MANLY. Indeed, sir, I was never ten leagues from the continent.
DIMPLE. Believe me, Colonel, you have an immense pleasure to come; and when you shall have seen the brilliant exhibitions of Europe, you will learn to despise the amus.e.m.e.nts of this country as much as I do.
MANLY. Therefore I do not wish to see them; for I can never esteem that knowledge valuable which tends to give me a distaste for my native country.
DIMPLE. Well, Colonel, though you have not travelled, you have read.
MANLY. I have, a little, and by it have discovered that there is a laudable partiality which ignorant, untravelled men entertain for everything that belongs to their native country. I call it laudable; it injures no one; adds to their own happiness; and, when extended, becomes the n.o.ble principle of patriotism. Travelled gentlemen rise superior, in their own opinion, to this: but if the contempt which they contract for their country is the most valuable acquisition of their travels, I am far from thinking that their time and money are well spent.
MARIA. What n.o.ble sentiments!
CHARLOTTE. Let my brother set out from where he will in the fields of conversation, he is sure to end his tour in the temple of gravity.
MANLY. Forgive me, my sister. I love my country; it has its foibles undoubtedly;--some foreigners will with pleasure remark them--but such remarks fall very ungracefully from the lips of her citizens.
DIMPLE. You are perfectly in the right, Colonel--America has her faults.
MANLY. Yes, sir; and we, her children, should blush for them in private, and endeavour, as individuals, to reform them. But, if our country has its errors in common with other countries, I am proud to say America--I mean the United States--have displayed virtues and achievements which modern nations may admire, but of which they have seldom set us the example.
CHARLOTTE. But, brother, we must introduce you to some of our gay folks, and let you see the city, such as it is. Mr. Dimple is known to almost every family in town; he will doubtless take a pleasure in introducing you.
DIMPLE. I shall esteem every service I can render your brother an honour.
MANLY. I fear the business I am upon will take up all my time, and my family will be anxious to hear from me.
MARIA. His family! But what is it to me that he is married! [_Aside._]
Pray, how did you leave your lady, sir?
CHARLOTTE. My brother is not married [_Observing her anxiety._]; it is only an odd way he has of expressing himself. Pray, brother, is this business, which you make your continual excuse, a secret?
MANLY. No, sister; I came hither to solicit the honourable Congress, that a number of my brave old soldiers may be put upon the pension-list, who were, at first, not judged to be so materially wounded as to need the public a.s.sistance. My sister says true [_To MARIA._]: I call my late soldiers my family. Those who were not in the field in the late glorious contest, and those who were, have their respective merits; but, I confess, my old brother-soldiers are dearer to me than the former description. Friendships made in adversity are lasting; our countrymen may forget us, but that is no reason why we should forget one another.
But I must leave you; my time of engagement approaches.
CHARLOTTE. Well, but, brother, if you will go, will you please to conduct my fair friend home? You live in the same street--I was to have gone with her myself--[_Aside._] A lucky thought.
MARIA. I am obliged to your sister, sir, and was just intending to go.
[_Going._
MANLY. I shall attend her with pleasure.
[_Exit with MARIA, followed by DIMPLE and CHARLOTTE._]
MARIA. Now, pray, don"t betray me to your brother.
[CHARLOTTE. [_Just as she sees him make a motion to take his leave._] One word with you, brother, if you please.
[_Follows them out._
_Manent DIMPLE and LEt.i.tIA._
DIMPLE. You received the billet I sent you, I presume?
LEt.i.tIA. Hush!--Yes.
DIMPLE. When shall I pay my respects to you?
LEt.i.tIA. At eight I shall be unengaged.
_Re-enter CHARLOTTE._
DIMPLE. Did my lovely angel receive my billet? [_To CHARLOTTE._
CHARLOTTE. Yes.
DIMPLE. What hour shall I expect with impatience?
CHARLOTTE. At eight I shall be at home unengaged.
DIMPLE. Unfortunately! I have a horrid engagement of business at that hour. Can"t you finish your visit earlier, and let six be the happy hour?
CHARLOTTE. You know your influence over me.]
[_Exeunt severally._
SCENE II. _VAN ROUGH"S House._
VAN ROUGH [_alone_].
It cannot possibly be true! The son of my old friend can"t have acted so unadvisedly. Seventeen thousand pounds! in bills! Mr. Transfer must have been mistaken. He always appeared so prudent, and talked so well upon money-matters, and even a.s.sured me that he intended to change his dress for a suit of clothes which would not cost so much, and look more substantial, as soon as he married. No, no, no! it can"t be; it cannot be. But, however, I must look out sharp. I did not care what his principles or his actions were, so long as he minded the main chance.
Seventeen thousand pounds! If he had lost it in trade, why the best men may have ill-luck; but to game it away, as Transfer says--why, at this rate, his whole estate may go in one night, and, what is ten times worse, mine into the bargain. No, no; Mary is right. Leave women to look out in these matters; for all they look as if they didn"t know a journal from a ledger, when their interest is concerned they know what"s what; they mind the main chance as well as the best of us--I wonder Mary did not tell me she knew of his spending his money so foolishly. Seventeen thousand pounds! Why, if my daughter was standing up to be married, I would forbid the banns, if I found it was to a man who did not mind the main chance.--Hush! I hear somebody coming. "Tis Mary"s voice: a man with her too! I shou"dn"t be surprised if this should be the other string to her bow. Aye, aye, let them alone; women understand the main chance.--Though, i" faith, I"ll listen a little.
[_Retires into a closet._
_MANLY leading in MARIA._
MANLY. I hope you will excuse my speaking upon so important a subject so abruptly; but, the moment I entered your room, you struck me as the lady whom I had long loved in imagination, and never hoped to see.
MARIA. Indeed, sir, I have been led to hear more upon this subject than I ought.
MANLY. Do you, then, disapprove my suit, madam, or the abruptness of my introducing it? If the latter, my peculiar situation, being obliged to leave the city in a few days, will, I hope, be my excuse; if the former, I will retire, for I am sure I would not give a moment"s inquietude to her whom I could devote my life to please. I am not so indelicate as to seek your immediate approbation; permit me only to be near you, and by a thousand tender a.s.siduities to endeavour to excite a grateful return.
MARIA. I have a father, whom I would die to make happy; he will disapprove--
MANLY. Do you think me so ungenerous as to seek a place in your esteem without his consent? You must--you ever ought to consider that man as unworthy of you who seeks an interest in your heart, contrary to a father"s approbation. A young lady should reflect that the loss of a lover may be supplied, but nothing can compensate for the loss of a parent"s affection. Yet, why do you suppose your father would disapprove? In our country, the affections are not sacrificed to riches or family-aggrandizement: should you approve, my family is decent, and my rank honourable.
MARIA. You distress me, sir.
MANLY. Then I will sincerely beg your excuse for obtruding so disagreeable a subject, and retire. [_Going._