"When the man had finished his story, Jack said to him: "How would I do for a steady man and a bovine manipulator?"
""My G.o.d, Mr. Marshall! you would not undertake to drive oxen and plant potatoes, would you?" said the man.
""That"s just what I would," said Jack, "if you think you can endure me for a partner. I will become a h.o.r.n.y-handed tender of the vine--the potato vine. What say you?"
"Well, that evening both men started for the farm. No friend of Jack knew his real circ.u.mstances. They knew he had been unfortunate, but did not know that it was a case of "total wreck." He bade a few of them good-bye, with the careless remark that he was going for a few days"
hunt down toward the sink of the Carson.
"Well, he ploughed the land, the two men planted the crop and irrigated it until the potatoes were splendidly advanced and just ready to blossom. It got to be the last of June and the promise for a bountiful crop was encouraging. They had worked steadily since the middle of March. But just then a thief, who had some money, made a false affidavit, got from a court an injunction against the men and shut off the water. It was just at the critical time when the life of the crop depended upon water. In two weeks the whole crop was ruined. In the meantime for seed and provisions, clothes, etc., a debt of one hundred and fifty dollars had been contracted at the store of a Hebrew named Isaacs. News of the injunction reached the merchant, and one morning he put in an appearance.
""Meester Marshall, hous dings?" asked Isaacs.
"Pointing to the blackened and withering crop, Jack answered: "They look a little bilious, don"t you think so?"
""Mine Gott! Mine Gott!" was the wailing exclamation. Then, after a pause, "Ven does you suppose you might pay me, Meester Marshall?"
""As things have been going of late, I think in about seven years. It is said that bad luck changes about every seven years."
""Mine Gott! Meester Marshall," cried Isaacs; "haven"t you got nodings vot you can pay? I vill discount de bill--say ten per cent."
""Nothing that I can think of, except a dog. I have a dog that is worth two hundred dollars, but to you I will discount the dog twenty-five per cent."
""O, mine Gott! vot you d.i.n.ks I could do mit a dog?" said the despairing merchant.
""Why keep him for his society, Mr. Isaacs," was the bantering answer.
"With him salary is not so much an object as a comfortable and respectable home. There"s too much alkali on the soil to encourage fleas to remain, so there"s no difficulty on that score; and he"s an awfully good dog, Isaacs; no bad habits, and the most regular boarder you ever saw; he has never been late to a meal since we have been here. You had better take him; twenty-five per cent is an immense discount."
"By this time the Hebrew was nearly frantic.
""Meester Marshall," he said, hesitatingly, "did you clerk ever in a store?"
""Oh, yes."
""Vould you clerk for me?"
""Yes: that is, until that bill shall be settled."
""Ven could you come?"
""Whenever you wish."
""Vould you come next Monday--von of mine clerks, Henery, goes avay Monday?"
""Yes, I will be on hand Monday. Let us see; it is seven miles to walk.
I will be there about nine o"clock in the morning."
""Vell, I danks you, Meester Marshall; danks you very much."
"He turned away and rode off a few steps, then stopped and called back: "Meester Marshall, if you d.i.n.ks vot de society of de dog is essential to your comfort, bring him."
""Thanks, Isaacs," cried Jack, cheerfully; "considering where I am going to work, and the company I am going to keep, it will not be necessary."
"Jack went as he had promised. Isaacs, who was a thoroughly good man, was delighted to see him, shook hands cordially, and then suddenly, with a mysterious look, led him to the extreme rear end of the store, and when there, placing his lips close to Jack"s ear, in a hoa.r.s.e whisper, said:
""Meester Marshall, de vater here is ---- bad; it is poison, horrible.
You drinks nodings but vine until you gets used to de vater."
"Marshall went to work at once. It was in 1863. The war was at its height, and Jack was intensely Union, while Isaacs, his employer, was a furious Democrat. Nothing of especial interest transpired for a couple of weeks, when one day an emigrant woman, just across the plains, leading two little children, came into the store.
"She was an exceedingly poor woman, evidently. All her clothes were not worth three dollars, while her children were pitiful looking beyond description.
"Isaacs was in the front of the store; Jack was putting up goods in the rear, but in hearing, while another clerk was in the warehouse outside of the main store. Isaacs went to wait on the woman. She picked out some needed articles of clothing for her children, amounting to some six or eight dollars, then unrolling a dilapidated kerchief, from its inner folds drew out a Confederate twenty-dollar note and tendered it in payment.
"Isaacs, who had been all smiles, drew back in horror, exclaiming: "I cannot take dot; dot is not monish, madam."
"Jack overheard what Isaacs said and the woman"s reply, as follows:
""It is all that I have; it is all the money that we have had in Arkansas since the war commenced. Everybody takes it in Arkansas."
"This conversation continued for two or three minutes, and the woman was just about turning away without the goods when Jack, unable to longer bear it, stepped forward and said:
""Mr. Isaacs, Mr. Smith would like to see you in the warehouse; please permit me to wait upon the lady."
""All right," said Isaacs, "only (in a whisper) remember dot ish not money."
"Isaacs pa.s.sed out of the store and Jack then said: "If you please, madam, let me see your money."
"The woman, with a trembling hand, presented the Confederate note. Jack glanced at it and said:
""Why, this is first-cla.s.s money, madam. It is just a prejudice that that infernal old Abolitionist has. I will discharge him to-night. They would hang him in two hours in Arkansas, and they ought to hang him here. Buy all the goods you want, madam."
"With eyes full of grat.i.tude the woman increased the bill, until it amounted to eleven dollars and a half. Jack tied up the goods, took the Confederate note, handed the woman a five-dollar gold piece and three dollars and fifty cents in silver, and she went on her way holding the precious coin, the first she had seen in years, closely clasped in her hand.
"Jack charged goods to cash twenty dollars, charged himself to cash twenty dollars, and went back to putting up goods, humming to himself.
""Half the world never knows how the other half lives." Jack"s salary was one hundred and fifty dollars a month. He owed one hundred and fifty dollars when he went to work. It took him four months to pay off his indebtedness, but when he gave up his place he had all his pockets full of Confederate money."
As the story was finished, Miller said: "A real pleasant but characteristic thing happened right here in this city when Bishop W---- first came here.
"He wanted to establish a church, and his first work was to select men who would act and be a help to him as trustees.
"It is nothing to get trustees for a mining company here, but a church is a different thing. In a church, you know, a man has to die to fill his shorts, and then, somehow, in these late years men have doubts about the formation, so that when a man starts a company on that lead any more he finds it mighty hard to place any working capital.
"At the time I was speaking of it was just about impossible to get a full staff of trustees that would exactly answer the orthodox requirements. But the Bishop is a man of expedients. It was sinners that he came to call to repentance, and it did not take him long to discover that right here was a big field. He went to work at once with an energy that has never abated for a moment since. He selected all his trustees but one, and looking around for him, with a clear instinct he determined that Abe E---- should be that one if he would accept the place.
"Now Abe was the best and truest of men, but he would swear sometimes.
Indeed when he got started on that stratum he was a holy terror. But the Bishop put him down as a trustee, and, meeting Abe on the street, informed him that he was trying to organize a church; had taken the liberty to name him as a trustee, and asked Abe to do him the honor of attending a trustees" meeting at 1 o"clock the next afternoon.