"Well, my words with him were few. Perhaps he is not what I took him for. Yes, for aught I know, you may be right."
"Glad to hear it. Charity, like poetry, should be cultivated, if only for its being graceful. And now, since you have renounced your notion, I should be happy, would you, so to speak, renounce your story, too.
That, story strikes me with even more incredulity than wonder. To me some parts don"t hang together. If the man of hate, how could John Moredock be also the man of love? Either his lone campaigns are fabulous as Hercules"; or else, those being true, what was thrown in about his geniality is but garnish. In short, if ever there was such a man as Moredock, he, in my way of thinking, was either misanthrope or nothing; and his misanthropy the more intense from being focused on one race of men. Though, like suicide, man-hatred would seem peculiarly a Roman and a Grecian pa.s.sion--that is, Pagan; yet, the annals of neither Rome nor Greece can produce the equal in man-hatred of Colonel Moredock, as the judge and you have painted him. As for this Indian-hating in general, I can only say of it what Dr. Johnson said of the alleged Lisbon earthquake: "Sir, I don"t believe it.""
"Didn"t believe it? Why not? Clashed with any little prejudice of his?"
"Doctor Johnson had no prejudice; but, like a certain other person,"
with an ingenuous smile, "he had sensibilities, and those were pained."
"Dr. Johnson was a good Christian, wasn"t he?"
"He was."
"Suppose he had been something else."
"Then small incredulity as to the alleged earthquake."
"Suppose he had been also a misanthrope?"
"Then small incredulity as to the robberies and murders alleged to have been perpetrated under the pall of smoke and ashes. The infidels of the time were quick to credit those reports and worse. So true is it that, while religion, contrary to the common notion, implies, in certain cases, a spirit of slow reserve as to a.s.sent, infidelity, which claims to despise credulity, is sometimes swift to it."
"You rather jumble together misanthropy and infidelity."
"I do not jumble them; they are coordinates. For misanthropy, springing from the same root with disbelief of religion, is twin with that. It springs from the same root, I say; for, set aside materialism, and what is an atheist, but one who does not, or will not, see in the universe a ruling principle of love; and what a misanthrope, but one who does not, or will not, see in man a ruling principle of kindness? Don"t you see?
In either case the vice consists in a want of confidence."
"What sort of a sensation is misanthropy?"
"Might as well ask me what sort of sensation is hydrophobia. Don"t know; never had it. But I have often wondered what it can be like. Can a misanthrope feel warm, I ask myself; take ease? be companionable with himself? Can a misanthrope smoke a cigar and muse? How fares he in solitude? Has the misanthrope such a thing as an appet.i.te? Shall a peach refresh him? The effervescence of champagne, with what eye does he behold it? Is summer good to him? Of long winters how much can he sleep? What are his dreams? How feels he, and what does he, when suddenly awakened, alone, at dead of night, by fusilades of thunder?"
"Like you," said the stranger, "I can"t understand the misanthrope. So far as my experience goes, either mankind is worthy one"s best love, or else I have been lucky. Never has it been my lot to have been wronged, though but in the smallest degree. Cheating, backbiting, superciliousness, disdain, hard-heartedness, and all that brood, I know but by report. Cold regards tossed over the sinister shoulder of a former friend, ingrat.i.tude in a beneficiary, treachery in a confidant--such things may be; but I must take somebody"s word for it.
Now the bridge that has carried me so well over, shall I not praise it?"
"Ingrat.i.tude to the worthy bridge not to do so. Man is a n.o.ble fellow, and in an age of satirists, I am not displeased to find one who has confidence in him, and bravely stands up for him."
"Yes, I always speak a good word for man; and what is more, am always ready to do a good deed for him."
"You are a man after my own heart," responded the cosmopolitan, with a candor which lost nothing by its calmness. "Indeed," he added, "our sentiments agree so, that were they written in a book, whose was whose, few but the nicest critics might determine."
"Since we are thus joined in mind," said the stranger, "why not be joined in hand?"
"My hand is always at the service of virtue," frankly extending it to him as to virtue personified.
"And now," said the stranger, cordially retaining his hand, "you know our fashion here at the West. It may be a little low, but it is kind.
Briefly, we being newly-made friends must drink together. What say you?"
"Thank you; but indeed, you must excuse me."
"Why?"
"Because, to tell the truth, I have to-day met so many old friends, all free-hearted, convivial gentlemen, that really, really, though for the present I succeed in mastering it, I am at bottom almost in the condition of a sailor who, stepping ash.o.r.e after a long voyage, ere night reels with loving welcomes, his head of less capacity than his heart."
At the allusion to old friends, the stranger"s countenance a little fell, as a jealous lover"s might at hearing from his sweetheart of former ones. But rallying, he said: "No doubt they treated you to something strong; but wine--surely, that gentle creature, wine; come, let us have a little gentle wine at one of these little tables here.
Come, come." Then essaying to roll about like a full pipe in the sea, sang in a voice which had had more of good-fellowship, had there been less of a latent squeak to it:
"Let us drink of the wine of the vine benign, That sparkles warm in Zansovine."
The cosmopolitan, with longing eye upon him, stood as sorely tempted and wavering a moment; then, abruptly stepping towards him, with a look of dissolved surrender, said: "When mermaid songs move figure-heads, then may glory, gold, and women try their blandishments on me. But a good fellow, singing a good song, he woos forth my every spike, so that my whole hull, like a ship"s, sailing by a magnetic rock, caves in with acquiescence. Enough: when one has a heart of a certain sort, it is in vain trying to be resolute."
CHAPTER XXIX
THE BOON COMPANIONS.
The wine, port, being called for, and the two seated at the little table, a natural pause of convivial expectancy ensued; the stranger"s eye turned towards the bar near by, watching the red-cheeked, white-ap.r.o.ned man there, blithely dusting the bottle, and invitingly arranging the salver and gla.s.ses; when, with a sudden impulse turning round his head towards his companion, he said, "Ours is friendship at first sight, ain"t it?"
"It is," was the placidly pleased reply: "and the same may be said of friendship at first sight as of love at first sight: it is the only true one, the only n.o.ble one. It bespeaks confidence. Who would go sounding his way into love or friendship, like a strange ship by night, into an enemy"s harbor?"
"Right. Boldly in before the wind. Agreeable, how we always agree.
By-the-way, though but a formality, friends should know each other"s names. What is yours, pray?"
"Francis Goodman. But those who love me, call me Frank. And yours?"
"Charles Arnold n.o.ble. But do you call me Charlie."
"I will, Charlie; nothing like preserving in manhood the fraternal familiarities of youth. It proves the heart a rosy boy to the last."
"My sentiments again. Ah!"
It was a smiling waiter, with the smiling bottle, the cork drawn; a common quart bottle, but for the occasion fitted at bottom into a little bark basket, braided with porcupine quills, gayly tinted in the Indian fashion. This being set before the entertainer, he regarded it with affectionate interest, but seemed not to understand, or else to pretend not to, a handsome red label pasted on the bottle, bearing the capital letters, P. W.
"P. W.," said he at last, perplexedly eying the pleasing poser, "now what does P. W. mean?"
"Shouldn"t wonder," said the cosmopolitan gravely, "if it stood for port wine. You called for port wine, didn"t you?"
"Why so it is, so it is!"
"I find some little mysteries not very hard to clear up," said the other, quietly crossing his legs.
This commonplace seemed to escape the stranger"s hearing, for, full of his bottle, he now rubbed his somewhat sallow hands over it, and with a strange kind of cackle, meant to be a chirrup, cried: "Good wine, good wine; is it not the peculiar bond of good feeling?" Then br.i.m.m.i.n.g both gla.s.ses, pushed one over, saying, with what seemed intended for an air of fine disdain: "Ill betide those gloomy skeptics who maintain that now-a-days pure wine is unpurchasable; that almost every variety on sale is less the vintage of vineyards than laboratories; that most bar-keepers are but a set of male Brinvillia.r.s.es, with complaisant arts practicing against the lives of their best friends, their customers."
A shade pa.s.sed over the cosmopolitan. After a few minutes" down-cast musing, he lifted his eyes and said: "I have long thought, my dear Charlie, that the spirit in which wine is regarded by too many in these days is one of the most painful examples of want of confidence. Look at these gla.s.ses. He who could mistrust poison in this wine would mistrust consumption in Hebe"s cheek. While, as for suspicions against the dealers in wine and sellers of it, those who cherish such suspicions can have but limited trust in the human heart. Each human heart they must think to be much like each bottle of port, not such port as this, but such port as they hold to. Strange traducers, who see good faith in nothing, however sacred. Not medicines, not the wine in sacraments, has escaped them. The doctor with his phial, and the priest with his chalice, they deem equally the unconscious dispensers of bogus cordials to the dying."
"Dreadful!"
"Dreadful indeed," said the cosmopolitan solemnly. "These distrusters stab at the very soul of confidence. If this wine," impressively holding up his full gla.s.s, "if this wine with its bright promise be not true, how shall man be, whose promise can be no brighter? But if wine be false, while men are true, whither shall fly convivial geniality? To think of sincerely-genial souls drinking each other"s health at unawares in perfidious and murderous drugs!"