Chapter 126
w.a.n.g Ling had always felt that Father w.a.n.g"s fan readers were very scary in that they were a special kind of collective . In the same way that w.a.n.g Ling"s realm kept increasing on its own accord, so did the number of fans that followed Father w.a.n.g . . . for a Weibo account that had been inactive for six months, it was strange enough that the number of followers hadn"t decreased but had risen instead, but there were also still so many "gatekeepers" on the front line giving Father w.a.n.g thumbs-ups and commenting, to the extent that his old computer almost crashed!
But this wasn"t the main point . . .
The point was that Father w.a.n.g felt the time had come for him to mobilize the strength of his fans!
After adjusting his writing style and diction, Father w.a.n.g"s fingers flew over the keyboard swift as lightning; after a short ten minutes, he had quickly written and posted a long Weibo piece t.i.tled "w.a.n.g Situ in a Fury over a Beauty 1 . " At the bottom, he attached a photo which he had taken with his wrist.w.a.tch of a profile image w.a.n.g Ling had drawn using the Profile Technique .
The moment Father w.a.n.g clicked "publish," he felt like Li Yunlong 2 , leading a million fans into Pingan county to rescue his wife; it somehow felt very stirring and exciting!
Because the post was too long, the number of comments and thumbs-ups this time didn"t come in as quickly and fervently as they had for his Weibo greeting earlier .
However, five minutes later, Father w.a.n.g"s computer crashed again!
It had to be said that Father w.a.n.g was in the end Father w.a.n.g, a novelist guru who was ranked number one on the Cultivation Reading Network"s bestsellers list . This long Weibo post had been written in a very natural and smooth style; not only had meticulous thought gone into it, it also contained a clear argument . Moreover, it revealed a husband"s helplessness and a ruthless denouncement of an indifferent society .
And the gist of this long Weibo post could be summed up in one sentence: Brothers, my wife was taken advantage of! What to do?!
Countless comments came flooding in!
"F**k! This mohawk already looks nasty enough, who would have thought his heart is also so obscene! Is there any expert who can dox him?!"
"Dox, dox, must dox!"
"I"m sorry, Guru w.a.n.g Situ! I shouldn"t blame you for your ungelivable 3 updates . . . I didn"t think you would be facing such a huge issue! Forwarding the post for Guru w.a.n.g Situ!"
To be honest, Father w.a.n.g was both fired up and touched when he saw how united users were in the comments calling for a dox; this was the first time that he could see how unified his fans were other than in just subscribing to his novels .
w.a.n.g Ling saw the thumbs-ups, forwards and comments on Father w.a.n.g"s long post visibly and rapidly rise in a short quarter of an hour .
Playing around on Weibo wasn"t a privilege limited to just the common people; many almighty cultivators now were also in the habit of refres.h.i.+ng Weibo .
And among Father w.a.n.g"s fans, it wasn"t just students who read his novels as a way of relieving stress .
Very quickly, one Weibo user with more than ten million fans and the profile information "Head of Exploding Sky Sect Xu Que" left Father w.a.n.g a message and forwarded his post: "After cultivating, I always look for interesting novels on the Cultivation Reading Network to read as a way to relax and calm my Dao heart . When I had encountered the most difficult bottleneck in my cultivation, I suddenly discovered Let
Let Go of that Wet Nurse by Guru w.a.n.g Situ, and it helped me break through that final bottleneck . This is a very dedicated author! w.a.n.g Situ"s family is currently being bullied, so as head of Exploding Sky Sect, I am now formally announcing a Heavenly Way Bounty on Weibo . If anyone can provide information on the obscene man whom Guru w.a.n.g Situ has written about, a reward of one million HNY will be directly transferred to you online!"
In a flas.h.!.+
Complete pandemonium erupted on Weibo!
Heavenly Way Bounty!
It had been a very long time since anyone had heard of this . . .
The Heavenly Way Bounty had existed once upon a time during the chaotic period in the ancient cultivation world known as the Contention of a Hundred Schools of Thought . This was a special pursuit warrant that only a religious sect leader or a pope could issue, and it could gain traction very quickly in a short span of time . Once a person became wanted under this warrant, he would become the public enemy of cultivators, and could be killed by anyone .
Previous records from the ancient cultivation world showed that no one who had had a Heavenly Way Bounty placed on them had been able to survive .
Nowadays, however, because of lawful restrictions, the Heavenly Way Bounty wasn"t legally recognized . Nevertheless, it was still an unwritten tradition of the cultivation world . At present, people who were wanted under the Heavenly Way Bounty didn"t have to die, but dirt on them would be dug up, even as far back as eighteen generations of their ancestors . There was an online joke that if there was someone now who was wanted under the Heavenly Way Bounty, it was possible to even count the number of bone ash particles inside their ancestors" cremation urn .
If the previous Heavenly Way Bounty had been a hunt and kill order, then nowadays, it was the ultimate dox boost!
Hence, when he saw the message that this head of Exploding Sky Sect had sent, w.a.n.g Ling couldn"t help feeling chagrined despite himself; in a sense, this kind of ultimate dox boost was much more terrifying than just killing a man .
Very quickly, numerous comments popped up below Head of Exploding Sky Sect Xu Que .
"Boss has come! I never thought that even the head would have also read Guru w.a.n.g Situ"s novels! We"re kindred spirits!"
"Supporting Head of Exploding Sky Sect"s righteous words! Catch this obscene man alive! Give Guru w.a.n.g Situ"s family justice!"
In just one hour, w.a.n.g Ling saw that the trending topics on Weibo"s hot search list had been completely taken over by Father w.a.n.g after countless post forwards .
Trending Topic 1: w.a.n.g Situ in a Fury over a Beauty
Trending Topic 2: Head of Exploding Sky Sect Xu Que Announces Heavenly Way Bounty
Trending topic 3: Women, Guard Against Wandering Hands with this Simple Trick
Meanwhile, w.a.n.g Ling was also refres.h.i.+ng Weibo on his wrist.w.a.tch, and he saw quite a few of his acquaintances from the cultivation forum and chat group in the Weibo comment area for that "Heavenly Way Bounty" by the head of Exploding Sky Sect .
Bulang Blade Immortal: "Supporting Friend Xu speaking up for justice for Guru w.a.n.g Situ . Guru w.a.n.g Situ"s books are really so good — I hope this incident can be settled quickly so that Guru w.a.n.g Situ can hurry up and update!"
Cailian Zhenren: "F**k! What are the cultivation police doing?! Does he think there"s no one in our cultivation world who will teach him a lesson? Even dared to touch Guru w.a.n.g Situ"s wife — if I this old mother know where this obscene man lives, I"ll definitely show up at his door with a sword and cut off his abalone mushrooms 4 !"
Lightning Dharmaraja: "Fellow cultivators, calm down; if you catch this man, the most effective thing you can do is send him to me for electrocution . Supporting Guru w.a.n.g Situ"s legal rights! By the way, let me take this opportunity to advertise my Quit the Internet Center . . . "
Grenade-Throwing Senior Immortal: "Supporting fellow Xu Que! I especially like Let Go of that Wet Nurse by Guru w.a.n.g Situ — the moment when Zhuge Liang used the Beating Dragon Eighteen Palms to do a slam dunk was just too cool!"
w.a.n.g Ling: " . . . " b.l.o.o.d.y h.e.l.l! There"s no Zhuge Liang 5 in the book! You"re just shamelessly mooching off the atmosphere for your own purpose!
"Ungelivable" is a word in English coined by Chinese internet users to transliterate the pinyin and meaning of the original buzzword 不给力 "bu gei li" which literally translates to "to not give power," but is used to mean "not cool . " This is adapted from a line in the poem "The Song of Yuan-yuan," which is based on the historical tale of the concubine Chen Yuanyuan, who was captured by rebel leader Li Zicheng when he overthrew the Ming dynasty . Chen"s lover Wu Sangui was a Ming military commander who supposedly was so enraged by this that he joined forces with the Qing to defeat the rebels . Zhuge Liang was a famous Chinese statesman, ideologist and strategist during the Three Kingdoms period (220-280) . Li Yunlong is the protagonist of the novel "Drawing Sword" by famous Chinese writer Duliang . The story revolves around the battle of Pingan county which took place during the Second Sino-j.a.panese War, when Li Yunlong gathered the troops to attack the enemy after they had his captured his new wife . This refers to a man"s t.e.s.t.i.c.l.es . w.a.n.g Ling had always felt that Father w.a.n.g 39 s fan readers were very scary in that they were a special kind of collective . In the same way that w.a.n.g Ling 39 s realm kept increasing on its own accord, so did the number of fans that followed Father w.a.n.g . . . for a Weibo account that had been inactive for six months, it was strange enough that the number of followers hadn 39 t decreased but had risen instead, but there were also still so many 39 gatekeepers 39 on the front line giving Father w.a.n.g thumbs ups and commenting, to the extent that his old computer almost crashed But this wasn 39 t the main point . . . The point was that Father w.a.n.g felt the time had come for him to mobilize the strength of his fans After adjusting his writing style and diction, Father w.a.n.g 39 s fingers flew over the keyboard swift as lightning after a short ten minutes, he had quickly written and posted a long Weibo piece t.i.tled w.a.n.g Situ in a Fury over a Beauty 1 . At the bottom, he attached a photo which he had taken with his wrist.w.a.tch of a profile image w.a.n.g Ling had drawn using the Profile Technique . The moment Father w.a.n.g clicked 39 publish, 39 he felt like Li Yunlong 2 , leading a million fans into Pingan county to rescue his wife it somehow felt very stirring and exciting Because the post was too long, the number of comments and thumbs ups this time didn 39 t come in as quickly and fervently as they had for his Weibo greeting earlier . However, five minutes later, Father w.a.n.g 39 s computer crashed again It had to be said that Father w.a.n.g was in the end Father w.a.n.g, a novelist guru who was ranked number one on the Cultivation Reading Network 39 s bestsellers list . This long Weibo post had been written in a very natural and smooth style not only had meticulous thought gone into it, it also contained a clear argument . Moreover, it revealed a husband 39 s helplessness and a ruthless denouncement of an indifferent society . And the gist of this long Weibo post could be summed up in one sentence Brothers, my wife was taken advantage of What to do Countless comments came flooding in F k This mohawk already looks nasty enough, who would have thought his heart is also so obscene Is there any expert who can dox him Dox, dox, must dox I 39 m sorry, Guru w.a.n.g Situ I shouldn 39 t blame you for your ungelivable 3 updates . . . I didn 39 t think you would be facing such a huge issue Forwarding the post for Guru w.a.n.g Situ To be honest, Father w.a.n.g was both fired up and touched when he saw how united users were in the comments calling for a dox this was the first time that he could see how unified his fans were other than in just subscribing to his novels . w.a.n.g Ling saw the thumbs ups, forwards and comments on Father w.a.n.g 39 s long post visibly and rapidly rise in a short quarter of an hour . Playing around on Weibo wasn 39 t a privilege limited to just the common people many almighty cultivators now were also in the habit of refres.h.i.+ng Weibo . And among Father w.a.n.g 39 s fans, it wasn 39 t just students who read his novels as a way of relieving stress . Very quickly, one Weibo user with more than ten million fans and the profile information Head of Exploding Sky Sect Xu Que left Father w.a.n.g a message and forwarded his post After cultivating, I always look for interesting novels on the Cultivation Reading Network to read as a way to relax and calm my Dao heart . When I had encountered the most difficult bottleneck in my cultivation, I suddenly discovered Let Go of that Wet Nurse by Guru w.a.n.g Situ, and it helped me break through that final bottleneck . This is a very dedicated author w.a.n.g Situ 39 s family is currently being bullied, so as head of Exploding Sky Sect, I am now formally announcing a Heavenly Way Bounty on Weibo . If anyone can provide information on the obscene man whom Guru w.a.n.g Situ has written about, a reward of one million HNY will be directly transferred to you online In a flash Complete pandemonium erupted on Weibo Heavenly Way Bounty It had been a very long time since anyone had heard of this . . . The Heavenly Way Bounty had existed once upon a time during the chaotic period in the ancient cultivation world known as the Contention of a Hundred Schools of Thought . This was a special pursuit warrant that only a religious sect leader or a pope could issue, and it could gain traction very quickly in a short span of time . Once a person became wanted under this warrant, he would become the public enemy of cultivators, and could be killed by anyone . Previous records from the ancient cultivation world showed that no one who had had a Heavenly Way Bounty placed on them had been able to survive . Nowadays, however, because of lawful restrictions, the Heavenly Way Bounty wasn 39 t legally recognized . Nevertheless, it was still an unwritten tradition of the cultivation world . At present, people who were wanted under the Heavenly Way Bounty didn 39 t have to die, but dirt on them would be dug up, even as far back as eighteen generations of their ancestors . There was an online joke that if there was someone now who was wanted under the Heavenly Way Bounty, it was possible to even count the number of bone ash particles inside their ancestors 39 cremation urn . If the previous Heavenly Way Bounty had been a hunt and kill order, then nowadays, it was the ultimate dox boost Hence, when he saw the message that this head of Exploding Sky Sect had sent, w.a.n.g Ling couldn 39 t help feeling chagrined despite himself in a sense, this kind of ultimate dox boost was much more terrifying than just killing a man . Very quickly, numerous comments popped up below Head of Exploding Sky Sect Xu Que . Boss has come I never thought that even the head would have also read Guru w.a.n.g Situ 39 s novels We 39 re kindred spirits Supporting Head of Exploding Sky Sect 39 s righteous words Catch this obscene man alive Give Guru w.a.n.g Situ 39 s family justice In just one hour, w.a.n.g Ling saw that the trending topics on Weibo 39 s hot search list had been completely taken over by Father w.a.n.g after countless post forwards . Trending Topic 1 w.a.n.g Situ in a Fury over a Beauty Trending Topic 2 Head of Exploding Sky Sect Xu Que Announces Heavenly Way Bounty Trending topic 3 Women, Guard Against Wandering Hands with this Simple Trick . . . Meanwhile, w.a.n.g Ling was also refres.h.i.+ng Weibo on his wrist.w.a.tch, and he saw quite a few of his acquaintances from the cultivation forum and chat group in the Weibo comment area for that Heavenly Way Bounty by the head of Exploding Sky Sect . Bulang Blade Immortal Supporting Friend Xu speaking up for justice for Guru w.a.n.g Situ . Guru w.a.n.g Situ 39 s books are really so good I hope this incident can be settled quickly so that Guru w.a.n.g Situ can hurry up and update Cailian Zhenren F k What are the cultivation police doing Does he think there 39 s no one in our cultivation world who will teach him a lesson Even dared to touch Guru w.a.n.g Situ 39 s wife if I this old mother know where this obscene man lives, I 39 ll definitely show up at his door with a sword and cut off his abalone mushrooms 4 Lightning Dharmaraja Fellow cultivators, calm down if you catch this man, the most effective thing you can do is send him to me for electrocution . Supporting Guru w.a.n.g Situ 39 s legal rights By the way, let me take this opportunity to advertise my Quit the Internet Center . . . Grenade Throwing Senior Immortal Supporting fellow Xu Que I especially like Let Go of that Wet Nurse by Guru w.a.n.g Situ the moment when Zhuge Liang used the Beating Dragon Eighteen Palms to do a slam dunk was just too cool w.a.n.g Ling . . . b.l.o.o.d.y h.e.l.l There 39 s no Zhuge Liang 5 in the book You 39 re just shamelessly mooching off the atmosphere for your own purpose 39 Ungelivable 39 is a word in English coined by Chinese internet users to transliterate the pinyin and meaning of the original buzzword 39 bu gei li 39 which literally translates to to not give power, but is used to mean not cool . This is adapted from a line in the poem 39 The Song of Yuan yuan, 39 which is based on the historical tale of the concubine Chen Yuanyuan, who was captured by rebel leader Li Zicheng when he overthrew the Ming dynasty . Chen 39 s lover Wu Sangui was a Ming military commander who supposedly was so enraged by this that he joined forces with the Qing to defeat the rebels . Zhuge Liang was a famous Chinese statesman, ideologist and strategist during the Three Kingdoms period 220 280 . Li Yunlong is the protagonist of the novel 39 Drawing Sword 39 by famous Chinese writer Duliang . The story revolves around the battle of Pingan county which took place during the Second Sino j.a.panese War, when Li Yunlong gathered the troops to attack the enemy after they had his captured his new wife . This refers to a man 39 s t.e.s.t.i.c.l.es .