Directly afterwards we heard him call the hands aft to case off the main-sheet, the square-sail and gaff-topsail were set, and, by the comparatively easy motion, we felt that we were running off before the wind. Not a little did it contribute to our comfort in concluding our dinner.
The next day, at noon, saw us safely anch.o.r.ed in Cowes Roads.
"There"s Mr Hearty and the Gentle Giant, I declare," exclaimed the melodious voice of Miss Susan Rattler, from out of a shrubbery, as my two friends were pacing along on the road towards Egypt, to call on Lady Cardiff.
"Oh, the dear men! you don"t say so, Susan!" replied her sister.
Bubble and I were close under them, a little in advance, so they did not see us, though we could not avoid hearing what was said.
"Yes, it"s them, I vow; we must attack them about the pic-nic forthwith," said Susan.
"Don"t mention Jane Seaton, or poor Ned will be too much out of spirits to do any thing," observed her sister.
"Trust me to manage all descriptions of he-animals," replied Rattler minima. "Ah, how d"ye do?--how d"ye do? Welcome, rovers, welcome!" she exclaimed, waving her handkerchief as they approached.
"Lovely ladies, we once more live in your presence," began Hearty.
""Oh that I were a glove upon that hand!"" shouted Carstairs.
"Oh, don"t, you"ll make us blush!" screamed Susan, from over the bushes.
"But seriously, we"re so glad you"re come, because now we can have the pic-nic to Netley you promised us."
"I like frankness--when shall it be?" said Hearty.
"To-morrow, by all means,--never delay a good thing."
""If "twere done, "twere well "twere done quickly,"" observed the captain.
"That"s what Shakespeare says about a beef-steak," cried Susan. "But I say then, it"s settled--how nice!"
"What? that we are to have beef-steaks?" asked Hearty. "They are very nice when one"s hungry."
"No, I mean that we are to have a pic-nic to-morrow," said the fair Rattler.
"That depends whether those we invite are willing to join it," observed Hearty.
""I can summon spirits from the vasty deep; but will they come, cousin?"" exclaimed Carstairs.
"Oh, yes, in these parts, often," cried Rattler maxima; "the revenue officers constantly find them, I know."
"Capital--capital!" e.j.a.c.u.l.a.t.ed Hearty. "You must bring that out again on board the "Frolic." You deserve a pic-nic for it; it"s so original.
You must consider this only as a rehearsal."
"How kind--then it"s all settled!" exclaimed both young ladies in a breath. "There"s Mary Masthead, I know, is dying to go, and so is Mrs Topgallant, and I dare say, if Captain Carstairs presses Mrs Skysc.r.a.per, she"ll go, and the Sandons and Cardiffs, and all our set; I don"t think any will refuse."
"Well, then, we"ve no time to lose," we exclaimed, and off we set to beat up for recruits.
We were not, however, without our disappointments. Lady Cardiff could not go, and without a correct chaperone she could not let her daughter be of the party--the thing was utterly impossible, dreadfully incorrect, and altogether unheard of. Mrs Skysc.r.a.per was a great deal too young, and being a widow had herself to look after. If Mrs Topgallant would go, she would see about it; so we tried next to find the lady in question, but she had gone to Carisbrooke Castle, and would not be back till late. Mrs Sandon was next visited, but she had a cold; and if Lady Cardiff would not let her daughter go without a chaperone, neither could she. We by chance met Mrs Seaton with the fair Jane, looking very beautiful, but mamma never went on the water if she could help it.
She could not come to the island without doing so; but once safe there, she would not set her foot in a boat till she had to go away again.
Sooth to say, that was not surprising; the good dame was unsuited by her figure for locomotion. Every thing depended on Mrs Topgallant; never was she in so much request. The gentlemen being able to come without chaperones, more readily promised to be present. We fell in with Sir Francis Futtock, Lord Lorimer, Harry Loring, and young Flareup, and a young Oxonian, who had lately taken orders, and created a great sensation among the more sensitive portion of his audience by his exquisite preaching, and the unction by which he privately recommended auricular confession and penance.
The Rev Frederick Fairfax was a pink-faced young man, and had naturally a round, good-natured countenance, but by dint of shaving his whiskers, elongating his face, and wearing a white cravat without gills, and a stand-up collar to his coat, he contrived to present a no bad imitation of a Jesuit priest. The Miss Rattlers called him the Paragon Puseyite, or the PP, which they said would stand as well for parish priest. How Hearty came to invite him I don"t know, for he detested the silly clique to whom the youth had attached himself. We had just left the young gentleman when we met the two merry little Miss Masons. At first they could not possibly go, because they had no chaperone; but when they heard that the Rev Frederick was to be of the party, all their scruples vanished. With such a pastor they might go anywhere.
They had only lately been bitten, but had ever since diligently applied themselves to the study of the "Tracts of the Times;" and though not a word did they understand of those works (which was not surprising by the by), they perceived that the Rev Fred"s voice was very melodious, that he chanted to admiration, and looked so pious that they could not be wrong in following his advice. At last the hearts of all were made glad by the appearance of Mrs Topgallant, who, without much persuasion, undertook to chaperone as many young ladies as were committed to her charge.
CHAPTER FOUR.
A PIC-NIC, AND ITS CONSEQUENCES.
The morning came at last, fine as the palpitating hearts of expectant damsels could desire, and calm enough to please the most timid chaperone; so calm, indeed, that it was a question whether any craft with canvas alone to depend on could move from her moorings with a chance of going anywhere except to Hurst or the Nab; but, as few of our lady friends had any nautical knowledge, that in no way disconcerted them, and they would not have believed us had we a.s.sured them that there was too little wind for the excursion. By noon, however, a few cats"-paws appeared on the lake-like surface of the water, and soon after the deck of the "Frolic" once more began to rejoice in the presence of many of the former frolickers. They found it easy enough to come on board, but to collect all hands and get under way was a very different thing. The Miss Sandons and Jane Seaton, who came escorted by Loring, on finding no chaperone, thought they ought to go on sh.o.r.e again, as neither Mrs Topgallant nor Mrs Skysc.r.a.per had come; but Sir Francis kept them discussing the point till Carstairs had time to dive below, and presently returned with a Norman cap on his head, a shawl over his shoulders, and a boat-cloak as a petticoat.
"There," he exclaimed, crossing his arms before him, and putting his head on one side, sentimentally, "I"m as good a duenna as Mrs Topgallant, or any other lady of your acquaintance." All laughed and forgot to go. "Come, my dear girls, sit down and behave yourselves; no flirting with that naval officer, if you please," he continued, imitating the honourable dame. "You, Mr Loring, and you, Mr Henry Flareup, go forward and smoke your cigars. I can"t allow such nasty practices here."
Flareup had, as usual, lighted his weed, and was sending the smoke into the face of May Sandon. The roars of laughter were not few as the real Mrs Topgallant, with Miss Mary Masthead, approached, and the Norman cap with the good-natured face of the wearer was seen looking over the side affectionately down upon them. The Rev Fred and the Miss Masons next arrived, and lastly Mrs Skysc.r.a.per, Miss Cardiff, Lord Lorimer, and Hearty.
"Now, remember, Mr Hearty, we must get back before dark; it is on that condition alone that I have consented to chaperone these young ladies,"
said Mrs Topgallant, as we were about to get under way.
"And I, also," exclaimed pretty Mrs Skysc.r.a.per.
"Oh, we don"t allow you to be a chaperone," said Carstairs; "you are far too young and too engaging," he whispered; and the Gentle Giant actually blushed as he said so; luckily Miss Susan Rattler did not hear him.
"And mamma made me promise to be back at eight," cried Jane Seaton.
"And so did ours!" echoed the three Miss Sandons.
"You know we could not have come at all unless we were certain of being at home in proper time!" exclaimed the two Miss Masons; "could we, Mr Fairfax?"
The pet bowed and smiled. He was meditating on the Life of St.
Euphemia, of Rhodes, and did not hear the question.
"Remember, ladies, that time and tide wait for no man," answered Hearty.
"Even such fair G.o.ddesses as honour the "Frolic" by their presence this day cannot govern the winds and waves, however much they may every thing else. Therefore all I can promise is, to do my best to follow the wishes of your amiable mammas, and of yourselves."
"And of mine, if you please, Mr Hearty," put in Mrs Topgallant.
"Certainly, my dear madam, I considered you among the G.o.ddesses of whom I was speaking," answered Hearty, with a flourish of his broad-brimmed beaver, which, with the compliment, completely won the honourable lady"s heart.
The anchor was at last weighed, and it being fortunately slack tide, with a light air from the south-east, we were able to fetch Calshot Castle.
Most of my readers probably know the Southampton Water, and may picture us to themselves as we floated up the stream with the round, solid, Stilton-cheese-like-looking Castle of Calshot, at the end of a sandy spit, and the lordly Tower of Eaglehurst, rising among the trees visible over it on the one hand, and the mouth of the Hamble River on the other, while, as far as the eye can reach on either hand, are seen verdant groves, with the roofs and chimneys of numerous villas peeping from among them. About three-quarters of the way up, on the right hand, at a short distance only from the water, stand the picturesque ruins of Netley Abbey. The jolly monks of old--and I respect them for it--always selected the most beautiful sites in the neighbourhood for their habitations, and in fixing on that for Netley, they did not depart from their rule. Several chambers remain; and the walls which surround an inner court are entire, with fine arched windows, the tracery work complete, looking into it. We brought up off it, and the boats were instantly lowered to convey the pa.s.sengers on sh.o.r.e. In getting into one of them, Loring nearly went overboard, and a shriek of terror from Jane Seaton would have published her secret, had not everybody known it before. At last the hampers and the people reached the beach in safety; and now began the difficulties of the chaperone. She was like a shepherd with a wild flock of sheep and no dog; they would stray in every direction out of her sight. Some had brought sketch-books, and perched themselves about, far apart, to take views of the ruins; others preferred what they called exploring; and Jane and Loring vanished no one knew where. The Gentle Giant, who drew very well, was called on by the Miss Rattlers and several other ladies to fill up the pages of their books; and Hearty was running about talking to everybody and ordering every thing; while Bubble was exerting himself to do the same, and to take sketches into the bargain, though all his friends observed that there was a want of his usual vivacity. The Rattler girls quizzed him unmercifully, till they brought him back to the semblance, at all events, of his former self. The servants had been employed in laying the cloth under the shade of a tree which had sprung up in the courtyard, and thither Hearty"s voice now summoned us. How can pen of mine do justice to the cold collation which was spread before our rejoicing eyes! I can only say that the party did it, and amply too.
"Are we all here?" exclaimed the master of the revels. "No, by Bacchus!
two are wanting--Miss Seaton and Mr Loring--where are they?"
"Good gracious! where can they be?" screamed the Honourable Mrs Topgallant.