And this it was, for other means was none: The sailors sought for safety by our boat, And left the ship, then sinking-ripe, to us; My wife, more careful for the latter-born, Had fast"ned him unto a small spare mast, Such as sea-faring men provide for storms; To him one of the other twins was bound, Whilst I had been like heedful of the other.
The children thus dispos"d, my wife and I, Fixing our eyes on whom our care was fix"d, Fast"ned ourselves at either end the mast, And, floating straight, obedient to the stream, Was carried towards Corinth, as we thought.
At length the sun, gazing upon the earth, Dispers"d those vapours that offended us; And, by the benefit of his wished light, The seas wax"d calm, and we discovered Two ships from far making amain to us- Of Corinth that, of Epidaurus this.
But ere they came-O, let me say no more!
Gather the sequel by that went before.
DUKE. Nay, forward, old man, do not break off so; For we may pity, though not pardon thee.
AEGEON. O, had the G.o.ds done so, I had not now Worthily term"d them merciless to us!
For, ere the ships could meet by twice five leagues, We were encount"red by a mighty rock, Which being violently borne upon, Our helpful ship was splitted in the midst; So that, in this unjust divorce of us, Fortune had left to both of us alike What to delight in, what to sorrow for.
Her part, poor soul, seeming as burdened With lesser weight, but not with lesser woe, Was carried with more speed before the wind; And in our sight they three were taken up By fishermen of Corinth, as we thought.
At length another ship had seiz"d on us; And, knowing whom it was their hap to save, Gave healthful welcome to their ship-wreck"d guests, And would have reft the fishers of their prey, Had not their bark been very slow of sail; And therefore homeward did they bend their course.
Thus have you heard me sever"d from my bliss, That by misfortunes was my life prolong"d, To tell sad stories of my own mishaps.
DUKE. And, for the sake of them thou sorrowest for, Do me the favour to dilate at full What have befall"n of them and thee till now.
AEGEON. My youngest boy, and yet my eldest care, At eighteen years became inquisitive After his brother, and importun"d me That his attendant-so his case was like, Reft of his brother, but retain"d his name- Might bear him company in the quest of him; Whom whilst I laboured of a love to see, I hazarded the loss of whom I lov"d.
Five summers have I spent in farthest Greece, Roaming clean through the bounds of Asia, And, coasting homeward, came to Ephesus; Hopeless to find, yet loath to leave unsought Or that or any place that harbours men.
But here must end the story of my life; And happy were I in my timely death, Could all my travels warrant me they live.
DUKE. Hapless, Aegeon, whom the fates have mark"d To bear the extremity of dire mishap!
Now, trust me, were it not against our laws, Against my crown, my oath, my dignity, Which princes, would they, may not disannul, My soul should sue as advocate for thee.
But though thou art adjudged to the death, And pa.s.sed sentence may not be recall"d But to our honour"s great disparagement, Yet will I favour thee in what I can.
Therefore, merchant, I"ll limit thee this day To seek thy help by beneficial hap.
Try all the friends thou hast in Ephesus; Beg thou, or borrow, to make up the sum, And live; if no, then thou art doom"d to die.
Gaoler, take him to thy custody.
GAOLER. I will, my lord.
AEGEON. Hopeless and helpless doth Aegeon wend, But to procrastinate his lifeless end.
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SCENE 2
The mart
Enter ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE, DROMIO OF SYRACUSE, and FIRST MERCHANT
FIRST MERCHANT. Therefore, give out you are of Epid.a.m.num, Lest that your goods too soon be confiscate.
This very day a Syracusian merchant Is apprehended for arrival here; And, not being able to buy out his life, According to the statute of the town, Dies ere the weary sun set in the west.
There is your money that I had to keep.
ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE. Go bear it to the Centaur, where we host.
And stay there, Dromio, till I come to thee.
Within this hour it will be dinner-time; Till that, I"ll view the manners of the town, Peruse the traders, gaze upon the buildings, And then return and sleep within mine inn; For with long travel I am stiff and weary.
Get thee away.
DROMIO OF SYRACUSE. Many a man would take you at your word, And go indeed, having so good a mean.
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What, will you walk with me about the town, And then go to my inn and dine with me?
FIRST MERCHANT. I am invited, sir, to certain merchants, Of whom I hope to make much benefit; I crave your pardon. Soon at five o"clock, Please you, I"ll meet with you upon the mart, And afterward consort you till bed time.
My present business calls me from you now.
ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE. Farewell till then. I will go lose myself, And wander up and down to view the city.
FIRST MERCHANT. Sir, I commend you to your own content.
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I to the world am like a drop of water That in the ocean seeks another drop, Who, falling there to find his fellow forth, Unseen, inquisitive, confounds himself.
So I, to find a mother and a brother, In quest of them, unhappy, lose myself.
Enter DROMIO OF EPHESUS
Here comes the almanac of my true date.
What now? How chance thou art return"d so soon?
DROMIO OF EPHESUS. Return"d so soon! rather approach"d too late.
The capon burns, the pig falls from the spit; The clock hath strucken twelve upon the bell- My mistress made it one upon my cheek; She is so hot because the meat is cold, The meat is cold because you come not home, You come not home because you have no stomach, You have no stomach, having broke your fast; But we, that know what "tis to fast and pray, Are penitent for your default to-day.
ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE. Stop in your wind, sir; tell me this, I pray: Where have you left the money that I gave you?
DROMIO OF EPHESUS. O-Sixpence that I had a Wednesday last To pay the saddler for my mistress" crupper?
The saddler had it, sir; I kept it not.
ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE. I am not in a sportive humour now; Tell me, and dally not, where is the money?
We being strangers here, how dar"st thou trust So great a charge from thine own custody?
DROMIO OF EPHESUS. I pray you jest, sir, as you sit at dinner.
I from my mistress come to you in post; If I return, I shall be post indeed, For she will score your fault upon my pate.
Methinks your maw, like mine, should be your clock, And strike you home without a messenger.
ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE. Come, Dromio, come, these jests are out of season; Reserve them till a merrier hour than this.
Where is the gold I gave in charge to thee?
DROMIO OF EPHESUS. To me, sir? Why, you gave no gold to me.
ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE. Come on, sir knave, have done your foolishness, And tell me how thou hast dispos"d thy charge.
DROMIO OF EPHESUS. My charge was but to fetch you from the mart Home to your house, the Phoenix, sir, to dinner.
My mistress and her sister stays for you.
ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE. Now, as I am a Christian, answer me In what safe place you have bestow"d my money, Or I shall break that merry sconce of yours, That stands on tricks when I am undispos"d.
Where is the thousand marks thou hadst of me?
DROMIO OF EPHESUS. I have some marks of yours upon my pate, Some of my mistress" marks upon my shoulders, But not a thousand marks between you both.
If I should pay your worship those again, Perchance you will not bear them patiently.
ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE. Thy mistress" marks! What mistress, slave, hast thou?
DROMIO OF EPHESUS. Your worship"s wife, my mistress at the Phoenix; She that doth fast till you come home to dinner, And prays that you will hie you home to dinner.
ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE. What, wilt thou flout me thus unto my face, Being forbid? There, take you that, sir knave.
[Beats him]
DROMIO OF EPHESUS. What mean you, sir? For G.o.d"s sake hold your hands!
Nay, an you will not, sir, I"ll take my heels.
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They say this town is full of cozenage; As, nimble jugglers that deceive the eye, Dark-working sorcerers that change the mind, Soul-killing witches that deform the body, Disguised cheaters, prating mountebanks, And many such-like liberties of sin; If it prove so, I will be gone the sooner.
I"ll to the Centaur to go seek this slave.
I greatly fear my money is not safe.
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> ACT Il. SCENE 1
The house of ANTIPHOLUS OF EPHESUS
Enter ADRIANA, wife to ANTIPHOLUS OF EPHESUS, with LUCIANA, her sister
ADRIANA. Neither my husband nor the slave return"d That in such haste I sent to seek his master!