mine eyes will rivet to his face, And after we will both our judgments join In censure of his seeming.
Hor. Well, my lord.
If he steal aught the whilst this play is playing, And scape detecting, I will pay the theft.
Sound a flourish. [Enter Trumpets and Kettledrums. Danish march. [Enter King, Queen, Polonius, Ophelia, Rosencrantz, Guildenstern, and other Lords attendant, with the Guard carrying torches.
Ham. They are coming to the play. I must be idle.
Get you a place.
King. How fares our cousin Hamlet?
Ham. Excellent, i" faith; of the chameleon"s dish. I eat the air, promise-cramm"d. You cannot feed capons so.
King. I have nothing with this answer, Hamlet. These words are not mine.
Ham. No, nor mine now. [To Polonius] My lord, you play"d once i" th" university, you say?
Pol. That did I, my lord, and was accounted a good actor.
Ham. What did you enact?
Pol. I did enact Julius Caesar; I was kill"d i" th" Capitol; Brutus kill"d me.
Ham. It was a brute part of him to kill so capital a calf there. Be the players ready.
Ros. Ay, my lord. They stay upon your patience.
Queen. Come hither, my dear Hamlet, sit by me.
Ham. No, good mother. Here"s metal more attractive.
Pol. [to the King] O, ho! do you mark that?
Ham. Lady, shall I lie in your lap?
[Sits down at Ophelia"s feet.]
Oph. No, my lord.
Ham. I mean, my head upon your lap?
Oph. Ay, my lord.
Ham. Do you think I meant country matters?
Oph. I think nothing, my lord.
Ham. That"s a fair thought to lie between maids" legs.
Oph. What is, my lord?
Ham. Nothing.
Oph. You are merry, my lord.
Ham. Who, I?
Oph. Ay, my lord.
Ham. O G.o.d, your only jig-maker! What should a man do but be merry?
For look you how cheerfully my mother looks, and my father died within "s two hours.
Oph. Nay "tis twice two months, my lord.
Ham. So long? Nay then, let the devil wear black, for I"ll have a suit of sables. O heavens! die two months ago, and not forgotten yet? Then there"s hope a great man"s memory may outlive his life half a year. But, by"r Lady, he must build churches then; or else shall he suffer not thinking on, with the hobby-horse, whose epitaph is "For O, for O, the hobby-horse is forgot!"
Hautboys play. The dumb show enters.
Enter a King and a Queen very lovingly; the Queen embracing him and he her. She kneels, and makes show of protestation unto him. He takes her up, and declines his head upon her neck. He lays him down upon a bank of flowers. She, seeing him asleep, leaves him. Anon comes in a fellow, takes off his crown, kisses it, pours poison in the sleeper"s ears, and leaves him. The Queen returns, finds the King dead, and makes pa.s.sionate action. The Poisoner with some three or four Mutes, comes in again, seem to condole with her. The dead body is carried away. The Poisoner wooes the Queen with gifts; she seems harsh and unwilling awhile, but in the end accepts his love.
Exeunt.
Oph. What means this, my lord?
Ham. Marry, this is miching malhecho; it means mischief.
Oph. Belike this show imports the argument of the play.
Enter Prologue.
Ham. We shall know by this fellow. The players cannot keep counsel; they"ll tell all.
Oph. Will he tell us what this show meant?
Ham. Ay, or any show that you"ll show him. Be not you asham"d to show, he"ll not shame to tell you what it means.
Oph. You are naught, you are naught! I"ll mark the play.