KING. What was that Henton?
SURVEYOR. Sir, a Chartreux friar, His confessor, who fed him every minute With words of sovereignty.
KING. How know"st thou this?
SURVEYOR. Not long before your Highness sped to France, The Duke being at the Rose, within the parish Saint Lawrence Poultney, did of me demand What was the speech among the Londoners Concerning the French journey. I replied Men fear"d the French would prove perfidious, To the King"s danger. Presently the Duke Said "twas the fear indeed and that he doubted "Twould prove the verity of certain words Spoke by a holy monk "that oft" says he "Hath sent to me, wishing me to permit John de la Car, my chaplain, a choice hour To hear from him a matter of some moment; Whom after under the confession"s seal He solemnly had sworn that what he spoke My chaplain to no creature living but To me should utter, with demure confidence This pausingly ensu"d: "Neither the King nor"s heirs, Tell you the Duke, shall prosper; bid him strive To gain the love o" th" commonalty; the Duke Shall govern England.""
QUEEN KATHARINE. If I know you well, You were the Duke"s surveyor, and lost your office On the complaint o" th" tenants. Take good heed You charge not in your spleen a n.o.ble person And spoil your n.o.bler soul. I say, take heed; Yes, heartily beseech you.
KING. Let him on.
Go forward.
SURVEYOR. On my soul, I"ll speak but truth.
I told my lord the Duke, by th" devil"s illusions The monk might be deceiv"d, and that "twas dangerous for him To ruminate on this so far, until It forg"d him some design, which, being believ"d, It was much like to do. He answer"d "Tush, It can do me no damage"; adding further That, had the King in his last sickness fail"d, The Cardinal"s and Sir Thomas Lovell"s heads Should have gone off.
KING. Ha! what, so rank? Ah ha!
There"s mischief in this man. Canst thou say further?
SURVEYOR. I can, my liege.
KING. Proceed.
SURVEYOR. Being at Greenwich, After your Highness had reprov"d the Duke About Sir William Bulmer- KING. I remember Of such a time: being my sworn servant, The Duke retain"d him his. But on: what hence?
SURVEYOR. "If" quoth he "I for this had been committed- As to the Tower I thought-I would have play"d The part my father meant to act upon Th" usurper Richard; who, being at Salisbury, Made suit to come in"s presence, which if granted, As he made semblance of his duty, would Have put his knife into him."
KING. A giant traitor!
WOLSEY. Now, madam, may his Highness live in freedom, And this man out of prison?
QUEEN KATHARINE. G.o.d mend all!
KING. There"s something more would out of thee: what say"st?
SURVEYOR. After "the Duke his father" with the "knife,"
He stretch"d him, and, with one hand on his dagger, Another spread on"s breast, mounting his eyes, He did discharge a horrible oath, whose tenour Was, were he evil us"d, he would outgo His father by as much as a performance Does an irresolute purpose.
KING. There"s his period, To sheath his knife in us. He is attach"d; Call him to present trial. If he may Find mercy in the law, "tis his; if none, Let him not seek"t of us. By day and night!
He"s traitor to th" height. Exeunt
ACT I. SCENE 3.
London. The palace
Enter the LORD CHAMBERLAIN and LORD SANDYS
CHAMBERLAIN. Is"t possible the spells of France should juggle Men into such strange mysteries?
SANDYS. New customs, Though they be never so ridiculous, Nay, let "em be unmanly, yet are follow"d.
CHAMBERLAIN. As far as I see, all the good our English Have got by the late voyage is but merely A fit or two o" th" face; but they are shrewd ones; For when they hold "em, you would swear directly Their very noses had been counsellors To Pepin or Clotharius, they keep state so.
SANDYS. They have all new legs, and lame ones. One would take it, That never saw "em pace before, the spavin Or springhalt reign"d among "em.
CHAMBERLAIN. Death! my lord, Their clothes are after such a pagan cut to"t, That sure th" have worn out Christendom.
Enter SIR THOMAS LOVELL
How now?
What news, Sir Thomas Lovell?
LOVELL. Faith, my lord, I hear of none but the new proclamation That"s clapp"d upon the court gate.
CHAMBERLAIN. What is"t for?
LOVELL. The reformation of our travell"d gallants, That fill the court with quarrels, talk, and tailors.
CHAMBERLAIN. I am glad "tis there. Now I would pray our monsieurs To think an English courtier may be wise, And never see the Louvre.
LOVELL. They must either, For so run the conditions, leave those remnants Of fool and feather that they got in France, With all their honourable points of ignorance Pertaining thereunto-as fights and fireworks; Abusing better men than they can be, Out of a foreign wisdom-renouncing clean The faith they have in tennis, and tall stockings, Short blist"red breeches, and those types of travel And understand again like honest men, Or pack to their old playfellows. There, I take it, They may, c.u.m privilegio, wear away The lag end of their lewdness and be laugh"d at.
SANDYS. "Tis time to give "em physic, their diseases Are grown so catching.
CHAMBERLAIN. What a loss our ladies Will have of these trim vanities!
LOVELL. Ay, marry, There will be woe indeed, lords: the sly wh.o.r.esons Have got a speeding trick to lay down ladies.
A French song and a fiddle has no fellow.
SANDYS. The devil fiddle "em! I am glad they are going, For sure there"s no converting "em. Now An honest country lord, as I am, beaten A long time out of play, may bring his plainsong And have an hour of hearing; and, by"r Lady, Held current music too.
CHAMBERLAIN. Well said, Lord Sandys; Your colt"s tooth is not cast yet.
SANDYS. No, my lord, Nor shall not while I have a stamp.
CHAMBERLAIN. Sir Thomas, Whither were you a-going?
LOVELL. To the Cardinal"s; Your lordship is a guest too.
CHAMBERLAIN. O, "tis true; This night he makes a supper, and a great one, To many lords and ladies; there will be The beauty of this kingdom, I"ll a.s.sure you.
LOVELL. That churchman bears a bounteous mind indeed, A hand as fruitful as the land that feeds us; His dews fall everywhere.
CHAMBERLAIN. No doubt he"s n.o.ble; He had a black mouth that said other of him.
SANDYS. He may, my lord; has wherewithal. In him Sparing would show a worse sin than ill doctrine: Men of his way should be most liberal, They are set here for examples.
CHAMBERLAIN. True, they are so; But few now give so great ones. My barge stays; Your lordship shall along. Come, good Sir Thomas, We shall be late else; which I would not be, For I was spoke to, with Sir Henry Guildford, This night to be comptrollers.
SANDYS. I am your lordship"s. Exeunt
ACT I. SCENE 4.
London. The Presence Chamber in York Place
Hautboys. A small table under a state for the Cardinal, a longer table for the guests. Then enter ANNE BULLEN, and divers other LADIES and GENTLEMEN, as guests, at one door; at another door enter SIR HENRY GUILDFORD
GUILDFORD. Ladies, a general welcome from his Grace Salutes ye all; this night he dedicates To fair content and you. None here, he hopes, In all this n.o.ble bevy, has brought with her One care abroad; he would have all as merry As, first, good company, good wine, good welcome, Can make good people.
Enter LORD CHAMBERLAIN, LORD SANDYS, and SIR THOMAS LOVELL
O, my lord, y"are tardy, The very thought of this fair company Clapp"d wings to me.
CHAMBERLAIN. You are young, Sir Harry Guildford.
SANDYS. Sir Thomas Lovell, had the Cardinal But half my lay thoughts in him, some of these Should find a running banquet ere they rested I think would better please "em. By my life, They are a sweet society of fair ones.
LOVELL. O that your lordship were but now confessor To one or two of these!
SANDYS. I would I were; They should find easy penance.
LOVELL. Faith, how easy?
SANDYS. As easy as a down bed would afford it.
CHAMBERLAIN. Sweet ladies, will it please you sit? Sir Harry, Place you that side; I"ll take the charge of this.
His Grace is ent"ring. Nay, you must not freeze: Two women plac"d together makes cold weather.
My Lord Sandys, you are one will keep "em waking: Pray sit between these ladies.
SANDYS. By my faith, And thank your lordship. By your leave, sweet ladies.
[Seats himself between ANNE BULLEN and another lady]
If I chance to talk a little wild, forgive me; I had it from my father.
ANNE. Was he mad, sir?
SANDYS. O, very mad, exceeding mad, in love too.
But he would bite none; just as I do now, He would kiss you twenty with a breath. [Kisses her]
CHAMBERLAIN. Well said, my lord.
So, now y"are fairly seated. Gentlemen, The penance lies on you if these fair ladies Pa.s.s away frowning.
SANDYS. For my little cure, Let me alone.
Hautboys. Enter CARDINAL WOLSEY, attended; and takes his state
WOLSEY. Y"are welcome, my fair guests. That n.o.ble lady Or gentleman that is not freely merry Is not my friend. This, to confirm my welcome- And to you all, good health! [Drinks]