Friar. Hold, daughter. I do spy a kind of hope, Which craves as desperate an execution As that is desperate which we would prevent.
If, rather than to marry County Paris Thou hast the strength of will to slay thyself, Then is it likely thou wilt undertake A thing like death to chide away this shame, That cop"st with death himself to scape from it; And, if thou dar"st, I"ll give thee remedy.
Jul. O, bid me leap, rather than marry Paris, From off the battlements of yonder tower, Or walk in thievish ways, or bid me lurk Where serpents are; chain me with roaring bears, Or shut me nightly in a charnel house, O"ercover"d quite with dead men"s rattling bones, With reeky shanks and yellow chapless skulls; Or bid me go into a new-made grave And hide me with a dead man in his shroud- Things that, to hear them told, have made me tremble- And I will do it without fear or doubt, To live an unstain"d wife to my sweet love.
Friar. Hold, then. Go home, be merry, give consent To marry Paris. Wednesday is to-morrow.
To-morrow night look that thou lie alone; Let not the nurse lie with thee in thy chamber.
Take thou this vial, being then in bed, And this distilled liquor drink thou off; When presently through all thy veins shall run A cold and drowsy humour; for no pulse Shall keep his native progress, but surcease; No warmth, no breath, shall testify thou livest; The roses in thy lips and cheeks shall fade To paly ashes, thy eyes" windows fall Like death when he shuts up the day of life; Each part, depriv"d of supple government, Shall, stiff and stark and cold, appear like death; And in this borrowed likeness of shrunk death Thou shalt continue two-and-forty hours, And then awake as from a pleasant sleep.
Now, when the bridegroom in the morning comes To rouse thee from thy bed, there art thou dead.
Then, as the manner of our country is, In thy best robes uncovered on the bier Thou shalt be borne to that same ancient vault Where all the kindred of the Capulets lie.
In the mean time, against thou shalt awake, Shall Romeo by my letters know our drift; And hither shall he come; and he and I Will watch thy waking, and that very night Shall Romeo bear thee hence to Mantua.
And this shall free thee from this present shame, If no inconstant toy nor womanish fear Abate thy valour in the acting it.
Jul. Give me, give me! O, tell not me of fear!
Friar. Hold! Get you gone, be strong and prosperous In this resolve. I"ll send a friar with speed To Mantua, with my letters to thy lord.
Jul. Love give me strength! and strength shall help afford.
Farewell, dear father.
Exeunt.
Scene II.
Capulet"s house.
Enter Father Capulet, Mother, Nurse, and Servingmen, two or three.
Cap. So many guests invite as here are writ.
[Exit a Servingman.]
Sirrah, go hire me twenty cunning cooks.
Serv. You shall have none ill, sir; for I"ll try if they can lick their fingers.
Cap. How canst thou try them so?
Serv. Marry, sir, "tis an ill cook that cannot lick his own fingers. Therefore he that cannot lick his fingers goes not with me.
Cap. Go, begone.
Exit Servingman.
We shall be much unfurnish"d for this time.
What, is my daughter gone to Friar Laurence?
Nurse. Ay, forsooth.
Cap. Well, be may chance to do some good on her.
A peevish self-will"d harlotry it is.
Enter Juliet.
Nurse. See where she comes from shrift with merry look.
Cap. How now, my headstrong? Where have you been gadding?
Jul. Where I have learnt me to repent the sin Of disobedient opposition To you and your behests, and am enjoin"d By holy Laurence to fall prostrate here To beg your pardon. Pardon, I beseech you!
Henceforward I am ever rul"d by you.
Cap. Send for the County. Go tell him of this.
I"ll have this knot knit up to-morrow morning.
Jul. I met the youthful lord at Laurence" cell And gave him what becomed love I might, Not stepping o"er the bounds of modesty.
Cap. Why, I am glad on"t. This is well. Stand up.
This is as"t should be. Let me see the County.
Ay, marry, go, I say, and fetch him hither.
Now, afore G.o.d, this reverend holy friar, All our whole city is much bound to him.
Jul. Nurse, will you go with me into my closet To help me sort such needful ornaments As you think fit to furnish me to-morrow?
Mother. No, not till Thursday. There is time enough.
Cap. Go, nurse, go with her. We"ll to church to-morrow.
Exeunt Juliet and Nurse.
Mother. We shall be short in our provision.
"Tis now near night.
Cap. Tush, I will stir about, And all things shall be well, I warrant thee, wife.
Go thou to Juliet, help to deck up her.
I"ll not to bed to-night; let me alone.
I"ll play the housewife for this once. What, ho!
They are all forth; well, I will walk myself To County Paris, to prepare him up Against to-morrow. My heart is wondrous light, Since this same wayward girl is so reclaim"d.
Exeunt.
Scene III.
Juliet"s chamber.
Enter Juliet and Nurse.
Jul. Ay, those attires are best; but, gentle nurse, I pray thee leave me to myself to-night; For I have need of many orisons To move the heavens to smile upon my state, Which, well thou knowest, is cross and full of sin.
Enter Mother.
Mother. What, are you busy, ho? Need you my help?
Jul. No, madam; we have cull"d such necessaries As are behooffull for our state to-morrow.
So please you, let me now be left alone, And let the nurse this night sit up with you; For I am sure you have your hands full all In this so sudden business.
Mother. Good night.
Get thee to bed, and rest; for thou hast need.
Exeunt [Mother and Nurse.]
Jul. Farewell! G.o.d knows when we shall meet again.
I have a faint cold fear thrills through my veins That almost freezes up the heat of life.
I"ll call them back again to comfort me.
Nurse!- What should she do here?
My dismal scene I needs must act alone.
Come, vial.
What if this mixture do not work at all?
Shall I be married then to-morrow morning?
No, No! This shall forbid it. Lie thou there.
Lays down a dagger.
What if it be a poison which the friar Subtilly hath minist"red to have me dead, Lest in this marriage he should be dishonour"d Because he married me before to Romeo?
I fear it is; and yet methinks it should not, For he hath still been tried a holy man.
I will not entertain so bad a thought.
How if, when I am laid into the tomb, I wake before the time that Romeo Come to redeem me? There"s a fearful point!
Shall I not then be stifled in the vault, To whose foul mouth no healthsome air breathes in, And there die strangled ere my Romeo comes?
Or, if I live, is it not very like The horrible conceit of death and night, Together with the terror of the place- As in a vault, an ancient receptacle Where for this many hundred years the bones Of all my buried ancestors are pack"d; Where b.l.o.o.d.y Tybalt, yet but green in earth, Lies fest"ring in his shroud; where, as they say, At some hours in the night spirits resort- Alack, alack, is it not like that I, So early waking- what with loathsome smells, And shrieks like mandrakes torn out of the earth, That living mortals, hearing them, run mad- O, if I wake, shall I not be distraught, Environed with all these hideous fears, And madly play with my forefathers" joints, And pluck the mangled Tybalt from his shroud., And, in this rage, with some great kinsman"s bone As with a club dash out my desp"rate brains?
O, look! methinks I see my cousin"s ghost Seeking out Romeo, that did spit his body Upon a rapier"s point. Stay, Tybalt, stay!
Romeo, I come! this do I drink to thee.