And art thou chang"d? p.r.o.nounce this sentence then: Women may fall when there"s no strength in men.
Rom. Thou chid"st me oft for loving Rosaline.
Friar. For doting, not for loving, pupil mine.
Rom. And bad"st me bury love.
Friar. Not in a grave To lay one in, another out to have.
Rom. I pray thee chide not. She whom I love now Doth grace for grace and love for love allow.
The other did not so.
Friar. O, she knew well Thy love did read by rote, that could not spell.
But come, young waverer, come go with me.
In one respect I"ll thy a.s.sistant be; For this alliance may so happy prove To turn your households" rancour to pure love.
Rom. O, let us hence! I stand on sudden haste.
Friar. Wisely, and slow. They stumble that run fast.
Exeunt.
Scene IV.
A street.
Enter Benvolio and Mercutio.
Mer. Where the devil should this Romeo be?
Came he not home to-night?
Ben. Not to his father"s. I spoke with his man.
Mer. Why, that same pale hard-hearted wench, that Rosaline, Torments him so that he will sure run mad.
Ben. Tybalt, the kinsman to old Capulet, Hath sent a letter to his father"s house.
Mer. A challenge, on my life.
Ben. Romeo will answer it.
Mer. Any man that can write may answer a letter.
Ben. Nay, he will answer the letter"s master, how he dares, being dared.
Mer. Alas, poor Romeo, he is already dead! stabb"d with a white wench"s black eye; shot through the ear with a love song; the very pin of his heart cleft with the blind bow-boy"s b.u.t.t-shaft; and is he a man to encounter Tybalt?
Ben. Why, what is Tybalt?
Mer. More than Prince of Cats, I can tell you. O, he"s the courageous captain of compliments. He fights as you sing p.r.i.c.ksong-keeps time, distance, and proportion; rests me his minim rest, one, two, and the third in your bosom! the very butcher of a silk b.u.t.ton, a duellist, a duellist! a gentleman of the very first house, of the first and second cause. Ah, the immortal pa.s.sado! the punto reverse! the hay.
Ben. The what?
Mer. The pox of such antic, lisping, affecting fantasticoes- these new tuners of accent! "By Jesu, a very good blade! a very tall man! a very good wh.o.r.e!" Why, is not this a lamentable thing, grandsir, that we should be thus afflicted with these strange flies, these fashion-mongers, these pardona-mi"s, who stand so much on the new form that they cannot sit at ease on the old bench? O, their bones, their bones!
Enter Romeo.
Ben. Here comes Romeo! here comes Romeo!
Mer. Without his roe, like a dried herring. O flesh, flesh, how art thou fishified! Now is he for the numbers that Petrarch flowed in. Laura, to his lady, was but a kitchen wench (marry, she had a better love to berhyme her), Dido a dowdy, Cleopatra a gypsy, Helen and Hero hildings and harlots, This be a gray eye or so, but not to the purpose. Signior Romeo, bon jour! There"s a French salutation to your French slop. You gave us the counterfeit fairly last night.
Rom. Good morrow to you both. What counterfeit did I give you?
Mer. The slip, sir, the slip. Can you not conceive?
Rom. Pardon, good Mercutio. My business was great, and in such a case as mine a man may strain courtesy.
Mer. That"s as much as to say, such a case as yours constrains a man to bow in the hams.
Rom. Meaning, to cursy.
Mer. Thou hast most kindly hit it.
Rom. A most courteous exposition.
Mer. Nay, I am the very pink of courtesy.
Rom. Pink for flower.
Mer. Right.
Rom. Why, then is my pump well-flower"d.
Mer. Well said! Follow me this jest now till thou hast worn out thy pump, that, when the single sole of it is worn, the jest may remain, after the wearing, solely singular.
Rom. O single-sold jest, solely singular for the singleness!
Mer. Come between us, good Benvolio! My wits faint.
Rom. Swits and spurs, swits and spurs! or I"ll cry a match.
Mer. Nay, if our wits run the wild-goose chase, I am done; for thou hast more of the wild goose in one of thy wits than, I am sure, I have in my whole five. Was I with you there for the goose?
Rom. Thou wast never with me for anything when thou wast not there for the goose.
Mer. I will bite thee by the ear for that jest.
Rom. Nay, good goose, bite not!
Mer. Thy wit is a very bitter sweeting; it is a most sharp sauce.
Rom. And is it not, then, well serv"d in to a sweet goose?
Mer. O, here"s a wit of cheveril, that stretches from an inch narrow to an ell broad!
Rom. I stretch it out for that word "broad," which, added to the goose, proves thee far and wide a broad goose.
Mer. Why, is not this better now than groaning for love? Now art thou sociable, now art thou Romeo; now art thou what thou art, by art as well as by nature. For this drivelling love is like a great natural that runs lolling up and down to hide his bauble in a hole.
Ben. Stop there, stop there!
Mer. Thou desirest me to stop in my tale against the hair.
Ben. Thou wouldst else have made thy tale large.
Mer. O, thou art deceiv"d! I would have made it short; for I was come to the whole depth of my tale, and meant indeed to occupy the argument no longer.
Rom. Here"s goodly gear!
Enter Nurse and her Man [Peter].
Mer. A sail, a sail!
Ben. Two, two! a shirt and a smock.
Nurse. Peter!
Peter. Anon.
Nurse. My fan, Peter.
Mer. Good Peter, to hide her face; for her fan"s the fairer face of the two.
Nurse. G.o.d ye good morrow, gentlemen.
Mer. G.o.d ye good-den, fair gentlewoman.
Nurse. Is it good-den?
Mer. "Tis no less, I tell ye; for the bawdy hand of the dial is now upon the p.r.i.c.k of noon.
Nurse. Out upon you! What a man are you!
Rom. One, gentlewoman, that G.o.d hath made for himself to mar.
Nurse. By my troth, it is well said. "For himself to mar," quoth "a? Gentlemen, can any of you tell me where I may find the young Romeo?
Rom. I can tell you; but young Romeo will be older when you have found him than he was when you sought him. I am the youngest of that name, for fault of a worse.
Nurse. You say well.
Mer. Yea, is the worst well? Very well took, i" faith! wisely, wisely.
Nurse. If you be he, sir, I desire some confidence with you.
Ben. She will endite him to some supper.
Mer. A bawd, a bawd, a bawd! So ho!
Rom. What hast thou found?
Mer. No hare, sir; unless a hare, sir, in a lenten pie, that is something stale and h.o.a.r ere it be spent He walks by them and sings.
An old hare h.o.a.r, And an old hare h.o.a.r, Is very good meat in Lent; But a hare that is h.o.a.r Is too much for a score When it h.o.a.rs ere it be spent.
Romeo, will you come to your father"s? We"ll to dinner thither.
Rom. I will follow you.
Mer. Farewell, ancient lady. Farewell, [sings] lady, lady, lady.