"Quite out; perfectly mistaken, believe me. Emily not only never cared for me; but she has gone far enough to tell me so."
"Then, from all I know of such matters," replied he, "you were both in a very fair way to repair that mistake on her part. But hark! what is this?" A tremendous noise in the street here interrupted our colloquy, and on opening the window, a strange scene presented itself to our eyes. In the middle of a dense ma.s.s of moving rabble, shouting, yelling, and screaming, with all their might, were two gens d"armes with a prisoner between them. The unhappy man was followed by a rather well-dressed, middle-aged looking woman, who appeared to be desirous of bestowing the most covam publico endearments upon the culprit, whom a second glance showed us was O"Leary.
"I tell you, my dear madam, you are mistaken," said O"Leary, addressing her with great sternness of manner and voice.
"Mistaken! Never, never. How could I ever be mistaken in that dear voice, those lovely eyes, that sweet little nose?"
"Take her away; she"s deranged," said O"Leary to the gens d"armes. "Sure, if I"m a Pole, that"s enough of misfortune."
"I"ll follow him to the end of the earth, I will."
"I"m going to the galleys, G.o.d be praised," said O"Leary.
"To the galleys--to the guillotine--any where," responded she, throwing herself upon his neck, much less, as it seemed, to his gratification, than that of the mob, who laughed and shouted most uproariously.
"Mrs. Ram, ain"t you ashamed?"
"He calls me by my name," said she, "and he attempts to disown me. Ha! ha! ha! ha!" and immediately fell off into a strong paroxysm of kicking, and pinching, and punching the bystanders, a malady well known under the name of hysterics; but being little more than a privileged mode, among certain ladies, of paying off some scores, which it is not thought decent to do in their more sober moments.
"Lead me away--anywhere--convict me of what you like," said he, "but don"t let her follow me."
The gens d"armes, who little comprehended the nature of the scene before them, were not sorry to antic.i.p.ate a renewal of it on Mrs. Ram"s recovery, and accordingly seized the opportunity to march on with O"Leary, who turned the corner of the Rue Rivoli, under a shower of "meurtriers" and "scelerats" from the mob, that fell fortunately most unconsciously upon his ears.
The possibility of figuring in such a procession contributed much to the force of Trevanion"s reasonings, and I resolved to leave Paris at once.
"Promise me, then, to involve yourself in no more sc.r.a.pes for half-an-hour. Pack every thing you shall want with you, and, by seven o"clock, I shall be here with your pa.s.sport and all ready for a start."
With a beating brain, and in a whirlwind of conflicting thoughts, I threw my clothes. .h.i.ther and thither into my trunk; Lady Jane and Emily both flitting every instant before my imagination, and frequently an irresolution to proceed stopping all my preparations for departure, I sat down musing upon a chair, and half determined to stay where I was, coute qui coute. Finally, the possibility of exposure in a trial, had its weight. I continued my occupation till the last coat was folded, and the lock turned, when I seated myself opposite my luggage, and waited impatiently for my friend"s return.
THE CONFESSIONS OF HARRY LORREQUER, v6.
[By Charles James Lever (1806-1872)]
CHAPTER XLII.
THE JOURNEY.
Trevanion came at last. He had obtained my pa.s.sport, and engaged a carriage to convey me about eight miles, where I should overtake the diligence--such a mode of travelling being judged more likely to favour my escape, by attracting less attention than posting. It was past ten when I left the Rue St. Honore, having shaken hands with Trevanion for the last time, and charged him with ten thousand soft messages for the "friends" I left behind me.
When I arrived at the village of St. Jacques, the diligence had not come up. To pa.s.s away the time, I ordered a little supper and a bottle of St. Julien. Scarcely had I seated myself to my "cotelette," when the rapid whirl of wheels was heard without, and a cab drew up suddenly at the door. So naturally does the fugitive suspect pursuit, that my immediate impression was, that I was followed. In this notion I was strengthened by the tones of a cracked, discordant voice, asking in very peculiar French if the "diligence had pa.s.sed?" Being answered in the negative he walked into the room where I was, and speedily by his appearance, removed any apprehensions I had felt as to my safety. Nothing could less resemble the tall port and st.u.r.dy bearing of a gendarme, than the diminutive and dwarfish individual before me. His height could scarcely have reached five feet, of which the head formed fully a fourth part; and even this was rendered in appearance still greater by a ma.s.s of loosely floating black hair that fell upon his neck and shoulders, and gave him much the air of a "black lion" on a sign board. His black frock, fur-collared and braided--his ill-made boots, his meerschaum projecting from his breast-pocket, above all, his unwashed hands, and a heavy gold ring upon his thumb--all made up an ensemble of evidences that showed he could be nothing but a German. His manner was bustling, impatient, and had it not been ludicrous, would certainly be considered as insolent to every one about him, for he stared each person abruptly in the face, and mumbled some broken expressions of his opinion of them half-aloud in German. His comments ran on:--"Bon soir, Monsieur," to the host: "Ein boesewicht, ganz sicher"--"a scoundrel without doubt;" and then added, still lower, "Rob you here as soon as look at you." "Ah, postillion! comment va?"--"much more like a brigand after all--I know which I"d take you for." "Ver fluchte fraw"--"how ugly the woman is." This compliment was intended for the hostess, who curtsied down to the ground in her ignorance. At last approaching me, he stopped, and having steadily surveyed me, muttered, "Ein echter Englander"--"a thorough Englishman, always eating." I could not resist the temptation to a.s.sure him that I was perfectly aware of his flattering impression in my behalf, though I had speedily to regret my precipitancy, for, less mindful of the rebuke than pleased at finding some one who understood German, he drew his chair beside me and entered into conversation.
Every one has surely felt, some time or other in life, the insufferable annoyance of having his thoughts and reflections interfered with, and broken in upon by the vulgar impertinence and egotism of some "bore," who, mistaking your abstraction for attention and your despair for delight, inflicts upon you his whole life and adventures, when your own immediate destinies are perhaps vacillating in the scale.
Such a doom was now mine! Occupied as I was by the hope of the future, and my fears lest any impediment to my escape should blast my prospects for ever, I preferred appearing to pay attention to this confounded fellow"s "personal narrative" lest his questions, turning on my own affairs, might excite suspicions as to the reasons of my journey.
I longed most ardently for the arrival of the diligence, trusting that with true German thrift, by friend might prefer the cheapness of the "interieure" to the magnificence of the "coupe," and that thus I should see no more of him. But in this pleasing hope I was destined to be disappointed, for I was scarcely seated in my place when I found him beside me. The third occupant of this "privileged den," as well as my lamp-light survey of him permitted, afforded nothing to build on as a compensation for the German. He was a tall, lanky, lantern-jawed man, with a hook nose and projecting chin; his hair, which had only been permitted to grow very lately, formed that curve upon his forehead we see in certain old fashioned horse-shoe wigs; his compressed lip and hard features gave the expression of one who had seen a good deal of the world, and didn"t think the better of it in consequence. I observed that he listened to the few words we spoke while getting in with some attention, and then, like a person who did not comprehend the language, turned his shoulder towards us, and soon fell asleep. I was now left to the "tender mercies" of my talkative companion, who certainly spared me not. Notwithstanding my vigorous resolves to turn a deaf ear to his narratives, I could not avoid learning that he was the director of music to some German prince--that he had been to Paris to bring out an opera which having, as he said, a "success pyramidal," he was about to repeat in Strasbourg. He further informed me that a depute from Alsace had obtained for him a government permission to travel with the courier; but that he being "social" withal, and no ways proud, preferred the democracy of the diligence to the solitary grandeur of the caleche, (for which heaven confound him,) and thus became my present companion.
Music, in all its shapes and forms made up the staple of the little man"s talk. There was scarcely an opera or an overture, from Mozart to Donizetti, that he did not insist upon singing a scene from; and wound up all by a very pathetic lamentation over English insensibility to music, which he in great part attributed to our having only one opera, which he kindly informed me was "Bob et Joan." However indisposed to check the current of his loquacity by any effort of mine, I could not avoid the temptation to translate for him a story which Sir Walter Scott once related to me, and was so far apropos, as conveying my own sense of the merits of our national music, such as we have it, by its a.s.sociation with scenes, and persons, and places we are all familiar with, however unintelligible to the ear of a stranger.
A young French viscomte was fortunate enough to obtain in marriage the hand of a singularly pretty Scotch heiress of an old family and good fortune, who, amongst her other endowments, possessed a large old-fashioned house in a remote district of the highlands, where her ancestors had resided for centuries. Thither the young couple repaired to pa.s.s their honeymoon; the enamoured bridegroom gladly availing himself of the opportunity to ingratiate himself with his new connexion, by adopting the seclusion he saw practised by the English on such occasions. However consonant to our notions of happiness, and however conducive to our enjoyment this custom be--and I have strong doubts upon the subject --it certainly prospered ill with the volatile Frenchman, who pined for Paris, its cafes, its boulevards, its maisons de jeu, and its soirees. His days were pa.s.sed in looking from the deep and narrow windows of some oak-framed room upon the bare and heath-clad moors, or watching the cloud"s shadows as they pa.s.sed across the dark pine trees that closed the distance.
Ennuyee to death, and convinced that he had sacrificed enough and more than enough to the barbarism which demanded such a "sejour," he was sitting one evening listlessly upon the terrace in front of the house, plotting a speedy escape from his gloomy abode, and meditating upon the life of pleasure that awaited him, when the discordant tw.a.n.g of some savage music broke upon his ear, and roused him from his reverie. The wild scream and fitful burst of a highland pibroch is certainly not the most likely thing in nature to allay the irritable and ruffled feelings of an irascible person--unless, perhaps, the hearer eschew breeches. So thought the viscomte. He started hurriedly up, and straight before him, upon the gravel-walk, beheld the stalwart figure and bony frame of an old highlander, blowing, with all his lungs, the "Gathering of the clans." With all the speed he could muster, he rushed into the house, and, calling his servants, ordered them to expel the intruder, and drive him at once outside the demesne. When the mandate was made known to the old piper, it was with the greatest difficulty he could be brought to comprehend it--for, time out of mind, his approach had been hailed with every demonstration of rejoicing; and now--but no; the thing was impossible--there must be a mistake somewhere. He was accordingly about to recommence, when a second and stronger hint suggested to him that it were safer to depart. "Maybe the "carl" did na like the pipes," said the highlander musingly, as he packed them up for his march. "Maybe he did na like me;" "perhaps, too, he was na in the humour of music." He paused for an instant as if reflecting--not satisfied, probably, that he had hit upon the true solution--when suddenly his eye brightened, his lips curled, and fixing a look upon the angry Frenchman, he said--"Maybe ye are right enow--ye heard them ower muckle in Waterloo to like the skirl o" them ever since;" with which satisfactory explanation, made in no spirit of bitterness or raillery, but in the simple belief that he had at last hit the mark of the viscomte"s antipathy, the old man gathered up his plaid and departed.
However disposed I might have felt towards sleep, the little German resolved I should not obtain any, for when for half an hour together I would preserve a rigid silence, he, nowise daunted, had recourse to some German "lied," which he gave forth with an energy of voice and manner that must have aroused every sleeper in the diligence: so that, fain to avoid this, I did my best to keep him on the subject of his adventures, which, as a man of successful gallantry, were manifold indeed. Wearying at last, even of this subordinate part, I fell into a kind of half doze. The words of a student song he continued to sing without ceasing for above an hour--being the last waking thought on my memory.
Less as a souvenir of the singer than a specimen of its cla.s.s I give here a rough translation of the well-known Burschen melody called
THE POPE.
I. The Pope, he leads a happy life, He fears not married care, nor strife, He drinks the best of Rhenish wine, I would the Pope"s gay lot were mine.
CHORUS. He drinks the best of Rhenish wine. I would the Pope"s gay lot were mine.
II. But then all happy"s not his life, He has not maid, nor blooming wife; Nor child has he to raise his hope-- I would not wish to be the Pope.
III. The Sultan better pleases me, His is a life of jollity; His wives are many as he will-- I would the Sultan"s throne then fill.
IV. But even he"s a wretched man, He must obey his Alcoran; And dares not drink one drop of wine-- I would not change his lot for mine.
V. So then I"ll hold my lowly stand, And live in German Vaterland; I"ll kiss my maiden fair and fine, And drink the best of Rhenish wine.
VI. Whene"er my maiden kisses me, I"ll think that I the Sultan be; And when my cheery gla.s.s I tope, I"ll fancy then I am the Pope.
CHAPTER XLIII.
THE JOURNEY.
It was with a feeling of pleasure I cannot explain, that I awoke in the morning, and found myself upon the road. The turmoil, the bustle, the never-ending difficulties of my late life in Paris had so over-excited and worried me, that I could neither think nor reflect. Now all these cares and troubles were behind me, and I felt like a liberated prisoner as I looked upon the grey dawn of the coming day, as it gradually melted from its dull and leaden tint to the pink and yellow hue of the rising sun. The broad and richly-coloured plains of "la belle France" were before me--and it is "la belle France," however inferior to parts of England in rural beauty--the large tracts of waving yellow corn, undulating like a sea in the morning breeze--the interminable reaches of forest, upon which the shadows played and flitted, deepening the effect and mellowing the ma.s.s, as we see them in Ruysdael"s pictures--while now and then some tall-gabled, antiquated chateau, with its mutilated terrace and dowager-like air of bye-gone grandeur, would peep forth at the end of some long avenue of lime trees, all having their own features of beauty--and a beauty with which every object around harmonizes well. The sluggish peasant, in his blouse and striped night-cap--the heavily caparisoned horse, shaking his head amidst a Babel-tower of gaudy worsted ta.s.sels and bra.s.s bells--the deeply laden waggon, creeping slowly along--are all in keeping with a scene, where the very mist that rises from the valley seems indolent and lazy, and unwilling to impart the rich perfume of verdure with which it is loaded. Every land has its own peculiar character of beauty. The glaciered mountain, the Alpine peak, the dashing cataract of Switzerland and the Tyrol, are not finer in their way than the long flat moorlands of a Flemish landscape, with its clump of stunted willows cloistering over some limpid brook, in which the oxen are standing for shelter from the noon-day heat--while, lower down, some rude water-wheel is mingling its sounds with the summer bees and the merry voices of the miller and his companions. So strayed my thoughts as the German shook me by the arm, and asked if "I were not ready for my breakfast?" Luckily to this question there is rarely but the one answer. Who is not ready for his breakfast when on the road? How delightful, if on the continent, to escape from the narrow limits of the dungeon-like diligence, where you sit with your knees next your collar-bone, fainting with heat and suffocated by dust, and find yourself suddenly beside the tempting "plats" of a little French dejeune, with its cutlets, its fried fish, its poulet, its salad, and its little entre of fruit, tempered with a not despicable bottle of Beaune. If in England, the exchange is nearly as grateful--for though our travelling be better, and our equipage less "genante," still it is no small alterative from the stage-coach to the inn parlour, redolent of aromatic black tea, eggs, and hot toast, with a hospitable side-board of red, raw surloins, and York hams, that would made a Jew"s mouth water. While, in America, the change is greatest of all, as any one can vouch for who has been suddenly emanc.i.p.ated from the stove-heat of a "nine-inside" leathern "conveniency," b.u.mping ten miles an hour over a corduroy road, the company smoking, if not worse; to the ample display of luxurious viands displayed upon the breakfast-table, where, what with buffalo steaks, pumpkin pie, gin c.o.c.k-tail, and other aristocratically called temptations, he must be indeed fastidious who cannot employ his half-hour. Pity it is, when there is so much good to eat, that people will not partake of it like civilized beings, and with that air of cheerful thankfulness that all other nations more or less express when enjoying the earth"s bounties. But true it is, that there is a spirit of discontent in the Yankee, that seems to accept of benefits with a tone of dissatisfaction, if not distrust. I once made this remark to an excellent friend of mine now no more, who, however, would not permit of my attributing this feature to the Americans exclusively, adding, "Where have you more of this than in Ireland? and surely you would not call the Irish ungrateful?" He ill.u.s.trated his first remark by the following short anecdote:-- The rector of the parish my friend lived in was a man who added to the income he derived from his living a very handsome private fortune, which he devoted entirely to the benefit of the poor around him. Among the objects of his bounty one old woman--a childless widow, was remarkably distinguished. Whether commiserating her utter helplessness or her complete isolation, he went farther to relieve her than to many, if not all, the other poor. She frequently was in the habit of pleading her poverty as a reason for not appearing in church among her neighbours; and he gladly seized an opportunity of so improving her condition, that on this score at least no impediment existed. When all his little plans for her comfort had been carried into execution, he took the opportunity one day of dropping in, as if accidentally, to speak to her. By degrees he led the subject to her changed condition in life--the alteration from a cold, damp, smoky hovel, to a warm, clean, slated house--the cheerful garden before the door that replaced the mud-heap and the duck-pool--and all the other happy changes which a few weeks had effected. And he then asked, did she not feel grateful to a bountiful Providence that had showered down so many blessings upon her head?
"Ah, troth, its thrue for yer honour, I am grateful," she replied, in a whining discordant tone, which astonished the worthy parson.
"Of course you are, my good woman, of course you are--but I mean to say, don"t you feel that every moment you live is too short to express your thankfulness to this kind Providence for what he has done?"
"Ah, darlin", it"s all thrue, he"s very good, he"s mighty kind, so he is."
"Why then, not acknowledge it in a different manner?" said the parson, with some heat--"has he not housed you, and fed you, and clothed you?"
"Yes, alanah, he done it all."
"Well, where is your grat.i.tude for all these mercies?"
"Ah, sure if he did," said the old crone, roused at length by the importunity of the questioner--"sure if he did, doesn"t he take it out o" me in the corns?"
CHAPTER XLIV.
A REMINISCENCE OF THE EAST.
The breakfast-table a.s.sembled around it the three generations of men who issued from the three subdivisions of the diligence, and presented that motley and mixed a.s.semblage of ranks, ages, and countries, which forms so very amusing a part of a traveller"s experience.
First came the "haute aristocratie" of the coupe, then the middle cla.s.s of the interieure, and lastly, the tiers etat of the rotonde, with its melange of Jew money-lenders, under-officers and their wives, a Norman nurse with a high cap and a red jupe; while, to close the procession, a German student descended from the roof, with a beard, a blouse, and a meerschaum. Of such materials was our party made up; and yet, differing in all our objects and interests, we speedily amalgamated into a very social state of intimacy, and chatted away over our breakfast with much good humour and gaiety. Each person of the number seeming pleased at the momentary opportunity of finding a new listener, save my tall companion of the coupe. He preserved a dogged silence, unbroken by even a chance expression to the waiter, who observed his wants and supplied them by a species of quick instinct, evidently acquired by practice. As I could not help feeling somewhat interested about the hermit-like attachment he evinced for solitude, I watched him narrowly for some time, and at length as the "roti" made its appearance before him, after he had helped himself and tasted it, he caught my eye fixed upon him, and looking at me intently for a few seconds, he seemed to be satisfied in some pa.s.sing doubt he laboured under, as he said with a most peculiar shake of the head--"No mangez, no mangez cela."
"Ah," said I, detecting in my friend"s French his English origin, "you are an Englishman I find."
"The devil a doubt of it, darlin"," said he half testily.
"An Irishman, too--still better," said I.
"Why then isn"t it strange that my French always shows me to be English, and my English proves me Irish? It"s lucky for me there"s no going farther any how."
Delighted to have thus fallen upon a "character," as the Irishman evidently appeared, I moved my chair towards his; and finding, however, he was not half pleased at the manner in which my acquaintance had been made with him, and knowing his country"s susceptibility of being taken by a story, I resolved to make my advances by narrating a circ.u.mstance which had once befallen me in my early life.
Our countrymen, English and Irish, travel so much now a days, that one ought never to feel surprised at finding them anywhere. The instance I am about to relate will verify to a certain extent the fact, by showing that no situation is too odd or too unlikely to be within the verge of calculation.
When the 10th foot, to which I then belonged, were at Corfu, I obtained with three other officers a short leave of absence, to make a hurried tour of the Morea, and taking a pa.s.sing glance at Constantinople--in those days much less frequently visited by travellers than at present.
After rambling pleasantly about for some weeks, we were about to return, when we determined that before sailing we should accept an invitation some officers of the "Dwarf" frigate, then stationed there, had given us, to pa.s.s a day at Pera, and pic-nic in the mountain.
One fine bright morning was therefore selected--a most appetizing little dinner being carefully packed up--we set out, a party of fourteen, upon our excursion.
The weather was glorious, and the scene far finer than any of us had antic.i.p.ated--the view from the mountain extending over the entire city, gorgeous in the rich colouring of its domes and minarets; while, at one side, the golden horn was visible, crowded with ships of every nation, and, at the other, a glimpse might be had of the sea of Marmora, blue and tranquil as it lay beneath. The broad bosom of the Bosphorus was sheeted out like a map before us--peaceful yet bustling with life and animation. Here lay the union-jack of old England, floating beside the lilies of France--we speak of times when lilies were and barricades were not--the tall and taper spars of a Yankee frigate towering above the low timbers and heavy hull of a Dutch schooner--the gilded p.o.o.p and curved galleries of a Turkish three-decker, anch.o.r.ed beside the raking mast and curved deck of a suspicious looking craft, whose red-capped and dark-visaged crew needed not the naked creese at their sides to bespeak them Malays. The whole was redolent of life, and teeming with food for one"s fancy to conjure from.
While we were debating upon the choice of a spot for our luncheon, which should command the chief points of view within our reach, one of the party came to inform us that he had just discovered the very thing we were in search of. It was a small kiosk, built upon a projecting rock that looked down upon the Bosphorus and the city, and had evidently, from the extended views it presented, been selected as the spot to build upon. The building itself was a small octagon, open on every side, and presenting a series of prospects, land and seaward, of the most varied and magnificent kind.
Seeing no one near, nor any trace of habitation, we resolved to avail ourselves of the good taste of the founder; and spreading out the contents of our hampers, proceeded to discuss a most excellent cold dinner. When the good things had disappeared, and the wine began to circulate, one of the party observed that we should not think of enjoying ourselves before we had filled a b.u.mper to the brim, to the health of our good king, whose birth-day it chanced to be. Our homeward thoughts and loyalty uniting, we filled our gla.s.ses, and gave so hearty a "hip, hip, hurra," to our toast, that I doubt if the echoes of those old rocks ever heard the equal of it.
Scarcely was the last cheer dying away in the distance, when the door of the kiosk opened, and a negro dressed in white muslin appeared, his arms and ancles bearing those huge rings of ma.s.sive gold, which only persons of rank distinguish their servants by.
After a most profound obeisance to the party, he explained in very tolerable French, that his master the Effendi, Ben Mustapha Al Halak, at whose charge (in house rent) we were then resting, sent us greetings, and begged that if not considered as contrary to our usages, &c. we should permit him and his suite to approach the kiosk and observe us at our meal.
Independent of his politeness in the mode of conveying the request, as he would prove fully as entertaining a sight to us as we could possibly be to him, we immediately expressed our great willingness to receive his visit, coupled with a half hint that perhaps he might honour us by joining the party.
After a half hour"s delay, the door was once more thrown open, and a venerable old Turk entered: he salaamed three times most reverently, and motioned to us to be seated, declining, at the same time, by a gentle gesture of his hand, our invitation. He was followed by a train of six persons, all splendidly attired, and attesting, by their costume and manner, the rank and importance of their chief. Conceiving that his visit had but one object--to observe our convivial customs--we immediately reseated ourselves, and filled our gla.s.ses.
As one after another the officers of the effendi"s household pa.s.sed round the apartments, we offered them a goblet of champagne, which they severally declined, with a polite but solemn smile--all except one, a large, savage-looking Turk, with a most ferocious scowl, and the largest black beard I ever beheld. He did not content himself with a mute refusal of our offer, but stopping suddenly, he raised up his hands above his head, and muttered some words in Turkish, which one of the party informed us was a very satisfactory recommendation of the whole company to Satan for their heretic abomination.
The procession moved slowly round the room, and when it reached the door again retired, each member of it salaaming three times as they had done on entering. Scarcely had they gone, when we burst into a loud fit of laughter at the savage-looking fellow who thought proper to excommunicate us, and were about to discuss his more than common appearance of disgust at our proceedings, when again the door opened, and a turbaned head peeped in, but so altered were the features, that although seen but the moment before, we could hardly believe them the same. The dark complexion--the long and bushy beard were there--but instead of the sleepy and solemn character of the oriental, with heavy eye and closed lip, there was a droll, half-devilry in the look, and partly open mouth, that made a most laughable contrast with the head-dress. He looked stealthily around him for an instant, as if to see that all was right, and then, with an accent and expression I shall never forget, said, "I"ll taste your wine, gentleman, an it be pleasing to ye."
CHAPTER XLV.
A DAY IN THE PHOENIX.
When we were once more in the coupe of the diligence, I directed my entire attention towards my Irish acquaintance, as well because of his apparent singularity, as to avoid the little German in the opposite corner.
"You have not been long in France, then, sir," said I, as we resumed our conversation.
"Three weeks, and it seems like three years to me--nothing to eat--nothing to drink--and n.o.body to speak to. But I"ll go back soon --I only came abroad for a month."
"You"ll scarcely see much of the Continent in so short a time."
"Devil a much that will grieve me--I didn"t come to see it."
"Indeed!"
"Nothing of the kind; I only came--to be away from home."
"Oh! I perceive."
"You"re quite out there," said my companion, misinterpreting my meaning. "It wasn"t any thing of that kind. I don"t owe sixpence. I was laughed out of Ireland--that"s all, though that same is bad enough."