Chapter 123
It was over . The matter with the Ten Saints had come to an end .
The Ten Saints should have been the strongest lineup that Mo Immortal Castle could currently mobilize . But now they had lost two top generals one after another, and were at the risk of being abandoned any time by Third Saint, who had decided to retire from the battlefield .
It was very clear that for the time being, it was pretty much impossible to organize another large-scale operation to grab the stone ghost mask .
Grenade-Throwing Senior Immortal could hence take advantage of this time to happily continue searching for the whereabouts of the mask"s maker .
When w.a.n.g Ling recalled his clone, his real body was already on the way home . He felt the dispersed spirit energy return, and the gloom which he had been feeling the whole day suddenly lifted .
He felt that this was a major drawback of the Great Separation Spell; for him, his clone wasn"t made just purely of energy — it contained too many things, including realm, prowess and mood . . . in most cases, he tended to avoid using the Great Separation Spell since it gave him even more of a poker face .
When w.a.n.g Ling returned home, he found that there was one more person in the house today . Even without using his spiritual senses, he knew that Lie Mengmeng was here since the big white bunny slippers at the door were missing; these were slippers which Father w.a.n.g had prepared exclusively for him .
Today, Lie Mengmeng had come to check on Grandfather w.a.n.g again .
After meeting Teacher Pan during the home visit, the old man had obviously been in better spirits; the knots in his heart had unraveled and he was now at ease . However, Father w.a.n.g was still a little worried, so he had asked Lie Mengmeng to come help take a look . And so, in the name of performing a follow-up, some person had come running for a free meal . . .
The old man on the sofa held Lie Mengmeng"s hands as he said gratefully, "Little Song, I will have to trouble you again!"
These simple words were already a huge relief to Lie Mengmeng and Father w.a.n.g! That was because the old man hadn"t called them by the wrong names this time! It was enough to make Lie Mengmeng believe that even if the old man"s dementia wasn"t completely cured, it had at least been alleviated significantly . . .
"You"re welcome, Grandfather w.a.n.g! I"m now going to ask you some questions . " As he spoke, Lie Mengmeng took a sheaf of papers out of his backpack . These were a collection of dementia a.s.sessment questions which he had put together, including yes-or-no questions, multiple choice questions and brain teasers .
The old man nodded cooperatively . "Okay, Little Song . Ask me!"
Lie Mengmeng: "First question: when you eat scrambled eggs with tomatoes, do you often struggle to decide whether you should eat the tomatoes or the eggs first?"
The old man straightaway shook his head .
Lie Mengmeng took his answer down, then asked, "Which would you choose, chocolate-flavored s.h.i.+t or s.h.i.+t-flavored chocolate?"
The old man thought about it, then suddenly asked, "Either way, the chocolate has sugar, right?"
Lie Mengmeng nodded . "That"s right . "
The old man: "I"m hyperglycemic, so I can"t eat either of them . "
Lie Mengmeng: " . . . "
"By the way, how can you ask elderly people this type of question? A lot of them now have diabetes . Asking them this type of question would be too unkind!"
" . . . Then let me change questions . "
Lie Mengmeng: "Grandfather w.a.n.g, under what circ.u.mstance does one plus one equal two?"
The old man stared at Lie Mengmeng as if he was r.e.t.a.r.ded . "Of course it equals two when the calculation is right! I say, Little Song, can you not use a question from a spring festival gala thirty years ago to test me? I may be old, but I"m not stupid, alright? These questions of yours are so out-of-date!"
Lie Mengmeng: " . . . "
The old man glared at Lie Mengmeng as he criticized him . "I find that young people nowadays don"t have foresight when it comes to dealing with problems . Like you, Little Song, and the dilemma of your past choices — not thinking carefully about how to move forward is wrong . Can"t you use fresh and more catchy questions? If a youngster can"t keep abreast of the times, how is he going to find a girlfriend and make her happy? By the way, Little Song . . . it doesn"t seem like you have a girlfriend yet?"
No . . .
No girlfriend . . .
" . . . " Lie Mengmeng instantly had the urge to cover his face and cry .
After these questions and answers, next to them, Father w.a.n.g could now be sure of two things .
First, the old man"s dementia was completely cured . That sweet-talking, fast-talking rogue from back then had returned . . .
Second, after this face-to-face exchange with Grandfather w.a.n.g, Lie Mengmeng this boy with a pure heart who had yet to taste the sweet honey of first love had been struck an unprecedentedly deep and painful blow by the old man .
After dinner, w.a.n.g Ling was just in time to watch the broadcast of In the Name of Cultivation . He hadn"t used the little TV in his bedroom for a long time, and if it wasn"t for the Small Racc.o.o.n lucky draw during the series premiere, he might have gone forever without lifting the dark seal on the TV . This was because it was more convenient to just use his wrist.w.a.tch to partic.i.p.ate directly in a program and scan his lottery numbers for the draw .
Nowadays, anything could be acquired through the wrist.w.a.tch . Old-fas.h.i.+oned gadgets like the TV were dying out, and only Grandfather w.a.n.g used it to watch his TV series Country Love .
It was early in the morning on Tuesday, May 25th .
w.a.n.g Ling"s mood was a bit downcast this morning, because as a diehard Small Racc.o.o.n fan, he hadn"t even won an encouragement prize in last night"s lucky draw! How annoying!
He felt that things like the lucky draw had the same probability of upgrading your equipment in games produced by Penguin Company 1 . Even if there was a ninety percent chance of a successful upgrade, you could still fail regardless . . .
When w.a.n.g Ling entered the cla.s.s, Grade One, Cla.s.s Three was gossiping in the morning as usual . The subject of the second mock exams which had already been discussed several days in a row had been temporarily brushed
temporarily brushed aside, and the hot topic now was yesterday"s parent-teacher conference .
The cla.s.s"s gossip master Dopey Guo shared the following information: "I heard that there was a vote held in the parent-teacher conference yesterday . "
Someone asked, "What type of vote?"
Dopey Guo replied, "Our school wants to organize an inter-cla.s.s song compet.i.tion . Yesterday, Teacher Pan had the parents give song recommendations, and then they voted on it . Then we have to choose one of the top three songs for our cla.s.s to sing in the compet.i.tion . "
When he said this, Master of Dopey threw out a piece of paper; on it were notes which Father Guo had jolted down at the parent-teacher conference yesterday . A large part of them had to do with the cla.s.s song selection for the school event .
Everyone gathered to look at the notes, which clearly listed the songs in contention .
The song with the most votes was "The Brightest Star in the Night Sky" which was recommended by Cla.s.smate Li"s father, Li Gouhai .
The runner-up was "Run" as recommended by Super Chen"s old man .
The third was "Little Apple," chosen by Little Peanut"s father Big Nut .
When everyone saw this, they nodded their heads and felt that the song t.i.tles really reflected the parents" characters .
Of course, apart from these three songs, there were several other recommended songs that hadn"t made the cut .
For example, "The Will of the East Wind" 2 recommended by Feather Lin"s mother . . . with one glance, anyone could tell that Mother Lin was definitely a veteran figure in the fujos.h.i.+ circle .
As another example, Master of Dopey"s father, Father Guo, had chosen a song called "Itch" 3 . . . this song was like the unofficial anthem for this playful pair — as expected, like father, like son .
Coming to the end of the notes, everyone noticed that there was one song recommendation without a single vote . "Eh? No one voted for this song?! Even the song "Itch" got a vote . . . "
Someone asked, "Who recommended it?"
"Someone called w.a.n.g Lei . "
" . . . " As soon as w.a.n.g Ling heard this, he knew without a doubt that this was the alias Grenade-Throwing Senior Immortal had used for the occasion .
Super Chen had a brainwave . "w.a.n.g Lei? Is this Cla.s.smate w.a.n.g Ling"s father?" After all, there was only one student with the surname w.a.n.g in their cla.s.s .
"What song did he recommend?"
""Pomp and Circ.u.mstance" 4 . . . "
After hearing this, the whole cla.s.s instantly sunk into a dead silence . Everyone looked at w.a.n.g Ling and couldn"t help sighing in their hearts; who could have imagined that under Cla.s.smate w.a.n.g Ling"s cold and deadpan appearance, there was actually such a sultry heart . . .
Right now, w.a.n.g Ling really had to struggle to calm himself down . " . . . "
"Itch" is a song with erotic undertones by Chinese singer Huang Ling . Tencent Company is often referred to as the Penguin Company since its mascot is a cartoon penguin . This is an original song composed for the popular Chinese BL novel "Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation . " This j.a.panese song is basically about girls describing their s.e.xual encounters . It was over . The matter with the Ten Saints had come to an end . The Ten Saints should have been the strongest lineup that Mo Immortal Castle could currently mobilize . But now they had lost two top generals one after another, and were at the risk of being abandoned any time by Third Saint, who had decided to retire from the battlefield . It was very clear that for the time being, it was pretty much impossible to organize another large scale operation to grab the stone ghost mask . Grenade Throwing Senior Immortal could hence take advantage of this time to happily continue searching for the whereabouts of the mask 39 s maker . When w.a.n.g Ling recalled his clone, his real body was already on the way home . He felt the dispersed spirit energy return, and the gloom which he had been feeling the whole day suddenly lifted . He felt that this was a major drawback of the Great Separation Spell for him, his clone wasn 39 t made just purely of energy it contained too many things, including realm, prowess and mood . . . in most cases, he tended to avoid using the Great Separation Spell since it gave him even more of a poker face . When w.a.n.g Ling returned home, he found that there was one more person in the house today . Even without using his spiritual senses, he knew that Lie Mengmeng was here since the big white bunny slippers at the door were missing these were slippers which Father w.a.n.g had prepared exclusively for him . Today, Lie Mengmeng had come to check on Grandfather w.a.n.g again . After meeting Teacher Pan during the home visit, the old man had obviously been in better spirits the knots in his heart had unraveled and he was now at ease . However, Father w.a.n.g was still a little worried, so he had asked Lie Mengmeng to come help take a look . And so, in the name of performing a follow up, some person had come running for a free meal . . . The old man on the sofa held Lie Mengmeng 39 s hands as he said gratefully, Little Song, I will have to trouble you again These simple words were already a huge relief to Lie Mengmeng and Father w.a.n.g That was because the old man hadn 39 t called them by the wrong names this time It was enough to make Lie Mengmeng believe that even if the old man 39 s dementia wasn 39 t completely cured, it had at least been alleviated significantly . . . You 39 re welcome, Grandfather w.a.n.g I 39 m now going to ask you some questions . As he spoke, Lie Mengmeng took a sheaf of papers out of his backpack . These were a collection of dementia a.s.sessment questions which he had put together, including yes or no questions, multiple choice questions and brain teasers . The old man nodded cooperatively . Okay, Little Song . Ask me Lie Mengmeng First question when you eat scrambled eggs with tomatoes, do you often struggle to decide whether you should eat the tomatoes or the eggs first The old man straightaway shook his head . Lie Mengmeng took his answer down, then asked, Which would you choose, chocolate flavored s.h.i.+t or s.h.i.+t flavored chocolate The old man thought about it, then suddenly asked, Either way, the chocolate has sugar, right Lie Mengmeng nodded . That 39 s right . The old man I 39 m hyperglycemic, so I can 39 t eat either of them . Lie Mengmeng . . . By the way, how can you ask elderly people this type of question A lot of them now have diabetes . Asking them this type of question would be too unkind . . . Then let me change questions . Lie Mengmeng Grandfather w.a.n.g, under what circ.u.mstance does one plus one equal two The old man stared at Lie Mengmeng as if he was r.e.t.a.r.ded . Of course it equals two when the calculation is right I say, Little Song, can you not use a question from a spring festival gala thirty years ago to test me I may be old, but I 39 m not stupid, alright These questions of yours are so out of date Lie Mengmeng . . . The old man glared at Lie Mengmeng as he criticized him . I find that young people nowadays don 39 t have foresight when it comes to dealing with problems . Like you, Little Song, and the dilemma of your past choices not thinking carefully about how to move forward is wrong . Can 39 t you use fresh and more catchy questions If a youngster can 39 t keep abreast of the times, how is he going to find a girlfriend and make her happy By the way, Little Song . . . it doesn 39 t seem like you have a girlfriend yet No . . . No girlfriend . . . . . . Lie Mengmeng instantly had the urge to cover his face and cry . After these questions and answers, next to them, Father w.a.n.g could now be sure of two things . First, the old man 39 s dementia was completely cured . That sweet talking, fast talking rogue from back then had returned . . . Second, after this face to face exchange with Grandfather w.a.n.g, Lie Mengmeng this boy with a pure heart who had yet to taste the sweet honey of first love had been struck an unprecedentedly deep and painful blow by the old man . . . . After dinner, w.a.n.g Ling was just in time to watch the broadcast of In the Name of Cultivation . He hadn 39 t used the little TV in his bedroom for a long time, and if it wasn 39 t for the Small Racc.o.o.n lucky draw during the series premiere, he might have gone forever without lifting the dark seal on the TV . This was because it was more convenient to just use his wrist.w.a.tch to partic.i.p.ate directly in a program and scan his lottery numbers for the draw . Nowadays, anything could be acquired through the wrist.w.a.tch . Old fas.h.i.+oned gadgets like the TV were dying out, and only Grandfather w.a.n.g used it to watch his TV series Country Love . . . . It was early in the morning on Tuesday, May 25th . w.a.n.g Ling 39 s mood was a bit downcast this morning, because as a diehard Small Racc.o.o.n fan, he hadn 39 t even won an encouragement prize in last night 39 s lucky draw How annoying He felt that things like the lucky draw had the same probability of upgrading your equipment in games produced by Penguin Company 1 . Even if there was a ninety percent chance of a successful upgrade, you could still fail regardless . . . When w.a.n.g Ling entered the cla.s.s, Grade One, Cla.s.s Three was gossiping in the morning as usual . The subject of the second mock exams which had already been discussed several days in a row had been temporarily brushed aside, and the hot topic now was yesterday 39 s parent teacher conference . The cla.s.s 39 s gossip master Dopey Guo shared the following information I heard that there was a vote held in the parent teacher conference yesterday . Someone asked, What type of vote Dopey Guo replied, Our school wants to organize an inter cla.s.s song compet.i.tion . Yesterday, Teacher Pan had the parents give song recommendations, and then they voted on it . Then we have to choose one of the top three songs for our cla.s.s to sing in the compet.i.tion . When he said this, Master of Dopey threw out a piece of paper on it were notes which Father Guo had jolted down at the parent teacher conference yesterday . A large part of them had to do with the cla.s.s song selection for the school event . Everyone gathered to look at the notes, which clearly listed the songs in contention . The song with the most votes was The Brightest Star in the Night Sky which was recommended by Cla.s.smate Li 39 s father, Li Gouhai . The runner up was Run as recommended by Super Chen 39 s old man . The third was Little Apple, chosen by Little Peanut 39 s father Big Nut . When everyone saw this, they nodded their heads and felt that the song t.i.tles really reflected the parents 39 characters . Of course, apart from these three songs, there were several other recommended songs that hadn 39 t made the cut . For example, The Will of the East Wind 2 recommended by Feather Lin 39 s mother . . . with one glance, anyone could tell that Mother Lin was definitely a veteran figure in the fujos.h.i.+ circle . As another example, Master of Dopey 39 s father, Father Guo, had chosen a song called Itch 3 . . . this song was like the unofficial anthem for this playful pair as expected, like father, like son . Coming to the end of the notes, everyone noticed that there was one song recommendation without a single vote . Eh No one voted for this song Even the song 39 Itch 39 got a vote . . . Someone asked, Who recommended it Someone called w.a.n.g Lei . . . . As soon as w.a.n.g Ling heard this, he knew without a doubt that this was the alias Grenade Throwing Senior Immortal had used for the occasion . Super Chen had a brainwave . w.a.n.g Lei Is this Cla.s.smate w.a.n.g Ling 39 s father After all, there was only one student with the surname w.a.n.g in their cla.s.s . What song did he recommend 39 Pomp and Circ.u.mstance 39 4 . . . After hearing this, the whole cla.s.s instantly sunk into a dead silence . Everyone looked at w.a.n.g Ling and couldn 39 t help sighing in their hearts who could have imagined that under Cla.s.smate w.a.n.g Ling 39 s cold and deadpan appearance, there was actually such a sultry heart . . . Right now, w.a.n.g Ling really had to struggle to calm himself down . . . . Itch is a song with erotic undertones by Chinese singer Huang Ling . Tencent Company is often referred to as the Penguin Company since its mascot is a cartoon penguin . This is an original song composed for the popular Chinese BL novel 39 Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation . 39 This j.a.panese song is basically about girls describing their s.e.xual encounters .